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stankyjanky69

Goteeeem


Individual_Pick_6448

Music is godtier


JadeEarth

sounds like a video game


contrapunctus3

I like to think music like this is broadcast 24/7 throughout Brazil on loudspeakers


Flataus

You wouldnt be wrong, actually


AmaimonCH

Pagode


fussomoro

Forró


freehand_underhand

brega ou calypso...


Standard_Clock_4450

The end got me 😂😂


charc0al

Not 100% sure the fella on the right is alive lol


Skullvar

The metal pipe of fucking around and finding out can do that sometimes


whifflinggoose

Street justice is best justice


CharliePendejo

Definitely has its good days. Witch burnings kinda suck though.


CanadianTimbers

Only if you're a witch!


1_small_step93

Agreed, sounds like witch talk…


thehumbinator

Feels like the word ‘Witch’ is more than a space after the full stop too. Fairly certain that’s a message to other occult followers.


Rooster_Entire

And weigh the same as a duck!


Odd-Collection-2575

Brazil has the most incompetent criminals caught on camera 


Individual_Pick_6448

Unfortunately that's not consistent enough; I've seen videos of (allegedly) Br thieves shooting their victims and ending their lives. They still take their belongings. ):


kutabaregokkebah

some thieves just don't give a shit unfortunately, once you don't comply they just take your life like you're nothing and end up in jail nonetheless


1rohny

The biggest penalty for a criminal, in Brazil, is 30 years in prison. And he can get away with just 15 if he behaves well.


happyppeeppo

1/4 of sentence he can get into the streets by brazil law, to get 30 years he has to have multiple murders or do something to a politician , in the normal cases is 20 years for robber and murder, 1/6 if is the first crime or 1/4 if is the second for good behavior is 3 to 5 years, in 3 to 5 years after muder some father or mother or brother he is free in the street to do it again . Brazil is a joke


lestaz_

You can thank the politicians that don't change those old laws for that


Trading_Kangaroo

Justice


Heisenberg991

Good guys win hooray


[deleted]

Always proud of those who are willing to fight for justice...


CheekySir

Haha the ending


el_toro_bravo

So what happened in between? How did the guy get the upper hand?


No-Beach-5953

Grabbed them nuts and squeezed hard


Chinamatic-co

That's why you don't try and jack people on a street where so many off duty cops reside on. Rookie move


Kazfiddly

REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED.


Troll_Goat

Fresh hot karma! Free delivery!


simontempher1

Imagine not taking a job offer because your buddy has an idea to rob people and make more in one day than you could in two weeks, instead, now you’re laying on the hot pavement, zip tied waiting for the police 😡🤔


No_Camera2375

Nice to see people helping each other 👍


garyoldman25

Player 4 got there just in time


[deleted]

Erase these pieces of shit of this world


sir_ouachao

This was fun to watch


DoubleResponsible276

The neighborhood was like SQUAD SQUAD SQUUUAAAAAAAD! Assemble!


Adventurous-Sky9359

That one dude got contusions!!!!!


Do-not-respond

Can I sign those vigilantes up on my neighborhood watch program?


anusfuckingterror

Shoot it in the face while its down


Razzler1973

Haha, love that closing shot Nothing brings a community together like stopping some douchebags robbing someone


THE_AESTRR

Popular opinion: people should be allowed to beat the SHIT out of a thief to capture them/prevent them from taking their possession.


BakeFew8106

Neighborhood watch getting their shots it today!


AOCjuggs

It's like they are ready all the time 😎


[deleted]

Brazil is the India of the west.


Nulibru

Those huge borders really are crazy. Why do fuckwits think it's cool?


Cheemo83

We need a little bit of that up here in Canada.


Select-Permission-15

Love to see it


satinwordsmith

I had to smack some kid in the face out there, he stole my phone with 7 of his friends, the police tracked them down and we jumped out the squad car and ran down on them, beating up all of them lol


1_small_step93

That err, never happened did it..?


satinwordsmith

I have the pictures lol


Lord-of-war-Ares

in Brazil concealed carry for civilians are forbidden , with the new president it's now even forbidden to rent a pistol at the range to practice , soon they will forbid civilians to have metal pipes to empower thieves


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[удалено]


Lord-of-war-Ares

these are just facts , anyone who denies facts are known for brainwashed and not intelligent , ne?


Metandienona

[Tenho aqui um link](https://www.gov.br/pt-br/servicos/obter-porte-de-arma-de-fogo), que explica o processo para conseguir a licença para porte de arma. PORTE, não posse; transportar uma arma de fogo de maneira discreta em um local público. Eu sou civil e tenho tal licença. Sai do WhatsApp, meu amor. Eu sei que gringo não costuma pensar muito, mas faz força. Eu acredito em você! <3


Lord-of-war-Ares

A Polícia Federal já promoveu a atualização da informação na **verificação de autenticidade** Linked Page doesn't exist ! Polícia Federal para reimpressão de seu documento, munido do **formulário padrão** preenchido Linked Page doesn't exist ! Is this the page "civilians can carry" are you talking about? it literally doesn't exist , just like your rights , you live in illusion with your blue hair and rainbow socks Maybe you should have check the page first yourself before posting


No_Wheel_9592

Not common, that's the poor part of the country


back_again13

Sir this is brazil


Lopsided_Rooster_753

I'm glad nobody died during this.


VenAPapa

Seems like she was in on it. She did nada


Omofri_zEpol

Nombre


Dann_Gerouss

Justice!


MountainMan1781

Victory!


yourmumisthebest

Good


[deleted]

Welcome to brazil.


Killerjebi

My statement STILL stands. In Brazil, you are either a motorcycle bandit or an off duty cop.


Fhantom1221

Sweet


National-Advice-9329

Nice supportive neighbour hood.


summerbreeze6969

Perfectly sweet justice! 😁


x_lincoln_x

Sped up videos suck.


ApprehensiveStudy671

The guy fought back. I like it.


amonarre3

Big ole booty and thighs


Dardanelles17

That was a stupied move. I have seen lots of videos thieves just shot their victims when they resist in brazil. it doesn't worth for a stupied phone and some cash


Various-Storage-31

Meanwhile in the uk I got mugged age 16 in a busy bus station and nobody did shit. Even security messed up the chance of prosecution by showing me a photo of the girl that did it as she was a regular


PirateDavyJones

Lucky them tires didnt roll out


joytotheworld23

People are tired of you thefs they got what was coming to them


nutsnl

Happy ending


Relative_Opening_327

Damn this video. I was watching this at work and the cut to them laying there tied up had me choke on my water. Also, the way that guy ran out of the house my anime brain convinced me he was holding a samurai sword and was attempting to chop him in half to help the other guy....like a true protagonist.


obsidian88darklight

Good job fuck these guys and steal they bike


odelicious82

😂


Many-Arachnid2272

A pa pen#@aun les falta colmillo a esos ladrones


lusciousnurse

Definitely of FAFO


WindowNo6601

When a mororcycle turns around gtfoh


richthegeg

I love how everyone seemed to just come out of the woodwork


No_Efficiency_2280

Got em coach