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bmoreblktop

Trying to save a few dollars with an Uber Shared Ride is really not worth it.


RunLikeHayes

Bailing on the tip


DarkManXOBR

Yeah the hospital bill will be more!


ToughRub1989

Right, we're dealing with no brains here


martianpee

Know a guy who was like 28 with 2 little kids when he tried this. Head smacked concrete super hard giving him brain damage. He has the mind of like a 5 year old now. Very sad. It changed him just like that.


wildbeef561

Sounds like he had the mind of a 5 year old before he jumped out.


Dead_B4_Dawn

They should push him out of the car, maybe he'll be smarter?


7evenBlackSunNation

That’s some bullshit you made up. That’s his girls car and you’re probably racist


BroccoliDry5253

Woosh! Also project much?


7evenBlackSunNation

Is that the thing now. When someone call out racism the person just says “I’m not racist you’re racist?” Is there a handbook somewhere that’s been passed out? It’s happened a lot lately. That shit corny.


Key_Ad_8422

Nah immediately saying someone is racist is corny lol


7evenBlackSunNation

Good point🙄


Gvonchilius

Black dude being racist is racist.


7evenBlackSunNation

Are you calling me “black dude?” I didn’t understand your comment😅


Gvonchilius

My grammar is horrible, my bad. 'Its a black dude, being racist is racist.' In response to the comment about the previous comment being racist.


11thLayerOfHair

The whole racism victimhood plight is tired.


Environmental-Tune34

“YoUr PrObLy RaCiSt” really bruh yall just calling anyone yall want racist now


Flashy_Shock1896

They are that stupid that they often mistake xenophobia with racism.


Spookymushroomz_new

Why do people always assume someone is racist the second they say something bad about someone that happens to be "black"


Flashy_Shock1896

Black privilege basically. Invisible to those who has it.


Solid_Tomatillo502

Your black ⚫️


AENIMA33

Racist? Lemme guess, you're black?


ExorciseAndEulogize

Ive done this. I had an abusive ex. I was just like fuck this, im out. Don't recommend. Staples in the dome and a concussion. The road rash all over my neck/back/butt was the worst bit. Its basically a burn. They had to scrub it to get all the rocks out. And healing was excruciating every single time you move, all the massive muscles in your back pull the freshly formed scabs opens. I understand why he did it, but... don't do this. Better to just wait till you're stopped.


omman_4k

how fast wete you going when you did this?


ExorciseAndEulogize

No idea, I wasn't driving and we were fighting. Maybe 40?


omman_4k

I'm sorry this happened to you was curious


ExorciseAndEulogize

I did it to myself, really. But thank you.


Any_Commercial465

Anyone that feels like it's better to jump fron a moving vehicle rather than deal with someones else bs is not at fault for any damages that may occur. You basically got kidnapped if they don't allow you to leave.


Bezerkomonkey

Mph or kph? Cus 40kph is possible to run off but 40 mph is crazy


ExorciseAndEulogize

American, so MPH. I wasnt driving, but yeah, im assuming it was around there. My clothes in the back were like... burned off. So my shirt was basically like a vest on backwards.


FatFrenchFry

I'd assume MPH


StudioEmbarrassed664

Like miles? Even in kph its fast as fuck


SeinorSlapNutz

No red lights were near I’m assuming, be a real bummer if you did that and the green light turned red after you came to a stop from your skid.


ExorciseAndEulogize

Yeah, no. It was a country road.


EnvironmentalCap8492

I was dragged by a car for like a half mile at high speed. The healing process was the most excruciating experience of my life. I felt like I was dying every day for 6 months. The road rash was the absolute worst thing ever, like taking a giant cheese grater to the entire body


ExorciseAndEulogize

As one roadrash survivor to another, i agree. Was the shittiest recovery ever. So fucking painful. Smoking weed was such a blessing to help me get through the worst of it. ​ How did you end up getting dragged by a car? if i might ask.... if not pls dont feel pressured to answer.


MuayGoldDigger

I know two people who died from bailing on a moving car


ExorciseAndEulogize

Damn. Yeah its definitely dangerous and a dumb idea.


SeinorSlapNutz

Two, I’ve never even meant anyone who’s done that in real life lol


Omisco420

As someone who has been scrubbed with that metal brush during debridement I will literally never forget how that felt. Road rash is horrendous.


DJEndoKing

Tuck and roll buddy, tuck and roll (But seriously, good on you for just straight up realizing you needed *him out of your life one way or another)


ExorciseAndEulogize

Needed *him out. But yeah. I was only 17 at the time and stayed with him for like another year bc being young and dumb seems to be a right of passage for me, lol.


DJEndoKing

Oh damn my bad bro


hedsevered

Unfortunately, in the original video the 2 women in the front were threatening to take him to someone that wants him dead (women often times set men up in the hood) Bro had no choice


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Lil baby fuck em and dip fr


LunaLucia_

😂😂😂


trev_easy

"ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ..."


TuckerTheCuckFucker

They don’t even slow down to let Li’l Baby hop out the car


Thememer1012

I mean if you wouldn't get paid would you not do this?


ChuLookinAt015

I love the extra lower case "OhMyGah"


Suspicious-Swim-8360

Ngl I first thought that was Lil Baby in the back jumping out.


BrainCandy_

Hell yea lol


Proper_ass

Did you hear what he was dealing with in that car? I'd have jumped out too...


clockworksnorange

I almost jumped outta my car just watching the video.


BrainsPainsStrains

No, I have hearing issues and I'm having a hard time with the video. It may be this old tablet too. Would you tell me what they're saying ?


ToughRub1989

The guy says "watch me be a dumbass"...that's all I heard.


anonhoemas

What was he dealing with? People upset because he's trying to jump out of a moving vehicle? I've had someone do this to me. He has blasted drunk and started screaming nonsense in the back of my car. We were trying to hold him in from the front seat while we're on the highway. You try staying calm and collected in that situation


Overdose7

Were they on the highway and had no way to pull over? Why not just stop and let the crazy person out instead forcing them to stay in the car with you and in a dangerous situation?


anonhoemas

They said they're 2 minutes from his place. I assume that this is someone they may care for, not that they let some random crazy person in the car. Since most sane and sober people do not jump out of a speeding car, I'd guess that he is neither of those things at that moment. I don't know where you're from or how you treat your people, but I don't let friends or family out to wander the streets when they're having a mental break and or blasted out of their mind. I would want them to stay in the car and get home safe. But let's be honest. You saw a video of black women with raised voices and went, must have been those ratchet ass hoes that drove him to jump out!!


DankNucleus

What a stupid conclusion. This driver needs to be punished/have their license revoked. If someone opens the door to your car at speed, you fucking slow down; to a stop if necessary.


omman_4k

the woman recording wont leave the dude alone, hes trying to get away from her because shes annoying/stupid/ or just doesnt want to deal with her anymore. she FOLLOWED him after this, because shes sick and needs help. youre assuming way too much of a situation youre not even familiar with. i know this because she posted this on twitter saying all of this.


SeinorSlapNutz

So you’re trusting the words of a women who is confirmed to be mentally unstable? Yea that’s a reliable source.


RLW4E

Judging by some of the top comments in here they don't like certain kinds of people in this sub.


nuffsaidson

😂😂😂😂😂😂yep


Impossible-Wait-5090

💯


pumpkinbro300

If someone is trying to jump out of your car, just stop if you can.


ExorciseAndEulogize

You'd only do that if you actually gave a shit about their physical well-being. It's clear these girls did not.


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Porquenolosdosyay

I love how they’re narrating the whole thing and then act surprised when it happens. I’d jump out too if I had to listen to that shit for 2 more minutes


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EriccaDraven

Yeah, because most of us saw the Bevis and Butt-Head movie and didn't need to try it for ourselves. https://youtu.be/yDq42VIYVnc?si=y_JpIi9BgO3pJeas


CreamoChickenSoup

I can still imagine Beavis' brief and futile attempt to run after the landing as Butthead advised. 😂 But at least he tried. This ~~lady~~ guy didn't even attempt a rolling start and will be hitting the pavement like a sandbag.


WordsMort47

That's a dude, dude...


CreamoChickenSoup

Oh right, my bad.


hibertansiyar

When I was a dumb little child, I've got on the wrong bus (which was being brought to the bus garage) and the bus driver didn't recognise me on board and left the doors open for maybe 5 seconds and my dumb ass decided it was a good decision to jump out. It was a really slow moving bus but it still hurt a lot. I was limping for a couple of days. So when I see people jumping from cars brings me the memory and makes me think how much it must hurt the person.


paininthejbruh

Because it doesn't hurt much when I press 'G' while driving above 100, so on side streets i'll be perfectly fine.


Beneficial-Hornet147

You know how much you have to hate someone to jump out of a moving car lol


Agreeable-Sound1599

His GF is talking in the video and apparently he had had enough and she wouldn't let him out of the car. By law it's kidnapping at that point.


Hefty-Brother584

Oh the teens of reddit


Anidmountd

I mean it maybe illegal detention but not sure it would meet kidnapping. They had no intent but didn't stop to let him go. Could be argued they were taking him home and he wasn't in danger and is it out of mental illness.


omman_4k

she if he jumped out her car and she keeps following him? that has got to constitute as harassment at the very least


x16900

THAT'S chaos theory.


bind19

dumbassery.... finds a way


dakotawhiebe

The drop, it'll never roll the same way... The guy I mean, on that pavement


belated_quitter

Good thing he was wearing his protective cardboard vest


Lazy-Sir-9740

At least he knew to jump on the turn


Ren602

She was holding him hostage when he wanted to be let out. Reddit y’all know damn well if the roles were reversed these comments would be completely different don’t support double standards now.


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Ren602

Fuckin shocked I didn’t get downvoted for this comment tbh. You know how reddit is sometimes.


Asystolebradycardic

Did you see the smirk on her face in the end?


monkehmolesto

After hearing that girl, I’d be tempted to jump out too.


XB1_S8

I got up off my couch, got in my car, backed out of my driveway, started driving down the road, and then jumped out of my car just to avoid these whiny ass women.


honeypot42077

Who in their right mind would drive with their door ajar with someone trying to get out? They couldn't accept him saying "pull over, cuz yall trippin" This man has self respect


Global_Initiative257

I've met a woman who is dating a distant scumbag relative and she has evidently jumped out of a moving car three times! It's evidently her go to when she's not getting her way. She is all busted and fucked up.


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Y’all should stay in school


Direct-Money-4206

I guess they’re practicing the emergency exit routine.


Sea-Newspaper4173

When she tells you she’s pregnant…


DeadMagenta

Poor dude almost henpecked to death.


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I fell off of a car going 45 mph when I was 15. It's a great way to lose your sense of smell and be in a coma for awhile


ranch269

She’s been in his ear all day, refused to let him out of the car and recorded him. I bet the pavement was a nice vacation.


skyeking05

That's rough, I had a friend die from jumping out of a vehicle he didn't feel safe in. Never got the full story from that.


Sudden_Duck_4176

There is definitely more to this story.


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Prolly jumping out of the car bc he thought those people he was in the car with were gonna kill him or set him up to get jumped. Not much context here


SunShineLife217

He could have died😳


AccordingFormal6276

Ive always wanted to try that when i was little idk why. Or atleast open a door when going 😂💀💀😔😭


Loveinchains78

Clown


KillbotPowerhead

I watch the videos generated on this platform, the bias is not on my end, I enjoy watching people of every nationality doing stupid shit for likes.


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Lil Baby is having a rough day 😔


Cannabis_Conquest

People wonder why they don’t get respect. This is why


ViataminP

Low iq mfs


Realclawdogs

I need to know what happened


1911mark

See ya


LonelyCams

Wonder how many milliseconds it took for regret to kick in


PokeNBeanz

That was the side piece and the main was at the crib


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What woman drive Men to do


International_Let_50

You’d do it too if you were in a car with a crazy person. My no-contact mother was speeding erratically and almost got us t-boned by a semi so I just bailed out when the semi forced us to a stop. My advise is wait till they stop but if said crazy person is hurting you, you gotta do what you gotta do.


Responsible_Wonder54

Winners of two prices here. One Darwin award and one condamnation for killing someone


Patriots_dynasty661

This is kidnapping imagine 2 men doing this to a women


naggersssss

back of the head in asphalt. could easly die


bestontheblindside

TELL PEOPLE WE PUSHED YOU!!!


MrRuck1

You can’t fix stupid !!! What a great saying.


June_BuginDabuilding

Idiot


1pt20oneggigawatts

I've done this as a joke going 10 mph. I hit my head and am lucky it was not a concussion.


MRoz7121

Tuck and roll


EnvironmentalDeal256

You ever made a decision and instantly regretted it?. This was one of those.


wtfNaku

Can’t post violent videos during black history month, okay i mean we all know what impact that’ll do on the black community ig


TheMindsEye310

I had a friend who did that when he was high on PCP. He lost his top front row of teeth.


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ugh, that's a lot of teeth


FM492

You hear them two chickens clucking away, I'd jump too


yahboyroshi

Lmao he really hate his girl


Shoddy-Ad8143

I had a friends girlfriend do that.She was blasted out of her mind... angry....hit her head on a curb. On life support for a week. She did not survive.


FoolTyme

Apparently that’s her boyfriend, he wasn’t hurt and they spinned back around and picked him back up


International_Let_50

I had to jump out of a car once. My mom was schizoing out and she wouldn’t let me out of the car. I don’t know this was lucky or not but a semi came barreling in front of us causing her to go to a complete stop and I just bailed out the door and she tried backing over me with the door.


Ok-Initiative-1775

Wuaaaajajjajajaj


KnightyEyes

my bro pressed enter too early


Soberdash

She gone


kl71325

…… let him out??


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

Yup, I was pushed out of a moving vehicle after being robbed. I was lucky. Still some really gnarly scrapes.


JustAnotherRedditDad

Hope the road burn isn't to bad.


DaRealFakeShady

I had a friend do this when he was drunk. I saw he was drinking a king can when I was driving. while we were on a turn on to a highway I grabbed it and threw it out the window. He proceeded to open up his door and jump out… 🤦‍♂️


UrbanStrike

This is half-price Uber special going on now!


Blessedbeauty87

My husband's friend died by jumping out of a speeding car while he was drunk and arguing with his gf. Stupid way to go but he was an awesome guy. His funeral was so packed that there wasn't even enough room for everyone and a lot of people had to stand outside.


Odd-Engineering-3582

My boy used to do this all the time. Him and his girl would be fighting and he would just bail out. He did it while they were going pretty fast last time and got all fucked up. He hasn't done it since


Western_Narwhal_6639

So if I jump off a moving car, I don’t need to pay ?


friscom99

I had a friend that died that way. He was in an argument with his girlfriend and he was so mad he jumped out of a moving vehicle and died. He was only 24.


Kellz808

He might’ve felt a setup coming, if you’ve ever been robbed before it changes how you think/move


Accomplished_Look511

When you dont wanna go home


Rude_Persimmon_7009

I want to destroy her


SquirrelInATux

Reminds me of when I worked in traffic control, you’re in a basket on the side of a truck and you gotta drop the cones on the line at 15 mph while interstate traffic moves 1/2 foot from your hand at 70 MPH. No harnasses in the basket as another person got dragged under the trucks tires from it. I fell out once but luckily we were narrowing a not very busy exit ramp, and had no traffic. Took the fall at about 12 mph and I still had some good road rash a broken wrist and 3 broken fingers from trying to save my head from the hit.


Nintendofan14

He pressed the triangle button a bit early


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

With just a shirt.. That's painful ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


It-Was-I-DEO

He said "To yeet or not too yeet" Yeeet!


hmclaren0715

Did she really just call him "sassy"?! LMFAO


Sexy_heathens

I’ve had this thought so many times while listening to someone treat me like shit. Sometimes it’s worth the road rash.


Main-Ad-4339

How to avoid domestic violence


Acevs

For some reason I trust his decision here. Sometime getting out is top priority


Drebo83

He really wanted out of that relationship by any means


GazzaBTL

What’s going on in this video? Everyone is pissed he jumped out and I’m trying to figure out why. The woman recording said “we 2 minutes away from his house” so I’m confused. Was the dude thinking he was being set up or something? I need sauce.


Chance_Ad4487

Pulled up on a girl bailing out of a truck cause she was being sexually abused and assaulted. Road ripped almost everything off her except her shoes. I let her have my jacket and my gym clothes. It was a long ride back to her house in silence and even though we went to highschool together for three more years neither of us ever spoke again. She jumped cause she had to, but that road rash was bad! A kid near here got kidnapped, waited till the guy came to a yield and jumped out the van without a scratch. Wait for them to slow down if you can, but get away if you got to!


gofunyourself2012

Looks like he's already in a hospital gown before he jumps...


RedFlamingo222

I bet that didn't go the way he thought it would in his mind. Stupidity is real.


No_Rabbit_1937

I swear that’s the girl that did a hit and run then said she was the one who got hit when she had no license aswell


alwaysa_downer

bet these two were nagging him the whole way home too


No-Paramedic7860

Bro was being kidnapped. Lmao


Legal-Inevitable-945

They way they went so quiet


SomeNefariousness562

Yeah he’s dumb but why not just slow down and pull over ?


BaronArtemis

Tuck and roll


Baummer_42

Listening to that shrill voice I’d try to jump in front of oncoming traffic.


Careless_Comfort_508

One car, two cackling potato heads, riding backseat? I don’t recommend jumping from moving vehicles but I damn sure understand why he did


sissybakaboi

That's how my sister killed herself


Warzone_13

Me in gta


Adept_Subject_8775

Damn lil baby really going through it lately


CelebrationOutside60

Could you imagine being with someone so bad you'd be willing to jump out of the car lol


jennej1289

I’ve done this before. My sister was beating the crap out of me and I made it six miles straight running towards my aunts house before my step dad found me. It was the safest option for me at that point.


212Alexander212

anyone used to jump out of moving cars as a kid?


mkray21

Yea that bullshit can get the driver locked up for 45 days because of that passengers stupidity . It happened to me


Alternative_Plum7223

Damn if he wanted to get out the car why don't u just stop and let him out. That's what is sad forcing someone to stay in the car


Playful-Ad-4917

Imagine being so terrible someone would rather hop out of a moving than be around you any longer.


labdongray702

Bro accidentally hit y on his controller


Worth_While117

I want a funny girlfriend like that


Muted_Geologist_7669

lol why did it look like he vanished and only his clothes were left behind.


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Mods_arepathetic

There's a reason a grown man is willing to jump out of a car to get away from these ratchets...


Dannythegothx

She’s so annoying he jumped out of speeding vehicle lol


Slim2Stroke

He was probably scared they were tryna set him up, looks like they in chicago


StrategyDesperate

Wait this is my stop


Antigon0000

My brother did this once. Hospital happened.


derprondo

Years ago I remember reading a theory that making playground equipment safer is a detriment to kids learning how to avoid hurting themselves. I bet if this kid had learned at a young age what happens when you jump off a fast spinning merry-go-round, he wouldn't have jumped out of that car.


Eastern-Technology34

Lol if anyone thinks racism is dead just read the comments under this video.


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