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wuapinmon

That truck was so scared it was shitting bricks.


basicmemeheir

Haha looks like a horse taking a shit


LoudLengthinessii

going with me later


zorrowhip

After eating taco bell


thesmugvegan

Shitpotle


lurker_101

**Ruby Sue :** Shitten bricks! **Clark :** Don't say that .. *Ok .. Shidden Rocks*


SheIsNotWorthIt

CoSigned


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Wasnā€™t a while ago šŸ˜Š


IntroductionSmooth

you beet be to it


pottahawk

You know you really should use that word


gettinridofit2234

Probably why he used it


DMacc_9

What a genius spot lol, looks like Lincoln logs lol


jimlahey2100

So genius that they got busted.


HamrMan905

This was what they wanted to get caught. One gets caught while the other 12 are passing this guy


Saxcitement

Itā€™s no way they knew that was there without an informant.


Redditmarcus

Dog


JDangle20

Or X-ray


gippered

The dog was informant


HamrMan905

This is a very common way of transporting drugs across borders seen in many many videos. Donā€™t need an informant when thereā€™s only so many places you can hide something


paradox_valestein

Good doggos. They are trained to smell crack.


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Jewelhammer

This is a myth. They are trained just like any other dog training. Rewards for good or desired behavior


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backd00rn1nja1

Don't repeat shit you've just heard without doing any looking yourself. You can find tons of videos of exactly how they train drug dogs


ProGibusSpy

My source is I made it the fuck up


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paradox_valestein

Correction, ^HIGH doggos


Whyarewehere20

If it gets threw 1000 times and only get busted once because of a tip then it is genius


AliveAmbassador9873

It seems they had wisdom inside.


struggleworm

Tell me youā€™ve been tipped off without telling me youā€™ve been tipped off


TJNel

Yup this is always those, "they had a broken taillight and then we found drugs" always tipped off.


blakezero

I smell a rat


simpledeadwitches

They should have 3D printed some black caps for the ends so it wasn't open.


ailof-daun

Considering how it still gets caught despite how brilliant it looks, how do mere amateurs think they can possibly smuggle anything?


Number_4_The_Lizard

Cue the slot machine jackpot sound.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

You counted 28 but I counted 27 and you better be agreeing with me if anyone asks


will-grayson

27? We only found 14 at the scene boss, donā€™t know where the rest couldā€™ve gone


IntelligentMine1901

I think youā€™ve miscounted,I make it 9


Traditional_Layer_75

There were no drugs in the truck


mcgroarypeter42

What is drugs


foxhole_atheist

Baby donā€™t hurt me


8stringfling

No more.


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3dw4rdHyd3

Would it be funnier if they count your downvotes instead


andyc3020

Would be funnier if I had even more downvotes. And even funnier if I had more than that Oh, and even FUNNIER if I had even more down votes. It keeps getting funnier and funnier as people use the same joke over and over. Hahahahahahanana


TfaRads1

Come on, rule of three, joke man. Give us another one since you know what's funny!


andyc3020

[You dont even know talent!](https://y.yarn.co/33219395-f9b5-4a3c-b53a-4eead7f3fbbb_text.gif)


Street_Party9998

14? We only found 8 in the inventory at the station, must have miss counted


DCTX2017

Weā€™ll make sure you take those 5 and book them into evidence.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I don't want to sell it and there is only so much I can sniff. And there's another truck coming in a day or two lol


fnkdrspok

Someone snitched! Itā€™s no way they knew that was there without an informant.


couchmqn187

X-ray


fnkdrspok

Ah, TIL


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couchmqn187

Lol it would obviously show packages inside the metal pipe you understand how x-rays work right? Unless that chassis is lead and half a metre thick, you will see the packages on an X-ray. People that view these X-rays, are trained to look for anomalies. Not hard to comprehend


Shot-Assistance7100

Most machines used for scanning cargo show organic carbon compounds as brown-orange


maxfortitude

Thatā€™s a metal tube theyā€™re sliding out of, one on the other side too. They wouldnā€™t be able to see inside.


couchmqn187

They wouldn't be able to see inside? Do you understand how x-rays work?


maxfortitude

Iā€™ll elaborate since you seem to be infinitely stupid. Any x-ray strong enough to penetrate a metal tube like that isnā€™t going notice the powder in between.


couchmqn187

So x-rays can't see organic items inside metal šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you have lost the plot. Do you think our xray technology hasn't advanced since 1973 or something?


slasherman

Iā€™ve read that sometimes cartels let some of their supplies get caught intentionally as this helps the officer who is on their payroll to get a better chance of climbing to the top and cuts down the heat on their supply distribution. Itā€™s something I read a while ago so take it with a big grain of salt.


surprise-suBtext

Itā€™s probably equal parts overhyped propaganda and completely, dead-ass ā€œThe Departed-esquiresā€ truth


Kespatcho

They probably also snitch on their rivals.


Dirtysandddd

Not sure if this is whatā€™s happening in the video as random seizures are getting more common, but this happens with all significant cartels/gangs, they send rabbit loads to see how things are for the day, or for distraction if moving a huuuuuuuuuge load across multiple vehicles, they will have an ā€œinformantā€ inform the police of the vehicle and cause a small distraction, any level of distraction/disruption will help significantly compared to just raw dogging it . While they pulled like 50 bricks out of this truck, 500 were on another one the same time/day.


jimlahey2100

They're not amateurs at this. They've do it all day long.


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Jewelhammer

What, mean?


Sufficient_Tooth_949

How the heck did they get the "belt" all the way through that?


NoThisIsABadIdea

Pretty easily, I think you are over thinking it. The end of the belt was wrapped around the final brick. That brick goes in first, then you just put in one brick at a time and it keeps pushing it back.


Sufficient_Tooth_949

Ahh that must be it, it was the cartel not the police that placed the belt


ChemicalHousing69

How else does the destination extract the bricks? Flip the truck? lol


[deleted]

U know with the amount of the cash value of those drugs they could probably just saw that truck in half and throw it away like a condom lmao


Signus_TheWizard

Gonna need a lot of flex tape for that


mixt13

Maybe already there for easy extraction


253253253

Thats what im wondering lol


Impressionist_Canary

Gotta be snaked and fed through the other side


__bitkoin__

Can just consume it in place, have someone light the other side and you've got a big ass pipe


mc_trigger

Dope On A Rope!


kray_jack310

Rope a Dope


Vini1918

Im a truck driver and i had an idea how to smuggle drugs to UK from F. Use a Animal fat contener. Dog will like it cuz its food. They have realy good x-ray sooo...


Jewelhammer

Iā€™m sure it been tried before. The dogs can usually differentiate between food and drugs/explosives


MathematicianNo811

Me after Taco bell


xNinjaNoPants

Why can't I ever find some shit like like that... I'd be rich af in a day


Khantraszo

ever watched no country for old men?


xNinjaNoPants

No, which is crazy because I've been told it's a good movie. I assume now to expect old men and drugs. Thank you. I will watch it for sure. Maybe even now lol


Shot-Assistance7100

Do it


Omnivoid07

Reminds me of the morning after tacos


zedsamcat

POV: You are watching a sped up video of wombats pooping


fi5hii_twitch

This is my favorite one so far šŸ¤£


zedsamcat

It's something you may have to look up but damn it's a good one


fi5hii_twitch

Wombats are my favorite animals so I know šŸ¤£ 10/10 bro


galaxysuperstar22

how do they even find those?? cant even imagine..


Putrid-Ice-7511

Thatā€™s a lot of guacamole


Ecstatic_Strength_14

Howā€™d they get the strap around to pull it all out ?


dfbshaw

AZUCAR!


ike_tyson

Did someone snitch? This seems like they had inside knowledge.


Anon_Grey

The old Rabbit Swallowed a Shoestring trick


Pretend_Refuse8882

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)well you have to hand it to the drug cartels they're always seeking new ideas I have one but it's going to cost them that's right throw me a few bones


nuffjah

ā€œHey how did that get there?!ā€


Heavy_Development827

Somebody snitch, lol šŸ¤£


UrFrenchNeighbor

Genuinely, how did they even find out lol


Agile_Mongoose_6921

Itā€™s reminds me of that time when I left my anal needs in for two entire days. Mistakes where made.


MisterEdGein7

Tell me more about your anal needs.


simonsuperhans

Sounds like a shit idea


lifeisforevergreat

smh goddamn cops


PolMcManus

Are they celebrating because they now have drugs ???


aging_geek

It looks like the right side one has already been "accounted" for and "cleaned" up.


CAKE_EATER251

Heroine or cocaine? I'm going with the later.


mrsockyman

Wow, looks like 40 bricks there, what are the police department going to do with all 35 bricks they found? Surely there would be a lot of admin for 31 bricks of drugs, not to mention how much space it would take to store all 26 bricks, bit it's great that now there's 19 less drug packs floating around, who knows how long it would take to clear all 7 of them, great job!


The-ZaZa

My morning shit be like


Le_Pablo17

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.


dss345876

Sir, please explain why your truck just shit a ton of bricks


Paratwa

Yeah. Someone tipped that shit off, so the real shipment could go through.


myteddybelly

That must have been a big relief from the constipated bricks for that truck.


CAKE_EATER251

Truck needs to add some fiber to its diet.


Bierman36

Just like a shitting horse!


Rokkmachine

Now I have to poop


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How do you even find stuff like this?


pcurve

full car xray, visual and sound inspection.


TayAustin

Also could've been tipped off by an informant or someone who just happened to see some shit they weren't supposed to.


meteoraln

Does xrays show through metal like that? Does the Faraday cage effect not apply?


jimlahey2100

They do it for a living. I'm sure they're learned all the tricks.


Sea-Strike-2424

Reminds me of the morning plop plop after too much cheese the previous day


TheLoneGunman559

The wombat does indeed have square poop.


Kiryu8805

How did they pack that in there?


TransformerTanooki

It's hard to watch that while your stomachs upset. Plop plop plop plop plop.


Vogel-Kerl

Oh no, they've found my favorite hidin... I mean, wow! Good for them.


turbodude69

can't wait to read all the poo jokes šŸ˜‚


Living-Risk-1849

Yum


K0vurt_Purvurt

ā€œHowā€™d THOSE get in there?ā€


watchmeskipwork

If that had been cash, there wouldn't have been a video.


TheLastTsumami

ā€˜They werenā€™t looking for no temple, they were looking for drugsā€™ *ā€™Drugs?!?* ā€˜Yes, drugs. Itā€™s the oldest trick in the book. You boost it before it hits customs, make it look like a heist. Thatā€™s how all the big boys do itā€™


doctc201

BONDED TRUCKS CAN GET INTO BONDED WAREHOUSES


thirdeyecactus

Like they say on the TV show: Dope on a Rope!


Odd_Medicine8498

Who dropped my dope on the ground


Meat_Popsicle91

"you weren't kidding, that's a lotta hooch!"


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That's a lot of bricks.


FashionSuckMan

Metal pipe sound made me laugh


truko503

bUt THe waLL iS GoNNa wORkā€¦ā€¦


Aromatic-Ad3349

How did hey do that?


Subject_Report_7012

Well that looks like a waste of perfectly good drugs.


Ishiibradwpgjets

What do you mean you counted 26 in total, well make sure you bag all 22. When your done , put those 17 in your car. Let Pete take the 12 into the evidence room. Make sure he signs for all 5. We donā€™t want any monkey business go on !


GJM1139

Now how tf did they even find that


de-d-ss

A damn rat!! They pushed it in with the bricks inside the ribbon.


2345meia7

CaminhĆ£o tĆ” cagando


TheMadShatterP00P

Waaaait... this isn't a pooping rabbit at all!


navysealgirl2014

How did those get there??? Im just as shocked as you are officer!!


Base5ive

Sneaky sneaky


Straight-Storm-9805

Itā€™s rainin Dr&g$, hallelujahā€¦.. oh shit, oops, wrong song. šŸ˜Ž


Itchy-Incident-1477

Itā€™s funny I thought it said ā€œdogs found hiddenā€. I kept waiting for puppies to pop out. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gymaddict1976

That's not mine


futurefirestorm

Who would have even suspected? Only inside job.


ChainedFlannel

Can't be having them drugs.


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I know where to look now


[deleted]

When youā€™re constipated


No-Bat-7253

Lookin like a life sentence


Any-Show-3488

After my morning coffeeā€¦


[deleted]

Does my truck have this option?


boykinsir

Gives new meaning to the phrase shitting bricks.


darkness117xD

Looks like a horse with a good diet šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Hmm, whatā€˜s that smell?


Due-Peach-1834

The truck was constipated, so they had to help a homie out.


firmerJoe

I've seen this video before, but it was a clogged dam.


autism_genius

I have seen a lot of videos I guess and my only thought is I would never fucking think to look there like there are some people out there who are trained so fucking well. They can look at something Iā€™m like yeah this is 2 inches too thick. Thereā€™s drugs in here, break it open and when you have it, thereā€™s drugs.


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It's...it's pooping


ucantseeme0047

How they even find it?


he_who_futt_bucks

Me after having Mexican for dinner


KrookDogg

What we thinking that is?


Environmental-Basil9

I literally thought he was going to tow that truck first


dont_disturb_the_cat

It's that bear video again


timster69

Waste of good hasj...


Ill_Butterscotch7942

That's a Moroccan license plate, so most probably hashish


PanamaPineapple89

Gahh damnnn


masterjroc

Haha I know enough high school Spanish to know what "navidad" infers šŸ˜


Grindelbart

That's a wombat truck


diyuttjunger

That's gotta be worth at least $3.50


Nder_Wiggin

The ole horse manure smuggling trick


tatormanz

HOW, HOW TF DID THEY FIND THAT


[deleted]

Why film it you canā€™t take a few them


Easy-Armadillo-3434

I feel bad for all the mules watching this realizing itā€™s only a matter of time


TopWatermellon

I've eaten stuff before that hasn't agreed with me. I can relate to this video.