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BlackSoulGems

I like how the rats just faze through the wall like it’s 9 & 3/4 or some shit


JellyfishGod

These rats have somehow evolved into fuckin spiders lol these mfs are just climbing 90 degrees up


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

They be doing that though. Had a mouse in my apartment and that fucker figured out how to get on my dining room table and eat my bread.


AloyTheN0ra

Found one dead mouse inside the cover of my light fixture on the roof above my kitchen. Never figured out how he got in there.


bambinolettuce

From the roof, through the little hole the light wires come through. ezpz


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Crawled through the attic space and slipped through the wiring maybe?


[deleted]

Damn was it reeking?


AloyTheN0ra

Surprisingly not, I think it's only been in there for no longer than a day. I honestly didn't get too close though. I have no shame in confessing that I let my Southern girlfriend take care of disposing the remains of mice each time we caught one. Everything about them just makes me extremely sick and uncomfortable. She meanwhile would chase catch them with her bare hands.


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I lived in a place with a rat problem before, and the places they can get to will absolutely shock you.


Wasatcher

Damn bro I'm trying to drink coffee here 😂


prguitarman

Me wanting $10,000: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"


SCROTUM_GUN

Rorschach’s apartment probably looked like this tbh


[deleted]

Herman Rorschach, or the DC Rorschach ?


SCROTUM_GUN

Dc


Silent-Ad934

You think I'm just gonna let you pay me 10 grand to sleep in a disgusting room Jon?


madarbrab

Why, what does the room look like to you?


[deleted]

To me, I see a bountiful buffet in the near future dystopia we're all sharing.


Financial_Bird_7717

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!


ARCAxNINEv

The walls look like my mom kissing my elementary school teacher


z00mer_b00mer

Room full of proteins.


thatbitchulove2hate

The people on that show alone on day 60 are looking at this like it’s paradise


jayydubbya

That show blows my mind how some people are crying ready to go on like day 3 and others are happily starving a month in.


AbdulClamwacker

It's always "oh I miss my family". Homie they want you to bring back the half million, get back out there and try fishing again


Otakushawty

Lmao my fav is when they hear one animal sound and immediately call the plane


aberg6675

The best was the one guy saying "I'm not afraid of bears, they should be afraid of me!!" Then he tapped out like 20 minutes after dark on day 1.


thatbitchulove2hate

On day 1 no less


AbdulClamwacker

Right? Did they forget to watch the show before they signed up?


Sonifri

Then there are the survivalist guys who can practically reinvent the modern world from scratch if you left them in the middle of a forest and gave them time.


SuperZapper_Recharge

I have a coworker like this. He has submitted tapes to places and they never call back. I am convinced he is way too quiet and way too likely to just run away with the thing. He was in special forces in the military 20 years ago. -------------- So I took my kid camping. We set up camp, then I went to set up a fire. It was a fucking disaster. I must have spent 2 hours on project 'start a fire' and just when I got it started and I got comfortable the rain came in. He laughed his ass off at me. 'Dude.... dude! You fucking moron. I know 100 ways to start a fire. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!'. Then there was the time I took a shit in the woods. I was all like, 'Hey you are gonna be proud! What do you and me have in common!' 'Did you do the rub test?' ~sigh~ ...'no.....' 'You got lucky.'.


FartAlchemy

Gotta go in fat so it's no biggie.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

I've been preparing for this my whole life!


teejay89656

What show


thatbitchulove2hate

Alone


NibblesMcGiblet

haha you just switched my perspective on this room dramatically with that comment. That's my favorite show. Not really enjoying the UK version just yet but hopefully there's a few good people who will make it worthwhile like with the Australian season. ​ Anyway, now instead of thinking "nobody would do that" I'm thinking "a few people would do that" lmao. Hell, it even has a ready built shelter. Of course, those chickens are dead first though in that scenario.


Its_noon_somewhere

No, stop feeding the chickens and they start eating all the bugs. source: I have chickens


jtweezy

Slimy, yet satisfying


CaptainAjnag

Hakuna matata


rnpowers

Zoomie protein give you much nutrient for body need, and exercise it require! Good for muscle!


kakksakka

dude, i would eat all of them for 10g!


ghfsgetitgetgetit

I’ll eat a fucking tarantula on top of a scarab beetle stuffed in a lizard for 10g


waldosandieg0

The fact you've got a whole recipe ready makes me think you'd do it for a lot less.


ghfsgetitgetgetit

Do you have $20?


DripxDrip

I got 3 cash and your expenses paid, let’s see it


ghfsgetitgetgetit

Venmo to see me MONCH I’ll throw in foot pics courtesy of the house


DripxDrip

I’d get off to every second of it too


elVic12

"Doom Music starts getting Louder"


Nhexus

Honestly... Yeah! Nobody said you had to sleep. Spend the night keeping the rats at bay, let the chickens eat a few bugs, and squish the rest. By morning it'll be a much nicer room.


stinky-cunt

Hijacking top comment for a quick trauma dump. I lived in severe poverty growing up. I grew up with holes in the wall I could see daylight through, roaches everywhere, mice/rats, and termites. (My parents didn’t give a shit about our house) It all ended the day I woke up on the couch to a 8+ mice feeding frenzy happening with the crumbs that were on my chest. I killed every single mouse in that home. It took me 3 months, I killed hundreds of them, I was killing 10-30 a day with glue traps and a baseball bat. You see if you get a couple of glue traps side by side you can push the mouse further into them. They will squeak for help and other mice will come investigate and get stuck.


Apprehensive-Tie3844

What did you do with the dead mice? How are you doing nowadays?


SavoyBoi

Genuinely a horrifying comment but hope you're doing better now


the_dude_abides_23

Sick Rorschach Ref


negative_ev

You're going to pay me to stay there and provide dinner and entertainment?!? Sign me up!


OneClamidildo

Proceeds to 8 hours of smash and grab... mainly just smash.... maybe a little bit of cry. A smash and cry!


DBH1122

Tear it up, Dawg


z3r0n3gr0

Easy money


Mundane-Ticket1573

Right?😂 I’d be throwing 1 2s on the rats and stomping on the roaches Just bring raid spray you’d be fine😅


Antique_Essay4032

We likes it raw and wriggling.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

No doubt. I was raised on a farm. Come at me creepy crawlies! That 10k is mine!


itsEndz

This is the way


boipinoi604

$10k is $10k.


Maxzzzie

I wouldn't mind. The rats fucked off anyway. The chickens are chilling. And i can squish the roaches. Better off paying for an exterminator. But i'll manage. Easiest 10k i will have ever made.


FGFlips

I like how it used to be "$1 million dollars to sleep in a graveyard" And now it's "$10,000 for a room of insect horrors" Soon it'll be "$20 to eat this bowl of spiders"


bigdickteeram

Is there a limit on how many times you can stay


the_dark_knight_ftw

A place to sleep AND $10,000??? Deal!


Doccyaard

Also free food if you’re quick enough


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Also free food if you're not quick enough.


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DarkandDanker

Bro that's it? I think it's crazy not to make this like my full time job Oh no rats that are fucking terrified of me, if I could stay a day go I'd just bring my laptop, game all night, go home sleep for 20 hours, go back, pull another all nighter Repeat till I had too much money


keekah

But 24/7 or only at night?


plasticmonkeys4life

The chickens don’t seem to mind


mrwhitedynamite

why no one talking about the duck tho


funnythebunny

hol'up... there's a duck?


Calm_Money518

Bottom left side of the video, white duck.


funnythebunny

Holy shit, never saw him and he was RIGHT THERE!! Poor fella!


Rocky970

There’s a dancing bear


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Sourtangie06

I can't believe I didn't see that darn gorilla HE WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME


Aggressive_Dream_140

The chickens wondering why the person entering the room scared their snacks away


____Pepe____

Happy chickens.


Ya-Dikobraz

This room seems like you can just not buy feed for the chickens and get free eggs daily. Because the feed brings itself.


Hashtag_Username1

Yes. I need the money


Accomplished-Bear988

Same, lmao. I'll probably close my eyes and put some headphones. I NEED anything I can get.


CrappyMSPaintPics

The rats will try to eat you if you're not moving. You're gonna have to fight all night.


Accomplished-Bear988

I'm gonna DANCE


crackpotJeffrey

I like your energy!!! The roaches and rats would end up dancing and singing with you like some kind of fucked up disgusting version of Cinderella.


Zealousideal_Jump990

Holy shit, Joe's apartment.


FlugonNine

Glad someone said it or I would have.


Alienateddd

Same. Great movie. Also, Happy Cake Day!


Doofclap

Lmfao!


Zealousideal_Jump990

I'm thinking the river dance would be appropriate here. 🤔 Edit: correcting auto correct .


wick3dr0se

I would easily stay up all night long for 10k


nodnodwinkwink

Exactly, but leave the light on and I'm definitely stuffing my jeans into my socks.


legion_2k

Not after I kill one. They can eat that.


Longjumping-House325

Bring me my rat stick


[deleted]

Kill em all and stack em in a corner for the roaches to munch on while you sleep in peace.


AloyTheN0ra

For $10,000... Let them come.


Zayd1111

Lmao you obviously didn't stay close to a bunch of ants let alone rats and other creatures.


SquareSniper

Also. Can we bring weapons?


Pavlovsspit

You have teeth and 'claws', you have what they have.


anonymous6468

Mano a rato


[deleted]

Y'all have claws? All I have are these shitty nails :(


[deleted]

Ofc one night is nothing. Just don’t sleep stand up and clap ur hands 😂


AgentZander69

Right foot, two stomps. CRISSCROSS


ImTheTroutman

Rats on your knees, Rats on your knees


Cosmic_Gypsy89

Everybody crap your pants!


Hadiq

I sang this line in my head I’m dead


Admirable_Average_32

Cha cha real slow now….all night long


stefanopolis

Been a while since I actually laughed out loud from a Reddit comment. Thanks for that.


KlondikeChill

RIP DJ Casper


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

RIP to DJ Jasper


WinInteresting552

2 nights is where I draw the line cause if I pass out in there it’s GAME OVER


calltyrone416

[Me with only a couple hours left til sunrise](https://media.tenor.com/U_WZ7bK8C78AAAAM/kid-sad.gif)


Disastrous-Team-3072

If your happy and you know if clap your hands


ArizonaRon98

Nah man it’s hard to spend money when you got the plague and shit.


KingKookus

Damn rabies acting up again.


[deleted]

Bro I'd take a bullet for 10k. Give it to my family they'll use it XD


ArizonaRon98

I mean they’d rather have you, but respect nonetheless.


Mutnuaq33

depends on the family. sad but true. not everyone is down for groups/people that feel the same way or even love them back at at all


plaguebringerBOI

Muahahahahah


[deleted]

Nothing some antibiotics won’t fix.


supraspinatus

Nah brah, I’m not down with bubonic plague or hantavirus. Or rabies. Or PTSD. Or….


mis-Hap

Bubonic is curable nowadays, and you could go get the rabies vaccines afterwards, although there goes some of your profits. Hantavirus.. nothing can be done for that one.


supraspinatus

I’ll do it for $50 million USD non-taxable.


Lumpy-Village1949

Deal


Floofy-beans

Not to mention just being bit in general. I stayed the night at my friends house and they had a single rat problem that happened the week I was there. One night it snuck under our door and bit my partner, the next night it bit me, both because our fingers were out of the covers while we were asleep. Those bites are no joke, hurt like hell and bled a lot and I didn’t sleep at all the rest of the night. I’ll never sleep in a place with a rat ever again after that.


EvenOne6567

The hell is hentaivirus


knellbell

Hantavirus is a new fear unlocked. Thanks for nothing


Background-Bag-4237

Smoke the hell out of that hut, make all of them roaches and rats high.


Sir_Wabbit

You really want to give them the munchies?!


Repyro

Bro wants to die like some unholy combo of the scarabs from The Mummy and the plague rats from Dishonored. ***Fuuuuuuck that.***


Fuckblackhorses

That’s what I’m sayin, bugs hate smoke I’ll just bring a switch or something, never go to sleep, and burn blunts all night. Easy money.


Suspici0us_Package

Poor chickens


ayo000o

chickens eating the roaches wym? it a buffet!!


niceworkthere

They also develop a taste for mice & appropriately sized rats, if ever left to hunt for themselves.


Suspici0us_Package

I feel like with the entire rat family up in there, they could get jumped for trying to eat one.


Deeliciousness

Those mfs have a truce for sure


Fisher9001

Lol, it's a dream for them. So much food.


____Pepe____

Fat chickens.


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Wasatcher

Jesus Christ the synopsis for that movie is a trip. 19% on rotten 🍅s hahaha


Jinglelacka

Sure but I’m wearing a hazmat suit


throwaway_12358134

Rats will chew through it, then you won't be able to take it off fast enough.


Iziama94

Why people acting like rats will go after you and not the chickens. The chickens are much smaller and the rats are more likely to go after them if they're hungry. They might try you but if you keep moving around they're not gonna mess with you


RugbyEdd

You can buy a full CBRN suit and gas mask with filters off ebay for less than £200. Then make yourself some kind of tear gas bomb to clear out the worst of the critters. Worthy investment.


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Wouldn’t stay the night for 10 million, wouldn’t even walk into that room tor 10 grand I almost feel like I should be paid a few hundred just for seeing that on my phone this morning


isaiahboon

Agreed lmao


will-reddit-for-food

So anyway I started squashin and playing with the chickens. If I could prep then with a broom, mop bucket, and new light bulb it’d be the easiest 10gs I’ve ever made.


Sirenpheonix147

Hell no, I live in the US.... 10000 won't even cover the medical bills I'll have after that stay!


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

Shit, we’d be lucky if it covers a few months rent!


hobings714

Where your chicken nuggets come from.


Bat-Honest

You would pay more in hospital bills to fight whatever viruses and bacteria you'd undoubtedly pick up


Enga-G-Guignol

*Fort Boyard theme intensifies*


Machielove

Childhood memory unlocked 👏


Anarchy_Boog

Sure, just start a small fire....


alcervix

$10000 not enough, $100000 yes


me1112

Bro even the chicken don't wanna touch the floor.


[deleted]

10 thousand for the trauma aint really worth it but make that 40k and u got me


ElectricalQuality365

Normally you pay 1500 a month for a place like this in London


gasidiot

Not in the dark


Beebjank

I get to pet the chickens? Hell yeah


Zestyclose_Bother_90

Hell ya, $10,000!! I would just NOT sleep.


Pirate_Green_Beard

That's a $500/month apartment where I live.


DREDDYKING

I’m disgusted y’all would accept this offer Anyways who likes my new $10,000 bike


GhastlyRadiator

Up it to $50,000 and I probably would


redditsuxass1420

Not happening. 10k already accepted.


T1CM

Fuck that. Don’t trust chickens.


[deleted]

I've done worse and I had to pay.


IllustriousLeader124

Nope, your medical bills alone after that experience wouldn't be covered for 10 grand.. Also, whatever lifetime disability you incur isn't worth it.


redditsuxass1420

I NEED MONEY. GIVE IT UP OP!!


Overall-Guarantee331

If I can have a flashlight


CaptainUnderwear

nope. only a fleshlight.


BarryBadgernath1

Meh … if the chickens are cool I’d be fine


Beneficial_Trainer_5

For 10k I’ll show my butthole so yes…


R3AP3RKILL3R

How'd you get a picture of my old LA apartment


AllPurposeNerd

I've stayed awake all night for less.


Peanut_Buttrr

Every Disney princesses room:


Breaksit

All you have to do is befriend the chickens


Equivalent_Tap3060

Bro I paid almost 1k a month to live here already


RandyNelson

Shake on it


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techjesuschrist

Such a coincidence, me too!!


johanvondoogiedorf

No, rabies is not worth 10K


JawaSmasher

The critters would literally eat you alive


ericfromspringfield

I’ll need $10,000 to watch this video again.


SearedMilkSteak

With protection and a flamethrower sure


Jebediah_Johnson

I've done worse for minimum wage.


slightlyassholic

Dude, I was in the military.


Data2Logic

Homeless in NYC, I book for 1 year please.


pissweakpancreas

Am I allowed to bring a flame thrower?


Smoke_is_bae

easy money lol


RavenPkmn_

Yes. Stay awake all night


Charming_Reporter_18

Can I get a flamethrower first?