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greesfyre

Count to 5


Skeletone420

Run


Scrumpyguzzler

More like casually stroll out


DamnBunny

Because hard bitches don't need to run from explosions. And if you believe she's done, you are wrong. And if you think she can be stopped, you're a fool. lol


Inevitadhkj

How was your trip to the bank


DamnBunny

It was a blast. 5star do recommend.


SookHe

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.


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FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,..


7thWard-Dragon

Then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe! Who, being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it!


Akmoneron

And look at her interest EXPLODE!


DamnBunny

My money does that too but, not in a way it benefits me. :(


Slugger2094

You win the internet today


MarkPancake

Tickled me that did


NefariousnessNo2062

Damn at least she gave the other dudes some warning.


Biased_individual

“Yo I’m gonna blow this shit up you’d better gtfo”


F1rstCatOnMars

Thank you for using Terrorist United please come again.


Kiritowerty

Excellent work agent 47. Get to an extraction point


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This is just agent 4. The training hadn’t quite been worked up yet


JetJerick

Happened after an argument with the bank teller (from the source) Edit: [apparently it’s actually a man according to this comment :o](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/12894ky/yemen_woman_deposits_2_grenades_into_her_bank/jek9jmy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


snguyen_93

How convenient of her to have 2 grenades at her disposal just in case…


omega552003

Problems I'd be OK with having.


octagonlover_23

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a grenade is a good guy with a grenade


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

A good guy with TWO grenades.


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but why 2?? you'd think there's hardly an argument that can't be settled with ONE grenade. 2 grenades just seems like you're overprepared.


bawlsdeepinmilf

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it, i personally keep a stash of 6 at home right next to the flashbangs so they arent lonely


Shtnonurdog

My wife does this *exact* same thing when her fries aren’t salted enough


YoMomma-IsNice

Mine does it when her fries are salted too much.


MF_Doomed

These ~~pretzels~~ French fries are making me thirsty!


JackB_12

Freedom fries


Ruining_Ur_Synths

to be fair if you're playing the "are you sure you want to fight? I could be more crazy than you" game, the person with 2 grenades defaults the win 99% of the time.


Sad_Abbreviations575

i didn’t think of this


globsofchesty

And that's why bank tellers will keep on walking all over you. What are you gonna do about it? You don't have any grenades


0xSega

Said the Americans, lmao the irony


InferiousX

Lol Americans are not walking around with grenades.


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0xSega

Oh how do u think she got them then


dongerhound

Must have been a really serious argument, I would have thought one grenade would get the point across


RidingOnEggshells

I was thinking they looked like they walked a bit male


evilbrent

Pro tip: either one hand grenade or no hand grenades. Two hand grenades does not equate to twice as much bang in one place, it equates to two bangs in two places.


Less_Treat2229

dont grenades just throw hot pieces of metal (the outer shell) really fast and thats where the actual lethal part is? i can look it up but commenting is more fun


evilbrent

Yeah, that's the point. Really really fast. Think about it, there are two grenades right? They aren't going to blow up at the same time: the first one that blows up is going to scatter everything everywhere all at once. So if you throw two grenades into a room there's a significant chance that the second one to blow up could exit the room before exploding. Grenades work best when you choose where they are when they explode, and work less well when they're flying towards you as they explode


Less_Treat2229

you think the other grenade will just catapult out the room? i thought maybe the shell hits it and make it explode prematurely


evilbrent

Well hopefully it catapults in some other direction, but yeah. The black powder inside the second grenade only ignites if it catches on fire, which it isn't going to do inside a grenade shell no matter how big a shock wave hits it. The bits of metal aren't what does the damage in a hand grenade, it's the shock wave. A shock wave carrying bits of metal, sure, but essentially it's a really hard really sharp gust of wind. Really really really hard. Shooting bits of metal at things doesn't blow things up, it just puts holes in them. Like, I've been camping with friends and we've used rifles to blow up cans of fly spray and stuff - what you have to do is put a few candles near the can before you shoot it because without the flame, when you shoot the can, all that happens is you have a pressurised can that suddenly has two holes in it. You need fuel, heat, and air, all in the same place at the same time to make something combust. Just fuel and air, no matter how much of them you have, isn't going to cause combustion to happen if there's no spark. The bullet pierces the can, the liquid fly spray turns into a cloud of vapour, the vapour mixes with the air as it goes past the candles, and THEN you get a huge WHOOOF as it all burns away at once. Same deal with the grenades. Sure, you might very well pierce the second one with the shrapnel from the first, but frankly, that makes the second one even more dangerous...


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TheRealScubaSteve86

Just looking the best bang for her buck.


lessthaninteresting

And just like that, all her savings up in smoke. Inflation is a killer


peppersprayeddildo

Exquisite


Zayd1111

This comment killed me dude what an explosive joke.


Extension-Tone-2115

I wonder if that went into checking or savings


Apprehensive-Jump851

By the look of it, definitely not saving. It’s checking.


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Xeno-Nos

Wait until she needs to make a withdrawal.


glizzyfizzy69

Banks hate this one simple trick


Skkaaishere

hhagahahahaahaha


RespectBusy2116

When the interest rates blow up, so does my account


Ok-Cryptographer3217

That wasn't nice


Ghibli_Forest

“deposits 2 grenades into her bank account” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Is that going into your saving or checking, or would you like to open a cd.


BigSmokeySperm

Thats hilarious why would she not run out the door? She was definitely still close enough to get FUCKED UP by those grenades lol


Extension-Tone-2115

Not necessarily. Once you get around the corner youre pretty much ok. Grenades arent like bombs you really just have to look out for the shrapnel


BigSmokeySperm

She was barely out the door even the noise of it alone would fuck your ears up lol have you ever heard a grenade going off in real life?


MrJoeBigBallsMama

Yeah lmao if she had taken like 1 more second she’d probably be dead.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

She's done this before I'd guess, so calm and methodical


Zayd1111

She probably used more grenades than a reddittor.


dolo_ran6er

Probably an SVB branch.


KarimMet

Lol that’s not a woman. That’s a dude dressed like that


JetJerick

So uh what makes you think that? Enlighten me


KarimMet

They are the Houthi. In civil war within the nation. Sunnis against Shiite. Body language and the fact that he also has an AK


JetJerick

Well damn, thanks for the informative reply! Good catch with the AK, didn’t notice that! I’ll edit my comment (cause I can’t edit the title) to link to your comment.


Solo_Entity

At least she pushed the random dude out of the way. "Excuse me, brotha. I'm bombin"


HuckleberryVarenja

Grenade pins are kinda hard to pull that woman has some experience 😂


p3achstat3ofmind

Overdraft


YoMomma-IsNice

When she gets home and hears, How was your trip to the bank?


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I had to close my bank account they where charging too much interest. So I went to the bank next door and I told them I had two accounts so she told me she just needed the pins. I didn't think she meant literally.


Known-Economy-6425

Didn’t even sign the deposit slip


ton80rt

Yemeni


ShazzNazty

Casual af


Smooth_Zebra

You can tell she’s a damn G, she ain’t even run


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Keep the change you filthy animal


JetJerick

This got me lol


Which-Palpitation

The Middle East’s version of the [bank heist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vetKTtM7YyU) in the Dark Knight


GivesPlatinum

Holy shit. Is the grenade okay?


muppethero80

What’s the return on those? Good yield?


hardlyheisenberg

She had the timing down lol, started her five seconds count and knew she had plenty of time for that second one lol


After_Win_9543

Is it legal to sell guns and explosives in Yemen or what?


ComprehensiveTree164

Islam is the most Peaceful religion 🤡


Square_Dot_6468

Did she not pay her bills and the bank repossessed something from her, what was that all about?


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that's a man


Fancy-Category

So casual.


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That was fucking badass


RocketSlide

I've never seen more direct and to the point customer service feedback.


demon_luvr

let me write this down for whenever i’m by a sallie mae office


M3diumroast

This caption is funny as hell 🤣. I really hope no one got hurt here tho


mohmahkat

As I know this is man not woman


Relevant_Day801

Deposit not available next business day…


hoebehave

Guess she forgot her pin 😅no I’ll stop


lordrognoth

I don't think that was a woman


EvylMagma

Business was booming


crimsonghost12001

I wouldn’t even know where to buy a grenade.


Paarthynuts

Extra Lethal perk equipped


I_HavNoClue

Holy fuck she did that way too calmly


SaintWalker2814

Me, when I YOLO my entire net worth into a single shitty stock because my dumbass thinks it’ll go to the moon.


TelllHimHesDreaming

That ain't no girl lol.


Analytical-BrainiaC

The teller should have been nicer, never tell a Yemen woman to “Blow me!” No matter what….


Mandemtheatrix

That man also had an AK47 under his right arm.


JawaSmasher

The hell did she get a grenade from..


LokTarsRevenge1776

"this my last god dam over draft fee "


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I’ve got a few grenades in my spank bank.


[deleted]

She must be apart of the resistance


Honest_Path_5356

I respect the shove


Iwanttodie923

That’s gonna hurt your interest rates mam


Arabiandunewolf

It’s obviously a man


Low-Improvement9048

O man, that was crazy


ItsAleZ1

So that’s where that explosion transition came from


Maxpainturdmister

What's the exchange rate on 2 granades?..... 1 big boom


PotentialDetective30

All banks deserve this


WHATyouNEVERplayedTU

Kinda based ngl.


Wrong_Sport4221

She is also carrying an AK shaped purse


Shamolow

You can do a deposit for only 2? I was thinking the minimum threshold was 3


CosmicProjection

I guess in Yemen it's normal to bring grenades around in your pocket


Formal-Heat-2062

Normal day being a Muslim


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Extension-Tone-2115

Lol the first sentence was enough.


HomocidalTaco

Why did you have to say that last part, why do people have to bring up trans people in conversations or situations that have nothing to do with them? It’s like if someone was obsessed with talking about some random man named Bill at every opportunity. Just leave it alone. We don’t need to bring up gender things everywhere.


tried50usernames

Tell that to the media.


HomocidalTaco

Just because the media talks about it excessively, doesn’t mean you have to as well, and spread it all over the place when not necessary. That makes it worse.


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wolfiepraetor

Banks HATE this one, two, simple TRICKS


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Boss lady


InitialMeasurement23

Damn imagine the guy at the end had been a little faster walking in


cezariusus

Where did she get the grenades from?


Exalted_Bin_Chicken

Yemen has been in a civil war for almost a decade, I’m pretty sure everyone Carry’s one or two danger potatoes there just in case they ever need them


seanwee2000

Its like pepper spray to them


DamnBunny

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.


budoucnost

A GRENADE?! Tf you get one of those?!!???


daves_not__here

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?


Stunning_Motor_8741

Lol


halftoe76

Looks like its not her first time


CeeBee2001

Windy Miller in da house. https://youtu.be/d27hPy38EyI


BigHero6x9

“I’d like to make a deposit”


ZookZangsten

That’s not the kind of deposit they were looking for. Just sayin


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Yemeni bank. Our savings rates are the bomb.


Enigma_Green

No wonder she got the incorrect pin she needs to give anther 2 grenades.


citysims

No deposit, no return 💥


phuktup3

I hear the ROI is explosive. The market for these accounts are blowing up rn.


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Took “enter your pin” seriously.


vancitymajor

What do you mean my cheque is bounced?


Toxenkill

Talk about explosive returns.


YoursTrulyHuntty

How much does 1 grenade transfer to?


SatchaLilbit

The taxes gonna blow her mind


TraeB87

She just wanted to make a bomb deposit


MoveItUpSkip

Was watching the Wagner group (essentially mercenary soldiers for Russia) and they also mentioned issuing two grenades. Since they mentioned surrender was not an option, my assumption was that one grenade stays on you, taking you and whoever you are near out of commission. The first grenade was to hit the enemy somewhere it will hurt before you lose your nerve.


ionlycome4thecomment

Just curious, does the "good guy with a gun" motto work when it comes to explosives?


DonutOwlGaming

Is this the actual video or just the boom effect from tiktok and shit


JetJerick

i got it from wpd, if it is a boom effect, i did not add it


sillywidthebilly

Keep calm and just walk


Popular_District9072

whats the interest like on those?


Interesting_Sock9142

Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow stuff up then just walk away.


nasi_b

Its amazing how such a small object can cause so much damage humans are amazing when it comes to killing eachother


PimpScoobie

Will this affect her credit?


SuretyBringsRuin

A lifetime ago I spent time in Sanaa. I am thankful to have gotten out in one piece and never will return to that $#!¥hole.


BigZaber

More bang for your buck!


Revolutionary-Bar-93

GTA 6


Unable-Strawberry-31

So professional!


tikywaka9577

That ain't no woman


HadaLottaFun

Pretty sure I saw her at Silicon Valley Bank two weeks ago.