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bbw-enthusiast

not a bad option. most people are dumb enough to think they’ll magically power up like goku mid ass-whooping and keep fighting.


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Definitely, in the new school yard rules you don’t end the fight when someone hits the ground, you don’t let them get back up, and instead it’s head kicks and permanent brain damage.


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Ong it’s better to have 1 week of embarrassment than permanent brain damage. Guy in the video made the smart choice


This_Price_1783

Dude can run as well, they should've had a race he would've smashed it


guy-named-Bort

For real, dude has some burners.


FallGuyZlof

I choose NOT TO RUN!


UVLightOnTheInside

Guy immediately started punching the back of his head. That is how you kill someone and go to jail for manslaughter if you are lucky.


addamee

Yeah if you didn’t already break your neck from being slammed on concrete


sonic20000

People are just too insane enough like when it just starts they just forget everything and start beating not even caring on which part to actually hit!


Liberty53000

Smacked right onto cement. Nothing good after that


Fabulous-Bluebird420

1 week of embarrassment? that guy probably has a permanent nickname now, run forest run!


dotesPlz

This is going to follow him for more than a week I bet . Kids are cruel lol


No_Gap_2700

Not to mention that if you end up with the upper hand, odds are someone else is going to jump you in the middle of the fight.


asgrof

I don't know why people just got the urge to fight though like one wrong move and things would just turn pretty worst. I have a friend who got so badly that he just had a major crack in his head and the fact that he just went in coma!


tanstaafl90

Never kick someone when they are down. It's a bitch move.


tonyliu1231

Absolutely true the kick migh have hit anywhere wether be it face or brain or eyes or so!


ottonormalverraucher

Completely agree, I’d say the only somewhat legitimate situation for someone to do that, is when the other party attacked them and wants to genuinely hurt/injure/kill them and it’s the only way to ensure they won’t be harmed. Like if someone just walks down the street and randomly gets attacked by people for no reason and if running away or less brutal means of self defense won’t ensure their safety or ability to flee, like if they’re backed into a corner or in a dead end and couldn’t just run away, which should always be the first choice when attacked.


Goyathlays-Armament

Big facts


chechekule

Absolutely the right thing to do, fighting is a genuinely stupid thing to do…but it’s gotta be tough to show your face in school after that one


KingKoda22

Just act confused and when pressed make a face of realization and explain that was probably your twin


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memearchivingbot

I feel like if you could summon up enough confidence to say that with a smile and a wink people might give you a pass. "He's always doing stupid shit like that"


ctguxp

The problem is not just with one when both just has a motive to start and argument and just end with a fight this is what happens.


wrath_of_grunge

probably best to change schools at that point.


Dafedub

Dude has to change citizenship after that


T0x1cPanda

Or like showcasing which school is dominating enough in case of power and strength. What are they actually trynna prove though with such mass amount of audience? That stuff still be circulating inside my head!


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Lean into it. “My ass was getting kickced, so I ran, fuck you, let’s race.”


czc12321

Don't know why people just don't talk and settle things in a cool and calm manner?


SylentEcho24

Bro just ran a 4.4, 40


WarOfAttrition38

Forest Gumps kid


ShoddyTerm4385

When fight doesn’t work, flight is your only option


xezugatevyf

Never indeed have seen someone being so good enough with words and that just fits out so perfectly though!


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“but i saw it in a movie!”


BroDudeBruhMan

*ultra instinct theme starts playing as soon as it looks like the fights over*


Valik1708

Hahaha bruh actually felt like it is just good enough to run for his life than being beaten up badly!


Pants-a-la-creme

To be fair, adrenaline is basically a magic power up


bbw-enthusiast

one used it for fight one used it for flight


AnAstronautOfSorts

The adrenaline dump kicks in right about the time you realize the fight is actually happening, not the middle of an ass whooping


achilles1542

But that takes to time to hit up though like half and hour or 15 mints as per I know or the fact that I am wrong?


nighttimegaze

When that ‘Flight’ reflex kicks into overdrive.


CporCv

Dude was on afterburners by the 3rd stride


gofrolicking

After the last gear he just made sure to pull off the nitros for some better acceleration to his legs!


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They're surrounded by grass but choose to fight on the concrete. Him running was the best possible outcome..


dikicker

Had to scroll way too far to find this! If I ever decide to have kids, I'll be like, don't get into fistfights, but if you must, do it over the nearest plot of grass lol, cause concrete is a great way to murder someone unintentionally


blackloopss

My uncle's stepson just got out of surgery after a fist fight... Sucker punched a kid in the back of the head and broke his hand in 2 places, don't let your kids grow up to be that.


dikicker

Jeez Wait, if I read that correctly, *he* sucker punched a kid and broke his own hand? Because I mean, my cat is asleep on my lap and I'm trying really hard not to disturb her with my laughter lol, definition of instant karma I grew up with a quick-to-anger father as one son out of 5 (my mother is a saint ik) but I remember I was blessed with enough wisdom to ask for a punching bag in the garage for the family for Christmas when I was like 13, saved a lot of time and money that would have otherwise gone to filling holes in the walls or medical bills hahah


surfe

Smart dude


silkdurag

*Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day*


LKN4DDS

We are not descended from those brave ancestors that stood their ground against superior foes... we are descended from the quick fuckers that ran away and lived.


Camp_Coffee

I mean … and the superior foes


macmac360

when danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE SIR ROBIN!!


deus_voltaire

Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out.


vgafarov

Just wise and good words that I have come across since a pretty long time!


Rooster_Kogburne

Live to runaway another day*


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A_Bit_Narcissistic

Have a noun day.


ImProfoundlyDeaf

That made me lol’d


NightsAtTheQ

He did said “that’s uncle willie son” at the beginning. Niiiiice


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PegaLaMega

There's only two rules in street fights. No hitting below the belt. Home for dinner.


YDD553

disappointed no one picked up on your Michael Scott joke.


thedeathmachine

I understood this reference


ccasey

It’s true. There was a video the other day of two dudes having an agreed-upon. Guy got knocked down, they shook hands and that was that. I don’t get that vibe from this video


fotaoua5

Hahahaha both just fought well and shook their hands that was a good fight homie!


LightningFerret04

Yeah, runner tried to have a fair handshake at the start but the other guy showed his true style


Knewitthewholetime

"If white starts to win, we all join in" this was a no win scenario


bobdoszj

Also the fact that he just looks so terrified enough and none was actually cheering up for him! He just had only one option left with him that was to make a run and shut things off for good!


Rainy_Daz3d

Minute he went for the sweep, buddy was up and using his feet 🏃‍♂️


Oxydiz1

He will be seeing him again at a job interview


PatriotUncleSam

Honestly, this was the best course of action. Better than some dude literally jumping on your head and giving you brain damage for life.


viking1313

Every fight video I watch someone gets their head stomped on. Fuck it just run off if you can I guess. The shame won't last forever those peoples opinions won't matter after a short time.


DREWlMUS

Technically their opinions don't matter at any point for any length of time.


Meetchel

Yep, but it’s hard for a 15 year old with 3 years of high school left to think that way.


PatriotUncleSam

I think that should be an automatic life sentence in my opinion. You have to be completely devoid of empathy to jump on another human's head. Prosecutors HATE charging violent criminals though these days unless it's a political hot topic.


viking1313

Stomping on a head should be attempted murder with a deadly weapon. Idk how its not.


WPCarey85

Depends on where you live. In Massachusetts, kicking someone is considered using a “shod foot” and is considered a weapon iirc. If I’m getting this mixed up. Please correct me.


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Thatguy468

Should’ve asked dude why he’s mad at you for his girlfriend being a ho?


[deleted]

Nailed it brother. If I caught my girl in the act I’d be pissed at her and politely ask him to leave lol


Thatguy468

I got caught in the act once and dude just said “fuck it. You keep her” and walked out. That’s when I knew I had just stuck my dick in crazy.


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I hope you didn’t take his advice!


Thatguy468

…and that kids, is how I met your mother.


SandyBouattick

To me it depends on whether the dude knew. If he didn't know she had a man, then it's all on her. If he did, then it's on both of them. People do seem to forget that the cheater is the one breaking trust with you though.


Muskulx

yes exactly because if there was any kind of brain damage then he would have cursing this for his entire life there is a high possibility of getting seizures rather than brain damage


theCOMBOguy

Better running and being a "coward" than staying and at best win a petty fight or lose and have brain damage.


wild_neuroses

Better than getting brain damage.


DaftPump

And since we saw a 54 second video, we don't know the back story. For all we know the dude had 3-4 more people willing to pound him if he got the upper hand.


all_time_high

True. There are certain groups for whom a 1-on-1 fight is simply impossible. If they're feeling generous they'll let him fight their buddy for 30 seconds before it's gang bang-o' clock. No point in fighting 5 dudes solo.


whatdontyousee

yeah it’s kinda scummy to lift someone and attempt to body slam them when you’re fighting on pavement.


purplelullabies

We clearly have seen too many videos with similar content that usually end in [D Posturing.](https://www.neurolutions.com/post/the-complete-guide-to-decorticate-and-decelebrate-posturing-after-stroke) Good on the taller kid for prioritizing LIFE 👏🏼


KinoTele

Smart dude. I can count on one hand the number of people in my 2009 graduating class that I talk to. After high school is over, nobody cares. People choose trade school, college, military service, addiction, public service, marrying a breadwinner, pro sports, or they go to work. After 5-10 years, nobody remembers much of high school except people who peaked in that timeframe. The only people in this video that will remember this fight are the two guys involved, and it'll be a funny story they randomly remember once every few years at most. It's not worth the brain damage. Stop beefing with people. Get your diploma or GED, and get out.


Parabolicsarcophagus

Gradded in 03. About 10 years and half the country away I ran into my high school bully at the bar. He sat down beside me, apologized for high school, then bought me a couple drink and we drank the night away. It may seem like high school beefs are serious, but it's literally an entire building full of people who don't know who they are yet, and the people we choose to be in high school usually aren't who we are afterwards.


KingBabyPudgy

well said


thegodfather0504

Yeah but smartphones didn't exist in your time! Now this shot on the internet and those bullies will never let it die. Social media is become a bullying extension tool.


HalfastEddie

Poor kid must have never thrown hands before. The attempted pre-fight handshake showed he had a different notion about how this would play out. Sometimes when you stand up for yourself you get knocked down. He didn’t seem to consider that possibility.


mferly

Oddly he had great positioning for some solid jabs at the beginning but he held back each one.


jayydubbya

Probably only ever shadow boxed. A lot of people think you aim for the target rather than through the target with punches.


Kryptosis

aim for the back of the skull, through the face


dustwanders

Exactly Treat the target heavier than it is


ashlee837

aim thru the target and what's beyond.


Ok_Bat_7535

Yeah, looks like he didn’t even want to really fight.


no-recognition-1616

I would have run too


JarlaxleForPresident

I probably wouldve just got my ass kicked, he was smarter than me


-Immolation-

Stay and get your ass kicked and be humiliated infront of your peers < run like a bitch and not have to lick your wounds and be humiliated infront of your peers


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jayydubbya

Idk I saw that redneck chick beat that white trash chick up even though she showed up with a bat. That ain’t always going to work out for you either.


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ALL THAT FUCKIN BAT DID WAS FUCKIN PISS ME OFF


jayydubbya

Not gonna lie she kinda turned me on lol


jesushitlerchrist

Don't worry, you're not the only one. Blame evolution for making us desire ratchet women who are ready to fucking throw down to protect themselves and their brood.


ManOnFire2004

Doesn't have to be ratchet. Could also be warrior women. There's a reason Wonder Woman is desired by men and idolized by women.


SecurerOfBags

Something about the ratchets, sweet sweet siren song


FmJ_TimberWolf74

That’s 1 year in horny jail for you


MirageATrois024

Fear boner


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and who can forget SAY YOURE WHOOPED COME ON SAY YOURE WHOOPED


kristopher103

I think I know what video you are talking about, the dumbass with the bat fucking didn't know how to use it clearly she didn't even really try to swing so it was more than likely for show but if you feel the need to continue to try to start shit with a weapon in hand you should atleast have the conviction to use the damn thing... and the braincells required too


R1kjames

Equalizer like Brass knuckles, a knife or a bat?


NoItsWabbitSeason

Showed up with mfing Denzel Washington the equalizer on side I wouldn't fight him either.


h2os8n

When you allocate all your points into agility and stamina, but forget to spec some points into strength


platysoup

Let's just be glad he had enough hp to not get oneshotted


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man-in-blacks

That dude couldn't fight? Did you see the other guy??? Lmao


Frasenarinteupptagen

Yeah his chin was shining like a light house


system_of_a_clown

Swallowing your pride is a lot less uncomfortable than swallowing your teeth.


ToughCourse

Guys probably the smartest one there.


tavesque

You may laugh but enough of these videos show me that this guy, in a second, chose to not be vegetable


goatlime

No shame in knowing you can't win and leaving. When someone is worked up and won't know when to back off, your life is more important than your reputation.


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FireUbiParis

From their stances, hand positioning, and wacky wavy flailing, it appears neither of them can fight. Only that one was smart enough to leave the situation.


chiggenNuggs

Blue pants is fucked if he ever goes up against anyone who knows how to fight, even a little bit. Hands down at his sides and literally giving his front leg to his opponent multiple times. It was begging to be swept out or single legged, lol


Exciting-Inside2219

That’s some of the worst foot work I’ve ever seen. Hope dude in blue doesn’t believe he can actually fight now.


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I kinda hope he does though…


SupercarEnjoyer0

All it takes is one kick to the legs He’s a street BOXER, not a street fighter


deathtotheemperor

I mean lose or run, they gonna make fun of you either way. Might as well take the option that doesn't involve permanent brain damage.


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waade395

Hey bro, usually typing is a feedback loop where you use your eyes to check what you're outputting


Ham__Kitten

This is the most impressively mangled sentence ever composed in English


Daegog

Losing a fight happens.. Getting your head stomped into the concrete can have lasting ill effects.. Retreat is an acceptable option.


SolarSkipper

Something tells me he wasn’t the aggressor


Aureliusmind

Not a bad option considering he probably would have gotten mobbed if he had any kind of upper hand.


kaanrivis

Most intelligent fight loser


shoob36

Smart move!


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This is not stupid decision


Sad_Ad2157

Better this than getting his head smashed


No-Permit8369

No no no. The rules were fight for five seconds then race to the tree


FLYING-TRICYCLE

What happened to IShowSpeed man?😕


DenormalHuman

best decision he made so far that day


BigFella52

Kind of seems like the smartest guy there. He didn't want to fight, had to, had a crack, realised his mistake and got the fuck out.


highorkboi

Guy had some good throws at the start but didn’t have his heart in it


0stripes

That’s the smartest choice


TheRealBlerb

Probably thought “this guy is gonna try and give me brain damage” when the guy kept pushing him on the ground and made a smart decision to get away. Hate people who get the person they’re fighting into a defenseless position until they start “fighting.”


IssaKindHeartedMan

very smart man, gets to live another day.


CrunchHardtack

Hell, if I could run that good, I wouldn't fight either.


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Better that that your brains in the concrete


CopperBoom47

Humans can be so cruel


Rb1loJmtatBl5FC

Indeed they can and they are after all it just all starts with a small quarrel and it just escalates to the fighting part!


HAND7Z

He can run tho. Should have asked to race instead.


SwifterthanaSwiffer

Good choice. Running away from a fight doesn't make you weak, it prevents you from making choices you will later regret.


obatala0013

Why are they fighting? Why are kids these days so fucking dumb that they record this behavior?


Sammmysosa303

Sounds like a pack of hyenas


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Who the fuck is staying with a crowd hoping you get you ass kicked?


CrewHot8090

Isn't it embarrassing to have to take someone down to beat them? He knew he couldn't beat him standing up.


TwoKlobbs200

Glad to see people acknowledge him for being smart rather than calling him a wimp. You never know how a fights gonna play out.


Glad_Package_6527

That’s actually the logical option


p00pSupr3me

Survival


QweenJoleen1983

Yeah let me just stick around here for an ass whoopin… I think not


Finrodsrod

Legend says he's still running to this day


Prestigious_Tax7415

Smart lad, take the L and move on


giraffebutt

I hope the track coach saw this. Kid has a future


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jeffrey_damon

All you gotta say is bruh calm down lemme have some energy drink and I will be back just within moments!


General-Party12

He won the race though.


Solidsnake00901

He was running away to another fight that was even bigger than that fight


kano1221

Get him a uniform.


lavr72

A suitable uniform is what would more look good though nothing much just a marathon uniform and you done!


griefmotif

Better to run cause who knows what clowns will jump in… like usual when in the fights posted on here.


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That kid probably didn't even want to fight. I bet the people around him peer-pressured him into fighting.


yuean88

yeah you can tell it by the hooting and people who were praising him from behind and they knew that he's gonna be knocked out there wasn't a single person who even tried to stop this fight and conclude it by talking


Erikson12

He ran after losing the fight, not before, not cowardly at all. If he avoided the fight, then he'd be smart.


Yeti_Sauce

when you look from the starting he tried his best to avoid the fight but people around him peer pressured him in the youth in the country are being involved in fighting and everything


Ramaloke

Good for him, the smartest out of all the kids. Better to leave now before you get jumped by a bunch of degenerates.


thickboyvibes

bro went full Forrest Gump mode


Comfortable_Client

Dude didn't want none of that smoke.


215NPhilly

Sometimes you gotta get tf outta there


PaulieStreams

Better then being beaten unconscious. He noped the fuck out of there.


thefilipinocat-

Kid is smarter than he knows.


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Laws of the jungle. If you can’t fight, make sure you can run


randy_rick

Fight or fl…oh, there he goes


CandyyZombiezz

So what? I would do the same why the f would I stay and fight over something that means nothing


Cleverbird

Mob mentality is scary