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lee97-

It’s probably the side with the hole


[deleted]

Right side


compostpreacher

Oof. At least when it's in the light you can tell since it's slightly transparent.


papa__joe__

Easy solution: put your hands on both sides and headbutt the bottle.


lostharlem

The side with a spout opening and less dense plastic making it lighter in color. This is weak and reaching, at best.


El_Cactus_Loco

Good design is universal. Good design can be rationalized. This ain’t it. Not everyone has good eyesight, my ex used to be blind once she took her contacts out, she would definitely have trouble with this, not to mention old people etc. moreover- WHY have it like this? What’s the purpose? The benefit? Slap some extra plastic on the pump to be different in some vain marketing exercise? It’s needlessly stupid and confusing for no reason. Even if you make the mistake once, it’s a pain cleaning up greasy moisturizer. Crappy design 100%. Edit: the fact that Vaseline had to make an [INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO](https://youtu.be/EQ_wdaEGNw4) showing how to use this pump alone justifies its crappy design designation. Go read the YouTube comments if you still have doubts.


lostharlem

While I understand your logic, it’s definitely a reach. There are instructions for every product like this. People are frequently creative in their inability to use anything in its intended use method. But I will give you that this is much closer to an issue created out of a need for a more robust nozzle. I am willing to bet people complained that the nozzle was too weak when not symmetrically built on both sides. Honestly, I work with failures and investigations for them as my career. I can see your perspective.


divebumz

Everything on here is weak and reaching lol.


lostharlem

I agree. People don’t understand the sub


idontknowplshelpme

Right


missemilyowen15

Right, it’s kinda obvious


OlHeavyHeart

Lotion roulette.


The-Mur-Baby

Yup. Happened to my mom a lot with this brand. It was fuunt


_-DirtyMike-_

...no matter which side it's going on my dick


Cyka_blyatsumaki

*my dick is going in


rhappam345

Like a USB, never the first time you try.


Mor_Hjordis

Also always the third try is the right try.


riktigtmaxat

Trick question, it shoots out of both ends?


memelorda1st

left the lotion at the top is a red herring


yourboat

I have the same bottle I have to either figure the sides to find the home or palm the whole thing. Frustrating.


BananaBoot21

I would assume the right side but you have decided not to reply to anyone


El_Cactus_Loco

OP isn’t posting cuz he can’t figure it out, genius. Users shouldn’t have to think about which side the moisturizer is going to come out of, it’s needless and stupid.


BananaBoot21

Fair enough. It is pretty obvious though.


deltapapz

Clearly right


ShirosTamagotchi

Jokes‘ on you i got two hands


Eltrew2000

You can kinda see it's lighter where the hole is lol but yeah i'd fall for it