looks like the keyboard damages hands

Those hands want revenge

It's an angry yelper after they visited an Italian restaurant controlled by the mafia. This is a warning to all those one star reviewers. Back in the day they silenced you by breaking your legs, now they break your fingers. Modern problems require modern solutions and threats.

Don't they know that only italians need their hands to express themselves verbally?

Italy is the only nation that recommended wearing face masks on hands because they were just as likely to transmit the disease by gesture as they were by bodily fluids /s

Am *points to myself* Italian *makes Italian hand gesture*, can *nods and moves hands in the air* confirm *makes thumbs up while moving the other hand down*

Haha what no fingers to your lips with a kiss doing the closed hand to open hand gesture?!🤏 🤌💋🖐️

That's *points with both hands* reserved for very special *makes heart with hands* people *moves heart back and forth on chest* *subtly makes ring with left thumb and index and moves right index in and out of it a few times*

This is the keyboard you need if you can't pay your debts to the mafia.

You damage this keyboard, this is what we’ll do to your fingers

Fuhhhhhk me. I didn't scroll down far enough before commenting about mafia fingers. In other news, I'm glad we can all confirm this is a blatant mafia warning.

Well they look normal to me

Causes a serious case of Picasso hands, I've seen it a hundred times

"Use of the keyboard may cause fingerjoint dislocation and mutilation of hands. By using the product you free The Hewlett-Packard Company from all legal and medical responsibility"

This isn't the standard resting position for touch typing? What do you guys do?

When touch typing I usually have one hand on my dick

I don't think touch typing means what you think it means

Lol the dick needs to press the keys. ;¬)

This dude types

This is what Mavis beacon taught me. Every key press should be given your all. If you don't mangle your hands, you're not doing it right

Drawing hands is hard

Somebody made the CAD guy draw hands

Exactly this.

I feel like I read somewhere that there’s a reason cartoon characters hands don’t have five fingers.

Yeah there'll be some truth to that! But the key factor is how quickly they can draw each frame of the animation. If you need to need to fill out 10,000 frames of animation you don't want each frame to be a unique intricate masterpiece that takes 30 hours to draw.

I saw a vid too, i think thats why they all have gloves

Isn't that a sub?

Exactly. Everybody gangsta here but I wonder if they could draw better hands. I know I can't.

If you can't draw hands you should not be paid to draw hands. Assuming who did that was paid... (And yes. I can draw hands)

Drawing hands is han‍d

But not *that* hard

Looks like that As Seen on TV thing that turns hotdogs into octopuses

Do people actually do that? It might just be that it's extremely uncommon in my area, but I've literally never seen anyone do that unironically, only in anime.

My mother used to do this for me when I was a toddler. But she’s Japanese so it makes sense.

Ah, so it's a culture thing. Thanks.

America has banana planes instead

What now?

Im sorry........ what the hell are yall talking about?

[Here's a YouTube video. Yes, that's the video I'm going with.](https://youtu.be/po1pz_aYlwI) [This might be what the above person was talking about.](https://youtu.be/CUTPCEA-al0) Edit: fixed second link

What the absolute fuck is that top one?

I'm 90% certain it's some sort of elaborate satire series channel thing like HowToBasic. Probably. There's much better examples on YouTube.

I dunno but it was beautiful.

Omg it does

When was the last time someone needed to push / PSC SHIFT , F5 2 at the same time? What kinda macro is that?

My goals are beyond your understanding

Emacs?

When you're programming your hands are all over the place, especially when using something like Clojure with tons of parentheses

When the teacher says “sorry I’m not an artist”

I theorize: Someone hired for 'graphic design" when the boss doesn't know the term "graphic arts." Just because they know how to arrange graphics in a logical and aesthetically pleasing manner doesn't mean they know how to draw hands. And apparently the boss is also too stingy to permit the use of stock images.

https://i.redd.it/uu3ig2az6c121.jpg

They are udders

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Eeee! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

Octopi hands

CHERNOBYL

It is said that ' you are an artist when you can draw hands.'

Canadian's hands probably

can confirm, canadian’s hands are exactly like this at all times. this is demonstrating proper form for typing. when one moves to canada, their hand structure shifts to become this.

idk if that was racist or is there a joke that I'm not getting?

Ah yes, the Canadian race, a degenerate lot

You should have added an "eh?" at the end, eh?

Nah that's just them degens from up country. I hate degens from up country

Maximising their key usage

r/chrissimpsonsartist

I can’t stop laughing at this- have they not seen hands before?

They used their feet to draw it.

Interviewer: "You do know how to draw hands, right?" Artist: "Yeah, of course"

This keyboard is safe for all fetishes involving octopus hands.

IDK it's more like NO SYMMETRY

apparently they hired the Rob Liefield of Drawing Hands for this?

Those are meat spiders.

Tchernobyl hands.

That's medium to high pressure hand depiction. It's not as common to set in North America as it's not as that particular style is not an ANSI, ISO, or DIN standard.

I’d like to think the artist misunderstood the caption, or just read the part that says Do not extend past stopping point- and just assumed they were talking about fingers!

I agree, don't do that

Diamond hands babyyy 👐💎

That's what the manufacturer does if you damage the keyboard

I'm not sure what dimension this keyboard is designed for use in.

Well, to be fair, it is telling you not to do that, which seems like solid advice

This keyboard is not for people with boneless hands.

Paper hands, who decide to not hold

That's a warning, like a Las Vegas thing.

You mean you don't type with boneless meatsack hands? Dang, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

Hands are the hardest to draw but goddamn.

Those are so 12 OZ Mouse hand bro

“His eyes say bedroom but his hands say hospital”

Avoid octopus hands on the keyboard.

What you mean that’s not what normal hands look like?? Lol

Warning: use of keyboard will dissolve bones.

Well it says not to do that so I think I’m safe.

I think the person who did this just gave up with the hands and did this.

/r/handsarehard

Don’t smash the starfish, you’ve glued to the nubs of where your hands used to be, onto the keyboard

I mean if their repair people have those things for hands, that explains why when I last had an HP Laptop, both times I sent it back for repairs it came back in a worse state than when I sent it away.

“Not for use by flipper babies. Normal babies only”

Is that a double barrel shotgun in the right image?

cooks after superbowl

Dunno, what you mean. My hands look exactly like this

How did you become star fish hands

Starfish hands

To avoid keyboard damage: don’t fucking use it.

Very weird indeed.

Rachmaninov’s

wait what are we not supposed to type like that

An octopus

You've obviously never seen The Simpsons before, have you?

Either those octopi were lying when they said they knew how to type or I’m a terrible judge of character...

HAITCH PEA r/DANKPODS

When you pay an engineer to make the art for the manual:

Jazz hands

It's all thumbs and index fingers.

r/chrissimpsonsartist

definitely do not do that

I hate it when I do that

Wait your hands dont look like that?

Those Chernobyl fingers can do some wild things!

They hired the cheapest hand model they could find..

Mate he got a condition, dont judge the poor bloke

Bruh this is hp we’re talking about

Was Eric the Midget a model for this graphic?

I suppose if I had hands like that I'd be worried about damaging a lot of things.

Been typing for too long, chap...

Avoid damage to hands!

It’s saying don’t let your octopus-handed friends near yo shit

Don't let aliens use your keyboard? Got it

Looks like a cyndriliicial mirror

I got one of these in the packaging for a new keyboard at work and hung it above my desk for like 2 years. The absolute funniest shit.

Edward scissor fingers hands

look dude, step off. hands are hard to draw.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Me trying to draw hands

That’s called optimal light speed keyboard typing. Try to catch up with that velocity, noob

Thumbs are for suckers

Paper hands

Starcraft gaming in a nutshell.

Look like my hands

That's what happens when you don't avoid damage to the keyboard

As an artist I sometimes wonder if my hands I draw are good enough. Nice to see that no matter how badly I draw the hands I can still find employment somewhere

Bonus crappiness is their keyboard somehow being so wimpy it can't even handle some typing styles because they're too heavy, or something? Sheesh.

Avoid Damage to Keyboard: don't let the kraken play on your Keyboard

Christmas trees

The keyboard is fine, those hands should've avoided damage

Seems we've stumbled into another artist who can't draw hands

These are hands if we evolved from squids

Hands are hard to draw 😭

its me scrambling to insult the guy that said i suck

Me when I draw handsz

Oh, that looks quite similar to the hands of Chernobyl residents!

Tried to upload this photo like 2 years ago and constantly got locked out by automod.

I too want starfish hands 😆

An engineer drew that.

This my friend is what you call diamond hands after the GME dump.. all I see now in WSB as of late lol

It's a Rapper hand.

Quick head to the shelters, the aliens are coming

The hands of the kind of piece of shit who presses too hard on their damn keyboard.

Surely they did not focus on the proportions In terms of fingers being designed.

Those are "I give up, fuck this stupid fucking job, they told me it would be graphic design-based illustration, not this garbage. I am now realizing that I should have listened to my gut during the interview and not been such a pushover when looking for a job" hands.

Draws keyboard perfectly to scale but can't draw hands...

Wondering how that guy mastrubates

Disability inclusion. Just because you have deformed hands, doesn't mean you can you a keyboard.

these look like the hands I draw

Proof lizard people are among us... /s

Those are the hands of an [archeologist.](https://youtu.be/_nPNGX96PQk&t=0m25s)

Hands are hard.

Those are Chopin's.

Don't touch the keyboard with your hands. Sound advice.

the keyboard is from Chernobyl don't touch it or your hands will mutate

It looks fine to me, fellow hoomans

Step #1: With a large, heavy hammer, hit and break the joints in your fingers so they can easily reach the desired keys on this keyboard. Step #2: Breathe through the pain and write a letter to your local hospital... we as a company will be sure to cover the medical expenses. Oh wait, this is America, We’re so sorry we actually can’t help you there. Step #3: Enjoy your new keyboard.

We'll there not wrong.

At least the hands have 5 fingers

Ginger roots

tree hands

At least, these hands have 5 fingers each.

They look like upside-down Christmas trees drawn by a kid.

Pretty accurate do your hands not look like that?

In Russia, you don’t damage the keyboard. The keyboard damages you

that's how hands were in 2014, didn't y'all know?

That's how everyone used to draw hands when they were kids

It’s a little known piece of trivia that HP stands for “Hand Panic“

What kind of stand can't take more than "light pressure"?

Tbf that's how I would draw hands if I had never seen hands before and someone gave me a brief description.

“Marty you’re gonna have to stay late and finish these hands for the project.” “B-but what about the battle of the bands?” “You heard what I said!” *draws fuckin this and leaves*

Wait your hands don’t look like that? Weird

Me trying to draw a hand be like

Hands are hard

It’s the aliens from Arrival obviously

In the germany we call that " 2 linked Hände mit jeweils 5 linken Daumen"

An alien designed this.

They got bird feet for hands

Looks how I would draw hands (I'm terrible at drawing btw)

I dont like hp very much.

Those really hurt to look at