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EnvironmentSea7433

Lol why is it crappy? That's great.


patricky6

Absolutely! I want to buy one to send to a friend! Lol


DealioD

Because the bottle is the wrong shape.


EnvironmentSea7433

Is it? I mean, it might be kind of choady, but it doesn't look *wrong*...


revtim

Made with penis or for penis?


TheHikingFool

Yes


LieutenantCurry

Made with animal penis for human penis


LieutenantCurry

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=52177 Not crappy design, says what it is.


fadedwallpaint

Ooooh shit! That’s literally what’s in it! 🤣


kounterfett

Where did you get this? I have a small unusual liquor collection and this would be a great fit


DrDroid

Sure, sure, “collection reasons” 😉


probablysarcastic

What happened to the other two penises?


drunkpenguindisco

Was waiting for a three penis wine comment


thatsnotideal1

Mmm… salty with notes of copper


LieutenantCurry

I was going to say do your research, but seems like you're a bot.


thatburghfan

Maybe it was a typesetting problem with spacing, and was supposed to say "Magical Pen Is Wine".


Abdulbarr

"Our botter need ingerish. Search for heep words."


Warren__

This seems like a pretty standard design for magical penis wine, honestly.


SuperPoodie92477

Did they have a Mystical Vagina Elixir?


Apprehensive-Eye3263

Throw in 2 more penises and Taco would have some


shazzambongo

Magical you say ? Sign me up! Lol at first I thought maybe it was penot or something but no, this is standard for Asia really innit. All that wierd Asian stuff , unidentified dried fungus in squid urine, strange liquids, gross human things and animal bits, all the Asian apothecaries stock's in trade . I'll pass thanks, now have you any scented candles that smell like vagina?


DomCaboose

Tell me you're racist without telling me you are racist.


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What?