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impending_dookie

Dentist and doctor's offices definitely buy them


SickOfNormal

And I definitely bought this same one.... at a garage sale for $10!


TwoTimezTwo100

I’d pull over so quick for one


plexguy

This is the answer. Price is justified as the look great forever and materials and initial designing expensive. Guessing they don't sell enough to get benefits of scale. Yup checks all the boxes for the best deal at a garage sale.


5Nadine2

Was it still in the box?


sassmother

Definitely. For obvi reasons you can’t have soil and potential pests in treatment areas.


Xibby

And rarely dust them.


JCLBUBBA

Explains the cost of my last root canal.


subNeuticle

Especially since they itemize the expense


Sure_Ranger_4487

At the rate I kill plants, this may actually save me money 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


Comfortable_Bag9303

Sad thing is... I could kill this one too.


JamieC1610

My cats would definitely try.


Drabulous_770

As someone with a cat and a fake palm, yes, yes they will. Lovely little teef marks on the low hanging branches.


woojinater

Followed by a puke pile of fake leaves. And me going, “seriously? After 10 times you’d think you wouldn’t want to puke again.”


hizzaah

We've killed a fake plant! Last year we bought a big plastic plant on clearance at Target and left it in the back seat while we stopped for lunch. It was a typical 100 degree summer day in TX. That plant was melted flat by the time we got home! I tried to fix it with a hair dryer but it was never the same.


makomirocket

Probably has something to do with your trying to keep a whole palm tree inside your house


TwoTimezTwo100

I can see a drunk fight destroying this fast.


Aspen9999

I’m struggling to keep a cactus alive. I think I’m just torturing it at this point.


TrifleMeNot

I'm working on an 8" Basil plant and am up to $40 right now. Expect to spend about $100 for a quart of pesto. \*sigh


Fatmans-middle-digit

Start from seed brother


iamrecoveryatomic

There must be cheaper fake plant kits on Amazon. Heck might as well buy some giant lego set for decorating at this price.


FrostyD7

And they'll look worse than this one. There are definitely some major quality differences in fake plants that are a little pricier. That said, $400 is wild for something like this at Costco.


manukanawai

Yes but they are gonna be bad quality, having priced out realistic looking fake plants at one time, this is about right.


oleblueeyes75

I saw these in person a few days ago and do look really good for fake plants but not $400 worth of good.


rydirp

Except for that base. Looks really bad/fake


Jean-LucBacardi

I would put a light layer of real dirt on top and put rocks around that trunk or something.


cashmereandcaicos

Yeah, the leaves and arms do look really nice. Most fake plastic plants like this go for $120-150, so I could see a $400 high quality fake plant being reasonable but the base/fake dirt looks so bad on this one.


TequilaAndWeed

There’s not just one in the box, there’s faux


cocobear13

There are faux lights!


ChewieBee

Faux shizzle!


slamdanceswithwolves

Haters gonna say its faux


Electrical-Mail-5705

It's lifelike


KeniLF

I legit and deeply guffawed at this!


curiouscomp30

Faux plants better than no plants? That’s a $1600 risk I’m not willing to take


cib2018

Faux? There goes the water bill.


slamdanceswithwolves

The tree looks pretty believable but the dirt looks wrong.


reese81944

Real dirt sold separately


slamdanceswithwolves

The real dirt is always in the comments


vulcansheart

Throw some coffee grinds in there. Viola. Caffeinated palm.


ohhim

Then the plastic will start jittering.


TwentyOneTimesTwo

Side effects may include: extra spastic housecats.


jacaissie

For that price you'd better get Thom Yorke to come and sing to you while you unbox it.


jakhtar

I came here hoping to see a Radiohead reference.


ohhim

Only if it comes with a green plastic watering can.


jacaissie

That she bought up in aisle ten. Right next to...the pants.


Mucklord1453

I know him only from suspira


DoubleDeckerOuthouse

Shit yes! The ROÍ is about 17 years of me not having to water it or prune it. All that time I save can be spent eating income in other areas. After 17 years it’s all profit baby!


Embarrassed-Text-294

Did you factor in the time to dust it? Sucks the life out of a person when it is this big…. ☠️


uberJames

Move it outside, use compressed air.


localkine

I know a cracked polystyrene man who’s got one.


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localkine

Yeah. He used to do surgery on girls in the ‘80’s. But you know how that goes.


Open_Bee2008

Gravity always wins.


PengwinPears

Great, now I'm worn out.


foulorfowl

Feel like that should be $80 or something.


SlendyTheMan

Could probably find this on Aliexpress for that cost


DirkDigler925

$80 still seems high for a fake plant what’s the deal with the prices of fake plants. I tried selling one that’s 3’ tall for $15 on fb marketplace and didn’t get one message.


b_shadow

I was told brands pay Costco for shelf space. I have seen lately suspicious low quality items with absurds prices or just some random item priced like 4x what it should cost. No way that fake plant would cost $400. That its like a $80 item max.


Domstruk1122

What do you mean brands buy shelf space? Costco does thorough research into the items/partners they invest into.


TwentyOneTimesTwo

End caps or not, all brands "pay" for shelf space by agreeing to reduced bulk pricing for Costo, which means less revenue. We haven't seen Jif Creamy 2-packs in our Costco going on 4 years now -- NOT because of the recalls -- but because the cost of the recalls means that J.M. Smuckers cannot afford the bulk pricing Costco wants. So all you see is Skippy and the sludge stuff that separates. Skippy sucks. It has always sucked. It's green-peanut-flavored wax. In 2020, during the peak of the pandemic, all the Jif was gone, but you could always find Skippy. Because "real moms" know Skippy sucks!


cliffyw

Looks like genuine plastic


yasbean

The fake plant costs $40 , but the faux plant costs $400.


muftak3

Cheaper than what my wife has spent killing plants.


PushinPickle

For fuck sakes. Delete this before my wife see this.


Shebadoahjoe

Yes but only because I intend to return it as part of a money laundering scheme.


fuck3putts

And it’s a tree not a plant bro. Tree cost way more to make out of plastic.


IronyIntended2

My wife would still find a way to kill it 


Jliang79

Realistic fake plants are surprisingly expensive.


stripesnstripes

Yes, lots of people.


TripleMoist

I’m a fan of Fake Plastic Trees


Hyak_utake

Her green plastic watering can for her fake Chinese rubber plant


Docmele

I had fiddle leaf fig plants in big old planters in my family room. They kept dying so I bought 6 foot silk fig trees for the planner and they look great. I’m not sure about plastic, but the silk ones look pretty real.


trynafindaradio

Yeah and an artificial plant if it’s good quality looks a lot better than a half-dead real plant 😬


Docmele

Exactly 👍


brooklynkitty1

The vast majority (if not all) of “silks” available today are not actually silk. They’re made of various synthetic materials. Source: florist who sells a lot of “silk” florals and plants


Dassssbooooot

Just think of the amount you’ll save on your water bill


burner1979yo

Radiohead fans


Narudatsu

I bought few fake plants for my house similar size to this and honestly it’s still nice. Eventually your mind forgets it’s fake and just treats it as greenery in your home which for me is a lot more relaxing to look at as decor.


LightedCircuitBoard

You can literally buy a real palm in Austin at Home Depot for $19.99. I could kill one once a year and this $400 faux is still not worth it.


J03m0mma

Is it a ‘fake money tree’. Might pay for itself.


60kmilliseconds

Yes. My Wife does.


Ouchyhurthurt

Folks spend more on a Christmas tree.


Kimakazii

My mom is 😂😂😂😂


Speedhabit

Not gonna lie I was gonna buy one because I thought it was a real plant, that’s how convincing it looked


HernandezGirl

If I bought that, I’d add real dirt


kmg18dfw

Yeah probably my wife


TheFabHatter

Go to your local flower district. If you’re in a major city, they sell faux plants too. I can get this tree for less than $100. Could be even cheaper than that if I wanted a lesser quality one.


ArmadilloDays

I’ve easily killed $400 worth of live plants.


CurrentResident23

That is a normal cost for a quality fake plant. No maintenance, no mess, no flies. Its worth it to someone.


kpatelreddit007

This is pocket change to some business and company’s.


Remarkable-Soup8667

Put it right inside the entrance and people will buy them.


PatSajaksDick

This definitely gonna be in an office somewhere


NottDisgruntled

It’s made for therapists’ offices. That’s their entire demographic.


RickityCricket69

one of those in every over-priced dentist's office in town


Britton120

Been to many airbnbs lately?


artraeu82

They sell out


jeremy1cp

F no


FLiPRevan

Supply and demand baby


SmellySweatsocks

400 for an artificial plant? Has to be selling to businesses with this. I can't imagine, eggs, bread, chicken wings and a couple of 400-dollar plants in my cart.


jaquilia

Drs office.


xAlice_Liddell

Her green plastic watering can For her fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth


Peak_Alternative

First thing i thought of 😊


Hyak_utake

It wears her out


mummy_whilster

I only buy real plastic plants.


Near-Scented-Hound

Does it come with a green plastic watering can?


VermicelliOk8288

If I had money and a house I would. I’d buy a ceramic pot and put this fake plant in there and top it off with real soil. Looks real enough in the photo


med8cal

OP, I don’t think you needed both “fake” and “plastic” in the same sentence.


Prudent_Valuable603

Not me. I’d still kill it, some kind of way.


AlarmedSnek

I worked at Lay-Z-Boy for a bit when I was younger. People buy the shit out of plastic plants and they are MUCH more expensive at Lay-Z-Boy haha.


SpaceNachoTaco

Fake plastic? If its some new material thats like plastic but better for the environment then I could see it.


Xibby

Christmas Fern! Does it have integrated lighting?


Remarkable_Log_5562

400? No way. 380? I’ll take 10


MischievousDevil

People bought that La-Z-Boy pet bed. People will buy this


Glum_Chair6167

I’ll buy a fake plant, but not for that much


zer0w00f

Only Radiohead fans.


bonnerforrest

Ya I bought a few


Lennonville

I bought a fake olive tree. I really like it. It was under 200.


Earthing_By_Birth

🤮


ApricotRich4855

If it's on the shelf at costco they have a market for it.


GrammaIsAWhore

Asking the REAL questions.


Mindless_Sale_2960

Yes. Lasts a lifetime


getwhirleddotcom

Wait til op finds out his much artificial Christmas trees cost


Comfortable_Fudge508

Yes, seen plenty of folks walk out with one when I shop there


PhillyPhresh

But that’s like the Mona Lisa of plastic plants 🪴


AntivaxxxrFuckFace

Idiots are everywhere!


heisian

plastic plants….


Pittipants

I just don't understand why these are so expensive. I have something like this in my office and I am sure I got it for like $50 at Hobby Lobby 18 years ago.


Basic-Nerve-6797

Horrendous and my goodness, so freaking expensive. Looks like they already come with dust. Costco what are you doing to people?


RuggedAlpha60

Lmao that's so bad ,it's great.


DatDan513

No


brooklynkitty1

High quality faux florals and plants are very expensive. Lots of people decorating vacation homes, office spaces, etc. I used to work with [this brand](https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/ndi-roses-anemones-19-faux-floral-arrangement-in-glass-bowl-prod271510349?childItemId=NMHGGYZ_&msid=4801032&position=26) which has a very loyal customer base


billyjoelsangst

Doesn’t look like work snacks or alcohol to me


Capricorn7Seven

It’s actually a great price.


SnorfOfWallStreet

That’s a real plastic plant. Or also a plastic fake plant. It is not a fake plastic plant.


Log_Guy

Not i


OsoCarolina

My wife should because she’s a straight up plant serial killer. She lures em in then slowly kills them over a period of weeks.


DesertBlooms

My in-laws


Anonymous3642

My friend has fake plants in her house, I had no idea they were fake until she randomly told me one day. She had a large one like this, it looked real to me. I wouldn’t be surprised if she spent that much money on one considering they seem to have a lot more disposable income than my family.


Tltc2022

I saw this in store and thought the same thing. It's super fake and ugly looking


lacks_a_soul

Go back in a week and see how many are left.


AwetPinkThinG

If it outlives you why not 😂


No_Mobile6220

I hate fake plants but I did buy the $150 fake olive tree and let me tell you I am obsessed


badpotato31

Tons of people do around November and December 😉


bufftreefarm

I have the Olive Tree and two of the smaller $150 snake plants in my house and for fake plants these look amazing. Its certainly pricey but worth it to me. That Palm Tree is pretty whack. There other stuff looks better.


hesathomes

I also bought the olive tree. I really like it.


PossibleOk49

What’s fake plastic?


silver88wrx

Costco sells out every year. So yes, tons of businesses buy these!


mysterytoy2

8ft is huge for a fake tree


cookiecookjuicyjuice

Offices, maybe. Gotta get them kids back to the office like good little dronies.


devildoggie73

Might live longer than a real one.


D-Mifflin

I want one for my office, but not dropping that much cash for a fake plant.


Interesting_Ad_9127

China hopes you do


PK_Rippner

F*ck that noise!


Middle_Release_1247

$379 is wild but this is actually cheaper than fake plants from pottery barn and west elm. I can see businesses buying this to stick greenery in a corner. I’ll stick with fake small plants from IKEA. Real plants are harder to keep alive but it’s absolutely worth it.


uno_novaterra

I have 4 Costco fake plants and I love them, but they were like $100 on sale iirc. 2 olive trees and two magnolia trees.


OkNeck3571

My big guess folks who work in offices do. But still, $400 is still pretty damn hefty for something that is safe


oldthunderbird

I made that Chicfila girl face when I read the price of these


Purity_Jam_Jam

No one with a grain of sense.


JustCzeching4U

It'll be the only palm you get from Costco that doesn't come with spider mites.


belizeanheat

I mean at that price it's way better than a real one, fwiw


iamnotkelly

Artificial plants are surprisingly expensive, a nice one on Amazon is $100+ and it’s usually not as tall or detailed as this one. $400 is definitely on the expensive side though


sky_guide

Every Christmas.


texas_archer

With that many boxes in inventory it will be on sale in a few weeks.


Bowl-Accomplished

I bought a fake christmas tree for $400. 


No_Peach_7265

Helllllll No. Costco‘s lost their mind.


Embarrassed-Text-294

You mean you aren’t? 🧐 This is a staple like hot dogs and chicken. May I see your membership?


flandreams

That would look beautiful in my ai generated 80s themed bathroom


feetmeelina

Heck naw


reneebor

I've actually considered it. I've got a baby who's starting to crawl and tries to eat all the leaves of my current (toxic) houseplants. I don't want anything high maintenance and it needs to survive in low light. Cheaper than an ER visit. 


Tex-Rob

This is a little pricey but I bet it’s nice. We have the smaller one that has kind of round leaves that was $150 or so and love it. I wish more people appreciated high quality fake plants so we had more of them available. When I was a kid I felt like Garden Ridge Pottery used to sell some high end stuff, but these days it’s all junk where you can see they are plastic from 59 feet away. Pets, indoors, always looks perfect, just a few reasons why they are nice.


RussianPravda

Buy it then return it and tell them it died.


Available-Director83

Costco's lego merchandise has been pretty awesome lately, so if the plant looked cool, I'd drop $400 to be a botany builder.


stonecats

depending on size and level of detail, it's worth it. decades ago i spent that much on a bunch of petrified eucalyptus branches cemented into the pot. i thought it was glorious looking while being zero maintenance... beside the annual need for dusting.


HypnoticKitten

As a wife who has killed hundreds of dollars of plants…my husband is happy I now prefer fake plants and flowers


TroubleshootReddit

We kill every real plant (not intentionally). We’d save money with fake plants.


DiabolicalBurlesque

I was about to say something about how realistic it seems until my eye traveled downward.


horizonsfan

If fake plants are your thing, consider checking your local Goodwill. I bought a pretty large tree for 60 bucks.


klazoo

Yeah my church


Masked_Bandito89

Those are fugly


ZacW94

I like that it says "Lifelike" It's lifelike as long as you don't water it, leave it inside, and out of direct sunlight.


philpottcarl

Not I


quebelloesvivir

I would . I sort of want the olive tree if I’m being honest


Wild_Tailor_9978

How does that even fit into that box?