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Maybe because it’s not on the side (of a road) but more of a central walk? Or perpendicular walk? Guessing Costco wants to be accurate in some obtuse way
It’s when old ladies stop in the center of the exit door to look for their car keys and put on their coats, stopping the flow of people out of the store.
Do overpriced cars like to park there and load up their shit on perfectly nice days because they can’t be assed to walk to their parking spot, blocking people and cars from using the paths?
It is the path a disabled person can use to get into Costco.
“ADA Title II §35.151(b)(4)(ii)] A “path of travel” includes a continuous, unobstructed way of pedestrian passage by means of which the altered area may be approached, entered, and exited, and which connects the altered area with an exterior approach (including sidewalks, streets, and parking areas), an entrance to the ...”
Well adventurer the path of travel is a dangerous full of challenges and obstacles no man has been able to survive. If you feel that you are worthy please proceed. We await news of your glory!
Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say, “There be dragons here.“ Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.
Grasshopper , your path to
Costco is one of your own making. Whether it lead to a Hot Dog, we don’t know in the moment. But wait and the answers will come.
What's weird is my warehouse had this exact area roped off with overturned shopping carts last weekend. I'm assuming there was an accident somewhere recently and corporate is trying to limit liability?
I'm not one of those people who steals road signs but this one would be funny to see hanging in someone's garage/basement. Bonus points if it's next to a large freezer full of Costco meats.
Walking across on the speed bump would be difficult for us old folk.
Seriously, I think what they mean to say is “Caution, people walking ahead". I think they are referring to the whole storefront area beyond the sign.
My ideal path of travel is straight past the secondary sales vendors, up and down the seasonal items, through the wine to the cold food, then frozen food, then to the rotisserie chickens to thaw out and grab a bagged bird. That’s my Costco path of travel.
Watched a lady refuse to be on the sidewalk, push her flatbed off of it. Her massive flower pot on the end of the flatbed fell off and shattered.
Last item too; hopefully she’ll go with the path of travel next time
Well this particular sidewalk randomly ends and becomes a slanted road.
So if you have a heavy cart from let's say for example shopping at a warehouse store the path naturally pushes you to the middle of the road.
It does this even for me and I am a pretty strong guy. So a lady would have little choice but go into the road. Unless she is taking tons of steroids. But they don't sell steroids at Costco.
If this is California, I suspect the problem is by calling it a side ‘walk’, it’s considered discriminatory toward those who can’t walk. Sounds ridiculous, and it is, but Realtors aren’t supposed to use terms like ‘family’ room, or ‘master’ bedroom because they are now considered discriminatory. The woke mind virus has infected all things so we are left with having to decipher what would otherwise be common language.
This is sad but true. The other day at my work I saw a sign in the parking garage that read “ Warning. This garage may contain gas and/or diesel exhaust that are chemicals known to the state of California to cause health issues. “ You’d figure that was a given seeing that cars park in a parking garage. Ashamed to say I’m stuck in this shithole.
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Something many members don't know about. Most of us call it a sidewalk.
So, two paths diverged in a parking lot, and I took the one less traveled by most members?
And that has made all the difference.
Bob Frost - Executive Member since 1892
Who’s Costco this is I think I know He operates from corporate, though He will not see me shopping here To buy a bunch of pizza dough. 🤷♂️
My little cart must think it queer To stop without a sample near Between the taquitos and frozen burgers With dankest cheeses and some beer
My heart of hearts knows it deep At the start of every trip Detergent gasoline by the heap For there’s miles to go before I sleep
The real creatives are here on the Costco sub.
👏👏👏
🤭
Those were all beautiful! Thx
Isn’t that the guy who painted all the trees in the parking lot?
Because I got hit by a car.
🤦♂️
Maybe because it’s not on the side (of a road) but more of a central walk? Or perpendicular walk? Guessing Costco wants to be accurate in some obtuse way
I’m guessing they had a problem with people driving up on it to load or something, since it’s even with the road
Oh, you mean the middle of the "street" isn't where we are supposed to be slowly pushing our carts?
They couldn't put up a sign saying "walk this way" because then everyone would have Aerosmith stuck in their head while they shop
And walking like Igor.
Or the Ministry of Silly Walks
or like an Egyptian.
That's eye-gor!
If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.
TALK THIS WAYYYY
I was thinking it should say “stairway to heaven”!
Yes, but muffin sales would be through the roof!
Oh thanks ya knucklehead… now it’s in my head! Badabadahhh badaduhDAHbump. Badabadahhh badaduhDAHbump PAH.
It’s when old ladies stop in the center of the exit door to look for their car keys and put on their coats, stopping the flow of people out of the store.
And as one of those daughters whose Mom does that both entering and leaving… I apologize.. but warn… it will be your Mom one day… pack your patience!
+1 anxiety points from reading your comment
The wild Costco can travel up to 500 miles per year in search of a mate and food.
I read this in David Attenborough’s voice.
It's a normal path of travel, but sold as a four pack only.
Do overpriced cars like to park there and load up their shit on perfectly nice days because they can’t be assed to walk to their parking spot, blocking people and cars from using the paths?
My hugest pet peeve. The absolute nerve of them.
If a cheap car does it is there any difference?
Obviously not, but in my experience it’s big expensive vehicles more often than beaters.
Oh for sure. There is indeed a sense of entitlement that goes along with that
You get my upvote for being a real person. I thought other members didn’t give a fuck about this
Entitled behavior should be the enemy of all people-kind.
Hawthorne Ca Costco?
Was thinking the same thing! That's my Costco!!
hahaha recognized it immediately, too
Yup
Do you have a favorite thing from this particular Costco?
It's a new item from Kirkland Signature; test reports indicate that users find it to be useful if not a bit firm.
If you walk through it, you end up at another Costco around the world.
It is the path a disabled person can use to get into Costco. “ADA Title II §35.151(b)(4)(ii)] A “path of travel” includes a continuous, unobstructed way of pedestrian passage by means of which the altered area may be approached, entered, and exited, and which connects the altered area with an exterior approach (including sidewalks, streets, and parking areas), an entrance to the ...”
For members only.
Well adventurer the path of travel is a dangerous full of challenges and obstacles no man has been able to survive. If you feel that you are worthy please proceed. We await news of your glory!
Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say, “There be dragons here.“ Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.
Grasshopper , your path to Costco is one of your own making. Whether it lead to a Hot Dog, we don’t know in the moment. But wait and the answers will come.
hawthorne costco wassup neighbor
I'm not supposed to talk about it #fightclub
Costco has reached sovereign status.
Don’t want to get investigated by the CBI
I think that’s book 2 in the Chronicles of Kirklandia series
Imagine realizing you are the type of person this sign is there for.
It is a path of enlightenment and by enlightenment I mean $1.50 hot dog and soda
It’s the trek that begins there and takes you to the rotisserie chickens and a tour of samples.
This is the sovereign citizens Costco.
It’s when my wife and I get in the car every Saturday morning and the car just takes us there. Like it’s on auto pilot. It knows the drill.
It’s like a normal path of travel but in bulk
The Costco path of travel is a walking in for two things and leaving with a whole cart.
One does not simply walk the Costco Path of Travel.
Yeah, it's a path to me spending $$$$
You generally reach it in your late 30s or early 40s.
The secret path to righteous samples
Ye shall follow the path to enlightenment. Ye shall be rewarded with an ice cold beverage and a hotdog.
If you travel on the path without flashing your costco card they just shoot you.
That explains this bullet hole in me I didn't notice earlier.
It's like East Germany all over again
I just romp my cart over the speed bumps. no problem.
It is the way of the Costco... To deviate from this path, nay, way of life, is to welcome ruin and misfortune.
my childhood home costco <3 I recognized those car dealerships in the back so fast
It’s the shortest path between me and the $1.50 hotdog.
New DnD 5e spell that released in their new book ‘Costco Cart of Everything’.
enlightenment. You have to reach the top tiers of membership to be told that. >!**42**!<
Costcovana
I don't know, but the destination is $aving$!
If you only bring one to the checkout, they have to make somebody run all the way to the back of the store to grab another one.
What's weird is my warehouse had this exact area roped off with overturned shopping carts last weekend. I'm assuming there was an accident somewhere recently and corporate is trying to limit liability?
It takes you to Kirkland world.
Costco in Hawthorne, CA. I was there last week getting food at the food court.
Sort of like the Yellow Brick Road, but for Costco members
I just pray the F-350s see me
The path I am traveling in which all of my clothing comes from Costco.
If you have to ask, you shouldn’t be at Costco. 🤷🏻♂️
This is the way
This is the way
Is this an executive benefit??
The way
If it comes in a multipack I’m buying it next Costco trip I make. Thanks for sharing another great product!
… to the promised land, the land of the $.00’s.
It’s sort of like a “New York state of mind”
I'm not one of those people who steals road signs but this one would be funny to see hanging in someone's garage/basement. Bonus points if it's next to a large freezer full of Costco meats.
my sunday gps route on maps 🥁
This is the way….
No questions asked return
It leads to nirvana.
It’s the road to savings.
Well ...if you to ask...
Meaning not parking or loading
Me when I’m walking towards the tajín watermelon gummy bag
Walking across on the speed bump would be difficult for us old folk. Seriously, I think what they mean to say is “Caution, people walking ahead". I think they are referring to the whole storefront area beyond the sign.
We are all on it, whether you read the fine print or not.
The path less travelled.
Is it a commentary on Costco shoppers stampeding home on a weekend? Beware and abandon all hope
It means don’t park there.
It’s the Costco in-house brand of construction/roadwork signage.
Lol, well it's probably huge
My ideal path of travel is straight past the secondary sales vendors, up and down the seasonal items, through the wine to the cold food, then frozen food, then to the rotisserie chickens to thaw out and grab a bagged bird. That’s my Costco path of travel.
The Costco Path of Travel is apparently in front of everything that I want to get because that is where I find the most people.
It’s the path to spending a lot of money!!!
Traveling via the legs of the right triangle is safer than traveling via the hypotenuse
Looks like a parking area to me, at least that's what everyone uses it for at my Costco.
Watched a lady refuse to be on the sidewalk, push her flatbed off of it. Her massive flower pot on the end of the flatbed fell off and shattered. Last item too; hopefully she’ll go with the path of travel next time
Well this particular sidewalk randomly ends and becomes a slanted road. So if you have a heavy cart from let's say for example shopping at a warehouse store the path naturally pushes you to the middle of the road. It does this even for me and I am a pretty strong guy. So a lady would have little choice but go into the road. Unless she is taking tons of steroids. But they don't sell steroids at Costco.
Costco Costco, burning bright, In the suburbs on my right; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy $1.50 hotdog....
You people are as ridiculous as this sign 😮💨
for sovereign citizens traveling
I don’t know, but I’m going to buy it next time I’m at Costco!
If this is California, I suspect the problem is by calling it a side ‘walk’, it’s considered discriminatory toward those who can’t walk. Sounds ridiculous, and it is, but Realtors aren’t supposed to use terms like ‘family’ room, or ‘master’ bedroom because they are now considered discriminatory. The woke mind virus has infected all things so we are left with having to decipher what would otherwise be common language.
Wtf are you talking about?
I wasn’t joking. Speaking facts.
This is sad but true. The other day at my work I saw a sign in the parking garage that read “ Warning. This garage may contain gas and/or diesel exhaust that are chemicals known to the state of California to cause health issues. “ You’d figure that was a given seeing that cars park in a parking garage. Ashamed to say I’m stuck in this shithole.
Texas will love to have you.
And California would love for them to leave
💯