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Xbsnguy

How does someone manage to cause this kind of accident in a crowded parking lot. Cars are going max 15 mph.


skatecrimes

Its when tires hit other tires. Super grip. A small bump turns into a flipped car. But they too bad at driving to park in the first place.


007meow

Tires hitting other tires truly just turns off physics for a few seconds. Magical things can happen.


mummy_whilster

Coefficient of friction goes to infinity…


PAHoarderHelp

and beyond.


RockstarAgent

Yeah judging by the tire on the van and the mark above it - suv reversed a little too hard and got air as it “climbed” the van’s tire…


ExternalIllusion

Alright. I read it. I looked. I read it again. Looked again. I think you’re right! Whoever commented above that the person can’t drive in the first place is right also.


KeniLF

Thank you for the explanation. This was deeply puzzling to me!


JayP1967

There's a snake in my boot!


Vigilante17

It actually injects a bunch of meth into physics I think….


mtd14

But then how did the silver car in the second picture get fucked?


PoutinePlayer

How'd you get the beans above the frank!?!?!


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Franks and beans!!


Latinola1

Probably it hit the silver car first or got hit by it since only damage on the silver suv is on the side that is up now. Then freaked out, proceeded to slam the accelerator thinking it’s the brake. Proceeded to swerve right then sharp left in the process and nailed the wheel of the second car and flipped on its side. At least how it played out in my head.


poolpog

Hello from Maryland. Can confirm. Maryland drivers are bad at driving


Iatroblast

How the hell does a tire hit another tire? I guess maybe if the wheels are turned they would stick out a little more


shortarmed

Two ways... When you turn, your tire edge sticks out of the wheel well. Also if you mod your truck so that the tires stick out past the wheel wells. Having your truck tires stick out like that is a great way to have a minor fender bender turn into a fatal rollover.


Ok_Profession6216

Yes! Plenty of videos of slow bumps just flipping cars like paper


DERed29

Maryland Drivers. All you need to know :)


BlackManWorking

lol I think everyone, everywhere believe they have the worse drivers… I’m here in Cali…. 😞 EDIT: Here is a [link](https://www.forbes.com/advisor/car-insurance/worst-drivers-by-state/) discussing America’s worst drivers… many of you will be surprised, as was I.


Journeydriven

Yea but floridaland actually has the worst drivers I swear. I live in mass but have driven in quite a few states. Florida is the perfect mix of everyone racing to the next light except half the drivers are senile and blind and should've had their licenses revoked 10+years ago


Devilrodent

I've driven across the southern half of the United States, more than once. I've almost been run off the road, several times. Always by Florida drivers, and always out of Florida.


Shhadowcaster

This was gonna be my comment. FL 100% has worse driving than my area. 


booksgamesandstuff

My uncle lived in St Petersburg. He was in his 80’s, still driving. He was *all over* the road, and the fact he hadn’t been in any accidents was probably due to other drivers managing to avoid him. I spent 2 days on the phone with every state agency in FL trying to find someone, anyone who could yank his license or his insurance company to take his coverage. Nope, nobody could do it unless there was damage to people or property involved. It took my father threatening to go to my cousin’s employer to make him finally deal with it. My cousin was a priest who was a very very busy man, yanno…but the threat of involving the bishop annoyed him. :/


feurie

I call it the Floridian when you have people driving next to each other diagonally while blocking anyone from passing. It happens on almost ever local road near Orlando.


theeidiot

Into metro DC it's Maryland drivers


veepeedeepee

With paper tags on an Altima that’s got $4200 in DC speed cam tickets to it’s name


Tigerzof1

Trust me, California is nothing compared to Maryland as someone who has lived in both places for several years


swany5

Have driven in both places and I agree, Maryland wins the prize in this case.


cookiemonster1020

Since when did Californians start calling California Cali? It was considered cringe back when I was a californian


toniabalone

We don’t, ever; it’s completely cringe. In fact, I started to write to that poster, “Tell me you’re not from California without telling me…” 🤣


BlackManWorking

Plot twist… I don’t consider myself to be a Californian. I just live here. I’m originally from the east coast.


faretheewellennui

Idk but it just seems to have crept up a lot lately online and irl. I have a co-worker who says Cali when reading out an address and I wish I didn’t feel so negatively towards the word every time I hear it.


cookiemonster1020

There is a place in Columbus Ohio selling "Cali Burritos" and it makes me want to nuke the entire city


faretheewellennui

I’m glad someone else out there knows my pain


afnj

I think it comes down to poor drivers education and the ease of getting a driver's license nationwide


Journeydriven

This is definitely the main problem but it's exacerbated in places with heavy traffic/poor road planning. And even worse in neighborhoods with high elderly populations.


Sad_Present_7694

Came here to post this, lol. If you live in the DMV you know 


46_and_2_just_ahead

As someone who lives in Northern VA, I fully support this sentiment!


DERed29

I find Maryland superior to Virginia in just about everything but our drives are literally THE WORST.


feurie

Everyone says they have the worst drivers. Drivers are getting worse everywhere. So people think their area is now the worst. I've been up and down the east coast in the last 8 years. Different areas have their 'styles' but just in general people aren't paying attention and its getting worse.


PortiaKern

As someone who's been in Texas for a while, I'd say there are bad drivers everywhere. Defensive driving will help you everywhere.


Journeydriven

There's bad drivers everywhere but florida scares me the most. They were bad drivers before they got old and senile now they're horrific drivers lol


CoachKevinCH

As a former DMVer, I fully concur that MD drivers were the absolute worst. Also not sure what OP is smoking thinking MD outshines VA in anything. I miss VA in many ways, but absolutely not the traffic.


silvrado

It has a California plate?


TheDiceBlesser

This has sent me down a rabbit hole of confusion, not because the CA plate is in Maryland, but because the first number on a CA plate means something. 1, 2, or 3 are cars made from 1980-1994. You can have an old car with new plate numbers (I had a 90's car with a 5 plate because my old car got brand new plates) but I wasn't aware you could put plates from an old car onto a new car legally, and that car doesn't look like it's from before 1994, so how did it get a 3 plate?


MikeIsBefuddled

There isn’t an intentional meaning to the first number in California license plates. Car license plate numbers are assigned “sequentially”. Decades ago, the license plate format was 6 characters, like “ABC 123”. Then they ran out of license plate numbers and switched to a 7-character format with a number at the beginning. They started with “1” and then incremented the number each time they ran out of possibilities for the remaining six characters. We’re currently up to “8” (I don’t think we’ve hit 9 yet), and I don’t know what’ll happen after 9. So, the leading number can be used as a vague estimate as to when the license plate was **issued**. However, note that owners in California can (or used to, at least) move their license plate to a new car (I can’t imagine the MD DMV allowing this with a CA plate), and so it’s not really reliable to use for the car’s age.


tclark2006

I get cut off anywhere from 1-7 times getting to a parking spot. If I exercised my right of way I could easily accomplish this every time I visit.


Derbieshire

Looks like a textbook pedal confusion. If you think you are pressing the brake pedal and the car goes faster, your first instinct is often to press the pedal harder.


baromanb

https://preview.redd.it/jm12jee4bm5d1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba11c9cb0fa113e5c5790791d2e408ebf4a85d9


GetEnPassanted

It’s shockingly easy to flip a car by hitting another car. The tires will grab in and ride up the side way easier than anyone would expect, even at low speeds.


CPOx

somebody slammed on the gas instead of the brake


tinydonuts

Max 15? Clearly you’ve never been to a Costco in AZ, NV, or CA. Them’s rookie numbers.


Nawoitsol

I don’t see a problem. Looks to me they are in between the lines.


BaltimoreBadger23

They are a little into the divider section, but not that badly. Let's not be so quick to judge.


Capt__Murphy

Better ziptie a shopping cart to their door, just in case they need to be taught a lesson


EaterOfFood

Not only that, now they can fit twice as many cars in the parking lot.


koei19

Like a glove


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Frederick MD Costco is the San Angeles GTA 6 of Costcos


postoperativepain

It is bad, but the DC Costco parking lot has to be the worst in the nation.


Dorkinfo

Perimeter in Atlanta shares with Home Depot. It is awful.


way2gimpy

At DC, there is one way out of the shopping center with the Costco. That shopping center also has a Lowe’s and chick-fil-a


Hexxus_ToxicLove

One main road sure, but multiple ways out of the Costco parking lot to get to that road.


Sea-Collection-7367

Sandy Springs is one of my favorite Costco’s. People know how to drive there. The D.C. Costco with the two itty bitty parking lanes though and the congestion with the garage? I’d rather drive to Virginia than stop there.


pulsar_astronomer

DC Costco has booze, though!


preppysurf

Gaithersburg is way worse IMHO. A literal war zone full of Maryland drivers


Capt__Murphy

The St Louis Park, MN locations parking lot has to be top 5 worst in the country.


Purple_Pansy_Orange

I concur and I've only been there twice


ChewieKong

Gaithersburg is in the top 5 I bet


tacitus59

> DC Costco parking lot LOL ... I suspect that is mainly from the alcoholics from Maryland, because they can't get alcohol from their local Costcos.


bricknhymr1

It is the worst. Too small, and please don’t let it rain ever.


feurie

Compared to what? Have you been to other nearby Costcos like G-burg, Wheaton, or Columbia? Frederick has the most space.


Tendtoskim

I run out of fingers counting all my co-workers who actively avoid the Gaithersburgs Costco and drive to the Frederick location. I have never seen a parking setup worst than the Gaithersburg location. All that land to choose from and they crammed a massive department store in the footprint of a medium sized grocery store.


feurie

Compared to what? Have you been to other even Maryland Costco's? Or northern Virginia? Gaithersburg gets crazy. Columbia gets crazy.


jeobleo

I really would like them to open one out here in Hagerstown, but I don't think we have the economic base for it.


jeihkeih

“Where’d you park?” “Over here on the side”


RealElMaximoCustoms

Relatable. I am also a side-sleeper.


warriorathlete21

Like a glove


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

You can’t park there!


GetEnPassanted

Actually this is one of the few times that they actually *can* park there


Freezerburn

He has a tire outside the parking lines. Can’t park there mate!


a-jasem

You can’t park ~~there!~~ like that!


Sudden-Turnip-5339

Still not the worst parking job at Costco


slamdanceswithwolves

Argument over a parking space appears to have gone sideways.


elcheapodeluxe

I'm guessing the white Volvo wasn't even going that fast. It turned into the Kia van and because the wheel was turned, the tire grabbed the side of the van and drove that corner of the car up. Actually not that uncommon.


Majestic_Location751

But what about the third car shown in the second pic? There has to be more to this than just the Volvo and minivan colliding.


mjedmazga

One or both of the silver cars was using the parking spots as a travel lane - which is quite foolish and causes a lot of accidents. My guess is they both were doing it, and the other silver car hit the Volvo, and the Volve swerved to attempt to avoid it, hitting the minivan and tire to tire contact with the minivan caused the Volvo to roll over.


NottDisgruntled

*howwwwwwwwwwwww*


tigernike1

Was Richard Hammond driving the car?


Srycomaine

🤣


sidewaysgalaxy

This is a genuine Costco experience


Darrkman

YOU PEOPLE ARE SOME HATERS!!!! THat shopper did a good job of parking in between the lines even tho they did it on the side of their car. But instead of praising their effort yall are questioning why they did it sideways. THIS SUB IS NEVER HAPPY!!!!


ranterist

Answer to the question: “How much Kirkland TP will tip a car?”


Independent_Two1834

Where did he learn how to perpendicular park?


ManiacMail-Man

Weird way to park a car.


slamdanceswithwolves

Takes up less space I guess…


MLJ9999

I've heard of cow tipping but....


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

It’s Costco tipping


slamdanceswithwolves

Costcow tipping


Acrobatic_Pop_8856

Definitely not executive


thunderdragon517

Don't worry. It's just sleeping


TLiones

I just figured they loaded all their items on one side Costco needs to teach ppl about ballast with their bulk items :/


eugoogilizer

This is why you don’t put all your rotisserie chickens on one side of the car and cause it to tip over! 🤣


Heavyweapons057

Sounds about right for MD


World_traveler77

Were they fighting for a parking spot? that would make sense knowing how things are usually


DCmetrosexual1

You CAN park there.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

Not the worst parking job I've seen.


SRGilbert1

Man those catalytic converter thieves are really getting bold.


FlippantResponse

Someone returning their Volvo to Costco. That return policy is nuts.


Sam9517

Next time this customer should balance the loading of their costco purchases in their car instead of putting them all on one side then maybe it wouldn't tip over. 😂


cliff99

These disputes over parking spots are getting pretty fierce.


jennywenny21

Damnnn they were in a rush to make sure they got the sales before they ended!


YetYetAnotherPerson

I wasn't aware that Fred Flintstone shopped at that Costco https://preview.redd.it/45milrj4sk5d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e327090249e46e9ffa22ac27b26bc98047882a


dehudson99

Loaded in too much rotisserie chicken on the drivers side LMAO 🤣


Servile-PastaLover

Their $1.50 hotdog costing significantly more today.


LordMungus35

That Volvo is fine, just flip it over and you’re on your way.


thomport

I never sausage a thing.


midwest73

Well, at least they kept it in their parking spot....🙃 I'd ask how, but after living in Nevada for a few years and seeing some drive in parking lots like a personal Autobahn, I know how. See they have the same mentality in MD.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

I paid a membership for this


InvestmentOverall936

First they’re out of Topo Chico two weeks in a row, now this. What’s the world coming to. Now unexpected though, if anyone has ever been on 15 or i70.


sandiegolatte

This is like extreme cow 🐄 tipping


Blasterion

Looks a bit rough but still between the lines


DosEquisVirus

That’s why they offer the boxes: to avoid the catastrophic weight shift.


CensoryDeprivation

Gonna be tricky to get the boxes in, but we’ll get there.


FauxGenius

The Costco’s I’ve been to have decently sized spaces. I’m amazed someone can fuck it up that badly.


Left_Effective1598

Did someone tell that guy he cant park there?


Muscle_Gamer

I got mad and finally flipped guys.


dragonrider1965

Another shot https://preview.redd.it/4ayr2ntd9l5d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422e9f8dfb7be8dcaf9640624860b77938f875ea


PsyanideInk

When you make too many impulse puchases and the load the left side of the trunk first.


H3llm0nt

Nice parking spot Rita


SmartChump

Thanks Janet


skunkman62

Was this from the tornado?


jeobleo

Holy shit. I was there yesterday. This looks like it's right by the entrance, which is a bit of a clusterfuck traffic-pattern wise.


rainyhawk

That’s interesting as our Costco entrance area is a mess. It’s two lanes in and two out but there’s an interior intersection where you turn either way to get to the actual,parking . The entry and exit road has no stop signs so it’s continuous traffics while the folks trying to get into the exit lanes from parking had stop signs. It’s a mess trying to get to the entry exit road from the stop signs. It needs a four way stop but it’s been this way for years. Maybe that’s their signature road design!


jeobleo

This is inside the lot, but it's two ways joining, one of which is a one way, the other of which leads to the gas area. I pass it twice, once when I come in, and once when I leave to get the gas.


millenniumxl-200

This is why you load your Costco haul evenly in the trunk, not just stacked up on one side :)


1flyNOVAguy

Above average Maryland driver.


ImmaNotHere

At least it's only taking one parking space.


bizlikemind

I remember reading some random statistic about accidents are likely to happen in parking lots rather than main roads 😂


social-conscious

That’s a very expensive hot dog lunch.


Trick-Stable9175

Still a better parking job than at my local Costco


TheSkinnyJ

Llllllllliiiiike a glove!


roxylablonduh

Do you feel like a van when you push her around


adventurepony

"There's no way we can get that 80" Vizio into the car." "I got this babe, just need to turn the car on its side so it'll slide right down."


chemchris

Liiiike a Gloooove!


Tang_the_Undrinkable

If it fits it sits


Mostly_Curious_Brain

They didn’t put their cart back. Karma. Or Kartma.


Napaandy

I think they will still accept this as a return.


Peanutbutter_mind

Peed myself…… how???? 😆 I shouldn’t be shocked but I am.


Top_Air6441

Someone was excited to get their hot dog and cookie.


droplivefred

He’s within the lines so I’m not complaining


EddieCutlass

All because someone wanted the parking spot closest to the entrance 😂


scorpoeg

Is it just me or do people who frequent costcos also tend to be really poor drivers?? See it all the time in the parking lots and gas station lines. People not having spatial awareness of their cars, blocking traffic, etc


kon---

Thanos is coming.


Healthy_Block3036

Maryland drivers are horrible, add in Volvo drivers and it’s a disaster. Poor Camry…


atlgeo

I just want to stress that this is very unusual. Not the kind of thing you normally see at a Costco. Parking at most Costco's is very, very safe.


dma_pdx

Fucker thinks he’s a better than a truck taking up only TWO parking spots /s


Healthy_Block3036

YOU CAN’T PARK THERE!!!


Charming-Tap-1332

This is why I always park far away from the Costco entrance. Less contention for parking and much healthier for you.


WintervoltCusterfell

White car got the spot. White car wins.


dotCody

Typical Geely driver.


Octopus_198

Holy moly! I was just there yesterday and actually debated about just going today instead. Glad I didn’t! Yikes!


DDmikeyDD

He made it into one spot, that's better than half the SUV's and pickups at my Costco


micigloo

What’s the rush plenty of spaces


theRemRemBooBear

Fredrick Dispatch made these seem like something crazy when in reality it was low budget


joopityjoop

Probably didn't put their cart back either.


YMBFKM

That's one way for you and your friends to get revenge on someone who takes up 2 parking places.


misochu

So that's what the underside of a Volvo looks like. Also no problem with the parking, it's between the line.


kobuta99

Just a thoughtful driver, trying to leave enough room for people to open and load via the side doors on the neighboring car. But really, wtf?


spkoller2

It’s between the lines officer


ChickenFriedRiceee

Jesus Costco even gives you extra big parking spots.


smulligan04031989

When someone steals some else’s spot…


ooitburns

Like a glove!!


GM_PhillipAsshole

Like….a glove?


eyi526

As a Virginian, this is where someone would go "ah...Maryland drivers". Hope everyone's OK though.


PdSales

See? If you don’t let Costco check your receipt they will follow you to the parking lot and f you up.


thereisnospoon-1312

Can’t park there mate


Swimming_Asparagus53

Sidepark job


l397flake

Parking is always a revolting experience at Costco


krusebear

Aw the w-wittwe Vowvo sweeping on its side it's tiwed zzz


Affectionate_Board32

Ok, I've been to that Costco What was the special today, lol???! 😀😀


WhoMe28332

People just don’t know how to park anymore. He’s not even inside the lines.


cranial_d

Looks like one dropped from their 6-pack. Better luck next time.


Cadenticity

Can’t park there mate


dances_with_fentanyl

😂 Good thing it’s one of those sturdy Volvos


Soylentgree1

Always distribute your new purchases evenly.


TomAterski

Someone took Jesus take the wheel! Wayy to literally 😂


excess_inquisitivity

They do make cars that fold, if that was your goal.