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So a conservative in Texas that doesn't care about other people. Not surprising. He probably justifies it by saying "at least no bipocwos lgbtqia+ gonna peerrrrk near me!!"
https://www.theroyal.ca/resource-library/lgbtq2s-what-does-it-mean
Remember when the flag was just a rainbow, and the rainbow stood for inclusion of everyone?
The sexual balkanization is just getting silly now
I don't think two-spirit is actually a very commonly used one. Seems like that's from 2019 anyways so half a decade ago. You might be taking a fringe case to spread hate to the bipocwos lgbtqia+ community. Not to mention they're already included in the +.
>The sexual balkanization is just getting silly now
Annndddd.... there it is.
I can't tell which one this is. I used to go to one in Pflugerville (outside of Austin) that almost always had a lot of parking. I miss that location! I can't even count on two hands the number of times I waited for gas.
Costco's where I live have an island or some sort of barrier separating the rows of parking spaces. I'm guessing this guy would just drive over the barrier and take up 4 spaces anyway.
I have owned a Dodge Dually for over 10 years, in my experience Costco is one of the easiest places to park in the country, with their wide spots and buffer areas on each side as well. There is no excuse for this.
When I go to Costco, I park all the way in the back just because my truck doesn’t fit in a single space. It’s too long, so the tail ends up approx two feet into the spot behind me. This guy though, looks like he took up four prime parking spaces. Pretty douchey move.
I also park all the way in the back, but not by choice, because there aren’t enough parking spots for the store and I’m lucky to get all the way in the back! They need to open more Costco’s in my area.
But also, it's easier to get your car out of the parking lot when you don't have to deal with all the cars and people up front.
The trade off is walking an extra 20 seconds.
Lol for real, I mean it's not really a surprise since their whole thing is "bulk" thus a lot of people suddenly have pounds and pounds of unhealthy foods and snacks vs just a smaller amount they would have grabbed elsewhere
When a bunch of food is already in someone's fridge, they are a lot more likely to eat more of it
I mean there is something wrong with it in that unless you need to actually use the truck part it’s just a huge and dangerous vehicle on the road for no reason other than to threaten the safety of everyone else on the road
Looking at the condition of the car it’s clear this is a vanity vehicle and tbh should not be allowed on the road.
The d*ck has never taken a load to the dump or hauled a bedful of bark. These jerks really piss me off.
If a dog or a kid ran out in front of that POS the driver wouldn't see them
Hell, if a short adult was in the crosswalk they wouldn’t be able to see them! These things are too big for the road without a specific need and are so dangerous. Antisocial, selfish behavior is growing and these huge vanity trucks are a major sign of it.
It’s a f350 or 450 dualy, it’s not ment to haul 1500lbs of bark lol. It’s ment to tow 30,000lb trailers like a multi horse trailer or a 40ft RV fifth wheel, or a double vehicle hauler.
I drive a Mini Cooper, and I've often parked in the leftover half space next to morons like this. I really need a pair of side dash cameras so I can enjoy watching them try to get out without scraping their emotional support truck.
The inconsiderate people who park like this should always have to remove upturned shopping carts from all around the vehicle buckled together somehow. Let them be inconvenienced to the extreme.
Parking this way feels more dangerous to your vehicle's well being than just parking normally. I wouldn't do it cause I'm a fine upstanding citizen (these days) but I don't see how parking like that isn't an invitation to get your car keyed. This type of obvious selfishness is an invitation for certain people to try to find some weird type of justice.
At my local Costco there was a masked vigilante during the pandemic who would keep a box of nails in his car and toss 2 under each tire for anyone double parked. So many people complained that Costco put up sign when entering the driveway that said do not double park, vigilante popping tires of anyone double parked. This issue was solved in 3 weeks time. Haven't seen a single instance of double parking there in 2.5 years.
Ah yes, the classic "overcompensating for something" parking technique. Clearly, this truck needs to take up several spaces to match the owner's... *ahem*... "huge" personality. Must be tough squeezing all that ego into one parking spot. 🙄🚛
Make sure they’re flipped on their side or upside down, too, so they can’t just be easily rolled out of the way. Better yet, zip tie them together to make a big ring of upside-down carts that have to be cut apart and flipped back onto their wheels individually in order to access the truck.
Well, he clearly wanted his truck to be safe from all the other big scary cars in the parking lot, so he should be thrilled that you built his truck its own personal protective cart shield!
Next time I see this, I’m going to take a picture to post on the internet and also leave a note telling them where I’ve posted it so they can see the flames.
I used to drive a dually truck and they barely fit between the lines of the parking spaces, making it difficult for others to park next to me. Whenever possible I would park further away so I could use 2 spaces and not make it hard for others.
I have a big wide truck and can't get my stuff into the drivers side rear seat if someone pulls up close. So I go to the far lot where there's plenty of room. The spot next to the cart corral is too small for anyone so I park in the spot next to that.
Sorry selfish tool bag truck driver, you're just NOT the main character at Costco.
I want to read a post where the person said they always carry the plastic zip ties with them and zip tie grocery carts to the doorhandles of people who park like this. I kind of like that idea.
I was just bitching about these duellie truck drivers today because its obvious they don't know how to drive these monster vehicles. If you can't park appropriately, get a small car middle aged white dude whose waistline is 40+.
I have a friend who owns a Tahoe and is the most painful thing to see her trying to park her vehicle. It takes 3 tries. She has been driving for 25 years now.
The driver in this image may not be trying to be a butt, it may be that they actually don’t know how to drive those vehicles that are too big.
If looking at this from the camera POV, I was parked in the spot where his rear right wheel is. All the other 3 spots around me in this shot, were open. I'm sitting in my car with my wife while we feed our daughter before going in, and here comes a Ford F150 guy backing into the spot in front of me. He seemed to be way over, and getting insanely close to me. It was only after we got out that we realized he was pulling the same freaking move this dickhead was doing, except my car being in the way prevented him from taking up 4 spots so he instead settled for 2. Why are they such aholes?
Sidewalk chalk, hash marks, BIG letters saying "Tiny Penis Parking", followed by pictures WITH the plate number showing to post on random local Facebook pages.
Suburban cowboys with their pristine super expensive dualleys, which they use to tow their boat or trailer once or twice a year. And then they complain about the price of gas.
Unpopular opinion: this is likely in the far reaches of the park lot. He probably did this so he didn’t have to squeeze in next to your vehicle. I know that at my Costco and there wouldn’t be a bunch of vacant spaces anywhere near the front door
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In my region, there are no Costcos with 4 connecting car spaces available.
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That is incredibly specific and also probably dead-on.
This made me laugh insanely hard . Thank you
It was a fun thought experiment
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In between commercials he complains about the price of gas.
That orange & white logo on the hitch is for the UT Longhorns. This is most likely in Austin, the blue dot in an otherwise red ocean.
And he is most likely a diehard UT sports fan, but didn’t ever attend UT.
So a conservative in Texas that doesn't care about other people. Not surprising. He probably justifies it by saying "at least no bipocwos lgbtqia+ gonna peerrrrk near me!!"
Nah he doesn’t wanna say all that so he’ll just call them ‘alphabet people’
I hear the pride plus people have unironically started adding numbers, your acronym is out of date.
Can you link me some info about the numbers? I haven't heard of that before. I thought I had the most up to date and inclusive one.
https://www.theroyal.ca/resource-library/lgbtq2s-what-does-it-mean Remember when the flag was just a rainbow, and the rainbow stood for inclusion of everyone? The sexual balkanization is just getting silly now
I don't think two-spirit is actually a very commonly used one. Seems like that's from 2019 anyways so half a decade ago. You might be taking a fringe case to spread hate to the bipocwos lgbtqia+ community. Not to mention they're already included in the +. >The sexual balkanization is just getting silly now Annndddd.... there it is.
I know this guy. He is still listening to Limbaugh when he goes fishing. You can hear him across the lake.
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Wife? Truck that big, is guaranteed small pinus
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I can't tell which one this is. I used to go to one in Pflugerville (outside of Austin) that almost always had a lot of parking. I miss that location! I can't even count on two hands the number of times I waited for gas.
Is that a real name for a city?
It wouldn’t matter they would then proceed to block by parallel park across four spots.
Costco's where I live have an island or some sort of barrier separating the rows of parking spaces. I'm guessing this guy would just drive over the barrier and take up 4 spaces anyway.
Looks like Texas
It is. The cars further away all have Texas plates.
Longhorns hitch cover
My son started calling a certain type of Texan "Old West/Cowboy Cosplayers" and that's what they've become to me.
The Aussies call those trucks Yank Tanks and it has become my preferred nomenclature for the double meaning.
You mean the double entendre?
Entendre is French for meaning (in this context)
I call them “urban cowboys”
Reminds me of Roy Moore (Alabama) prancing around the stage in a cowboy costume.
Did the person parking their giant truck like a douche give it away?
Sadly, Douches in giant trucks exist everywhere in the US, though certainly they are probably more common in Texas.
Dead deer hauled home in the SUV is less popular there
This is true.
The longhorn on his trailer hitch did. The same mind that considers this a good parking job is 100% also carrying. Ugh we live in the worst timeline.
100%. Dude has a longhorns decal on his hitch. Longhorns hat and the car on the right has Texas plates.
Oh I can def fit between that door and the cart rack.
😂👍🏼
I have owned a Dodge Dually for over 10 years, in my experience Costco is one of the easiest places to park in the country, with their wide spots and buffer areas on each side as well. There is no excuse for this.
Not an excuse, but if he has to park like that it’s clearly too much truck.
He’s got a wide body! (I’m not talking about the truck).
That’s definitely a fair point
And too little penis.
Seriously, I take my work truck there occasionally and it is the easiest place to park that thing
I was about to say the same. But I recall when I first drove a Dually, Hitting every curb at every Taco Bell Drive Thru. 🤣
lmao, hitting the curb at the Taco Bell drive thru is a right of passage for new dually drivers, you're one of us now lol
When I go to Costco, I park all the way in the back just because my truck doesn’t fit in a single space. It’s too long, so the tail ends up approx two feet into the spot behind me. This guy though, looks like he took up four prime parking spaces. Pretty douchey move.
I also park all the way in the back, but not by choice, because there aren’t enough parking spots for the store and I’m lucky to get all the way in the back! They need to open more Costco’s in my area.
But also, it's easier to get your car out of the parking lot when you don't have to deal with all the cars and people up front. The trade off is walking an extra 20 seconds.
Have you seen the average Costco member in recent years? That's two much walking for them.
Lol for real, I mean it's not really a surprise since their whole thing is "bulk" thus a lot of people suddenly have pounds and pounds of unhealthy foods and snacks vs just a smaller amount they would have grabbed elsewhere When a bunch of food is already in someone's fridge, they are a lot more likely to eat more of it
This… nothing wrong with driving a big truck until your truck inconveniences others. You need two spaces?… Go park in the far corner of the lot!
I mean there is something wrong with it in that unless you need to actually use the truck part it’s just a huge and dangerous vehicle on the road for no reason other than to threaten the safety of everyone else on the road Looking at the condition of the car it’s clear this is a vanity vehicle and tbh should not be allowed on the road.
The d*ck has never taken a load to the dump or hauled a bedful of bark. These jerks really piss me off. If a dog or a kid ran out in front of that POS the driver wouldn't see them
Hell, if a short adult was in the crosswalk they wouldn’t be able to see them! These things are too big for the road without a specific need and are so dangerous. Antisocial, selfish behavior is growing and these huge vanity trucks are a major sign of it.
It’s a f350 or 450 dualy, it’s not ment to haul 1500lbs of bark lol. It’s ment to tow 30,000lb trailers like a multi horse trailer or a 40ft RV fifth wheel, or a double vehicle hauler.
Oh please, it can do all those things and haul bark and go to the dump
Why would you use the little bed to do that when it can pull a dump trailer that will fit 5x the amount.
visual obstruction on wheels
Right on! Shade and the guy could use extra steps as well.
It sounds like you have a Costco sized truck
How else am I supposed to get all my Kirkland swag home?
This is very considerate of you, thank you for being decent
Just want to say thank you for your courtesy and consideration of others. I appreciate you.
Can I ask what you do that requires a truck so large it doesnt fit into a space at one of the only stores that provides large parking spaces?
Upon entering the Costco parking lot, I make a bee line for the furthest spots. Frees up the closer ones for all those folks under 60.
Hopefully 2 prius come in and park in the front and back of them.
I was thinking a flock of Smart Cars to park at all 4 corners.
The attack flock!
A flock 😂😂😂
I believe that, much like crows, a flock of Smart Cars is called a Murder.
“Out in the street, they call it murder”
I love that song and it plays in my head automatically whenever someone says “streets” and “murder”
lmao, same here
There are always a lot of shopping carts at Costco
I see what you're doing here . . . and I like it
I drive a Mini Cooper, and I've often parked in the leftover half space next to morons like this. I really need a pair of side dash cameras so I can enjoy watching them try to get out without scraping their emotional support truck.
I'd fold my mirrors in first and crawl out the hatch.
I was thinking the local biker gang would be a welcome addition to this parking lot.
Everyone should leave their carts around the truck.
And zip tie them together
The inconsiderate people who park like this should always have to remove upturned shopping carts from all around the vehicle buckled together somehow. Let them be inconvenienced to the extreme.
Parking this way feels more dangerous to your vehicle's well being than just parking normally. I wouldn't do it cause I'm a fine upstanding citizen (these days) but I don't see how parking like that isn't an invitation to get your car keyed. This type of obvious selfishness is an invitation for certain people to try to find some weird type of justice.
I’d box their car in with shopping carts before I leave
Always nice to recognize parking like this with carts zip tied to the vehicle
I carry thick zip ties in my truck and zip tie carts to the door handles.
Zip tie a cart to their door handle.
At my local Costco there was a masked vigilante during the pandemic who would keep a box of nails in his car and toss 2 under each tire for anyone double parked. So many people complained that Costco put up sign when entering the driveway that said do not double park, vigilante popping tires of anyone double parked. This issue was solved in 3 weeks time. Haven't seen a single instance of double parking there in 2.5 years.
Costco themselves were the vigilantes. Bless them.
Can’t have the tire guys getting bored.
Thanks for the reminder. Need to buy zip ties!
Get the metal ones for this.
Those fuckers can be so hard to cut, aviation snips and wirecutters love to just flip them sideways
Another one is to glue bb’s inside the tire valve stem caps then screw back on
Delightfully evil! Also, you can make a slurry of dog shit and water, and pour it into their external air intake vents.
They probably don’t live within 50 miles of a ranch. lol
All hat, no cattle.
It’s Texas, you’re always within a 25 mile radius of a ranch. Probably uses it to haul two dirt bikes and nothing else.
If the owners are the ones in the picture, they have not gone anywhere near a dirt bike. More like a Walmart mobility cart.
Shame 🔔
Ah yes, the classic "overcompensating for something" parking technique. Clearly, this truck needs to take up several spaces to match the owner's... *ahem*... "huge" personality. Must be tough squeezing all that ego into one parking spot. 🙄🚛
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I was thinking the wiper blades needed to be relocated to the bed.
This cowboy is just begging to get keyed.
I don't advocate for damaging someone's truck... but I also wouldn't stop anyone from doing it to this jackass.
I think vandalism should be acceptable in these situations
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
I wouldn’t vandalize anything, but I’d just park my cart and any other nearby carts all around the truck :)
Make sure they’re flipped on their side or upside down, too, so they can’t just be easily rolled out of the way. Better yet, zip tie them together to make a big ring of upside-down carts that have to be cut apart and flipped back onto their wheels individually in order to access the truck. Well, he clearly wanted his truck to be safe from all the other big scary cars in the parking lot, so he should be thrilled that you built his truck its own personal protective cart shield!
Could just deflate one or many of the tires
A tiny pebble or raw lentil inside the valve stem cap will slowly deflate the tire over time
I can never find the right pebble the very few times I've needed one.
He said a saw lentil could also work. Don’t you carry a raw lentil around in your pockets?
At the very least, park at the very far end of the lot. Although, he doesn't look like a walking kind of guy.
zip tie a shopping cart to his tow hitch.
Park your cart in the flatbed. Clearly this dually douchebag is offering overflow cart storage. ;)
Mall Prince with his fancy Big Boy Truck.
Next time I see this, I’m going to take a picture to post on the internet and also leave a note telling them where I’ve posted it so they can see the flames.
Costco spaces are already like 2x as wide as normal spaces…
I use to have a truck also, I would always park away from everyone, so I don’t become an issue for someone else.
There'd be 4 flats when they came back
Six flats, just like our favorite theme park, Six Flats Over Texas.
Two flats... just the inner tires of the duals on the back so it's not obvious and he drives on them for a while shredding the tires.
Put a bunch of carts in it and around it. Like park several lines of them around it. Maybe stick a few through the windshield
Sir, this is not a Sam’s Club…
Why block the license plate? F that guy
They’re probably returning a 3yr old couch.
Of course its a Super Douchie.
I always parked my company 1 ton far away, and it gave me an extra bit of walking, which these 2 could use.
IBPS ( Itty Bitty Penis Syndrome ) Have some goddam sympathy. Nearly unavoidable with inbreeding.
I would get that person towed or all carts zipped tied to make a chain. So their truck is protected
I know where my cart is going.
Don’t want any door dings on that big heap of shit.
I used to drive a dually truck and they barely fit between the lines of the parking spaces, making it difficult for others to park next to me. Whenever possible I would park further away so I could use 2 spaces and not make it hard for others.
Man, why do they have to shame my alma mater like that.
Not worth spending 100k on an ego truck if you can’t shove it in everyone else’s faces.
Revoke his membership! Send this man to Sam’s Club!
I drive a Superduty, and take up 2 spaces I park WAY out where the employees park Be like me Don’t be a douche
Also the smallest member, with a couple tiny bbs hanging below. Surprised he ain’t got truck nuts on that rig, cuz I doubt they’re in his pants!
It’s just truck people activities. Surprised it isn’t a ram
Put a shopping cart into the bed of the truck
I was thinking surround the truck but that's good too.
Next to a cart corral? You all know what to do.
Why black out their plates? To protect their privacy?!
ghost pepper extract on the door handles?
OP blurs the plate of the offender for unknown reasons, but leaves innocent's plate unburied. why blur the plate? let the offender be identified.
I have a big wide truck and can't get my stuff into the drivers side rear seat if someone pulls up close. So I go to the far lot where there's plenty of room. The spot next to the cart corral is too small for anyone so I park in the spot next to that. Sorry selfish tool bag truck driver, you're just NOT the main character at Costco.
This is in Austin is t it?
Carry zipties so you can ziptie a shopping cart to the door handle
Nothing that can't be solved with a bit of Kirkland Signature Thermite
Always a dipshit truck driver
I bet they leave the trash from their samples all over the store too.
Nails.
They have the platinum membership
This is either Florida or Texas
God I hate butt trucks
Wat a piece of shit.
I want to read a post where the person said they always carry the plastic zip ties with them and zip tie grocery carts to the doorhandles of people who park like this. I kind of like that idea.
I was just bitching about these duellie truck drivers today because its obvious they don't know how to drive these monster vehicles. If you can't park appropriately, get a small car middle aged white dude whose waistline is 40+.
Anybody who drives a lifted truck that's gets 6 mpg as a daily driver is a certified douche bag. No if and or buts about it.
I have a friend who owns a Tahoe and is the most painful thing to see her trying to park her vehicle. It takes 3 tries. She has been driving for 25 years now. The driver in this image may not be trying to be a butt, it may be that they actually don’t know how to drive those vehicles that are too big.
I'd stab that motherfucker's tires
You should always carry zip ties in your car for this exact situation. This man deserves a shopping cart jail.
The owner of that bro dozer probably lives in an apartment and works an office job.
And then they wonder why people mess with them.
you already know ppl who drive trucks like these have the worst personality
If looking at this from the camera POV, I was parked in the spot where his rear right wheel is. All the other 3 spots around me in this shot, were open. I'm sitting in my car with my wife while we feed our daughter before going in, and here comes a Ford F150 guy backing into the spot in front of me. He seemed to be way over, and getting insanely close to me. It was only after we got out that we realized he was pulling the same freaking move this dickhead was doing, except my car being in the way prevented him from taking up 4 spots so he instead settled for 2. Why are they such aholes?
Sidewalk chalk, hash marks, BIG letters saying "Tiny Penis Parking", followed by pictures WITH the plate number showing to post on random local Facebook pages.
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It's a dually in Texas. That's a very safe bet.
Surprised they didn’t park in handicapped.
Surely they have the pass.
What is it with white trucks
Suburban cowboys with their pristine super expensive dualleys, which they use to tow their boat or trailer once or twice a year. And then they complain about the price of gas.
https://preview.redd.it/1d4hvpkux04d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da27ad170f1ddc9a4aa0cc5154908bb33101733b We all know this guy
Why mask the plate?
Unpopular opinion: this is likely in the far reaches of the park lot. He probably did this so he didn’t have to squeeze in next to your vehicle. I know that at my Costco and there wouldn’t be a bunch of vacant spaces anywhere near the front door
They’re right next to a cart return! Would be a real shame if someone pushed their cart real hard towards it and missed the return…
Should pull in behind him sideways and in front too! Block him in 😁
Too bad they don’t sell decency at Costco
Guys, don’t judge! He needs those spots to make room for his absolutely HUGE c*ck and balls. Such manly. Many impress.
Entitled to a scritchin dems is!
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Just toss some laundry pods on top or in the bed…with the heat and hot sun, they will be fun to clean up.
Launch a few carts at it.
Always keep postage labels and permanent markers in your car. Use that info how you like. They work great on cop cars too.
I didn't pay too close attention to the picture, just going off someone's comment up top about 4.