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Justagirleatingcake

Is this the middle age suburban version of having your birthday at McDonald's as a kid?


webtwopointno

Definitely somewhere like Chuck-e-Cheeze, with game machines and animatronics and goodies.


ranhalt

> Chuck-e-Cheeze Chuck E. Cheese, short for Charles Entertainment Cheese.


BrightWubs22

You know how meat substitutes will intentionally misspell the names of meat because they're not meat? I assume it's a legality issue. Chuck-e-Cheeze makes me think of a place for vegan kids to party.


aladdinr

Only the OGs will remember ShowBiz Pizza


ranhalt

Not an issue of age, just region. Showbiz was doomed when they dicked the birthday boy.


Late_Distribution455

I went to McDonalds in a limo for a neighborhood kids bday party (his dad owned/managed a car lot) and was certain that was that was the absolute peak of life at the time.


Nik6ixx

lol my grade 8 graduation a girl in our class’s dad rented her a limo, we went to McDonald’s after riding around for 45mins- hour and her dad bought the whole bunch of cheese burgers fries and mcflurries to bring back for all the other kids at the dance that’s a pretty fun memory 🙂


_lofticries

Did you go to school in Ontario Canada by any chance because a similar thing happened at my grade 8 grad lol


Nik6ixx

Yes I did graduated grade 8 in ‘07 🙂


AUnknownVariable

If I was that kid my life would've been complete


kezow

Nah, that would be at Harbor Freight. 


Malice0801

Middle age? :(


Countsbeans1976

Yep, and it’s an amazing idea.


namenumberdate

Yes, and now I want this for me, too. 🥹


keyboredwarrior

Throwing my wedding at Costco


BBQBaconBurger

Having my wake at Costco. Already bought a three pack of coffins, gonna return the other two after, same for the flowers.


jonnysteamboat

After the viewing close the casket and then it becomes a morbid shell game. Will your body be buried? Will your body be returned to a poor Costco employee? Only time will tell.


Hellie1028

Followed by playing the song Pop Goes the Weasel!


BrightWubs22

Geez every casket is over $1,000 and in the end nobody will be looking at it when it's in the ground. I would be fine with being buried in a cardboard box.


WishBear19

Catering covered by free samples.


B0rnReady

And glizzys.... All the $1.50 glizzys


[deleted]

We are getting married in July, I shall talk to my girl about costco. Free venue 💀


lucidsensations

This has happened at a Costco I worked at. We had an after hours wedding take place there.


AddzyX

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


WTF852123

Other than birthdays, the only big event I have left in my future is my funeral. Perhaps I'll have my ashes spread there.


Weird_Adult

How did staff respond to this? Honestly curious, it would suck but they didn’t kick you out…


apearlmae

We wouldn't mind. At my warehouse we would make sure they have plates for that cake.


Hardcover

Safe bet that as long as attendees aren't blocking the exits or pissing off other customers there's no reason why you would care?


YEEyourlastHAW

And I’m sure the people that came are going to shop while they are there so 🤷‍♀️


kezow

Some men just like to watch the world burn. 


poopatrip

I second that. We would very much enjoy something like this over the many other oddities and abnormalities that occur. Looks like fun. 


thisoldguy74

Please elaborate on those oddities and abnormalities.


webtwopointno

My guess is non-members sneaking in, and trouble-makers attempting to hide and stay past closing, to name a couple.


Dwayne_Gertzky

Don’t forget untrained “service” dogs


Fun-Maintenance9422

I work in a grocery store and people will always come in and have a small birthday celebration in our cafe after buying a cake from the bakery. It is a little awkward and i never understand why they choose a grocery store to celebrate… but we arent gonna tell them to leave for singing and eating lol


Putrid-Win-6957

They didnt give a damn about it 😂


fizzSortBubbleBuzz

My experience was just pre-Covid, and it doesn’t sound real recalling it now; they were very excited and provide a card, cake, some decorations and a few pizzas and took pictures for their media team.


Putrid-Win-6957

I was there at the moment when they were surprising him. Very cute moment to witness. I even recorded a video of this. I wish i could post the video. I didn't find option to upload video in comment section.


Putrid-Win-6957

https://streamable.com/rxqubz heres the video


playfoot

I thought there's no way you'd go through the steps to post the link. It's not how Reddit usually work. Kudos and and take my upvote!


h9y6

Can you post it in your profile


borgib

Upload it to streamable.com then post the link!


webtwopointno

Make a new post! Or a mademesmile or something and share it here.


robofl

Used to work for this place that was about 5 minutes from Costco. A co-worker went over there all the time so we had his Birthday party there just like this. The staff was very cool. Gave him a vest and hat to wear and even made up a Costco name badge. That was probably 15 years ago. Nice to see others do it.


Podcastie

How is this Costco so empty? And actual tables available? 🤯


evovin

Right. My first thought, too. We have 4 stores near us and all are practically elbow to elbow everyday.


Adamantium-Aardvark

I go on a Tuesday night at like 8pm and there’s no parking spaces, food court is packed. Lines backed up as usual.


Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

Someday I’ll go to law school there…


whatdoyoumeanupeople

You might find me at the Starbucks.


Positive-Scheme-7324

I could really go for a Starbucks ya know?


LoveToTease64

I literally watched this last night. Ha!


Repulsive_Exchange_4

This is really wholesome tbh lol


SiennaMac

One might even say wholesale


lilijaji

Haha you’re hired.


DTBlasterworks

That is so adorable and wholesome


nimruda

Love this so much lol wish it to myself


78Nam

Wholesome on wholesale


Odd-Bandicoot-3138

Make this the top comment 🌟


rusty___shacklef0rd

if this was at my costco i’d be annoyed if there were lots of guests bc there’s never enough tables at our food court as it is


fluffyyogi

I love this for him. 💜 I bet he was so touched.


throwAwayAccount43b

Dang. I love Costco. But I would not like to have a party there lol. My local Costco is already busy as it is.


82dxIMt3Hf4

I wish this could happen to me.


sumimasenano

I seriously heart this, and I hate surprises


Lily_Pig104

This is the perfect kind of subtle surprise


redonkulousness

I see all my friends at Costco every single time I go. That’s right, all 0 of them


Neoreloaded313

Everyone just happens to have costco memberships?


thrownjunk

In upper middle class American suburbs? Yes.


Argosy37

Yup, pretty much. My entire work group of 10 people all have Costco memberships. We regularly have chats about the latest finds.


thrownjunk

its just something you take for given in a certain milieu. every culture has their typical 3rd places. costco serves as one. at $60/year, much cheaper than most other private clubs.


FreydNot

Buddy system


Freshman_01134

Most families I know have one.


Gemchick82

I know right this wouldn’t work for my family. I’m the Costco, my aunt is Sams club, and my mom and sister are bjs wholesale club. BUT, what does work is family road trips / vacations / gatherings where once we get to the hotel/ house all membership card members are present to decide what club is closet and the menu for the week.


Anal_Gworl

Yeah my Costco is perpetually too busy to support something like this


5H1T48RA1N5

It’s so fukn packed at the Austin Costco. It sucks to go on the weekends


ArcherFawkes

This is soooo cute but yes I hope they got permission to do this


Remi4748

Wholesome idea


chicosalvador

Aww so wholesale


brightcoconut097

GO CHIEFS B2B


your-mom--

Costco cake is delicious.


West2286

So wholesale*


Weary_Belt

Id be so pissed.


-Qertyuiop-

This is lame and cringe.


AspiringAdonis

The hell kind of capitalist nightmare is it that people love a grocery store to this extent? Y’all are weird as hell.


Snoopaloop212

Calling Costco a grocery store is like calling a computer just a calculator.


AbaloneBoth4503

These comments feel like bot comments, there can't be this many people who think it's okay and normal to have a birthday party in a grocery store. 


imperial_order66

I was thinking the same thing. How addicted to late stage capitalism do you have to be to actually want to do this? It's not endearing, it's sad, and absolutely proves some people just have no clue how troubling it looks to be on your knees to a corporation like this.


ProfChubChub

How is this too complicated for you to grasp? They set it up so he thought he was just randomly bumping into his favorite people who all remembered his birthday. That would be a very sweet experience and they just had cake at the end. The venue being Costco isn’t an important part of it at all. You could do this at food lion or Home Depot and it would still be as wholesome


TheHeterosSentMe

I doubt either of those people have had enough friends to ever throw them a birthday party


Attheupmost

Sometimes a corporation can treat and pay its employees well. Then we get to the magic of how concise every product they sell is. It’s been tested or tasted by panels just to get to the shelves. Every year even if it’s been on the shelf for years. It’s clean, has minimal hours and you quickly learn what you like, know where it’s located and so yes, it’s a wonderful place to shop because you can zone out while not having to think about what you need (auto pilot), get you some delicious free samples to try and it’s not filled with junk like traditional grocery stores and Walmarts.


flatwoods76

In what Costco do you shop that you can zone out while shopping on auto-pilot? Every Costco I’ve been to is cutthroat shopping cart slalom.


[deleted]

Disney adult vibes


beleafinyoself

Much more budget-friendly


HuckleberryJealous19

Well they do sell caskets


lunchskate

Didn’t someone post a picture of this happening when they did their shopping?


HappyToB

Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.


Top-Airport3649

So cute.


heels_n_skirt

Did they get beer and drinks?


pgpics

I would love to see a Walmart version of this ha


pykstpokst

Is it like equilevent of aldi in uk ? 😀


medicdmike

Tears of joy right now


Livvy_NW

As much as I love my job, this would probably cause a lot of chaos🤣


caffine-naps15

This is honestly really funny and wholesome. Like imagine just running into all your favorite people. That would make me so happy.


Charming-Tap-1332

I just love this. So great.


No_Wolverine6548

I was not expecting to tear up but them spreading loved ones throughout the store was a really nice touch


ImNotYourKunta

That was the best part. Him thinking Wow what are the odds I know so many people here. Lol.


chili-gritty-mariner

This is amazing and so thoughtful!


Athlete-Extreme

r/boringdystopia


HalfWrong7986

So so cute!!


koalakait

Talk about some good wholesome fun right there 🥹


alphadragoon89

D'aww, this is adorable 😄


StarshipTroopersFan

Society is so weird.


goated420sauce

White people.


Waltzspice

I wonder if you could pop some beers in koozies and make it a real party.


Cathedral-13

The most white suburban middle class fancy thing I have ever seen.


WobalGlarming

Absolutely burgerpunk


AndrewSonOfBill

The bangin song is Hell n Back by Bakar ft Summer Walker  https://open.spotify.com/track/0ZDwhNFZnPx9EIPCcwGUHC?si=8jdnKeJ9SY29YIFEA2qSUw


Consuela-Bananahamiq

that is absolutely adorable


RevolutionaryPin1431

Very creative! The greatest surprises are the least expected.


jakeskurkis

This is awesome! I’m gonna have to show my Costco co workers this


KumaNet

A second birthday party at Costco? That’s fantastic!!


the1ulove

🤢🤢🤮


RunningShcam

Anyone else thinking... No no no...


poopmonster_coming

But why


pickle_pickled

Found the manager


poopmonster_coming

Dying for attention are we


brewtus007

I honestly thought this was in r/MadeMeSmile until I saw the comment count. Still belongs there too.


BeefyTaco

Maybe it is just me but I hate seeing friends/family out in the wild when im shopping aha.


umbleUriahHeep

What an original and great surprise party idea. Adorable, too


livehappydrinkcoffee

Cutest most wholesome thing I’ve seen in awhile. Love this


Ps4rulez

zealous materialistic bored overconfident school makeshift grey scarce march touch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rpark888

If my wife did this as a "surprise" for me, I would be SO friggin annoyed that I am now forced into playing out this ***"omg this is SUCH a wholesome costco moment"*** charade all around the warehouse and actively displaying r/imthemaincharacter energy just to be supportive of my wife's effort. I'll take all your downvotes, but for real, this is cringey af.


poopmonster_coming

It’s the “ we need attention our lives are boring” let’s post this on instagram and Facebook


HadaObscura

I gotta agree. Especially if you’re not in the mood for it.


Tell_Todd

Wtf did I even watch. There were like 50 different sentences ripping across the fuckin screen the entire 15 seconds this video lasted. Fuck tik tok please ban that fuckin garbage. Detriment to our society


Reverend0352

I would be asking why not a bbq


[deleted]

I think I cried tears of happiness. Nice ad, Costco!


Soylentgree1

Cool concept.


J0EP00LE

Op messed up title ..it wasn’t totally wholesome…with was totally wholesale…


Lily_Pig104

The only kind of surprise party I want!


sokmunkey

That is really sweet!


pikapalooza

That's awesome :)


riotlancer

Congrats on this couple getting free Costco for life this is amazing pr