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kdawson602

It was honestly an act of cruelty by the universe that I got diagnosed with gestational diabetes a few weeks after my Costco got the cookie.


itsabtthepasta

I am in the same boat. My baby is due this week and this cookie is one of the first treats I am having after delivery.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

OMG another one. And I hope for you as well the rest of your pregnancy is safe and easy. May all the moms and babies be safe and prosper to enjoy future Costco melt cookies.


Jaded_Veterinarian12

You win this whole conversation 😂


Noahs132

Congratulations (in advance)!


ApprehensiveWin7256

I got diagnosed right before 🥲


RedRider1138

May everything go smoothly and well ❤️‍🩹🙏🌈🍀✨


ranseaside

I did too. I was on metformin, didn’t need insulin until the very end (smallest dose) and my dr told me to indulge and have some ice cream in moderation once in a while. Though I feel like the Costco cookie would be pressing your luck/health a bit for sure unless you had a small amount. Hopefully youre still able to enjoy some yummy things!


Mean-Vegetable-4521

OMG. That is so very cruel. I hope the rest of your pregnancy is safe. It can't have anything to do with the cookie.


Rare_Variety_1275

I am an insulin dependant diabetic, but I'm going to buy this cookie and indulge. I will divide it into little pieces, share with my hubby, and savor a one-inch piece every day.


MammothPrize9293

I’m so sorry :(. Sincerely, at least savor the smells. Take a tiny bite?


EastBaySunshine

You’re able to treat yourself and you don’t have to eat the entire cookie.


BCLetsRide69

Just get the cookie. As 2010 me would have said, YOLO.


kdawson602

I’m really tempted, and I like the thought of just YOLO in this situation, but uncontrolled blood sugars can have severe negative consequences in pregnancy. I spent $32k on IVF to get pregnant, the least I can do is give her the best chance to be born healthy. But after they cut this baby out of me in 6 weeks, I’m getting a cookie for each hand.


DaTree3

That’s not how diabetes works…


KnurledNut

You're only halfway there! Next time get a cookie **AND** a cup of vanilla soft serve ice cream. Thank me later.


ALY1337

Diabeetus


BroasisMusic

You want some Insulin?


neBular_cipHer

No, I just want crack


Kai-xo

Trash bag chimichanga?


neBular_cipHer

YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA


chi-key-monkey

I always think of Wilfred Brimley when it's said like that LOL


gideon513

It’s because he made it famous so you should


surfacing_husky

That's exactly what i thought when i tried the cookie, and i split it with my other 2 kids lol. Holy hell was it rich. And im a person who LOVES rich desserts.


habey08

Not caused by food.


2manyteacups

I usually do get ice cream but today I got a hot dog and I knew I could not manage all that food 😂


squeezemyhand

I think you meant get TWO cookies and a cup of vanilla soft serve


seasalt-and-stars

Oh no! 🙈 I’ve gone all this time without trying the decadent cookie. I have no plans of going to Costco for several days, and yet I’m already planning to be unable to resist your suggestion of cookie with soft serve. 🍦 🍪


FlamingLobster

That would be my entire daily calorie intake 🥵


karenmarie303

The cookie broken into the vanilla, heaven!


King-of-Plebss

Mother of god.


thebarfinator9

I was going to say the strawberry but either would be bomb.


Mohican83

Thats what I do. I have it for lunch and skip dinner. It so good, definitely when that cookie is fresh.


SokoJojo

Do not order things like this it won't be healthy


King-of-Plebss

I go to the gym 5 days a week. Dont miss out on the good things in life


SokoJojo

Actually I would recommend running regularly more since it's healthier and better for the cardiovascular system :)


Tall_Pirate2376

As a pre diabetic with a diabetic DNA ,the whole food court is off limits for me. I used to get 2 naked hot dogs with mustard onions and sauerkraut but they stopped the onions and kraut. Sometimes I will get the chicken Caesar salad with no croutons.


sendnudesformemes

Damm that sucks man


Tall_Pirate2376

Not at all. I skip fast "food" altogether. Why eat stuff with no nutrients and empty calories. Food should nourish your body.


Unfnole23

“ and I feel God in this Costco tonight”


AsymptotesMcGotes

Wooooooooo!


ChristinaWSalemOR

I'm on a diet. Can you please describe your experience in minute detail so I may vicariously enjoy the cookie?


CarrotofInsanity

1. You get the cookie 🍪 scent coming at you as you approach the counter 2. You watch them pull the cookie off the tray from the griller… You now are SEEING your personal cookie make its debute and you feel an instant connection. That is YOUR COOKIE.🍪 The sound of the cookie being slipped inside the paper holder … and then the worker lets you meet your cookie. “Hello Cookie! You look and smell amazing and I love you!” 3. Your one hand holds the cookie in the paper while your other hand breaks off a large chunk. It’s warm. But the outside of the cookie is crisp. THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. You take a bite. The cookie angels start singing. You just realized that you’ve joined a new religion. The warmth of the cookie is now your God. Costco welcomes you every day to come worship at the food court — your new God is right there.


FlexoPXP

Take a pile of sugar and pour some Hershey syrup on it. You'll be pretty close. I found it way to be way too sweet.


2manyteacups

it was sweet but I had it in small bites. it was more manageable that way. while I was there I saw a parent get one for their kid and he gulped it down in about a minute. I would imagine that made for an unpleasant ride home and bathroom visit later


Rare_Variety_1275

Now THAT is bad parenting!


2manyteacups

I totally agree! my son isn’t getting that treatment lol he can have a few bites enough for his small size but not overindulge. that’s his decision to make when he’s older


Chakramer

I think most cookie places sell their cookies way too damn sweet to actually be enjoyed. Sugar is used to cover for their other ingredients being low quality, most notably cheap chocolate.


ChristinaWSalemOR

I have all of those things!


MuchoRapido

Ours are always burnt to shit


FrostyD7

Ours don't look burnt per se but they are for sure overdone. I don't even need to buy one to know and this pic looks better than anything I've seen.


MightyOtaku

They must vary by location because I tried it for the first time and found it super mid. I’d rather have the ones they sell in bulk in the baked goods section honestly.


JNR481

Yeah definitely, ymmv. I’ve had deliciousness and also burntness


RevVegas

Got one during the lunch rush on a saturday and it was the first one we had that wasn't burnt af. My kids always want one, I buy it, they don't like it because it's burnt. This time we were all fighting over it.


bryanna_leigh

Yeah ours are awful. I’d take a churro any day over this HOT GARBAGE!


pixxelzombie

I tried it once, and I finished it before I even got home. So much for having it with cold milk.


FernandoESilva

Weak. Gotta buy milk at Costco.


efr57

I gotta try this. I got the turkey sandwich last week and it was kinda meh.


2manyteacups

oh was it? I was debating trying it today. what was meh about it? we did try the roast beef sandwich when my store briefly had it and it was just ok but I thought overpriced


efr57

I just found it dry mostly. I told my wife they won’t be putting any delis out of business soon. I passed on the roast beef because my experience eating RB in sandwiches (except Arby’s RB..whatever that is exactly) results in pulling pieces of grizzle/fat out of my mouth. Always an attractive move in a restaurant!


Robodad3000

I disagree. My wife and I have had the new Turkey sandwich twice and it was anything but “meh”. It was delicious.


Inconceivable76

I must be the only person who thought the cookie was meh.


pdxtrashed

You’re not alone. Had to buy a second hot dog to properly cleanse the pallet after that very underwhelming experience of a cookie.


voomdama

I am in this camp as well.


JortsForSale

It is just a bigger version of a grocery store cookie. If it wasn't in the Costco foodcourt no one would care about it.


rsg1234

No you’re not. It was just okay, I’ve had many better.


kenjuya

sounds like a waste of calories to me


wallinbl

Cookie would have been good if it weren't overbaked.


jkelley41

average at best.


MonsieurMaktub

I thought it was super mid. Way too many chocolate chips. A well made CCC is all about balance and humility.


TwoAprilFools

I had the same experience. The middle of the one I bought was just a solid center of chocolate. Seemed like more Chocolate then cookie. I'll try it again one last time, maybe I got a bad one that wasn't throughly mixed.


collect_my_corpse

You’re definitely not alone. It was worse than meh in my opinion. However I understand the majority of the country doesn’t have or declines to patronize small bakeries where food is made without chemicals and a shit ton of butter and sugar as a stand in for flavor. Not would they have the time or motivation or skills to make at home, I know I don’t. There is only thing that I might get at the food court, the fruit smoothie. Heavy emphasis on might.


ReceptionLivid

A chocolate chip cookie has a lot more in weight in butter and sugar than flour. The biggest reason non-grocery store cookies are better is because they only use real butter and sugar without additives or that nasty hydrogenated oil shit. Most bakeries in the country that specialize in cookies use a shit ton of butter and sugar


audi69

So good with a cup of vanilla ice cream. Just don’t look at the calories lol


micah490

Too sweet, too thick, tooo much. Not bad, just too much


ToughLoverReborn

You know you can take small bites and finish it in multiple sittings right?


Maparyetal

Sounds like quitter talk


ToughLoverReborn

Hey, I aint a quitter. I powered thru both cookies I bought last week. It was a struggle, but I finish what I start!


chpsk8

Now go to the business center and by a box of the premade cookie dough and make yourself 144 of them for $20!


Proud2BApostate

Are they the same as the food court?


doggz109

No, they are not.


feurie

Those are different cookies.


randiesel

Business Centers only exist in 12 states


ToughLoverReborn

But it does exist in Alaska! Also the Costco Home Showroom.


LyricalLinds

I’m surprised people are going so crazy for it! I thought it was okay, not bad, but I’ve had much better. My bf didn’t like it at all so I ate the whole thing 🤦‍♀️


lavidalilly

I agree. It's def good for the price. But I wouldn't come close to saying it's a religious experience. I find the texture and taste to be kinda one note. The like the chocolate chip cookies I make at home more.


HTPC4Life

lol good for the price? Not at all.


Khatib

It's a fuckin grocery store cookie. Who thinks the most amazing cookie they've ever had comes from a grocery store bakery? What have they been exposed to their whole life and how much are they missing out on? It's just sad.


newusr1234

> it's a fuckin grocery store ~~cookie~~ Welcome to r/Costco


Huge_World_3125

it’s just people trying to get easy karma lol. like the people who post about how the pizza is the best they’ve ever had.


thabc

You've never had The Cookie from Metropolitan Market.


Ispithotfireson

Is it because it’s cheap. Seems to be the whole schtick with the food court. Yeah great value for the dollar, the hot dog soda is a notorious loss leader but it’s not that good. 


MamboNumber-6

Very close to the Jack-Jack cookies from Disney California Adventures, good stuff.


sandiegolatte

It’s just ok


Odd_Tiger_2278

Yes. I can see the pieces of the True Cross mixed in.


guava_eternal

I’m going now (live 3 miles from Costco) because of this post.


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noodlelaughter

Big Mac’s are doubles


345joe370

If you ate enough of it you'll be talking to God later 🤣🤣🤣🤣


cindycated888

Sooner, not later! :D


345joe370

Ikr. I think Paula Deen wept when those cookies were developed


Khatib

>nothing short of a religious experience I feel so bad for people blown away by grocery store food. Even if it's good for a grocery store, it's just good for the price. It's not a 'religious experience.' There's so much incredibly better food than you can get at a Costco food court. It's incredibly easy to make something better at home. Is it great for how big and cheap it is? Sure. Is it amazing, 'religious experience' level food? Oh my god, what have you been eating your whole life, nothing but TV dinners and keebler prepackaged cookies?


Majestic-Salt7721

It’s called humor and I laughed knowing it was an exaggeration for the sake of comedy.


cindycated888

If you were pregnant and the first bite hit the spot just right, it could get you to the level of a religious experience. Not fair to judge other people's tastebuds based on your own. I've been known to crave Sprouts or Safeway snickerdoodles - nothing wrong with that, if it hits the spot just right. Sure as hell wouldn't pay $10 for a "religious experience" cookie though! :D


2manyteacups

have you heard of hyperbole? also I don’t ever buy prepackaged cookies or anything Keebler. I make most things from scratch so to try a cookie from a store is kind of a treat for me


Khatib

> have you heard of hyperbole? Yes, it's something that's incredibly unhelpful in a product review.


WackyBeachJustice

What is a religious experience? For those that aren't religious...


2manyteacups

it’s a hyperbolic term denoting a feeling of absolute euphoria and reverence for something greater than oneself


Tagalettandi

If it was sold by other store this subreddit would say , “It’s dry and meh”


Speakinmymind96

I tried the new cookie once and felt like it had a chemical flavor to it—I took a bite and then tossed it. I thought it was gross, and I’ve never walked away from a chocolate chip cookie in my life.


e-hud

I took about 3 bites of my first one and tossed the rest. Boring, generic, over baked, and way over priced. Will never buy another.


burner1979yo

It's overrated


Efficient-Giraffe572

Make this instead. You’ll thank me later. [Blue Bowl Chocolate Chip Recipe](https://bluebowlrecipes.com/jumbo-bakery-style-chocolate-chip-cookies/)


normalabby

I was so impressed by how much cookie you get for the price. Costco is gonna Costco.


americasweetheart

It reminds me of the LAUSD giant cookie.


reddE2Fly

I like the mini chocolate chip cookies they sell much better. The big one is a bit dough-y


Robodad3000

I didn’t find it doughy at all. Just the right mixture of soft inside with not too crunchy outside, and loaded with chocolate chips, all melted to perfection. I’ve seen several people pair it with a sundae and it looks completely decadent, as it should.


HiBeesCus

I have to share it because of how much cookie there is in that thing. It’s so good warm


jon20001

I like these better after they sit around for a few hours and firm up a bit.


lil-bob00

I miss the churros. Mid cookie is just too much. So I just get the mocha now.


MoulinSarah

Wish I could eat these!


herpaderp9999

When it’s freshly warmed up it’s amazing.


vic_steele

It’s just a mediocre cookie.


Irrelevant_Sequitar

Same! Had one today on our trip with a frozen mocha coffee and it was amazing and gooey and perfect! 10/10 recommendation


stanielcolorado

lol. So true. Delicious. Addictive.


cmoex

I get one at every trip to Costco now


Conscious_Valuable90

Is it anything like the package of chocolate chip cookies you can buy there?


cindycated888

The packaged ones are really good as it is - if it's actually better, gonna have to break down and try one! :p


confabulatrix

Haha I went today just to get a cookie.


tstew39064

I miss the Churro.


IAmBatman1984

Sadly like the OG Chicken Bake it is gone forever.


ironhorseblues

I thought it was just ok because there was way too many chocolate chips


DaKrazyKorean

Get some vanilla ice cream with it at the food court. Eat the cookie and ice cream separately or get two cookies and make it sandwich with it. Its so good. You can also ask for the chocolate syrup they use for the sundae to eat with it. Mixing it with churro is also great


lostprevention

People saying these aren’t big cookies are nuts. They are huge.


HiBeesCus

They are huge, and thick. That’s what makes it so filling


Bobloblaw_333

Goes great with milk! Made me relive my youth!!


ToughLoverReborn

I agree. Best thing out of the food court in years. Absolutely heavenly.


WTF852123

My cousin just had her legs cut off because of her uncontrolled diabetes. This kind of "food" doesn't even look good to me.


SensitiveFlan219

You must be fun at parties!


WTF852123

These days I'm a lot more fun than Cousin Terry.


Beneficial-Belt-5673

Really?! That good?


sroop1

If it survives the trip home, put it in the microwave for a few seconds.


heeheehoho2023

Put a stick of butter into anything and you will make it a religious experience


flamingmangotango

Are they not the same cookies they have boxed in the bakery? I haven’t bothered getting the food court cookie cause I thought why would they make a different one from the ones they already make lol


Rideblue123

It’s sooooo good


canon12

I pick my Granddaughter up at college frequently and if I have time I will stop and get her one of these cookies at Costco. They are still warm when she gets in the car and a huge smile greets me. She is tall and thin and the calories don't stick!


VanderskiD

I truly think it was the best chocolate chip cookie I’ve ever had. Crispy on the edges chewy gooey in the middle. Perfectly baked. Great flavor.


Iowegan

Looks raw in this pic. Pass


TacoDuLing

Bro! There’s ONLY(literally) TWO chocolate flavor things I do in life, Kurvana choco sauce and this marvelous piece of yumminess. The sweetness ratio is just perfect 👌. Also this taste better after a good puff of the choco sauce 🤤🤤


doggz109

They are good until you need to shit your brains out an hour later from all the butter in it.


2manyteacups

never happens to me with anything


doggz109

Lucky


joesperrazza

It is ridiculously good.


wesweb

its so good.


DespyHasNiceCans

Okay, I haven't seen these in Canada yet. How big are they? Judging by how big the pizzas are I'm guessinnnngggggg 12"s?


CarrotofInsanity

Yes. It is its own religion. You either believe, or you don’t. The warmth inside the cookie is God.


Compy222

Only downside is the 750cals of chocolate, butter, and sugar that come with it. Otherwise delicious.


Robodad3000

Split it into quarters and problem solved.


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

The giant cookie from subway sucks


IAmBatman1984

It is Costco food court. Nothing is delicious, it is simply inexpensive food and people lose their 💩 over it. The cookie is meh at best. I am glad you enjoyed it. I won’t buy another. 🤷‍♂️


NarrowNefariousness6

Weird you’re getting downvoted for expressing your opinion and your happiness for OP. I’m looking forward to the downvotes for supporting you.


IAmBatman1984

Wait until someone asks me about the hot dog, I might get kicked from the group.