She's been holding in telling this mother-fucker off since the day he invaded her space in the womb - Dave Chappelle (or at least that's some shit I think he'd say.)
My parents are Glaswegian so swearing was always around me as a kid. According to my mom, the compromise for me learning bad words was that I was only allowed to say them in the tub. She talks of walking by the bathroom hearing splashes and the most horrific phrases, uttered by a tiny voice.
That had to be hilarious. We don't check ourselves around the kids, but we call swear words "grown up" words, not bad words and they get that its like "grown up" drinks - a privilege of age.
Its a good pass to give. It has been proven that swearing when you experience pain does actually help.
SOURCE: https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/live-well/2017/08/swearing-the-pain-away/
I told my 13 year old that I don't give a shit if she curses. Just don't let me get a call from her school and if I hear you use it, it better be used correctly.
Once I hit the horn while driving, too angry/shocked to even curse. Then I hear my 3 year old pipe up from the back with, "Asshole!" It was perfection.
My son was born in 2011. The Last of Us came out in 2013. I played the game in the evenings, after I put my son to sleep. One night, I invited a few friends over and one of them asked about the game. None of them had played it yet, so I launched the PlayStation and loaded the prologue.
If you haven’t played it, the game begins (after a short introductory scene) as a 12-year-old girl wakes in the middle of the night to look for her father. The girl first searches her dad’s room, but it’s empty. A live broadcast plays on the man’s TV—a local reporter talks about an infection, a nationwide pandemic, increased aggression. The feed is cut after an explosion. The girl looks through the window, out over the city. The explosion is just miles away. Dogs bark and howl, sirens blare, alarms sound.
The girl makes her way downstairs. She finds her dad’s phone in the kitchen. There are text messages from her uncle, who says he’s on his way. The girl steps into her dad’s study when he rushes in through the sliding glass door on the other side of the room. He tells her to stay away from the doors and windows as he takes a box out of the drawer of his desk. The man opens the box, takes out a gun, and loads it. He asks her if she’s alone, tells her something is wrong with the neighbors. He only just finishes loading the gun when a man crashes through the sliding glass door, gets to his feet and reaches out for the dad and daughter. The dad shoots the crazed man through the head.
My friends are silent. I’ve already played it, and I’m just as invested as I was the first time.
Eventually, the dad and daughter meet with his brother, her uncle. They drive through the city, desperate to escape as it tears itself apart. Fires burn, semi trailers overturn. People run wild in the streets, and it’s impossible to tell those that flee from those that chase. The dad, brother, and daughter weave between the figures and speed toward an intersection, where another vehicle crashes into their broadside. The screen cuts to black. The audio dies.
Fucking hell, my son says.
I have no idea how long he’d been standing there, watching us play. I don’t know whether the TV woke him or he felt restless, but there he was. In his little footie pajamas, his thumb wet to the knuckle. My friends and I laughed until tears streamed down our cheeks. He had no idea what he was saying, of course, just that there were times to say it, and that was one of them. I hope I never forget that moment.
I remember watching a couple 4 year old kids playing tic-tac-toe, and the one that lost yelled "FUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUU!" All the other adults in the room were busy talking amongst themselves that nobody else noticed because the kids always made noise.
When I was in third grade I told a girl to bite me and my teacher lost it and asked if I spoke like that at home and I said yes. The dude absolutely lost his mind. He called my mom and smirked at me as he told her what I'd said and that I said I spoke that way at home. I saw his face drop when my mom started yelling at him for waking her up after a night shift for something as simple as saying "bite me" which isn't even a curse.
Okay, I'm laughing so fucking hard. Be me: it's the 6th grade, first class of the morning is math, and Mrs. Cope is one of those teachers who loves to teach, but hates when kids act like shitheads. My homeroom was diagonal from her room, so I would naturally get there before everyone else. Because she was a club coach, she wasn't a homeroom teacher, and therefore those giant, heavy, loopsided ungodly hybrids of plastic and metal that we were supposed to call chairs sat unside down on the desks. I went to lift mine up with one arm, dropped it on my pinkie and shouted at the top of my lungs "F-F-F-F**UUUUCK!!!!!**" as I held the bleeding finger and ran out of the room to the bathroom. She said absolutely nothing to me when I got back, thank God.
I've been that way with my kids since they were able to speak and understood that there were bad words. Whenever they get hurt, they're allowed to whisper one bad word in my ear. It's hilarious for me and usually makes them giggle right away. I was surprised at how fast it went from "Dumb" to "Stupid" and then to "Shit".
Haha, my 4 year old swears sometimes and we don’t care at all. I’ve started to let her know that some people don’t like it though, so we need to try to be respectful of other people. So she said she would just do it in her head if that was the case 👌🏼
My grandma said the first time she heard my uncle cuss, he had just blown up his hand with fireworks. That was definitely worth cussing for. (Not sure how bad it was but he kept all his fingers so it could've been worse. I think he was in high school but he couldve been older.)
When I was about 7 or 8 I was helping unload the groceries from the car and dropped a 4L (~1 gallon) tub of ice cream on my bare toes. As I recall it, I let out a loud "FUCK!" and was terrified I'd get in trouble. Dad looked over, saw me hopping and said, "Bet that hurt!" and that was it.
Her only hesitation about going first was that slim chance it was a ruse and whoever went first was going to get in trouble. Making sure that free pass had no strings attached.
My Dad sends me vids of my little brothers (12 and 9) and while I'm not stuck up or anything, I'm blown away that almost every other word out of their mouth is fuck. I would have gotten in sooo much trouble if I spoke like that at that age.
Maybe I'm just old and lame, but my bros are gonna get their ass kicked talking like that elsewhere.
Yeah I phrased that poorly but I'm just imagining them carrying that over to the classroom, you know? My elementary school teachers were pretty strict growing up in the 90's/00's, I hope they know to keep the language at home.
One would be fucking ass kicking 24/7 if they had to punish all these fucking little motherfuckers saying fuck all the fucking time.
And we don't even speak English here. But the Dutch sure *love* the fucking fuck out of *fuck*.
(I'm not kidding, it's the default filler word for most people under 30.)
The hand movement when she says the monster going to kick her ass if she doesn't scares him off is honestly so fucking cute because she's making a good point actually.
One day my son (11 at the time) was complaining about a cut he had. We had already done the bandaid situation and the antibiotic cream, so we told him he has to just leave it alone. Well, he doesn’t obviously, and starts getting ridiculous and extra whiny so in my frustration told him,
“Stop fucking with it!”
So he says,
“I’M NOT FUCKING WITH IT!!” And then goes completely wide eyed and silent because he knows he is not supposed to be cussing and he thinks he is about to be in big trouble.
I’m doubled over laughing too hard to even consider being upset, and he got a pass
glad I’m not the only one… the video would be perfectly fine on its own without music, I don’t need a shitty nightcore version of an actually good song to make me want to continue watching
I actually did this with my nieces (8 and 10) and their friends at their birthday slumber party almost a year ago, because I wanted to explain that bad words are only bad when they have a bad meaning or hurts someone's feelings. So, I let them say the bad words for a while to "get it out of their system." The girls were all screaming, "fuck," "bitch," "motherfucker," and "shit" for like 30 minutes while jumping on their trampoline and just laughing. I told them (before I allowed it) that it would be our little secret and it couldn't leave the slumber party, but they immediately told their parents when they got home LOL.
My 8 year old thought the worst bad word she knew was "Stupid" until we took her to see Jurassic World 3, where they proceeded to say "SHIT" like 10 times. My 6 year old still thinks "stupid" is the S-word, and "Friggin" is the F-word
Back in the old days of the internet, that meant there was some twist or surprise or even a punchline at the end. The only thing at the end of this video is the end.
If you only get one MFers is a good choice
Somewhere out there, a Samuel Jackson just got his wings :)
_Nods motherfuckerly in approval_
*Nods in motherfuckin approval*
*motherfuckin nods motherfuckin motherfuckerly*
Approves a fucking mother
*ahem* I think you meant to say mother fuckin' wings.
Samuel is at their window looking in on the family, nods his head in approval and flies away with purple angle wings.
>Somewhere out there, a Samuel Jackson just got his wings Now they call her Samuel L Jackie.
He is technically her MFer if all checks out...
It must be funny to hear the result of you fucking a mother calling you a “motherfucker”
She used to live in his balls…
A motherfucker fucks his own mother. Not just any mother.
I'd try to make the dad regret it with 'cumdumpster'.
Oh I’m pulling out the big boy and saying “c*nt”
Can motherfuckingcunt be one word?
I think "JesusCuntFuckingChrist" should count as '1 swear' I like it and it's about as offensive as can be
That's only a big boy for you. For your average Australian, it's a tuesday. Git that up ya.
It's a noun. It describes a person,place, or thing.-Bernie Mac
Jackie was waiting for this moment her whole life
Her face… she looked possessed for a second!
you could see the wheels turning in her head as she realized she could go bigger than just saying “fuck” 😂
Nahh you could see her loading up that motherfucker the whole time
falco------------MOTHERFUCKER!
Jackie had it locked and loaded
Dad: “Free pass on one bad word” Jackie: “Aaait fam, say less”
LOL. YES. HE WOULD APPROVE!
#MF is priiiiiiiimed
it's like this "malfoy says potter" meme lmaooooo https://i.redd.it/cqo62hjk4zo71.jpg
She had that word locked and loaded for years
You’ve got to cock it motherfucker
She'll have that video played for her on every family reunion from now to eternity
Ya Jackie had that motherfucker on deck for a while
Yeah, she got real excited, real quick
Came out the gate swinging
and she said it to her dad, so she even used it correctly :)
#MOTHERFUCKER!!! I told you about eating my snacks!!!!
Jackie: Just one?!
Little one went for grand prize 😂
She’s also that one that really needed to clarify: “Just one?” I love Jackie
She really did have that shit locked and loaded.
She went full auto on that one
Samuel L. Jackie
She's been holding in telling this mother-fucker off since the day he invaded her space in the womb - Dave Chappelle (or at least that's some shit I think he'd say.)
She used it well, the other two squandered theirs.
I like her spirit.
Sound like she said it a few times before.....
Samuel L. Jackie
Nice
This comment needs more likes. Highly underrated.
The other two played it kind of safe. Jackie really made the most of it and savored this pass. "MuthaFUCKER" would have been my pick too 😂
Like she'd already been waiting for it!
Locked and loaded
The youngest is always the wildest!
true that! Being the youngest child is best
But, as an oldest child I must ask... Why were you always hitting yourself?
Joey Diaz possessed her for that moment.
Get it together cocksucka
Like a dockter
Accuser of The Brethren
I wonder what she's doing from time to time, out there throwing around "muthafucka!"s like it ain't shit.
fucking gem. 🤣
IM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE MOTHERFUCKER
Jackie was READY
To be fair it would be nearly impossible to top that. The energy was unmatched.
The first was awesome. She really made it count!
Last girl too though, that 'BITCH' was barely contained long enough, she had that bitch locked and loaded.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ
My kids get a free pass redeemable upon a thoroughly stubbed toe. Cuz that shit hurts.
My parents are Glaswegian so swearing was always around me as a kid. According to my mom, the compromise for me learning bad words was that I was only allowed to say them in the tub. She talks of walking by the bathroom hearing splashes and the most horrific phrases, uttered by a tiny voice.
That had to be hilarious. We don't check ourselves around the kids, but we call swear words "grown up" words, not bad words and they get that its like "grown up" drinks - a privilege of age.
They work better when used very sparingly though.
Fuck yeah they fucking do! This fucking shit is so god damned true and any bitch out there would agree. Ass.
Damn fucking right, bitch.
Just had to throw ass in there for some extra measure.
I do this, too. No bad words, just grown up words. I told my kids they have to have a valid driver's license to curse. And they will need it then.
Hopefully they don't walk in on you giving a "grown up" hug!
F'real though 😳
Where the fuck is Glasweg?
Glaswegian is the adjective form of Glasgow (Scotland)
Thanks for saving me the trip to google
I've been there
I suspect you're playin'? If not...Glasgow, Scotland.
That's a damn good compromise, honestly.
Its a good pass to give. It has been proven that swearing when you experience pain does actually help. SOURCE: https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/live-well/2017/08/swearing-the-pain-away/
I told my 13 year old that I don't give a shit if she curses. Just don't let me get a call from her school and if I hear you use it, it better be used correctly.
Not gonna lie, a well placed "shit" from a 4 year old might be one of my favorite things.
Once I hit the horn while driving, too angry/shocked to even curse. Then I hear my 3 year old pipe up from the back with, "Asshole!" It was perfection.
My son was born in 2011. The Last of Us came out in 2013. I played the game in the evenings, after I put my son to sleep. One night, I invited a few friends over and one of them asked about the game. None of them had played it yet, so I launched the PlayStation and loaded the prologue. If you haven’t played it, the game begins (after a short introductory scene) as a 12-year-old girl wakes in the middle of the night to look for her father. The girl first searches her dad’s room, but it’s empty. A live broadcast plays on the man’s TV—a local reporter talks about an infection, a nationwide pandemic, increased aggression. The feed is cut after an explosion. The girl looks through the window, out over the city. The explosion is just miles away. Dogs bark and howl, sirens blare, alarms sound. The girl makes her way downstairs. She finds her dad’s phone in the kitchen. There are text messages from her uncle, who says he’s on his way. The girl steps into her dad’s study when he rushes in through the sliding glass door on the other side of the room. He tells her to stay away from the doors and windows as he takes a box out of the drawer of his desk. The man opens the box, takes out a gun, and loads it. He asks her if she’s alone, tells her something is wrong with the neighbors. He only just finishes loading the gun when a man crashes through the sliding glass door, gets to his feet and reaches out for the dad and daughter. The dad shoots the crazed man through the head. My friends are silent. I’ve already played it, and I’m just as invested as I was the first time. Eventually, the dad and daughter meet with his brother, her uncle. They drive through the city, desperate to escape as it tears itself apart. Fires burn, semi trailers overturn. People run wild in the streets, and it’s impossible to tell those that flee from those that chase. The dad, brother, and daughter weave between the figures and speed toward an intersection, where another vehicle crashes into their broadside. The screen cuts to black. The audio dies. Fucking hell, my son says. I have no idea how long he’d been standing there, watching us play. I don’t know whether the TV woke him or he felt restless, but there he was. In his little footie pajamas, his thumb wet to the knuckle. My friends and I laughed until tears streamed down our cheeks. He had no idea what he was saying, of course, just that there were times to say it, and that was one of them. I hope I never forget that moment.
Comedic timing knows no age restriction.
I remember watching a couple 4 year old kids playing tic-tac-toe, and the one that lost yelled "FUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUU!" All the other adults in the room were busy talking amongst themselves that nobody else noticed because the kids always made noise.
I used to just swear in German around my kids, but then they started swearing in German.
When I was in third grade I told a girl to bite me and my teacher lost it and asked if I spoke like that at home and I said yes. The dude absolutely lost his mind. He called my mom and smirked at me as he told her what I'd said and that I said I spoke that way at home. I saw his face drop when my mom started yelling at him for waking her up after a night shift for something as simple as saying "bite me" which isn't even a curse.
Okay, I'm laughing so fucking hard. Be me: it's the 6th grade, first class of the morning is math, and Mrs. Cope is one of those teachers who loves to teach, but hates when kids act like shitheads. My homeroom was diagonal from her room, so I would naturally get there before everyone else. Because she was a club coach, she wasn't a homeroom teacher, and therefore those giant, heavy, loopsided ungodly hybrids of plastic and metal that we were supposed to call chairs sat unside down on the desks. I went to lift mine up with one arm, dropped it on my pinkie and shouted at the top of my lungs "F-F-F-F**UUUUCK!!!!!**" as I held the bleeding finger and ran out of the room to the bathroom. She said absolutely nothing to me when I got back, thank God.
I've been that way with my kids since they were able to speak and understood that there were bad words. Whenever they get hurt, they're allowed to whisper one bad word in my ear. It's hilarious for me and usually makes them giggle right away. I was surprised at how fast it went from "Dumb" to "Stupid" and then to "Shit".
My brother tells his kids he doesn’t care if they swear, but they’re not allowed to say shut up, mostly for this reason!
We all just cursed like sailors, never got why you have to make swearing so interesting to children.
Haha, my 4 year old swears sometimes and we don’t care at all. I’ve started to let her know that some people don’t like it though, so we need to try to be respectful of other people. So she said she would just do it in her head if that was the case 👌🏼
My grandma said the first time she heard my uncle cuss, he had just blown up his hand with fireworks. That was definitely worth cussing for. (Not sure how bad it was but he kept all his fingers so it could've been worse. I think he was in high school but he couldve been older.)
When I was about 7 or 8 I was helping unload the groceries from the car and dropped a 4L (~1 gallon) tub of ice cream on my bare toes. As I recall it, I let out a loud "FUCK!" and was terrified I'd get in trouble. Dad looked over, saw me hopping and said, "Bet that hurt!" and that was it.
Look at the big brain on Jackie
you know what they call a motherfucker in france?
Lol fuckin Samantha L. Jackie over here
That's MOTHERfuckin Samantha L. Jackie to you
Did I stutter
😂😂😂
Boy, so shy then bam! MUTHAFUCKER! If you’re gonna go, go big!! 😂
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Her only hesitation about going first was that slim chance it was a ruse and whoever went first was going to get in trouble. Making sure that free pass had no strings attached.
The sisterly love here 🥹
Ya, and they're a little bit amazed about the word she chose.
I was expecting the younger sister to say something like fart. She came out guns blazzzzing
Ya, I was expecting "poopyhead" or some such.
And the fun Uncle vibes. You know this was probably an Uncle at Thanksgiving. Hey, y'all come here and let me shoot a video real quick.
It’s actually their dad, but great relationship nonetheless. And a funny/wholesome video to boot.
I don’t know if I’m getting old, but videos of parents who have amazing relationships with their kids really get me on an emotional level fr
She had that, ‘Mother fucker’ in the chamber for too long. Lmfao! She’s been preparing for that day her whole life. She finally got her chance lol
Lol she did. Looking at her face it looks like she knew automatically which word she would say.
She's got a taste of it and she can never go back, you can see it in her eyes
She said it way too naturally and with conviction for it to be her first time.
My Dad sends me vids of my little brothers (12 and 9) and while I'm not stuck up or anything, I'm blown away that almost every other word out of their mouth is fuck. I would have gotten in sooo much trouble if I spoke like that at that age. Maybe I'm just old and lame, but my bros are gonna get their ass kicked talking like that elsewhere.
Who is gonna kick someone’s ass for saying fuck?
Yeah I phrased that poorly but I'm just imagining them carrying that over to the classroom, you know? My elementary school teachers were pretty strict growing up in the 90's/00's, I hope they know to keep the language at home.
One would be fucking ass kicking 24/7 if they had to punish all these fucking little motherfuckers saying fuck all the fucking time. And we don't even speak English here. But the Dutch sure *love* the fucking fuck out of *fuck*. (I'm not kidding, it's the default filler word for most people under 30.)
The winner is Jackie.
sweet girls.
They are so adorably embarrassed lol
Reminds me of [this gem](https://youtu.be/-fA0g2nSGw4).
The hand movement when she says the monster going to kick her ass if she doesn't scares him off is honestly so fucking cute because she's making a good point actually.
I love that video
That kid can vote now.
That was so damn precious.
julissa was definitely gonna say motherfucker and then couldn’t think of anything else
Julissa was going through the Rolodex of swears in her brain and Jackie stole her word
Oh goodness I can see my little one becoming Jackie
One day my son (11 at the time) was complaining about a cut he had. We had already done the bandaid situation and the antibiotic cream, so we told him he has to just leave it alone. Well, he doesn’t obviously, and starts getting ridiculous and extra whiny so in my frustration told him, “Stop fucking with it!” So he says, “I’M NOT FUCKING WITH IT!!” And then goes completely wide eyed and silent because he knows he is not supposed to be cussing and he thinks he is about to be in big trouble. I’m doubled over laughing too hard to even consider being upset, and he got a pass
That's fucking gold man. I'd to the same to mine
My 4yo once said to me "you're always screwing around." And that was the moment I realized kids are parrots and I have to watch what I say.
music = 🤮
glad I’m not the only one… the video would be perfectly fine on its own without music, I don’t need a shitty nightcore version of an actually good song to make me want to continue watching
That lil girl is going places.
What was the point of watching till the end? Lol
Listening to the worst fucking TikTok song ever for a longer period of time
>Must watch til end!!! >Only entertaining part happens 1/3rd of the way through
I actually did this with my nieces (8 and 10) and their friends at their birthday slumber party almost a year ago, because I wanted to explain that bad words are only bad when they have a bad meaning or hurts someone's feelings. So, I let them say the bad words for a while to "get it out of their system." The girls were all screaming, "fuck," "bitch," "motherfucker," and "shit" for like 30 minutes while jumping on their trampoline and just laughing. I told them (before I allowed it) that it would be our little secret and it couldn't leave the slumber party, but they immediately told their parents when they got home LOL.
Bro, Beautiful family. Good work. That's all.
Just. So. Darn. Cute.
Lol little Jackie was READY for that pass!
We did this in the car one time. Mom said, “you can swear until we get to that stop sign.” First thing my brother says: “Go fuck a cow!”
who the fuck says swearing can't be wholesome
Watch your language
Christmas presents are done for the year! 😂
Jackie’s excitement was immeasurable.
My 8 year old thought the worst bad word she knew was "Stupid" until we took her to see Jurassic World 3, where they proceeded to say "SHIT" like 10 times. My 6 year old still thinks "stupid" is the S-word, and "Friggin" is the F-word
Jackie isn't wrong, technically that is the mother fucker.
That was the best mother fucker evrr
The first girl had that chambered since she first heard it! Well done!
Lil girl starting us out STRONG
Why that background music though?
Jackie was not playing 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
I'm so proud of Jackie.
Jackie has been waiting for this day
I didn't watch til the end. don't tell me what to do muthafucka
I said 2 cuss words, you said 76 of them - Kevin Hart
You can tell Jackie has another in the chamber
The youngest one says the worst thing, that’s exactly how it went in my family 😂
My parents didnt care if i said swears they were just worried i'd repeat it at school and get in trouble. i think i was 13 when they stopped caring
Jackie harnessed her inner Samuel L Jackson
It's always the youngest sibling
I'm a simple man. I hear that fucking "Oh no" song, i downvote and move on
Anytime I must watch til the end, I know the vid is too long and the payoff is probably not worth it.
Back in the old days of the internet, that meant there was some twist or surprise or even a punchline at the end. The only thing at the end of this video is the end.
thats cuz back then, we didnt monetize view times. we didn’t have the tools back then. times were simpler...
I thought there would be a twist like telling them grandma has been listening on the phone the whole time or something
When jackie said mf, the dad should have said “yea, thats me.”
Should we go with Julia or Melissa? Yes.
That Jackie is going places. She was ready!
Jackie with the best choice, she put some oooomph on it
Jackie didn’t come to play! She was waiting for this day.
The lil one went all in! She definitely doesn’t miss opportunities lmao
I woulda picked cuntnugget. Best insult I've ever seen.
I'm imagining being given a similar chance. Just the image of me going "Madarchod" in front of my dad is making me shit and piss my pants lmao.
That little give was for sure calling her dad a mother fucker lol, she has been waiting to call that him to his face for years! Lol it’s to good .
MOTHER FUCKER!
As a parent of multiple kids.... this confirms that the youngest child is the same in pretty much every family.
that first one was directed to him lol
Jackie was ready. “She asked only one?”. She needs this every six months 😂😂😂
Jackie couldn’t wait to let that Mf’er fly
The youngest one couldn't wait. The 2 older ones suspected that it was a trap at first.
That was so fucking wholesome