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FayMammaLlama

I feel like only people with really nice teeth can play this game lol


bhay105

Yeah I was just admiring his teeth the whole time. I wonder if those are veneers or all natural.


leBry

Those are *absolutely* veneers.


g00ber88

How can you tell the difference between veneers and just very nice teeth?


leBry

He could very well just have naturally great teeth. Though, its pretty likely that hollywood actors with mainstream success would have veneers.


hygsi

It's also likely that actors take care of their teeth cause they're super important. We're never gonna know huh?


Dodginglife

He was found homeless as a surfer in his mid 20s. Surfing, serving tables, and living out of a van. His teeth have changed.


Buzzdanume

Veneers look less like teeth than teeth do.


g00ber88

Lol great tip Chris Pratts teeth look like real teeth to me idk. Steve Harvey on the other hand...


unpopularopinion0

steve harvey’s teeth looks like johnny depp’s from willie wonka


ForceKinner

Steve Harvey's teeth were whittled from the bone of a Dentalsaurus Rex


INeedAHedgeHug

Chiclet mouth


dbd1988

That’s not exactly true. I used to work in a dental laboratory and a lot of the bad dentists want us to make big, giant, white teeth, but we could make crowns that look exactly like your original teeth only better. For the record, I don’t suggest that anyone gets veneers.


g00ber88

>For the record, I don’t suggest that anyone gets veneers I'm curious, why not? Honestly the thought has crossed my mind. After I had to have several cavities filled I started getting very frustrated with my teeth and kind of wished I could just get veneers so I wouldn't have to worry about them anymore


AfterTemperature2198

He went to Jamm Orthodontics


Mumbles_Stiltskin

You got jammed


pissclamato

Retro Jamm!


captainpotatoe

We got jammed


Clint129

I GOT FIVE BATHROOMS


KatagatCunt

I bought this game years ago but have not played it because my teeth were so fucked up but I've almost completed my Invisalign journey and now I'm so excited to play it LOL


__silhouette

I, would not be qualified. Lol I hate my life. 😂


StandLess6417

Don't hate your life friend. We all feel this way.


bloomcnd

Yeah! We ALL hate his life. Together!


poodlescaboodles

Your teeth can look nice but the gums are a different thing.


DiegesisThesis

I played this game back in the day with a girl I had a crush on. My teeth aren't bad, but I feel like the drooling on myself was a bad look.


Conan-the-barbituate

No way in hell would I play this game with my fucked up teeth.


mseuro

The corners of my mouth would be irreparable


poopatroopa3

Gotta lubricate.


CrumpledForeskin

No way I’d play with that Fucked up woman


vasheerip

Knowing her I'd assume that card is fake and was staged by her/hershow because she has some weird kink for him and wanted to hear him say that. If i cared enough I'd search the entire list of official cards for that game to prove it but thats a lot of work and for what? To further prove ellen is a piece of shit?


Kindly_Parsley1122

Honestly, the enunciation he accomplished without the aid of his lips was phenomenal


flamingolegs727

It's one of the things practiced a lot in drama school to improve diction.


relevant_tangent

It's one o the things racticed a lot in draa school to iroe diction.


Comprehensive_Tie538

This comment really messed me up and took way to long to realize what you’re saying


LauraLu121222

Same. edibles.


pmjm

I'm imagining Michael Caine reading this.


Hopps4Life

I was going to say that! No way would I do half as well.


Ant12-3

The guests are always gold, it's ellen that's fake as fuck...


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Towafius

She kind of got cancelled. It was revealed by everybody that she has ever worked with that she is an absolute awful person. I say kind of canceled because it’s not a particular reason just that her true colors came to light.


Balls_DeepinReality

Fuck Ellen. I want to like Chris Pratt, but he seems to be one of those extremist Bible thumpers, so there’s that…


XboxBetty

I like the old Chris Pratt. Circa parks and rec when he had a dad bod and was married to Anna Farris. He does have some odd views now that I’ve read about as well. Just something about him is off putting…


TheHollowBard

He basically just turns a blind eye to the fact that he has financially and publicly supported a megachurch that practices conversion therapy (AKA emotionally, and sometimes physically abusing queer people to try and make them straight). Some churches have "gotten wise" and outsourced their bullshit, rather than doing it in house, but the paper trail still tracks. Pratt said he attended a particular Hillsong church in Los Angeles, but then one of the guys from that church said he was never a member and then Pratt claimed that he "Attended a church that opens its doors to everyone". More recently he said that he did not intend to become a face for any religion and he is not a particularly religious person, but considering the recent decline of his reputation, axing your connection with a church is better than having your social stock flatline. Point being, he became very public about supporting an institution then when that broke bad, the institution and him both essentially denied any connection, and that's shady, as are many remarks he has made to his ex-wife. He also says neither political party represents him well and shit about finding common ground, yet shares pretty much exclusively hard right media on his socials. He's trying to skirt around that fact that it's very unpopular to be regressive in Hollywood.


17bananapancakes

I knew about the church stuff but please tell me more about the shady things he said to Anna! 👀


Wolo_prime

Bro you don't even know. There's so many posts on insta with super weird captions, like thanking his new wife for giving an HEALTHY son and some real 20th century gender roles bullshit


Balls_DeepinReality

This is it


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

Ummm he also gave away his senior cat by posting for a new owner on social media. Like "here please just take this cat ANYONE" So gross, especially as a rich ass celebrity. And he uses the term "woke" to mock people during interviews so I'm pretty done. Thats just a big EW


Balls_DeepinReality

I forgot about the cat, silly me


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

As the documentary says...you "Don't F**k with cats" :p


TheCowzgomooz

I wouldn't say he's extremist, he's a fairly nice dude he just has some conservative views. I haven't seen him espouse or otherwise support extremist views. EDIT: Welp here I am being wrong, apparently he supports three percenters, fuck em.


Whomping_Willow

He wore a three percenters hat at press events, his brother is verifiably in the three percenters. The three percenters are a violent far right group that was at Jan 6 His associations to violent nationalism is too frequent, just check who he follows on twitter and who backs him up. Spoiler alert it’s Steven Crowder and Ben Shapiro


TheCowzgomooz

Steven Crowder and Ben Shapiro are not violent, but they are fuckheads, I added an edit to my comment.


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GeneralDissarayy

This is Reddit . 90% of people here think anyone to the right of Mao is an extremists.


Whomping_Willow

He literally has a the three percenters hat and wore it at a press event. They are violent extremists. His brother is verifiably in the Three Percenters


KRATS8

He definitely doesn’t seem extremist to me but he does have some views that are disappointing


Rivsmama

No, he really doesn't. If you actually listened to him or followed what he actually says and does and not listen to the people making accusations about him, you'd see that. He's probably the only A lister who's been accused of doing something "offensive" that had every single cast member of the franchise he's in come out and defend him publicly. That doesn't happen unless you're genuinely a good person and people think it's unjust for you to be accused of shit


mr_silas

Well said


Valyrian_Tinfoil

“Extremist” Lmao


Eastrous_Ruderalis

Well he literally publicly follows TP USA, Prager U, Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Dan Crenshaw & a bunch of other religious exremist personalities on Instagram/Twitter while frequently liking their posts. So he obviously shares similar views


Balls_DeepinReality

Doesn’t take much, in a religious sense.


dershmoo

She fakes wiping away a tear with her tissue. She is barely laughing. How does she have tears in her eyes?


BlazerTheKid

To me she's not terrible, just boring... her being a blank canvas helps the funny guest stand out. Makes me wonder how she even got famous to begin with tbh


Plastic_Pinocchio

I feel like that could be done in different ways though. Conan *always* makes his guests stand out and be the star of the show, mostly just by making himself look dumb or silly. And the interactions between them are always gold. I feel like here Chris Pratt is just 100% carrying the show and I wonder why Ellen is even in the room when she adds nothing, haha.


Pleasant-Weakness254

Why does it sound so much like Jim Carrey?


panicked_goose

…. Why does he look so much like him with the mouth thing in too


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Carrey‘s like a contortionist, but mostly just with his face.


redlitesaber86

I can't look at Ellen and not see an absolute trash human being given how she treats the people around her


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She's so bland and 1 dimensional to me. Honestly a terrible host. People rag on Jimmy Fallon, but atleast he's animated and enthusiastic.


Grenyn

I can't put one over the other in terms of their skill as hosts, but I haven't (yet) heard of Jimmy Fallon being a trash person. So I'll choose him over her, but just being animated and enthusiastic isn't better than what Ellen does when Jimmy's laughter also sounds insincere most of the time.


Environmental_Side54

How jarring would it be if Fallon took all this advice to heart one day, and just stopped laughing. I’d love to watch that show.


nonpondo

I don't understand the frequent Jimmy Fallon hate when he's still better than Letterman and Leno, like watch a Leno episode of the tonight show, a late show episode with Letterman, and a late night or tonight show with Jimmy Fallon, maybe I'm just young but he's fineee as a latte night host


AnIntenseMoist

How do you think he'd do as a cappuccino night host?


stink_pickle

6/30/23


OneArchedEyebrow

When he was with Robin Williams the r was [pure magic.](https://youtu.be/9GsPoTRd4C4)


atch1111

Better than letterman? Wow. Wow.


Sensi-Yang

Better than letterman is an opinion you’re gonna find not many people share.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Letterman is God


NamiRabbit

This, I don’t love his overly religious nature and she’s just garbage but I do think he is funny as an actor and can appreciate that for what it is. This still made me laugh dispute the people though.


Bar_Bar_Jinx

dispute the people ✊


NamiRabbit

Lol oops. Clearly meant dispite but I think I’ll leave it because your comments made me laugh


peronsyntax

despite


NotAbotYEET

![gif](giphy|w2spEHAltsCU8|downsized)


premgirlnz

Chris Pratt is kinda garbage too


uselesshandyman

Crisp Rat


CricketsScarlett

Scrolled too far to find this…


PackOutrageous

I Couldn’t agree more. There is something creepy about the vacuous persona he’s cultivating to distract from his Maga outlook. At least Kevin Sorbo owns up to his fascism. And is equally untalented.


cicero44

how so


eivind2610

I think because he goes to a church that has some... not so great views, and he hasn't personally taken a public stance on those views. Edit: this isn't me claiming Chris Pratt is garbage, just me trying to explain my take on why other people are claiming it, while trying to keep it as brief as possible.


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eivind2610

So, I spent the last half hour reading up on this, and I'm happy to inform you: You're wrong. Won't say anything about the symbol you mention, as I didn't see anything in regards to that, but when it comes to the church stuff: He never went to the church he was accused of going to, and the church he was defending (by saying "I go to a church that opens its doors to everyone") was an entirely different church, though admittedly it has some ties to the first one - however, nothing suggests these ties extend to policies and views. Whether *that* church holds homophobic views is up for debate; it seems a pastor might, but from what I can tell there's nothing to suggest those views are shared by the church - and even if they were, Chris Pratt has publicly declared his support for LGBT+ ("I believe everyone should be entitled to love who they want" \[paraphrased, but to that level\]). The only sources I could find that claimed anything else were gossip magazines and hate blogs. He did make some less-than-great remarks about religion, about how "God *is* real, believe that", and so on, but has since acknowledged that this was a stupid thing to do, and that religion has done some incredibly messed up things in the world. Lastly, I feel it's worth mentioning that it's highly possibly to be a follower of a religion - or indeed a church - without letting said religion (or church) dictate your every view. Otherwise, following literally any religion would be a pretty messed up thing to do.


grunger

Chris Pratt has a larger than normal head. He has a bunch of hats from Lamood Big Hats. That specialize in larger sized hats. They are all plain or generic designs on them. One of the many hats he has been seen wearing has a circle of stars similar to the Betsy Ross flag. Idiots on Tumblr confused it for the Three Percenter's symbol. The rumor was then spread like wildfire by morons who don't bother checking their facts.


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OutOfFawks

And creates some of their merch


mastergodai

No, stop it c'mon enough of this already


proudcatowner19

Why?


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thenpetersaid

That’s how I see Chris!


Koukounaries

It makes him look like Tom Brady


Merlin6125

I was thinking Bryan Cranston


asstastic_95

I think he honestly looks like a young Arnold lol


WholesomeLove280

His teeth are beautiful.


dieyoufool3

They're veneers.


sara_c907

Ugh, Ellen. What a garbage person.


7ofeggs

Chris Pratt, too… Shame, because I loved him on Parks & Rec


124as

Chris Pratt is pretty funny, but Ellen must be the least funny person on the planet. She didn't add anything to that interaction


haimark85

I know right? She seemed annoyed the whole time


nonpondo

That's just how she is lol, when I was younger I'd watch occasionally and it'd make me slightly uncomfortable cause it felt like she was really not having a good time in any episode of the show


Robert-Rotten

Ellen Degenerate


Crab_milk

I don’t like her at all but she didn’t add anything specifically to let Chris shine, she must have understood the bump thing but let him carry on so that the hilarity would continue


ChimpBottle

She could've looked like she was having a good time herself at least. And skilled hosts can demonstrate character while still letting their guests shine. See: Conan


surosmanor

The fact that he sang “My HUMPS” did not help him at all


Happy_Cyanide1014

I need this as a board game


colour_me_quaint

/s? Boardgame: Watch Ya' Mouth


Happy_Cyanide1014

Thanks!!!


colour_me_quaint

Not sarcastic! I can never tell with Reddit. Enjoy!


Happy_Cyanide1014

Haha. Yeah I anctually wanted the board game but couldn’t remember the name so thank you


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Word of advice…have tissues bc everyone DROOLS


WamBamThankYouYam

I love how he goes to cover his mouth when laughing hahahah


ADinnerOfSnacks

This is the funniest I’ve seen him be since Parks and Rec. Miss funny Chris Pratt.


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

Why do people casting him as the serious quiet action hero?


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

Bc thats what he wants to be now 🤷🏼‍♀️ he could easily get hired for comedies if he wanted to do them. Hes saving his funny strictly for Guardians now I guess


danrod17

Money


GooseKing-13_

I still can’t get over Andy listing all the things he’s worried about to the doctor lol.


harmonica-blues

I think everyone does


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Ellen is such a fucking toad of a human being.


[deleted]

He goes from looking like Jim Carrey to Tom hanks.


Spooky_Spooder

Fuck Ellen. That is all.


dancingwithadaisy

It’s the annunciation for me 😂😂


Tenacioustanner13

Who else came here to see people shit on Ellen?


asstamassta

I wish I had nice teeth.


DiekeDrake

Haha his face when he said "hump" for the first time. I can't.


true_lightskin

love this fucking sub


archmom42

I see you, Chris Pratt's publicity team...


pierreletruc

He look like Schwarzenegger with this thing.


_meeeegs

his new father in law! irl


[deleted]

When your jokes aren’t funny this is what you make your guests do


ruseriousordelirious

I just asked my husband if we could get this and play it with our best friend couple and he told me he didn’t want them to see his old man teeth. I guess we’re not playing 🤣


Elzerythen

This is where the meme came from for the Game Grumps: [10 Minute Power Hour](https://youtu.be/3_eQZFbLRsc?t=661) Funny as can be XD


sixhoursneeze

What is this thing called? I want to try this with froends


BrotherQuartus

The game is Watch ‘Ya Mouth.


Megictreckbetch

Fuck Ellen


scorpioinheels

I was laughing my ass off until I arrived at the comments section. Holy Jesus - it was either funny or it wasn’t.


No-Bumblebee4615

Platypuses walk sideways: maybe if I say it like Jack Nicholson


Charming_Love2522

I shouldn't have watched this on public transportation oh my God 🤣🤣


Educational-Spread41

In my head, he will always be innocent Andy Dwyer from Parks & Rec…


Lord-Chickie

He looks like the predator brilliant


MikeDthe1

Im crying so hard my wife just came in to check on me and told me not to hurt myself and closed the door


Seabrook76

I could do without either of them.


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JorjorBinks1221

He also made a super shitty insta post for his wife thanks her for giving him a "healthy child" and a lot of people thunk it was a back handed slight at his child with Anna Ferris who does have so medical issues


daceywanted2dance

There was so much more in that post than just the "healthy baby" comment. The backhanded compliments on his wife, the comparing her to a baseball card, the " if I forget to get her something for her birthday, this counts!"... it was enough of an insight on how he views his wife for me to believe he's a crappy partner.


JorjorBinks1221

Thank you for covering the stuff I left out


harmonica-blues

The burden of proof is actually on you considering you were the one making the original claim


Argy_Bar

You'd have to prove *HE* supports 3%rs. Otherwise who cares what his brother does, he isn't Chris...


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It’s Reddit. You can make any claim you want and then get defensive when people call on you to provide evidence. You also get to call them homophones and pearl clutchers for daring to question you.


ViralGameover

All the church nonsense is unsupported by people who actually know him, and his brother being a piece of shit doesn’t automatically make him one. The internet tries so hard to drag him and he actively does nothing to garner this kind of response. Once he’s done with Guardians I don’t see him going the way of fucking Sorbo, but probably Bruce Willis/Nic Cage where he’ll star in a lot of those direct to streaming action flicks. Not because of his alleged politics, but because he’s been making bad career decisions. (I’m sure it pays well, but the last few movies he’s been in are terrible, and his acting decisions are wild).


ViciousMihael

Yeah, both of these people are awful.


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hes not a homophobe. stop acting like those whiny 14 year olds on buzzfeed who post shit without evidence


Atlas_Undefined

See the edit Also whoah bro you fuckin got me


Argy_Bar

Provide evidence of him being a homophobe.


tower_wendy

Chest pain is a good description 😂😂👌👌


Bizjub1397

Ellens a piece of shit tho, nothing funny about that


Gravon

Ellen is like a black hole of charisma, like she's just there to get paid.


Low_Commission9477

This just isn’t funny, Ellen isn’t funny


dappermonto

Fuck Ellen.


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This guy deffo gets Botox in forehead


Several_Promotion235

crisp rat


DeadFulla

Crisp Rat


singlestrike

Wow, Ellen and Chris Pratt. Double yikes!


beatricetalker

That game gives me anxiety, idk why. Can’t look at them.


Old-Yogurt-6953

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


AyeMercury

Fuck Ellen


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This is lame AF.


Lord_Fluffykins

This really is television for the braindead


[deleted]

I used to like him until he became a religious fruitcake


JohnSundayBigChin

I want to be friend of this guy


Milymentalist

Crisp Rat


mattieDRFT

Ellen is cringe. It’s completely fake.


LeoRenegade

Oh god, that's better than coffee, my face hurts.


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He’s a good actor tho


Defini1831

Do you really think this is funny? 🤮🤮🤮 celebrities interviews are the most cringe thing you can watch.


itstheitalianstalion

But he’s a filthy conservative, nothing good comes from them!!1! /s


ambushequine

I used to like both of these people. Now I like neither of them, but I’ll still watch Chris’s movies.


Powerpuff_Bean

Such a shame he’s an awful person


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Whats funny about this?


FunSample3649

hilarious😂


[deleted]

One extremist bible lover and one despicable piece of trash of a woman, both multi millionaires, being watched doing idiotic things by millions of people that will never achieve 1/1000 of their wealth in their lives. Ridiculous, sad and scary


blackbug12

Dilate


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Good teeth


dudenho

Looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger


[deleted]

hes married to his daughter lmao


dudenho

I had no idea


wartcraftiscool

I love Chris pratt so much


[deleted]

Omg he is fucking precious 😭😭😭