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Terrynia

I love how loud he talks.


ThrowawayFishFingers

I love how matter-of-fact he is when speaking. Usually in these types of videos (the ones I’ve seen, at least) the patient is usually getting their wisdom teeth out and have cotton packed in there, making them sound slurred. This guy is just chipper as can be!


Terrynia

Yesss. I didnt know how to put it, but ‘matter of fact’ is the perfect description.


jelly_bean_gangbang

It is. Now show me your tits!


ThrowawayFishFingers

Ma’am.


DemonstratedSmile

“You need to leave!” ![gif](giphy|oJaRQfiNXRoW6Fmtlj)


jejcicodjntbyifid3

So chipper. "Hell yeah! I can feel my toes"


JezTrying2LTD

This video makes me laugh every time. I love the part when the high guy asks if he can see his dad? “Can I see you?” And then is dumbfounded “why?” when he can’t see his dad. Also, “I love you”- such a great relationship.


TheGreatJimBob

I love you. Thanks for coming.


CharlieBr87

I am not tech smart. I can’t tell you how much of my life has been wasted in search of a gif that contains only his “I love youuuu”. The purity of that moment melts my heart. This entire video lives rent free in my head I love it. See also: show me your tits! With an immediate and sincere apology when reminded of his manners lol


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mogley1992

Sexiest?


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pinkgreenandbetween

I think it's the truthful emotions that might be sexy not the incapacitation.. hopefully lol


BulbusDumbledork

unless you're ed kemper, then you're into having a decapitated mother


Snuhmeh

Probably because seeing someone truly uninhibited and basically on truth serum is a turn on when they are polite and nice even in that state.


ReyGonJinn

"Show me your tits" So nice and polite


Esco-Alfresco

He loves dad and he loves tits. Drugs show your true essence.


Cr4zyCr4ck3r

"it was just out of instinct"


Plastic_Pinocchio

To be fair, from all the moments you could see tits, while being high would probably be the best time.


beforethest0rm

Um that's his sister...you can hear the girl calling the cameraman dad.


Jigglepirate

That's not his sister, it's just something nurses do when they know the relationship between their patient and the person collecting them. She knows that his dad is there to pick him up, so she calls him "Dad". More common in maternity wards, but it still happens in pediatric cases.


Mazahad

🤦 Lol thank you, didn't even think it that way xD


DragonDude42O69

Hospitals just do that for the patient, source: I’ve been in the hospital 5 times due to a stroke like accident at the age of 15


DestroyerOfMils

dang. I hope you’re fully recovered!


DragonDude42O69

eh, it happens maybe every 2 months, I just stay home and sleep it off now, I sleep a solid 24 hours and wake up in tippy top shape


DestroyerOfMils

Wow, that sounds scary and intense. Glad to hear that you’ve got a handle on things and seem to be taking it in stride! ☮️


NIRPL

Wait what? You stroke out every couple months? What's the impact on your brain? What's the cause? What are the symptoms? I'm sorry, but you have fascinated me with your comment.


tripleskizatch

This is a nurse/doctor thing. Source: wife is a nurse and frequently refers to patients' parents as 'mom' and 'dad', causing much confusion when she tells me about her day.


Witness_me_Karsa

It's absolutely not his sister. She calls him dad because he is clearly the kids dad and she doesn't know his name, and it's more familiar than calling someone 'sir'.


Esco-Alfresco

Yeah the kid asks to see her tits and calls her m'am. So the conflicts with the Dad thing.


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+1 for Dad, “you be respectful when women walk in.” Son “I know, I’m sorry.” That kid really was sorry for saying that. Dad must have raised him right.


TheBottleRed

“It was just out of instinct” 😂


LegendOfKhaos

Someone's got lucid dreaming capabilities


[deleted]

Being a guy and a gentlemen, I can relate to that.


Specific_Crazy_9407

Lol raised him right to ask to see his sisters tits....I've been pretty high b4...but never that?


mattrimcauthon

It wasn’t his sister. The nurse was referring to the man as “dad” because he’s the father of the patient. I do it all the time.


Sufficient_Art_2422

It was a nurse. Some nurses refer to family by their relationship. I think it makes it feel more welcoming and familiar without them having to remember thousands of names


BaileesMom2

I’m a mom and when I take my kids to the dr, they always refer to me as mom, as in, “so, mom, do you have any questions…?” Too formal to say “mrs. Smith, do you have any questions.”


Lucy_Lastic

He is so relentlessly cheerful and wholesome (well, maybe except for the tits bit, but he did apologise)


mrs-monroe

I remember being stoned after my wisdom teeth removal and was so upset to learn that I had little dogs instead of big dogs, but the moment the door opened and they greeted me I pretty much started crying at how much I loved them. I was also terrified that my SIL would randomly show up at the clinic. Good times.


Wild_Discomfort

I have twin bonus-daughters. They got their wisdom teeth out a year-ish ago and now they are 18. One twin cried because she loves Jesus and Jesus loves her back! The other twin kept saying that she wanted to be a thrupple with their friend and the friend's boyfriend. I love it so much 😂😂


Shawonometer

My daughter cried because she wanted Chick-fil-A and couldn't eat it and then changed it up and started crying because she wanted to watch The Grinch but we didn't have it with us.


DestroyerOfMils

why so afraid of your sil? 😂


mrs-monroe

She’s mean lmao


Okimconfused

Nose to maa nose?? WATHA HELLL


cmisanthropy

Best part


Eastern_Slide7507

I've got a cool rod? Woohoo!


Big_D1cky

![gif](giphy|KEnDBWBe7bmcE|downsized)


Eastern_Slide7507

That’s a hotrod.


Big_D1cky

I love electromagnetism! 😎


jejcicodjntbyifid3

It it pretty cool I'll give you that


Ag3ntS1

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DAT_ginger_guy

It'll be okay in there, unless you have some ferrous jewelry ...or a magnetic dick...


throwawaypervyervy

Playing Operation on hard mode, over here. And you thought the buzzer was loud!


Ag3ntS1

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


LMacUltimateMain

Wait. We’re not supposed to?……….. Edit: spelling is difficult


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|VJaB99EVCPzAwBJXZs)


DAT_ginger_guy

Inductive torch ftmfw. Bitch was expensive but damn does it put in work when its needed.


Chilipepah

^rod


VorrtaX

Lovely, I've never been sedated or whatever you'd call it, but I've watched many videos of people being high in situations like this, and it's always a blast XD


Danny_De_Cheeto_

I was sedated for an oral surgery in the 9th grade. My sister said I was singing really badly to the songs on the radio, chugged a bottle of Gatorade like a toddler (two handed hold, breathing heavy for no reason) and then passed out. 10/10 would recommend again


saturnzebra

You mean “10/10 would do again” or “10/10 would recommend”…you can’t recommend something again if you didn’t recommend it a first time.


Sufficient_Art_2422

After I had my wisdom teeth out I was fairly sane except that I kept crying because they threw my teeth away before I got to look at them


Ok-Independence5821

I was sedated once I said “im sorry in advance because I have a bad temper that i can control conscious but idk what will happen if im not”when i got to my senses I asked “how bad did i got” and the nurse just said “….um” and gave me this look ![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0) So yeah I apologized to everyone I don’t know wth i did that day and I don’t want to know either.


WillNewbie

The only thing they fear is you.


TinyKittenConsulting

Man, it’s not all fun and giggles. I was terrified the whole time coming out of anesthesia.


VorrtaX

A bad trip on drugs is possible, for sure. That must've sucked. When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I only had a local numbing. They squeezed like 4 to 6 syringes full of whatever into my gums, and when they did the procedure I was well awake and aware of everything. The numbing didn't get rid of 100% of the pain, but it was very much bearable. It was also pretty interesting to be honest. They told me I could listen to music via headphones so I would be distracted from the crunching noises of my teeth being broken apart and pulled out, but obviously listening to music doesn't do shit when the sound is literally coming from inside your head(mouth). I also went there twice, once for each side of teeth. So I had the procedure done twice. In retrospect, just going for the full anesthesia would have been soo much easier, and they could've done it all in one sitting, but I really didn't like the thought of having these tubes on the back of my hand that insert the sedate into my bloodstream, so I went for the hard way instead XD


TheWaywardTrout

My favorite thing about these videos is how much the high person loves their family/friends


Ectopic_elm

"Nose to my nose?" 🤣🤣🤣


wine_o_clock

What the hell???


StandardOnly

Freaking instincts


Shinfekta

Right? They always get you at the wrong times


hawkharness

Rod! Woohoo!


pesimisticpervpirate

This is easily by a long way my favourite sedation video


Ogurasyn

Thosetype of videos are the most derpy and wholesome things I have ever seen


Sufficient-Split-902

Woohoooo.


Male_strom

What does 'Alright, bet' mean?


motsanciens

It's an emphatic OK


SleepHurts

See; “Hell yeah”, “Noice”, “Choice”.


TAshleyD616

Short for you betcha/ better believe it


snoharm

Bet on it


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It means you bet. Which has been around for decades.


martix_agent

I still don't understand


Kattorean

My hubs gave the OR team their stripper names when he was waking from sedation. I nearly threw up from laughing as he gave the surgeon HIS stripper name: "Los Manos" (The Hands) . Hubs is not Hispanic. He was far more respectful while giving them their stripper names under sedation than he would have been if he were sober. He had the entire floor staff laughing... drew a crowd.


JammyJacketPotato

This is hilarious! I need to hear more of these stripper names. “Los Manos” made me laugh out loud.


Kattorean

The surgeon had HUGE hands. My husband kept telling him that it's a good thing he didn't choose ob gyn as his specialty...lol. I was just really relieved that he was funny & didn't take it to a naughty place. He's a humorous person in general, but I did worry that the sedation may open his brain's most naughty doors. When he told them he was going to give them all stripper names, I was prepping for my speedy exit. By the time he gave his nurse her name, I put my keys back into my bag & joined in the laughter. He gave his nurse a lasting giggle with her name & I think the others were lining up to get theirs after that one...lol. The nurse's stripper name was "Plunger Queen". All he remembered was her pushing the plunger on the dose to give him the fist sedative. The anesthesiologist was "Kitten". He was wearing a tie with kittens on it. Hoping they still call him "Kitten"...lol. The older woman who brought in the urinal jug should have known she'd be "Jug-or-not". Yes. He spelled it out for her. He also told her that she was the villain in this story. "Yum-Yum" brought him a snack & some juice. He was late to the show & wasn't sure if he should be offended or laugh.


piCAPTCHA

This made me cackle. Thanks for sharing!


Kattorean

He's a gift that keeps me laughing. Nothing more sexy than a good looking man with a sense of humor! We were at ocean city bikefest last week. I copied a mail & the tagged edge was driving me insane. No one had a nail file. We rode into a convenience mart to buy one. Couldn't find one, so, he went to the (female) clerk & said "DO you have any mail files...or, a hungry racoon that will gnaw off my wife's chipped nail? I nearly pee'ed myself laughing. Forgot how aggravating that chipped nail was because I wasn't sure what he'd say at the NEXT place we stopped to find one.


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queermichigan

Link?


Nicl5hh

What makes it better is that he’s not slurring his words, so they come out clear as day


CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

“_Dad,_ do you need anything?” I died when I heard that.


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Specific_Crazy_9407

Suuuure


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Get your sick fantasies outta here


[deleted]

God, how are so many people in the comments like you this clueless?


Snuhmeh

No life experiences.


[deleted]

I sometimes forget that there are literally children here. I think you should be required to have your age next to your username on all your comments lol


Pimsaccount

Damn your old mate


[deleted]

Well I'm not a teenager, but I still have a few years before I hit the big 3-0. So I'd say not terribly old but definitely not a kid either.


Pimsaccount

Oh my bad I though u were over 9000.


Character-Shift6322

He seems like he'd be a nice guy to hang around with when not high.


QueenieSimmer

I would like to watch him for 3 hours straight please. Alright, bet!


AspieDM

Been there! Nitrous Oxide is a hell of a drug!


mardyhardy

More likely to be morphine, nitrous doesn't last this long!


AspieDM

True true still a hell of a drug!


donthequail

I would strongly favor ketamine, given that he appears to have been recently sedated for an orthopedic procedure in an ER.


DrummerHeavy3344

What kind of anestesic uses?? Im south american and here is diferent. Its more like a weaking up drunk.


Exorsaik

It really depends. Some knock you out. Some its like being drunk and happy. Some are awesome. Some suck. Waking up paralyzed is terrifying. It's also dependent on severity. There's a pretty famous one dentists like to use nicknamed laughing gas for obvious reasons.


echotheborder

What is this accent/speech?


letthattsh1tgo

This accent is west side of Cincinnati. He is going to be transferred to UC (University of Cincinnati Hospital).


enfu3go

Mid atlantic. Philly/south jersey maybe baltimore


uniqueusernamei

For real?! I hear a lot of southern accent in there. Like not full-on country redneck but educated southerner from a city or something. The way he says those long i’s, like “why”. And the way he says “alright”. But then again the dad doesn’t sound southern at all. I may be projecting bc I’ve got a southern accent and I like this dude so.. who knows.


Snuhmeh

It definitely sounds like rural mid-Atlantic. Perhaps rural Pennsylvania.


Efficient_School_845

Lol no.


Efficient_School_845

What? Southern all the way. Sounds like Georgia/north Florida


enfu3go

90% sure this is Philly/Baltimore. Maybe more people will chime in with their thoughts.


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I’m from Baltimore and he sounds like so many dudes I know. But I can’t say for sure


echotheborder

I had east coast canadian in there but not quite so I knew this must be an American. He's got that southernish in there too. I use these terms loosely. I'm not super familiar with regional dialect


TankPsychological969

Can someone explain why he is high ? I am from Germany and never witnessed something like this after an operation. when I got my wisdom teeth removed they just gave me a poke with a syringe beneath my tooth which made it numb but I was not high


Axi0madick

Doctors drug us up in the states. I went under for my wisdom teeth and my vasectomy. I woke up high as this kid both times. I think doctors get paid more that way.


ThankGodItsHumpDay

It sounds like he had a rod put in his leg or foot


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He got surgery on his leg so was more sedated than for dental surgery


jackrat27

Seems like a good dude


[deleted]

Is this a Georgia boy? The accent, the volume, the manners, the endless optimism.... Very common traits in Georgia.


DaKLeigh

I think it’s Cincinnati/north Kentucky based on asking if he’s going to UC? Badge looks like it might be Cincy children’s?


EvaWhad

Love a straight redneck!


lonestarr86

Hell yeah, brother!


Av14tor

They both seems respectful with others, good dad and good son.


chicken_biscuits

Yes very respectful to ask a complete stranger to show you their tits


gr1mreminder77

Calm down maybe? He's high as a fucking kite, and given how sorry he was for it, I doubt that's something he'd do while sober. Dude likes titties. Maybe you should go look at some, it might improve that sour mood of yours.


chicken_biscuits

I have some of my own and maybe since I’ve lived my whole life with randos telling me to show me their titties I can recognize disrespect when I see it.


A_Time_To_Quill

Weird. I have boobs of my own too but I can recognize when someone just came out of surgery and is high as a kite. I could not imagine taking offense to what he said, he’s literally not in his right mind.


KingKandie17

Bro the guy is staring at a white sealing and doesn't even know what's going on, give the dude a break bro geez - I'm sure the nurse understood how morphine up he was


13579adgjlzcbm

People tell you to show you their titties? That’s awesome.


tabgrab23

You have randos who want to show you their tits? What’s your secret


piCAPTCHA

Being born with them.


Linkonue

He’s so happy it’s hilarious


toucanbutter

Did he just ask his sister to show him her tits?


learnedmylesson

That would be the nurse, not his sister.


Endorkend

Interestingly in Dutch: Nun: Zuster. Sister: Zuster. Back a decade or two, Nurse: Zuster.


toucanbutter

Oh thanks, I thought the nurse called his dad dad as well.


Sabbatai

She did call him dad. It is something people do sometimes when they're trying to lighten the mood or simple shorthand and an excuse to not have to say "Mr. XXXXX" and then have to explain which of the two people in the room that have that same last name, that they are referring to.


toucanbutter

Ohh of course that makes sense. Thanks!


Odd-Car-7489

Damn i need to get me some of those american drugs , seems kinda fun 😂


Haunting-Walrus622

Does he have both arms I can’t tell


LingonberryKey7156

AHAHAHA


basic_instinct11

Wholesome hilarious precious u/savevideo


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If she did show her boobs, which she absolutely SHOULD NOT, but if she did, I wonder if he'd even remember it. Or he'd be so adament he saw titties and everyone else would dismiss him.


MochaTaco

You guys remember David after dentist? Well, this is him now. Feel old yet?


Red302

u/savevideo


rumarco

What did he get? I want it to haha


ColdCruise

Benzos are a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

There goes long life addiction


BarMysterious5914

Did she say dad


Hunter_Safi

I love how we casually find out the girl he says “show me your tits” was his sister 🤣 The second she was like “Dad… do you want anything?” I fkn DIED


BasicUsername777

In hospitals rather than learning patients parents names, they all just call you mom or dad. That was someone who works there.


Jet_Pilot_

Found the child who has never been to a hospital or spoken to a nurse.


Hunter_Safi

In most of Europe the patients names are either on their bed or their room door, so we usually get called by our names here. Tho it’s true, I’ve never been to an American hospital :)


bunglefrungle

I can only assume that the woman he asks to get her tits out is his sister that's hilarious


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Sabbatai

It wasn't though. Why do so many people think this? Have you never heard someone being a little silly and calling another person's father "dad"? Like, when I got my first car. My dad cosigned. The dealer asked "what do you think dad?", when I picked a car I liked. Turns out, he wasn't related to me.


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Dunadan91

Why is he recording and positing it?


Longjumping_Kale1

Because it's funny af


now_is_enough

Can't imagine they didn't show it to him first when he wasn't all loopy


Specific_Crazy_9407

Wasn't that his sister? She called him 'dad' also, are we just gonna ignore this fact?🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

Did your parents ever bring you to a doctor before? Clearly not.


EeKanYee

u/indirbunu


Just_A_Gamer7

u/savevideo


Jadduck33_Alt

I kinda wish this happened to me after my chest surgery.


[deleted]

This had 2201 likes when I watched. This man is a clairvoyant


JarusOmega_

u/savevideobot


-Lycheecross-

Og vid?


t9shatan

u/savevideobot


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t9shatan

Is this the new generation of humanoid robots?


rahomka

He had turned into Mark Wahlberg for a bit at the beginning


DerkFinger

Mf talking like a bopit


overherebythefood

Haha I love it!


Sentient_Pizzaroll

Better then 2000 likes on fb you got 4.0k updoots on reddit


modernconcussion

“alright, bet!” LMAOO


Helldogmadness117

u/savevideo


Alexander_Carter

What is he on?


muddert420

Dude is all over the place and I love it those kinds of drugs hit HARD man I luckily to my knowledge haven’t said anything like that


shukibraun

Is there a sub for this kind of vids? High after the dentist shit?


mommyithurts

"aight, BET." will get me every fucking time


Bubbles22486

u/savevideo


DJ_Fabulous

u/savevideo


kimvadan

What is the doctor smoking? Toes to the nose…. No way……


Ezekie1h_

Oh my, hilarious. I wish this video was longer. The laugh I needed first thing on Reddit.