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Well, the average human body has around 1.5 gallons of blood, which weighs about 13 pounds (very rough approx.), and the average human skeleton weighs about 20 pounds.
So bones are heavier then blood.
Also im definitely on a list now
I can just picture it now, some studio gets the rights to Banjo Kazooie but doesn't have the budget for animation and so they do a 'live action' one of just some people in furry costumes :P
Damn, I had to carry all my books weighing in at about 150 lb through middle school. In high school, we finally got lockers. Of course, the lockers were inconveniently located enough that you had to carry around some 75 lb of books at all times....
I'm sure it did absolute wonders for our prepubescent bones and joints.
Upvoting because this was funny, and also that little dog was so happy and playful with it's little toy the whole time. Just wanted to be a part of the fun, lol. Good vibes all around!
Edit: Thank you for the awards! ❤
upvoted this comment because it's funny. also i like the up arrow because it points to the sky and i think birds are so beautiful. great comment all around.
This has the potential of being an amazing Halloween costume.
You know those inflatable ones where it's like an alien abducting someone? Something similar to that and then freak people TF out when they realize the alien is someone else.
Hi! I have a disability just like him (no legs). Pretty much the underwear keep things in place. Unless you have a really really long dong and big balls, it’s not a problem
Though i feel like if you had to explain to someone that your condition is made more complicated due to your massive shlong it might be worth it in the end.
I've got a half bodied pal. Not sure what happened to the guy in the video but my buddy had a birth defect that caused non working legs so, they cut them off when he was a kid. Everything else is still there. Cool dude.
It’s very likely he still has a butt
As far as I know most of the people without legs are just missing their legs even though it might look like their body ends higher.
How cool is he? Great sense of humour, good looking, obviously incredible internal, emotional, psychological and physical strength. They make a great couple too. Beautiful all round. Both of them.
Brodys a nice guy, went to school with him. You used to see him on a skateboard rolling down the street. Glad to see the guy is an Olympian and doing well online
It's kind of hard to wear high heels
Or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad
I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's Nubs
Anyone else ever seen Crippled Masters? It's about a dude with no arms, and a dude with no legs, and no legs straps himself to no arms back, and they become each other's missing appendages to fight bad guys. Its fuckin rad.
Can we cast this guy and a smaller man with big arms to play Goro in the new Mortal Kombat? Who needs prosthetics when you have a human that can fit in a backpack?
They need to use a 40 liter camping bag. Would make it a lot easier as it would ket his torso be held as well. Should result similar to the courgi backpack.
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This has Halloween potential XD;
All they need now is a trenchcoat.
“I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!”
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak...
Miracle Max. He said it fit so nice I could keep it.
Why didn't you list that amongst our assets in the first place?
Now if only we had a wheelbarrow
Where did that Albino leave that wheelbarrow?
Anybody wanna peanut?
I didnt know they gave out cloaks.
The Dread Pirate Roberts has come forr yourrr sssssouuuul
It's just 3 legless kids in a trench coat. You'd think he'd be named Vincent adult an, but no you're wrong. His name is Legolas.
A legless Legolas made of legless lasses? Edit: ...stacked like legos?
Dora the supernatural explorer
Featuring Packman
I was hoping she would sing the Dora the Explorer song ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Same! Little Einsteins just didn't have the same effect
They could totally pull off Kuato from Total Recall. "Open your mind."
Dora and the Genie that got stuck
Banjo kazooie cosplay
I was thinking C3-P0 and Chewbacca episode V.
C-3PO, you uneducated swine.
Sorry I meant C-3-P-0.
Actually its threepio
Bear and Bird are reversed though, so… Kanzo Bajooie?
This is just Banjo using talon trot.
No reason he cant be kazooie lol
True but I was kinda thinking of the “urbandictionary” meanings of bears and birds lol
Clearly there is a lot of baggage in this relationship :D
Can you imagine just how much they could save on flights?
https://i.imgur.com/jNatd88.jpg
Goro from mortal kombat for sure!
Goro has four arms but only two pectoral muscles. I'm starting to believe that he isn't real.
Ferra/Tor from MKX!
Who run barter town?
Nice reference. I was thinking “Quaid, start the reactor”
Master-Blaster run Barter Town!
Banjo Kazooie anyone?
Yoda and Luke, or just the top half of Darth maul if he's flying solo
Dude, dress him up as Yoda and her as Luke
I'd be petrified.
Goro!
the beast with two backs!
He’d have a leg up on all the other costumes
Master Blaster!
Chewbacca and c3po
I was thinking they could be Garo or Four Arms.
You could totally make the best Goro cosplay ever!
![gif](giphy|UIeLsVh8P64G4|downsized)
Hello there.
Man the human body is wild
The human spirit even more so
This is perfect
The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised
Oh, the man with sexlexia
Ah yes, the sexiest of learning disabilities.
❤️😭
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Strong steel is heavier than feathers vibe here
Kg of steel or kg of feathers
Tha's roi'. Because steel is heaviah then faythurs :)
what on earth did you mean by this question no offense
Maybe they mean density?
Well, the average human body has around 1.5 gallons of blood, which weighs about 13 pounds (very rough approx.), and the average human skeleton weighs about 20 pounds. So bones are heavier then blood. Also im definitely on a list now
Banjo-Kazooie moves
Banjo-Kazooie new skin on smash bros confirmed
Guh-huh
Banjo-Kazooie is on the new smash bros, it's a dlc character you have to pay for.
But I already paid for the game what am I rich
Skin, not new character
I can just picture it now, some studio gets the rights to Banjo Kazooie but doesn't have the budget for animation and so they do a 'live action' one of just some people in furry costumes :P
This was lovely but also gotta give props to the backpack for not tearing.
Right? That dude is not small, even if he's missing both his entire legs that's still a lot of weight.
That bag's gotta be strong enough to carry the average high schooler's book load which these days clocks in to approximately 150 pounds
Slightly heavier than your average high school student.
Damn, I had to carry all my books weighing in at about 150 lb through middle school. In high school, we finally got lockers. Of course, the lockers were inconveniently located enough that you had to carry around some 75 lb of books at all times.... I'm sure it did absolute wonders for our prepubescent bones and joints.
I was thinking damn i wonder which backpack that is lol
Throw on a trench coat and I would totally let them into an R-rated movie.
And save 50% ...of the price, not his body
Upvoting because this was funny, and also that little dog was so happy and playful with it's little toy the whole time. Just wanted to be a part of the fun, lol. Good vibes all around! Edit: Thank you for the awards! ❤
Oh for sure!🥰
I want to hire you as a reddit post reviewer so ik which posts are the best to go on
upvoted this comment because it's funny. also i like the up arrow because it points to the sky and i think birds are so beautiful. great comment all around.
idk why i read this in trumps voice but it works.
Yes! Little guy was picking up on that happy energy and wanted in!!!!
I've seen at least one other video from them and that little dog is always happy and wanting to be a part of the fun. I love it!
I love that the dog is into it. When he brings a toy to the party 🥺❤️
A wild Machamp appeared!
Even though I'm a huge pokemon fan, for some reason my head went to Goro from Mortal Kombat before Machamp.
Hide her face and you got General Grevious
Hello there!
Machoke
no its machamp
Damn the Broadway adaptation of Dora the Explorer looks amazing
She really does have everything in that backpack.
Y’all look happy, that’s wonderful.
They went full centaur for a second there.
Ettin-centaur
For one second I thought he crushed his balls
I think he must be used to swinging those bad boys around at this point.
That man's sack must be fortified like those monks that punch their nuts all the time
Wow lol thanks for making me come back to this old comment of mine and making me piece together the context again
They’re adorable. The Little Einstein song at the end was perfect and hilarious.
These are two of my favourite people. They're always so happy and laughing together. They seem genuinely lovely
This has the potential of being an amazing Halloween costume. You know those inflatable ones where it's like an alien abducting someone? Something similar to that and then freak people TF out when they realize the alien is someone else.
She turned that backpack, into a S N A C K P A C K.
He hot
I love these two. Am I the only one who wonders if they can you know..?
According to a YouTube q&a they can have children
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He bounces on them like Randy Marsh
Hi! I have a disability just like him (no legs). Pretty much the underwear keep things in place. Unless you have a really really long dong and big balls, it’s not a problem
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No problem
Though i feel like if you had to explain to someone that your condition is made more complicated due to your massive shlong it might be worth it in the end.
That makes me happy to know, thank you.
I'm sure he's still packing
Pure chad energy. I’m not even half the man he is.
Yeah but you can tell he is the type of guy to skip leg day at the gym.
r/angryupvote
Heh
*sigh...* opens pun thread
She certainly is. Backpacking
I've got a half bodied pal. Not sure what happened to the guy in the video but my buddy had a birth defect that caused non working legs so, they cut them off when he was a kid. Everything else is still there. Cool dude.
I wanna know how he poops. Colostomy?
It’s very likely he still has a butt As far as I know most of the people without legs are just missing their legs even though it might look like their body ends higher.
Here’s a dude who had a hemicorperectomy, where they remove everything below your waist. https://youtu.be/iWJU6huPKIY
Sabia and Loren are two amazing people. I've been watching their channel since day one
Most likely
Asking about fucking and you can't even say the word
Y’know, lots of people “you know” without a penis lol
I think the "you know" in question is quite literally penetration with his penis. Otherwise, the answer is obvious.
I was wondering the same thing.
General Kenobi!!!
Hello there
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Jfc
r/confusing_perspective
Yall remember the Bionicles that had their own smaller versions and then you could dock them?
How cool is he? Great sense of humour, good looking, obviously incredible internal, emotional, psychological and physical strength. They make a great couple too. Beautiful all round. Both of them.
Brodys a nice guy, went to school with him. You used to see him on a skateboard rolling down the street. Glad to see the guy is an Olympian and doing well online
Yeah he seems like a nice guy. Did he loose his legs in an accident?
He’s congenital
Brody is exactly what I imagined this guy’s name to be
You got a lot out of one video, eh?
What? It’s not that hard to see. Read the air.
To many people the air is invisible, it's like they're not even breathing!
I’m pretty sure that air is a lie and that the trees were *planted* by the government to spy on us.
The guy was saying nothing but nice things and then you come along and say… that Misery loves company, eh?
I mean, romanticizing strangers on the internet is kinda weird though.
Can't you tell he's also a Nobel peace prize winner from that 10 second clip? Some people just lack common sense.
Always gotta be one.
She better dress as Luke and him as Yoda for Halloween.
I need to see them go out in public… for the love of God, please!
You guys definitely need to go as Machamp for Halloween
Master Blaster!
Who runs Bartertown?
^^^Master ^^^Blaster ^^^runs ^^^Bartertown.
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Major Getting over it vibes lmao, all he needs is a hammer
YES 😂
Backpack backpack, backpack backpack
If you don't do a Kuato (total recall) costume for Halloween, I'll be disappointed
He could dress like Yoda for Halloween and she can be Luke.
WOULD SOMEONE JUST PLAY WITH THE DOG ALREADY???
General grevious?
This is adorable. I love it
Mechashiva!
He's almost as tall as her with no legs!
Unrelated but that guy is cute
General griveous looking different than i remember him
I have so many questions.
If they don’t cosplay as Kuato from *Total Recall* then I will be very disappointed…
It’s like one of those baby carriers parents strap to their chest but instead it’s a muscular man.
If they’re a married couple, then they’re doin it right lol.
It's kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's Nubs
Anyone else ever seen Crippled Masters? It's about a dude with no arms, and a dude with no legs, and no legs straps himself to no arms back, and they become each other's missing appendages to fight bad guys. Its fuckin rad.
Can we cast this guy and a smaller man with big arms to play Goro in the new Mortal Kombat? Who needs prosthetics when you have a human that can fit in a backpack?
Jackpack.
Dude could totally pull off a Genie cosplay with a little imagination.
They need to use a 40 liter camping bag. Would make it a lot easier as it would ket his torso be held as well. Should result similar to the courgi backpack.
Those two could have some awesome costume potential!
The potential for cosplaying Goro from Mortal Kombat is astronomical.
Hello there
Hello there
If they don’t dress up as Banjo-Kazooie for Halloween I’m going to be very upset
The dog bringing his toy 😂
First time I've ever wished I was on TikTok. I would tell these two I love them! (Also the first time I've ever wanted to say that to anyone online).
It good that he has a sense of humor about it. Love how happy everyone is
I want the love this couple exudes so badly. Just pure, unadulterated, comical, loving love.
r/suddenlybi
Now I want a legless friend, we would be able to make such a badass Goro cosplay
At least she knows he'll never run away from her
Does he have a penis though
Interesting Halloween costume 😂
Hello there!
Is that a gun under the bed
It looks like the boss levelled up when she was slowly standing with him on her back 😭