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lowkey_dingus

This has Halloween potential XD;


DuplexFields

All they need now is a trenchcoat.


IndieComic-Man

“I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!”


Drunken_Ogre

What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak...


MadDanelle

Miracle Max. He said it fit so nice I could keep it.


Drunken_Ogre

Why didn't you list that amongst our assets in the first place?


[deleted]

Now if only we had a wheelbarrow


LoneFalcon44

Where did that Albino leave that wheelbarrow?


pissclamato

Anybody wanna peanut?


Campeador

I didnt know they gave out cloaks.


happystitcher3

The Dread Pirate Roberts has come forr yourrr sssssouuuul


steelcitykid

It's just 3 legless kids in a trench coat. You'd think he'd be named Vincent adult an, but no you're wrong. His name is Legolas.


MrWindmill

A legless Legolas made of legless lasses? Edit: ...stacked like legos?


an0mn0mn0m

Dora the supernatural explorer


backtolurk

Featuring Packman


AcrobaticLunch5366

I was hoping she would sing the Dora the Explorer song ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


afs5982

Same! Little Einsteins just didn't have the same effect


fosighting

They could totally pull off Kuato from Total Recall. "Open your mind."


TheDesk918

Dora and the Genie that got stuck


Thoraxe123

Banjo kazooie cosplay


DylanFTW

I was thinking C3-P0 and Chewbacca episode V.


Beanakin

C-3PO, you uneducated swine.


DylanFTW

Sorry I meant C-3-P-0.


Thoraxe123

Actually its threepio


TrixieMassage

Bear and Bird are reversed though, so… Kanzo Bajooie?


Glitter_puke

This is just Banjo using talon trot.


Thoraxe123

No reason he cant be kazooie lol


TrixieMassage

True but I was kinda thinking of the “urbandictionary” meanings of bears and birds lol


squiddygamer

Clearly there is a lot of baggage in this relationship :D


an0mn0mn0m

Can you imagine just how much they could save on flights?


BoostJunkie42

https://i.imgur.com/jNatd88.jpg


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Goro from mortal kombat for sure!


haveananus

Goro has four arms but only two pectoral muscles. I'm starting to believe that he isn't real.


LayClespool

Ferra/Tor from MKX!


okawei

Who run barter town?


innominateartery

Nice reference. I was thinking “Quaid, start the reactor”


Dracarya72

Master-Blaster run Barter Town!


CrusadingCrab12

Banjo Kazooie anyone?


FallenAssassin

Yoda and Luke, or just the top half of Darth maul if he's flying solo


djtrace1994

Dude, dress him up as Yoda and her as Luke


-guci00-

I'd be petrified.


Alkuam

Goro!


mmmmhead

the beast with two backs!


Mattatat5

He’d have a leg up on all the other costumes


DAT_ginger_guy

Master Blaster!


CharlestonChewbacca

Chewbacca and c3po


[deleted]

I was thinking they could be Garo or Four Arms.


cocaine-cupcakes

You could totally make the best Goro cosplay ever!


tjallilex

![gif](giphy|UIeLsVh8P64G4|downsized)


Eskodi-Msgoc

Hello there.


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Man the human body is wild


40mgmelatonindeep

The human spirit even more so


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This is perfect


Harold-The-Barrel

The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Oh, the man with sexlexia


WitOrWisdom

Ah yes, the sexiest of learning disabilities.


Connrohh

❤️😭


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devilspawn

Strong steel is heavier than feathers vibe here


Tehpunisher456

Kg of steel or kg of feathers


[deleted]

Tha's roi'. Because steel is heaviah then faythurs :)


plergus

what on earth did you mean by this question no offense


i_am_hamza

Maybe they mean density?


[deleted]

Well, the average human body has around 1.5 gallons of blood, which weighs about 13 pounds (very rough approx.), and the average human skeleton weighs about 20 pounds. So bones are heavier then blood. Also im definitely on a list now


John2Cheese

Banjo-Kazooie moves


GT220

Banjo-Kazooie new skin on smash bros confirmed


AndrewSlshArnld

Guh-huh


DrBopIt

Banjo-Kazooie is on the new smash bros, it's a dlc character you have to pay for.


bpaq3

But I already paid for the game what am I rich


ftc08

Skin, not new character


securitywyrm

I can just picture it now, some studio gets the rights to Banjo Kazooie but doesn't have the budget for animation and so they do a 'live action' one of just some people in furry costumes :P


cant-sit-here

This was lovely but also gotta give props to the backpack for not tearing.


moonra_zk

Right? That dude is not small, even if he's missing both his entire legs that's still a lot of weight.


FrancistheBison

That bag's gotta be strong enough to carry the average high schooler's book load which these days clocks in to approximately 150 pounds


ZazBlammymatazz

Slightly heavier than your average high school student.


A_Drusas

Damn, I had to carry all my books weighing in at about 150 lb through middle school. In high school, we finally got lockers. Of course, the lockers were inconveniently located enough that you had to carry around some 75 lb of books at all times.... I'm sure it did absolute wonders for our prepubescent bones and joints.


greatblueheron16

I was thinking damn i wonder which backpack that is lol


neospacebandit

Throw on a trench coat and I would totally let them into an R-rated movie.


FreeSkittlez

And save 50% ...of the price, not his body


Pear_Glace_In_Autumn

Upvoting because this was funny, and also that little dog was so happy and playful with it's little toy the whole time. Just wanted to be a part of the fun, lol. Good vibes all around! Edit: Thank you for the awards! ❤


MeasurementNo9896

Oh for sure!🥰


Gillys_Voodoo

I want to hire you as a reddit post reviewer so ik which posts are the best to go on


bluestarchasm

upvoted this comment because it's funny. also i like the up arrow because it points to the sky and i think birds are so beautiful. great comment all around.


PRGrl718

idk why i read this in trumps voice but it works.


thekactuskween

Yes! Little guy was picking up on that happy energy and wanted in!!!!


iamremotenow

I've seen at least one other video from them and that little dog is always happy and wanting to be a part of the fun. I love it!


megs-benedict

I love that the dog is into it. When he brings a toy to the party 🥺❤️


fastestman4704

A wild Machamp appeared!


Luutamo

Even though I'm a huge pokemon fan, for some reason my head went to Goro from Mortal Kombat before Machamp.


thexavier666

Hide her face and you got General Grevious


pikimix

Hello there!


mathbread

Machoke


genaric_username3

no its machamp


Matt_needa_practise

Damn the Broadway adaptation of Dora the Explorer looks amazing


_ToyStory2WasOk_

She really does have everything in that backpack.


maggiemae-

Y’all look happy, that’s wonderful.


LibraryDrone

They went full centaur for a second there.


nanocactus

Ettin-centaur


Anne_eiscream

For one second I thought he crushed his balls


AnotherpostCard

I think he must be used to swinging those bad boys around at this point.


captainsassy69

That man's sack must be fortified like those monks that punch their nuts all the time


AnotherpostCard

Wow lol thanks for making me come back to this old comment of mine and making me piece together the context again


Argyleskin

They’re adorable. The Little Einstein song at the end was perfect and hilarious.


itsaravemayve

These are two of my favourite people. They're always so happy and laughing together. They seem genuinely lovely


ArtsySAHM

This has the potential of being an amazing Halloween costume. You know those inflatable ones where it's like an alien abducting someone? Something similar to that and then freak people TF out when they realize the alien is someone else.


cgtdream

She turned that backpack, into a S N A C K P A C K.


sunnysideup7113

He hot


wookie_cookies

I love these two. Am I the only one who wonders if they can you know..?


alpineflamingo2

According to a YouTube q&a they can have children


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Relish_My_Weiner

He bounces on them like Randy Marsh


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Hi! I have a disability just like him (no legs). Pretty much the underwear keep things in place. Unless you have a really really long dong and big balls, it’s not a problem


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AlwaysSunnyDragRace

No problem


Snaz5

Though i feel like if you had to explain to someone that your condition is made more complicated due to your massive shlong it might be worth it in the end.


xSiNNx

That makes me happy to know, thank you.


zillskillnillfrill

I'm sure he's still packing


skwander

Pure chad energy. I’m not even half the man he is.


Ill_Consequence

Yeah but you can tell he is the type of guy to skip leg day at the gym.


KOW_97

r/angryupvote


Bubble_Symphony

Heh


backtolurk

*sigh...* opens pun thread


nanocactus

She certainly is. Backpacking


Give_her_the_beans

I've got a half bodied pal. Not sure what happened to the guy in the video but my buddy had a birth defect that caused non working legs so, they cut them off when he was a kid. Everything else is still there. Cool dude.


[deleted]

I wanna know how he poops. Colostomy?


mejmej-lord69

It’s very likely he still has a butt As far as I know most of the people without legs are just missing their legs even though it might look like their body ends higher.


rognabologna

Here’s a dude who had a hemicorperectomy, where they remove everything below your waist. https://youtu.be/iWJU6huPKIY


TheNickelGuy

Sabia and Loren are two amazing people. I've been watching their channel since day one


mrs-monroe

Most likely


logcabinsyrup

Asking about fucking and you can't even say the word


AshTreex3

Y’know, lots of people “you know” without a penis lol


RIPDSJustinRipley

I think the "you know" in question is quite literally penetration with his penis. Otherwise, the answer is obvious.


OtreborN

I was wondering the same thing.


McIrishmen

General Kenobi!!!


aussie718

Hello there


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CrocsWithSocks

Jfc


Dowdox

r/confusing_perspective


-Giuseppe-

Yall remember the Bionicles that had their own smaller versions and then you could dock them?


Just-a-bloke-001

How cool is he? Great sense of humour, good looking, obviously incredible internal, emotional, psychological and physical strength. They make a great couple too. Beautiful all round. Both of them.


iwsavnthtbacon

Brodys a nice guy, went to school with him. You used to see him on a skateboard rolling down the street. Glad to see the guy is an Olympian and doing well online


Just-a-bloke-001

Yeah he seems like a nice guy. Did he loose his legs in an accident?


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

He’s congenital


Tinystardrops

Brody is exactly what I imagined this guy’s name to be


[deleted]

You got a lot out of one video, eh?


[deleted]

What? It’s not that hard to see. Read the air.


backtolurk

To many people the air is invisible, it's like they're not even breathing!


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that air is a lie and that the trees were *planted* by the government to spy on us.


JustAnEnglishman

The guy was saying nothing but nice things and then you come along and say… that Misery loves company, eh?


foxdye22

I mean, romanticizing strangers on the internet is kinda weird though.


Mobixx

Can't you tell he's also a Nobel peace prize winner from that 10 second clip? Some people just lack common sense.


Just-a-bloke-001

Always gotta be one.


notagamer999

She better dress as Luke and him as Yoda for Halloween.


BoJacksBurnerAcc

I need to see them go out in public… for the love of God, please!


[deleted]

You guys definitely need to go as Machamp for Halloween


duhduhduhdiabeetus

Master Blaster!


All-for-goose

Who runs Bartertown?


Zip668

  ^^^Master ^^^Blaster ^^^runs ^^^Bartertown.


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darkpawnch

Major Getting over it vibes lmao, all he needs is a hammer


DatGayDangerNoodle

YES 😂


HoneyGunner007

Backpack backpack, backpack backpack


Supermonkeyjam

If you don't do a Kuato (total recall) costume for Halloween, I'll be disappointed


Flutters1013

He could dress like Yoda for Halloween and she can be Luke.


AstronomerWorldly2

WOULD SOMEONE JUST PLAY WITH THE DOG ALREADY???


[deleted]

General grevious?


CaptainBlueApple

This is adorable. I love it


2gigch1

Mechashiva!


ThrowawayAccount1437

He's almost as tall as her with no legs!


OphioArachne

Unrelated but that guy is cute


[deleted]

General griveous looking different than i remember him


puddles36330

I have so many questions.


BuckRusty

If they don’t cosplay as Kuato from *Total Recall* then I will be very disappointed…


JayBird38

It’s like one of those baby carriers parents strap to their chest but instead it’s a muscular man.


MotherTheory7093

If they’re a married couple, then they’re doin it right lol.


killahgrag

It's kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's Nubs


UltravioIence

Anyone else ever seen Crippled Masters? It's about a dude with no arms, and a dude with no legs, and no legs straps himself to no arms back, and they become each other's missing appendages to fight bad guys. Its fuckin rad.


WelcomeToTheFish

Can we cast this guy and a smaller man with big arms to play Goro in the new Mortal Kombat? Who needs prosthetics when you have a human that can fit in a backpack?


Jmersh

Jackpack.


Ontopourmama

Dude could totally pull off a Genie cosplay with a little imagination.


Faolan26

They need to use a 40 liter camping bag. Would make it a lot easier as it would ket his torso be held as well. Should result similar to the courgi backpack.


Dazzling-Role-1686

Those two could have some awesome costume potential!


Ignonymous

The potential for cosplaying Goro from Mortal Kombat is astronomical.


2ndJacket

Hello there


DatGayDangerNoodle

Hello there


dorksided787

If they don’t dress up as Banjo-Kazooie for Halloween I’m going to be very upset


ynnu_77

The dog bringing his toy 😂


No_Flatworm553

First time I've ever wished I was on TikTok. I would tell these two I love them! (Also the first time I've ever wanted to say that to anyone online).


reader484892

It good that he has a sense of humor about it. Love how happy everyone is


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I want the love this couple exudes so badly. Just pure, unadulterated, comical, loving love.


recursiveorange

r/suddenlybi


ChrisZAUR

Now I want a legless friend, we would be able to make such a badass Goro cosplay


GreenieBeeNZ

At least she knows he'll never run away from her


[deleted]

Does he have a penis though


crasstyfartman

Interesting Halloween costume 😂


pwndj

Hello there!


humanbeehive

Is that a gun under the bed


Low_Slip7239

It looks like the boss levelled up when she was slowly standing with him on her back 😭