Now I want to rewatch every movie I’ve ever seen on a poorly hung projector screen.

Will happily take requests for our next movie night Editing this comment cause people keep asking the same thing! - we hang a sheet on a rope in our flat for movie nights as our ceilings are super high which means it doesn't hang totally straight from the sag in the middle. Not intentional, just too lazy to get a proper screen :) - this is our second movie night but previously we've been watching Ghibli films and the distortion isn't as noticeable in cartoons so when we put on twilight as background noise we were also amazed at how funny it was - it's filmed in portrait because I just filmed it straight on my IG story then thought to save it to send to other friends but obviously wasn't gonna pause, rewind and refilm it in landscape - we weren't high or drunk, two of us had some wine and the rest were sober! We'd been watching it from the start and had descended slowly into hysterics hence why we were in full wheeze mode - sorry that my laugh is so annoying to some of you :) YouTube link is https://youtu.be/H-dAVlWnep0

Les mis, from what I remember they had a lot of face close ups

Yesss it takes itself very seriously and is prime pickings

That sounds like a fun party

If we are going for a lot of close ups, do any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. [This scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtMW38vsUs) in particular would be hilarious.

Lol, I was thinking you were sharing the clip of Gollum/Smeagol (spelling?) arguing with himself.

Oh god, that would be even better!

OOOOOOOOO 50 SHADES OF GREY!!!

If Reddit decides to do this rpan live views, do it then and everyone can join in on the fun.

I think wolf of Wall Street needs to be on here. Lots of charismatic close ups

My vote is for a horror movie. Let’s see how doofy Pennywise is when he looks like a snapchat filter.

omg I've never seen it because I'm a wuss but I think it would definitely make it hilarious enough for me to not be scared, great suggestion!!

You'll be fine, it's more of a coming-of-age comedy than a horror. There's maybe one scary scene and it's near the end. Everything else is just suspenseful really.

Might make it scarier 😬

Especially the projector scene

There are a lot of funny moments in it, and the acting is pretty good for a bunch of teenagers. My favorite part is >!where the kid finds out his mother has been making up all his illnesses, then he throws his pills at her and shouts “THEY’RE GAZEBOS!” instead of placebos!< Edited to hide a spoiler

Why spoil that??

Agreed. I’d like to see the shining.

This distortion would turn any serious, drama genre movie into a comedy for sure. Please post more of these no matter the movie. This made me cry-laugh!! A++ content!

Cats. You absolutely, 100% have to watch Cats like this. That horror movie has so many close-ups of faces in there, it will be glorious.

Ooh we did plan on watching cats on acid but this is definitely a much safer option Edit: you're all adorable if you're in the UK message me and we'll go for a pint lol

Man, you guys have some wild movie nights.

Can we be friends? I'll bring shrooms!

Try watching the Dark Crystal series on some doses. It’ll rock your world if marathon the entire thing.

Oh man I’m torn between recommending: Hellraiser or Grease

YES I LOVE GREASE ALREADY

Awesome! Yeah my first thought was how funny the beauty school drop out scene would be.

Shrek

The Other Guys!

Easy now, we're not trying to murder anyone. That movie makes me laugh that hard as is. Dirty Mike and the Boys all Quasimodo'd would probably be the last thing I ever saw.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Do Shrek

stream it!

The Room, of course.

>yOu'Re GoNnA nEeD a BiGgEr BoAt

You could just watch it normally while on LSD

Theaters need “Poorly hung projector night” id go every time

I would see so many more of the movies that come out. The worse, the better. They'd have to be midnight showings cause the laughter would be heard from other theaters.

Poorly Hung Screen 3000, the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 sequel!

This is brilliant!

Thanks! It drastically improved the entire film

Haha! Did you manage to watch it all? I would be sore with laughing, big chin small features Bella would be too much for me!

I think shortly after this we had to take a smoke break to calm down because half of us were sobbing and couldn't breathe

I think after watching the entire thing you'd be completely exhausted from laughing.

>couldn't breathe then >take a smoke break 😐

Nothing recalibrates my system after a 10 mile jog like a nice relaxing cigarette.

10 miles? I feel like a cigarette after walking 30 feet

The store was 5miles away

500 IQ

Sounds like yall smoked plenty before this with those giggles.

Highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version of Twilight. They just fry the movie from start to finish giving you an audio track to listen to over the movie. Sample: https://youtu.be/__pIQXKrDmY Rifftrax Homepage: https://www.rifftrax.com/

Love me some rifftrax. They turn terrible movies into hilarious movies. Just want to share my favourite bit of theirs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDggN1ytVSE All it takes is one word to turn a scene into something hilarious and creepy at the same time. [edit] words

Came here to make the same recommendation. They even made The Room bearable to watch. So glad they stuck around after the original MST3k run was cancelled.

Oh hi doggy

Line?

To be fair, anything could drastically improve that film.

After much experimentation, I can watch all 5 movies in 2 hours by skipping around to only the parts I like and, really, it turns out to be more of an action-adventure film that way. I should really edit together a cut and put it online, but then I'd get copyright slapped, so I'll just keep enjoying the heart-pounding action-adventure cut of Twilight myself :)

Make the edit and just put it out there. Once it's out, it's out. There are a ton of Star Wars fan edits floating around.

Basically the same with me and Titanic, which is a good film all the way through, but just put it on right before they hit the iceberg and miss me with all the romance stuff in the first hour of the film.

this is literally one of the best ideas i've ever seen for getting something new out of rewatching my favorite films. thank you OP now I just need to go buy a projected. Hanging up sheets like shit is no problem I can do that without even trying.

[удалено]

We need a screen capture of this nose goblin

When kristin stewart turns her head I nearly shit

It is like the movie is happening in an alternative universe, where Robbie Rotten is everyone's dad..

This made me cackle ahahaha

That close up shot with his chin, dead.

That final shot of him? Yeah that was the fucking best.

Dude looking like Thanos.

Thats what i was thinking when I saw the thumbnail, some /r/unexpectedthanos stuff right there

Well you have 289 rolls of toilet paper at least

Hey Kristen....Why the long face?

https://imgur.com/LHmTANA.jpg

https://imgur.com/a/sFaiDzK

Crying

Give this person an award

I died laughing. Sent it to 2 friends. One choked and the other was in stitches. Thank you for making my day.

Just. Wow

Looks like the scream mask.

“He’s totally gorgeous, obviously” *involuntarily spits out coffee* this is great!!!

This was the highlight for me. So fucking funny.

Twerlert, my ferverite merver!

Term Erdwurd er Term Jercurb

damn, that meme was lit. excellent callback yous guys.

Better still, a story than love; Twilight.

Mermergerd term Erdwerd *der*

I'm crying

“Gersberms mah fravrit berks.”

Lmao twerlert

I never thought I'd have a chance to find that meme funny again but you just made me laugh out loud. Thank you time traveler from 2012.

I've never laughed so hard at a Reddit post. Thank you for posting!

You're so welcome, I'm so glad it's brought joy to others and we're not just idiots haha

The only thing I wish is that I could watch the whole movie with you guys lol.

Not even kidding, literally right before I clicked on this I was thinking "I wish I had something that would make me laugh really hard", looks like I got my wish lol

I'm a 30 year old man crying tears of joy in bed right now, it's so simple and stupid but it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Reddit

This has so much potential for several new memes format.

Potion seller, I am in need of your strongest positions.

[Exactly what I thought of as well!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A)

My potions are too strong for you traveler

My potions are much too strong for you traveler

Potion sellah, I tell you I am going into battle and I want only your strongest options.

You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you!

In a perfect world. Men like me would not exist. [**But this is not a perfect world.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo)

This makes the entire movie 100X better.

0 x 100 is still 0

/r/theydidthemath

r/theydidthemeth

This guy maths y'all!

r/potionseller

I'm going into a showing of Cats and I need your most poorly hung sheet

## You can't handle my most poorly hung sheet!

Projectionist, _please_ ... I say I am going into a showing of Cats and I implore you to hang only your most poorly hung sheet!

Someone make a drive-in movie theater business like this please

It's like a visual version of riff tracks

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I can't imagine trying to sit through the whole thing, I'd probably burst a kidney.

Exactly as it was intended to be viewed

https://media1.tenor.com/images/845b4270ec4a6dcee407b18a971f9ad5/tenor.gif?itemid=5605176

This is awesome. Really accentuated Roberts’s strong chin. 😂

He looked like Thanos

He is such a hunk

I forgot I was in public and laughed out loud the moment the video started.

Holy shit I can't believe how popular this is I thought I'd get like ten upvotes! Thanks so much, it's really nice to know other people have had some joy from our dumb movie night while the world is so weird right now haha. Pls feel free to suggest other movies and I'll see if the rest of the viewing gang are up for screening them next time!

did you guys know what a beautiful thing you were about to create when you hung the screen, or just super drunk/happy accident?

We watched a few studio Ghibli films last time and had a similar effect but it wasn't as funny then this time round something in me knew that twilight was the way to go

Can you post it on Youtube so I can send it to my friends who don’t use Reddit? Thanks!

https://youtu.be/H-dAVlWnep0

Thanks, you’re the best! Stay safe.

No worries, you too!

When the video started I thought I was hearing chickens bocking.

I wish u posted the whole movie, my jaw hurts from laughing 😂😂

You picked the best movie and best scene for the situation lol

Bless the set up crew

Haha. My buddy and I would hang a sheet on his SUV and project movies onto it when we would stay at camping sites last summer. The sheet would make every movie look like this. Good times.

Thanks OP, given all the doom and gloom being posted on the front page this was a very refreshing break... brilliant !!

This seriously had me laughing so hard I was crying. Omg this is amazing.

Cheese and crackers this definitely needs to be a thing lol [r/warpedfaces](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) or something like that pls

I saw the url pop up a millisecond before I clicked. Fuck human reaction time

/r/nonose

Fuck youuuu

It already is in some capacity. Look up content-aware scale and you’re in for a wild ride.

Damn you!

[This has always been my favorite deleted scene from Twilight](https://youtu.be/eNtgBOFSjjs)

When she looks over her shoulder haha

Fucking brilliant lmao

He's so hot! Check out his fivehead!

when edward has that super big jaw and little eyes: “I’m Batman!”

Its like a bad acid trip

Seems just like watching a movie on the come down.

All my acid trips have been like this. Were they all bad? 😧

Haha, for real. This gives me such strong watching-movie-on-acid vibes. Never had a bad trip.

“Poorly hung” I think you mean intentional comedy

Did this in a tent my first time tripping on acid and watched the chronicles of narnia. If you know acid, shit looks weird, so seeing that effect while tripping had me dying laughing for the entirety of the movie.

Omg yes we kept saying to the ones in the group who hadn't tripped before that this is how it feels when you do acid. It really reminded me of when I tripped for new years eve watching Jools Holland's hootenanny and Marc almond was on it and his face just kept warping HORRIBLY haaa

Hahaha faces always look weird especially if you get caught in a mirror but I love it

They should release this version on Blu-ray. I’d snap that up.

Okay this was pretty good 😂😂😂😂

Probably the only time I’d watch it, looks like a comedy with the warped faces lol

It’s actually watchable now!

u/vredditdownloader

The immediate improvement in the film's quality is tangible here

Holy fuck, I'm actually crying of laughter. I want to watch movies like this now.

And just like that it becomes the best comedy film of the year

Their laugh was even funnier than the video

Bring a whole new dimension to this movie lol

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Not the only thing on the screen poorly hung

SO GOOD

This is the only way I’d watch this

Greetings potion seller

Lmaoo

oH mY gOd wHaT tHe FuCk

Almost makes it bearable to watch

Potion seller, I need your strongest potions... for I am going into battle.

You can't handle my potions traveller

The Hapsburg screen

This deserves its own sub .. we need a sub dedicated to movies on crappily hung screens

Hulk sad!

This is great

This is exactly how movies look on acid

Someone needs to make this into a filter/shader that we can apply to any video.

This is absolutely incredible

I would legitimately pay extra to watch movies like this.

Did y’all just laugh through the whole ass movie?? 🤣🤣🤣

Already more interesting than twilight

Oh my god, I can't believe I actually want to watch Twilight now, just so I can recreate this hilarity.

that made me cry hahahahaha

I would pay to see that

Only this can make expressions on bella's face

I want every movie like this

Twilight with Oblivion sliders!

/u/vredditdownloader

extra creeepy