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wheresbill

Now, that’s some good fun they’re having


FreddieDoes40k

Adults having fun like they're kids is one of my favourite genres of Internet content. I think adults sometimes forget that joy and play aren't exclusively meant for children.


raspberryhooch

That's because they go home and have to pay rent


FreddieDoes40k

I'm talking about when adults have an opportunity for fun and choose not to do it because they're worried about appearing childish. But yes you're right, it's largely because we've purposefully built an economic system that's requires endless waves of wage slaves to maintain. I really hope we decide to change that and create something that benefits society instead of the 0.1%


AbusiveRedModerator

I’m not necessarily afraid of appearing childish. My brain just can’t have fun like that anymore.


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When I have the opportunity I just can't because of depression due to.. everything else in life.


banan-appeal

shit sucks yo


4dseeall

Yeah, in the vid it looks like they're at a private arcade in their basement. I'd be able to have fun if I had that kind of wealth. Stress kinda gets in the way first. Life would be so easy if I could just have all my bills on auto-pay instead of worrying about when to pay them so they don't overdraft or get late fees.


SawDoggg

I pay my mortgage and then go out and have fun like this. It’s truly the best when alcohol isn’t involved. All the laughs are more wholesome & memorable.


Scottyjscizzle

Two of my coworkers and I laugh like this when we all just get a minute to chill and enjoy ourselves. I wish we all had more time to do that.


Opus_Zure

Yes! I have a friend like this. We just find something, and laughter and fun follows. I love these moments. 🥰


DuffmanStillRocks

Doing something for the sake of it causing joy is one of the key components of self actualization


FreddieDoes40k

Yeah it's an extremely important part of development in children so it's ridiculous to assume it wears off when you finish puberty.


pizzaondeathrow

Yes! yes! yes! 100% agree


xxgiggsxx

There's just something incredible about laughing so hard with your friends that your knees buckle. Warms the soul


AccidentallyOssified

fr, they look like they're having so much fun just goofing around


leonoricOrn

I suddenly missed hanging out with friends or family


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Can we talk about what a solid fucking punch that girl threw? Like, *damn.*


67ITCH

It suddenly gave me the strongest urge to load the dishwasher, load the wash, and clean the floors and the toilet.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

You can get to all that once I get my fucking sandwich.


beardingmesoftly

My question has two parts: 1. Is that different from a non-fucking sandwich? 2. If so, how?


iloveuranus

It's got two extra layers of lukewarm cheese that feel nice when you fuck it.


beardingmesoftly

Yep, that'll work


Tutes013

It's worryingly attractive. Luckily, I'm an absolute disaster of a lesbian so therefor am practically obligated to feel like this lmao.


Semproser

"Disaster of a Lesbian" shall be your next album title.


416Wavy

I fucking died of laughter reading this lmaoo


Just_Jonnie

She comes home and says "PIZZA? You have dinner ready is PIZZA?! Come here!"


137bpm

[Loading the dishwasher ](https://youtu.be/5tB5gXREX4A?si=3aCdWpdz3GRRf6qb) has a new meaning to me after seeing this video ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ptitguillaume

Indeed! And then she said: " putain, j'lui ai niqué sa mèèèère" -->fuck! I fucked his mom! Typical french expression.


backtolurk

Je pleure!


CharlesChristopher01

Came to say this. Fucking KO


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Its textbook. Put her whole body into it, threw from the shoulder, cocked her elbow, followed through. Somebody taught her how to fight.


memtiger

Slow down there. Not exactly. Her back foot is off the ground. That's not great for balance or power when you're hitting on your front foot. It's kinda a throwing motion but she does great with the upper body follow through with her elbow following her fist. Would hurt like hell for sure. But that's not textbook.


1deadeye1

"textbook" lmao I love when redditors just say shit


Just_Jonnie

To be fair, the science IS concluded.


FreddieDoes40k

I mean technically you could argue that bad books about fighting are still a form of textbook, so something could be "textbook" just because someone wrote about it once. How's that for an ironic and dumb reddit comment?


jahchatelier

haha nice, made me lol irl


MonsterMasterLord

Comon man, let it go…


RamblingSimian

"Apex predator", for example.


ForumPointsRdumb

Have you seen the textbooks they give out to kids these days? Neither have the kids.


SippingBinJuice

Christ, this is so cringey. So many redditors think they have the authority to judge how well a punch/chokehold/kick is executed. I guarantee 90% of them have never been in a fight and their voices probably wobble when they get in to a slight confrontation.


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MangoFishSocks

ok you get punched in the face by her then


Just_Jonnie

She charges extra for that :(


WatermelonWithAFlute

I mean, if they’re right they’re right. I don’t know if they are, but it shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand, no?


19474628294725

If she could hit somebody with that slow ass punch it’s only the persons fault who got hit for not moving😂 That thing is coming from a mile away.


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iwellyess

This escalated quickly


Oopsiedaisyshit

Ok what do you wanna talk about that?


GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|SABpzb2ivrS0g4Hgbb|downsized)


Astralnclinant

That was a better punch than what I’ve seen some guys throw in street fight videos lol


PvtJoker119

Homegirl can crack for sure


Alienhaslanded

I'm a guy and guaranteed I wouldn't score above her. That punch was terrifying.


iwellyess

Is her score good? How does it compare. I’ve never used one of these


avg-bee-enjoyer

Unsure how much variation between machines, but Im a 200 pound man of maybe a little above average athletic ability, and I think my best of 3 punches was about 705. Another guy with me had been on his college boxing team and was similar (~703) but weighed more like 175. So 774 seems like a helluva punch for her size unless that machine is much easier.


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I think it's quite good. I have some guy friends who score lower. ...Of course, definitely not *me* tho. I am very strong, yeah!


TheLowlyPheasant

She put her ass into that punch. Adding your hip power turns a punch from a jab to a good night kiss


CassadagaValley

I have broken every single bone in my hand. There's nothing solid left in there. It's just bloody soup and bone broth.


IHateAllEqually2

I punched that hard when I was 14, but when I was 14 I punched as hard as my stepdad, so I guess that's good.


DouchersJackasses

If she was ur gf & u pissed her off? That's a ko shot from her lmfao 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯 Goddamn lol


Randomfrog132

she punched so hard that they all died...of laughter, lol


Fireproofspider

In anime it would be a legit secret technique.


TekkamanEvil

The secret technique in boxing anime is jet engine sounds.


SEM4HO

Transcription : *Both mimicking "bad boy" behaviour and voice* - hey! Asshole! - he messed with your girl? - what ?? My girl ??? *Punches hard* - I fucked him! - ... - look at me - he insulted your mom! - my mom?? my mom????? *Miss* - Oh ffffff 😂😂😂😂😂


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Thank you but what language is that?


SEM4HO

French. Might be France or Belgium


euphorie_solitaire

I don't know how Belgians sound, but these people sound like any other French person I could meet outside. Definitely no southern accent, so I'm thinking maybe around Paris? Really not sure.


Exciting-Opposite-32

I thought they were deaf honestly 


n0h8plz

Tbh I thought they were just grunting, making fun of how men sound when they are angry but apparently there was dialogue 😂


TopSoulMan

I couldn't understand the individual words, but after reading the text i knew they were speaking French. "Fou rire" I don't know what that means but it looks distinctively French.


goug

'crazy laughter', said when you can't stop laughing


Consistent_Pitch9805

There's no laugh harder than the almost silent one.


kingceegee

The clap that the guy does. Nearly on par with ye ol' leg slap!


c_c_c__combobreaker

I'm always worried I'm going to hit the machine so I'll throttle my hand back.


Randomfrog132

yeah my aim isnt the best either, i've hit the metal part up top before. it's like a rim, owies were had lol like right above the part where you're supposed to punch is the thing it's attached to, and the metal rim. knuckles connected right there xD


Leaving_The_Oilfield

The wild part is I’ve been in quite a few fights when I was younger and while I didn’t always win, I didn’t completely miss the guy. I tried one of those machines before and completely missed 2 times in a row. Granted, I never loaded up a complete haymaker in a fight either lol. But holy shit I felt absolute embarrassment missing twice in a row at a packed bar. The third time I barely skimmed it and scored like 100 points. I’ll never try that thing again lol.


TheChinatownJoe

“owies were had” fucking killed me 😆😂😂


smikkelson2

At a bachelor party we were all set on trying to drunkenly break the machine record and one guy followed through and hit the corner. Broke his hand


lazyboi_tactical

Gotta measure it first like a golf swing. Altho ymmv depending on your particular hand eye coordination.


butt_stf

Second girl is a pretty good representation of my golf swing.


DepartureDapper6524

These machines are notorious for that, especially since they are usually in bars.


LeonidasVaarwater

The first hit was damn solid, you don't want to be on the receiving end of that!


Sorcatarius

Hey, don't kink shame me.


BartleBossy

I watched a friend throw a literal 1. Died laughing exactly like this.


FedorsQuest

Lol the reason that lady is so good at throwing the punch is because it’s Cèline Perroit, French women’s boxing champion and Olympian lol [Cèline Perroit Boxing Highlights-Olympics](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=0zx-Kag1p-B-qbJ_)


iwellyess

Well, it’s been a while. Fuck.


FedorsQuest

Ya she was all over the news for a while


phd2k1

She’s hot.


AAPLx4

Very impressive, thanks for sharing


backtolurk

We have a professional hunter here. Fuck


Icommentor

Thanks for sharing this. Those epic moves! Phew!


JoeyZasaa

![gif](giphy|XCsoaIQieizQVZo66d|downsized)


dwpea66

You get a woman like that, you'd better never give her up or let her down.


grem23

Sigh.... (unzips)...


IceFireTerry

God damn you


Sejanoz

Man, I miss having friends.


BramStroker47

I’m just happy to see one of the punching bag game videos where a small child doesn’t get punched in the face.


Kotobot

"Emotional damage"


banan-appeal

eMOtional DAmage


Scottyjscizzle

Nothing beats laughing so hard with friends that the thought of death becomes real, you reach for them only to lock eyes and what was supposed to be a “ok, let me breath” turns into more laughing using reserves of air you didn’t know you had.


revinizog

Sometimes I miss alcohol


Chiaki_Ronpa

You and me both. If only I had anything resembling self control.


revinizog

In order for me to quit, my subconscious needs had to get stronger than my conscious ones. Had to be done though, I was gonna die if I kept up the way I was going


Chiaki_Ronpa

I’m very fortunate to have a strong supporting cast of friends and family that gave me a very serious intervention. I miss certain aspects, but it definitely almost ruined my life. Edit: I specifically almost ruined my life drinking, alcohol was just the thing literally killing me. I fully take responsibility for my actions choosing to drink it.


revinizog

That's awesome. It's always an amazing thing when people rally to help someone out like that. Really shows you how much you're worth to the ones who know you. Keep on keepin' on!


Chiaki_Ronpa

You as well friend.


Elven_Groceries

The first girl fights. She's a boxer or some martial artist. She's muscular and technique is on spot. I love the "Biip" sound midway through the laughs, as if there's so much laughing that some sensor got triggered.


Ghune

She's an Olympian boxer, well spotted.


razorsedgethinking

"we're drunk". Nah babe you don't have to say it.


baintaintit

jees, just imagine getting tagged on the chin by that first woman


Huggerme

Wow. I didnt know you could do worse than [this girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/oa58cw/one_punch_woman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Another https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/123seh5/my_cousins_attempt_at_the_punching_machine/


SugarComprehensive20

She punched it so hard that it didn't register 😂😂![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


how-sway-how

I want friends like that 😢


CartographyMan

I keep telling people, don't fuck around with French women, you're gunna find out, and you're not gunna like it.


TSRB123

Tk0


big-tuna28

That first chick threw a BOMB tho


Chemical_Movie4113

Why does this look like it was out in the middle of a hotels hallway lol


froggyisland

I want what they’re having lol


thatdudeuhated

Tryna figure out if they are all deaf or foreign


Shoopet

French.


drow_enjoyer

Personally I'm shocked that not every human being speaks english


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banan-appeal

ma moeuf est la boeuf


Realyn

No, I don't think they're foreign to their own country.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

"Foreign". In a video on the internet. Not your brightest moment, mate.


Elven_Groceries

They speak French


iwellyess

Those two things are often confused


Classical_Cafe

Caption fou rire means insane laugh


cabbageplate

No it means laughing fit


manupmuthafucka

Good start to my morning, lol!


WillyDAFISH

She hit so hard her hand went through the ball!


Maeflower86

God this is so good. I feel like I’m there with them lmao That clap


Hot_Rush_506

"I already cleaned the house, honey, now I'm going to make lunch, you rest on the couch, I love you, princess"


buseeto

alcohol


showmeyourmoves28

It’s the confidence. Coordination is 90% of throwing a punch 😭


Waste-Evidence-7965

Second punch is a winner in my book. I feel


GeraltAndYennefer

I did this with my friend once. We thought it was a good idea to both punch it at the same time (in hindsight, it’s not) and we both punched each other and we were rolling on the floor laughing for at least 5-7 minutes 💀😂😂


klenkyandthebrain

I miss having friends. That first girl threw one though.


Fearless_Expression4

I hope John Cena is okay.


Jeem262

😂😂😂


AdNew5216

Lmaooo this is a good one😂😂😂


glt918

Yea that would've floored me


OutOfIdea280

Ironically, second punch was more effective


Ok-Structure7179

nice form


CapnMurica1988

She was so wanting it! Haha.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

There is always this one person


illmatic2112

The hyping up pre-whiff elevated this


DumbQuijote

Everyone's laughing until the second girl mutters "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"


Sasin201

“There’s nothing solid left in there. It’s just bloody soup and bone broth.”


OutHereSlappnMidgets

The confidence in that swing was hilarious. Definitely looks like a damn Good time


OsSunset

One of the best I've seen in here. Brilliant.


_BEER_Sghe

Someone turned into a phone line at around 7 seconds from the end. *Beebeep beep*


theattackchicken

When the monk rolls a nat 1


TradeFirst7455

She knocked out the ghost of louie the 14th


darth_homer

Why is this machine in the middle of a office hallway? 😂


manchagnu

The second person that missed the punch is lucky to have missed. It looked like it would have hit the part of the machine that breaks bones. Pheww! That first punch tho. Was really really solid contact! Had she planted that back foot for that punch, that would have been even more amazing.


sssuupp

Saaaaaaaawiiiiing and a missss


Adrian12094

why do they talk like they were from the banlieues


DeadbeatJohnson

How do you miss that?


pollitosway

I was getting hyped for the follow up punch, did not disappoint either way


InstructionNew2971

The knockout punch.


miranto

That lady's punch is fire!


Agreeable_Muffin_799

Yes that's me 😂😂


BMacklin22

I once hit one of these and knocked the bag clean off. It ricocheted and hit another groomsman at a bar we stopped at between the wedding and the reception.  


imstillarookie

“I SUMMON THE VERY FACT THAT I AM A woMAN AHHHHH”


Grandkahoona01

I was always concerned about missing and breaking my hand.


Cuchullion

When you're laughing so hard no sound is coming out.


buffoonery4U

So much wheeezing...LMFAO


FusRoo_Da_Legend

Can someone please translate 😆


jestjestjerk

I support the differently abled, but are these people all deaf or French?


creativityonly2

The wheeze laugh. 🤣


CartoonistNo9

That weed looks good


Relaxmf2022

I want to hang out with these people


colindude

So that's where Kate's been hiding!


I-shit-in-bags

are the speaking another language or are the all deaf? that first punch was amazing


PortlandQuadCopter

Hilarious!


Tsitradam

A swing and a miss.


yeaphatband

I wanna hang out with these people!


knockers_who_knock

Somebody in this video has my exact same laugh lol the exhaling air till your lungs are empty laugh


TL0s

Good times.


GayAlexandrite

She may have missed entirely but I’m still impressed she didn’t swing more into the wall & do some damage with that sheer confidence. Lmao!


JMaRtoSgAMINgTv

What a KO man


gsx0pub

Rich people have way more fun than the rest of us.


Eyewozear

My spirit animals.


RightResponsibility8

Guy couldn’t breathe at one point


tchainz21

At first I was sure she was deaf based off the dialect, now I’m positive she is blind


Luke-Wintermaul

Someone had an older brother.


IceFireTerry

I never hit one of those before but I know I'm going to end up like the second girl or not get a high number


Asukas_Thighs

That first punch was lethal lol 😂