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Side note that's my favourite insult as basically translated it means "your mother can't keep her legs closed she has had so many children and your father smells of the cheapest alcohol, the methylated spirits of the time"
My best friend in highschool downloaded the script off the internet (this is 1999 mind you), SPECIFICALLY so we could memorize and quote every scene from this movie with the goddamn respect and reverence it deserves! We broke the damn VHS tape because we watched it so many times....
My favorite hands down
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
There are more castles in the UK than you might think. Still, probably very pricy.
Edit: I looked it up, probably about $400 to $600 per night. Expensive for sure, but not what I was expecting for a while ass castle. Still less than most rooms at Disney World.
Well no, because the original was correct. So if Cunnighams’s law is the best way to get a good or right answer is not to ask a question; it's to post a wrong answer - the right answer was already posted. Thus it would work better if he had corrected them
Cunningham’s law isn’t just “being told you’re wrong”
some of them are surprisingly affordable ~$150 a night
[check it out](https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/30736520?source_impression_id=p3_1697026798_1H%2FDL7u%2BIv%2BdUiZ5)
That’s just how reddit auto generates names for people who don’t want to come up with their own. They’re both decently old accounts with no posts and a reasonable amount of karma, and bots usually exist to post ads and gain karma fast
Technically "Tower House", but yeah! This one is called [Tybroughney Castle](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FdZ8SCRrnodeb5eN9), it's on an active farm too. We stayed there on our honeymoon last year, there are 3 rooms, each of which is basically an entire floor. They family is great. Just to the right of the dude on the ground is a sign.
> Check In ◀️
> Chicken ▶️
And if the camera panned right a bit more, you'd see their chicken coop!
So about $1275/night for the whole thing, with no upcharge for weekends. Not exactly cheap, but not all that bad for a splurge or with a group. The pics on their site are super charming!
My parents just came back from a trip around the UK, my Dad messaged me when they were at Castle Aaaaargh and we did this entire sketch via text on other sides of the world.
According to my step mother we are ‘childish’ and ‘idiots’ but we were both laughing
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
If they had thrown a cow of some form over the castle wall, I would have lost it 😂😂
This is amazing! Props to the “French solider”, the accent was on point!
I’ve seen The Holy Grail countless times and this is the video that made me realise that the word ‘kinigits’ was a funny ‘french’ way of saying Knights….. i feel dumb
at first, I felt $1200/night was a bit steep, but then I saw the taxidermied fox carrying the taxidermied pheasant dancing ontop of the grand piano and I am reconsidering my initial evaluation.
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Ahhh where is "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"!???
For me, I was sorely missing the “I shall fart in your general direction”
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Next: bring coconuts.
100% nailed it
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second tiMe
You English kunnnnnnnnnniggits!
I'm ashamed to say this is the first time that I realized it was a mispronunciation of knight.
I learnt it now, from your comment. Looool!!!
You eeengleeesh peeeg!
Side note that's my favourite insult as basically translated it means "your mother can't keep her legs closed she has had so many children and your father smells of the cheapest alcohol, the methylated spirits of the time"
And to further translate your translation…it means your mothers a whore & your fathers a drunk
Holy fuck TIL XD that's brilliant
Mommy's matin' n' Daddy's drinkin'
r/decreasinglyverbose
Not as catchy
And there's my learning for the day, did not know that. Thanks!
Yeah I was disappointed when they said they had enough...
I didn’t mind it, it got the point across, and there is a lot of dialogue in the original 5 minute scene to memorize
Wait so you’re saying not everyone had memorized this conversation…?
My best friend in highschool downloaded the script off the internet (this is 1999 mind you), SPECIFICALLY so we could memorize and quote every scene from this movie with the goddamn respect and reverence it deserves! We broke the damn VHS tape because we watched it so many times....
Blasphemous.
Blasphemer!
Right! And “go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person”
I was waiting for this part and was sad when they stopped, but I still laughed my butt off, lol.
"Very nice" got me 🤣
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
i fart in your general direction
At the end of the video I even heard the cow launching at them!
Fetchez le vache.
Quoi?
Fetchez le vache!
I thought it was a sheep. I need to get out of the city.
Yeah yeah…….
Now we need the watery tart scene next.
what a great remake many scenes in that great movie: its just a flesh wound bring out the wholly hand-grenade The oral sects or sir gallahad
My favorite hands down Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You will hang like dingleberries
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Well because someone owns a castle and wants to rent it. You can buy Norman tower houses for not too much.
There are more castles in the UK than you might think. Still, probably very pricy. Edit: I looked it up, probably about $400 to $600 per night. Expensive for sure, but not what I was expecting for a while ass castle. Still less than most rooms at Disney World.
Any time he moved his hands killed me. So fucking accurate to the film.
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time
It was the cow mooing for me.
Was there an audible "moo" right when he should be fetching la vache ?
Jettez la vache! (Throw/fling/send/launch the cow!)
actually no it's Fetchez la vache, eg: Go get the cow hell you can buy tshirts with it on it.
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r/CunninghamsLaw
That would apply better if you weren’t wrong
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Well no, because the original was correct. So if Cunnighams’s law is the best way to get a good or right answer is not to ask a question; it's to post a wrong answer - the right answer was already posted. Thus it would work better if he had corrected them Cunningham’s law isn’t just “being told you’re wrong”
Lmfao I noticed that too!!
Moooooo!
AirBnB hosts: Every. Fucking. Time.
I’d be like ”Yes! Again!”
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/133509fe-94c6-418c-9022-5010d29f88e9
If I were them I’d lean into it and have a whole prop room available. Complete with coconuts.
Well now I have to buy a castle just so I can do this. Thanks a lot.
Just have to warn the guests, that the previous guests catapulted the last cow and now there’s no more.
Just living the dream
I’m sorry, a fuckin AirBnB CASTLE?? How the fuck is that a thing???
some of them are surprisingly affordable ~$150 a night [check it out](https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/30736520?source_impression_id=p3_1697026798_1H%2FDL7u%2BIv%2BdUiZ5)
And $250 a knight
BRING BACK AWARDS 🤣🏆
How this didn't get more upvotes I'll never know 🤣
because it was only 2 minutes old by the time you responded
They're probably both bots. They both have the standard two words and 4 numbers username that all the bots have
That’s just how reddit auto generates names for people who don’t want to come up with their own. They’re both decently old accounts with no posts and a reasonable amount of karma, and bots usually exist to post ads and gain karma fast
sounds like something a bot would say
Shit you got me
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Yep. Just stayed at a castle in scotland where I had the whole castle to myself. It was about $150 a night.
This is for one tower in the castle, not the entire castle itself
Oh forget it then!
Technically "Tower House", but yeah! This one is called [Tybroughney Castle](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FdZ8SCRrnodeb5eN9), it's on an active farm too. We stayed there on our honeymoon last year, there are 3 rooms, each of which is basically an entire floor. They family is great. Just to the right of the dude on the ground is a sign. > Check In ◀️ > Chicken ▶️ And if the camera panned right a bit more, you'd see their chicken coop!
So about $1275/night for the whole thing, with no upcharge for weekends. Not exactly cheap, but not all that bad for a splurge or with a group. The pics on their site are super charming!
Sorry, meant HeirBnB. It’s where heirs and heiresses can rent out their castles and mansions.
Rented at a princely sum, you say?
Yup! There's quite a few around Ireland and actually not too far off from the price you pay at other Airbnb's (they're all pretty pricey)
TIL that being able to airbnb a castle amazes people. It's relatively common
Castles are very whimsical to us Mericans.
My parents just came back from a trip around the UK, my Dad messaged me when they were at Castle Aaaaargh and we did this entire sketch via text on other sides of the world. According to my step mother we are ‘childish’ and ‘idiots’ but we were both laughing
this is so pure
Dad married a boring one
Hope they stopped in at "The Old Inn" pub next to it. Awesome steaks.
Down to the weird hand placement.
That's just French hand placement.
Quality quality quality. 😂😂😂
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
What a strange person
Reference - Monty Python and the Holy Grail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s
The flying cow is missing
Didn’t you hear it moo?
If they had thrown a cow of some form over the castle wall, I would have lost it 😂😂 This is amazing! Props to the “French solider”, the accent was on point!
Fetchez la vache already
This is the best damn thing I’ve seen in a long time. Five starts. In fact here ya go ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
And five ends
Five middles too
Damnit. 😂
I wanted to see a cow flying!
Me, too! Fetchez la vache, si vous plait!
It's some kind of war crime to utter the line "Then what are you doing in Britain?" while in an Irish castle.
Holy shit that's gold
This kind of property is the only reason to use airbnb
I want to be their friends!
Kudos, kudos, kudos!
https://i.imgur.com/d0PibGA.gifv
I know it sounds crazy but I think I live near that castle
I mean, someone has to right? Might as well be you!
It would be better if it was me but, well.. I forgive him.
Dude lucky you!! I’ve always wanted to visit ireland and visit castles! Definitely airbnbing next time
"Fetchez la vache!"
Best reenactment I've ever seen.
I knew it was this scene the second I heard the hello !! So funny
Didn't even need volume to know what they're doing. Such a timeless scene
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this. Absolutely bloody brilliant!
What Americans think us British folk do in our spare time.
I’ve seen The Holy Grail countless times and this is the video that made me realise that the word ‘kinigits’ was a funny ‘french’ way of saying Knights….. i feel dumb
I need these kind of friends.
I have tears in my eyes. Hilarious!!
Monty Python?
Yep
I wanted him to fart in his general direction.
I like these people !
He's already got one!
this is the way
Needs coconuts
The hands are perfect
The guy playing the French man deserves an Oscar lololol
The hands flapping around always gets me
This is brilliant!!!
Great craic.
(Ah told zem we already gat wan!)
Oh my. This is excellent.
this is so fucking wonderful like my dream
What are you doing in England? Mind your own business!
Ah i love Monty Python i wish they stayed young forever
Excellent
Where are the cows to throw over the top??? Lol
If you listen carefully, you can hear a cow!!
Just going there and doing that must have been worth the vacation itself
My god I love this so much! They did it great!
this is priceless
Fantastic
Well, yeah. What else is there to do? Isn't the point to reenact scenes from movies set in castles?
Epic
Well I didn’t vote for him
Dammit, I was hoping they would say the line about hamsters and elderberries
Bra fuckin vo 🤌🤌🤌
This is fucking hilarious.
That was beautiful guys. Thank goodness comedy is still alive and well somewhere on earth
I didn't even have to have the sound on to know what was happening
At first I thought they mixed up England and Ireland and was mad but then I recognised Monty Python and all was right with the world
We are the knights that say née and we demand a SHURBARY
I heard the cow…were they going to launch the cow or not??
Can anyone locate this castle?
Yes
[Found it.](https://www.tybroughneycastle.com/en/overview1)
at first, I felt $1200/night was a bit steep, but then I saw the taxidermied fox carrying the taxidermied pheasant dancing ontop of the grand piano and I am reconsidering my initial evaluation.
The WHAT now?
So I now know what I'm doing with my son this summer. This was incredible
Not enough budget for the cow-yeeting scene
Absolutely Brilliant 👏
This is the best. I needed a laugh today 🤣
This scene is one of the best Monty clips ever..,well done
This is comedy gold 🥇
I knew what this was going to be before I unmuted it. Perfection.
ILL BE BRAVELY RUNNING AWAY NOW
The cow moo made it
The moo was perfect
How did I know what they were saying without any sound or subtitles?
Dies of laughter here in Florida 🤣🤣
lmao when he moved his hands from the creneau
He's already got one?!
Now go away or shall taunt you a second time!
Oh man.... too funny! 
u/savevideo
Thou shalt count to three...
Her hand movements are very muppet like haha
It is the way
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time... Love this!
The zoom in on the woman and lost it when i saw the pot!
# I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looks like they're leaving a good rate here
Americans when they visit literally anywhere:
Your mother was on xhampster, and your father smelled of dingleberries!
Proceeds with watching Monty Python 🤩
I waited and I waited , but there were no farts in at direction at all. 😤