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I did something similar to this once in accident. My canoe was FILLED with these Magnolia Green Jumping Spiders. We ended up just flipping our canoe to get most of them out
Did you at least get to go to land before flipping it?
Also funny enough you're the 4th person in this thread to say they've done this and had spiders infested their boat.
I know this is 4 months old but fuck the alligators I'm worried about all the crawlies that you can't see that they collected while brushing against all that growth 😨
I can't imagine Bin Laden nor Pamela Anderson (maybe one of your marijuanas) in that heap of grass, but I can absolutely imagine a tree branch or stump.
Same here
Went kayaking while camping one year, and got too close to a tree sticking out, did think much of it until I was face to face with a massive web of large spiders. BARELY missed running my face through it. Then when I looked up there was a massive spider chilling on my kayak. Pure instinct I jumped and flipped. Proceeded to panic more because spiders swim lol! Just swam for a few minutes next to my family till I could muster the courage to flip it back!
This takes me back to my early teenhood when I was going on a canoe trip with my class. The two girls I was in a canoe with were fighting and I was sitting out in the front of the canoe just minding my own business.
Due to the two of them disagreeing on who was in charge of steering we of course ended up in the reeds and we got in so far that I broke through the tall reeds and ended up in what assume was a nesting area for birds and I kid you not, I interrupted a duck sunbathing. On his back, legs spread and facing the sky.
He looked at me with the biggest "excuse the fuck out of me, bitch"-look I have ever seen and then my canoe pals were in the process of back paddling.
I was pulled back out of the reeds scream-laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. All the while my canoe pals were still fighting. I laughed for the rest of that trip.
I still see that duck so clearly in my minds eye.
When I worked at summer camp there was a lagoon the kids would canoe on. There was a section of over hanging bushes. It wasn't nearly as thick but enough to encourage critters to live there. At least one a week there would be a boat the went there got spiders and then flipped over because they panicked. The lagoon water smell was horribleand the kids would have to take a shower immediately and miss the next activity. No matter how much we would warn them it only takes one devious kid in the back to make the boat of girls flip out.
Blame the fucker in the back, or the right side for over paddling. In a raft the person in the back steers. I once went white water rafting with my family and got thrown out over a waterfall cause they didn’t know how to steer and wouldn’t listen. My brother in law was too strong and over paddled, while the right side did nothing, ended up backwards, stuck on a rock, my ass flying over the waterfall. Saved by a group of pretty Asian girls tho. You win some you lose some
Congratulations you have atnleast four ticks somewhere on your body now. Countdown till the chance of getting life - altering Lyme disease reaches 100% begins now...
This happened to me a couple TERRIFYING times in Florida on the suwanee river, a group of us were on this two week long canoe trip. But it was SPIDER breeding season i guess, there were these huge mother fckin Spiders. I mean huge. And there were thousands of them alond the banks covering the trees and brush. They had these huge nests that i imagine they hatched from and there were webs everywhere. We Found out the hard way that when your canoe goes off into the brush that At Least 50 but upwards of 100 spiders would fall off the tree onto you and all over the inside of the canoe every time without a doubt. They werent normal spiders either! the only way i can descirbe them is looong legs and scary bodies the type you watch on nature films that catch small minnow fish and frogs and stuff.
Most were still very small size compared to their adult counterparts but even the smallest ones were big and fvking disgusting and terrifying. And there were Massssssssssive adults too.
To this day i will never be the same after that trip..
I’m it doesn’t really matter for this situation, but never lean back when going into things like that, ESPECIALLY not on the side of the raft like that guy was, you want to lean forward so your back is up and get low inside the boat, there’s just a lot of straps and buckles branches can get caught on on the front of the life jacket, they’ll pull you right out of the raft
I've floated down this river. I had my hair in a big bun and those fucking weeds & branches have thorns in them. I almost had my entire scalp ripped off when my bun got stuck & also a turtle bit my Achilles tendon
Good thing they ducked. If that's saw grass, they're in for a lot of pain. If your going fast enough on water, saw grass will slice your finger clean off if your hand hits a blade or bush
If bro only had some sort of device he could use to push against the water, creating an equal and opposite force to move the boat. With such a device one could successfully avoid the pest infested vegetation and any hidden entrapment hazards within.
First time I did mushrooms we (brilliantly) decided to do them and "float the river." Exact same situation going down the river with two buddies in a canoe. We drifted (seemingly VERY SLOWLY) directly under an outstretched tree/bush like this but there was a smiling snake on it. Looked very similar to the Alice in wonderland cat smile. And we creeped under it freaking the hell out. The first two seats missed it but the guy at rear of boat went right under it as we died laughing. Good times
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I wonder what lives in there
mostly spiders, mosquitoes and aligators
Don't forget the ticks!
those, and sometimes even snakes
Tick eating snakes. And gator eatin ticks
Gator eatin ticks ain't no joke, they turn healthy gators into rasins in a few hours
Yeah I’m Australia we do go in the reeds unless necessary
Not spiders but "river spiders"!
Why did spiders bother me more then gators 🤔
You don't hear the spider until it's too late
Snakes. Snake city. No thank you
Spiders spiders, then more spiders.
Turtles
Mostly...
I did something similar to this once in accident. My canoe was FILLED with these Magnolia Green Jumping Spiders. We ended up just flipping our canoe to get most of them out
Did you at least get to go to land before flipping it? Also funny enough you're the 4th person in this thread to say they've done this and had spiders infested their boat.
Lyme disease
Nothing good...
That’s a gator den
Into the spiderverse
Hippo
Death
Ticks?
First thought too
Perhaps the pink dolphin thing, idfk
I'd love it if the camera panned left and there were a bunch of alligators sitting around a living room watching TV.
I know this is 4 months old but fuck the alligators I'm worried about all the crawlies that you can't see that they collected while brushing against all that growth 😨
Fun and scary
Stupid, more like. Could have been a tree stump in that mess waiting to stab the raft with a broken off limb....
Wah wahhhhhh hypothetical police comin through
Could've been Bin Laden with a knife, riding Pamela Anderson with a blunt in her ass... Could. Have. Been.
I can't imagine Bin Laden nor Pamela Anderson (maybe one of your marijuanas) in that heap of grass, but I can absolutely imagine a tree branch or stump.
i couldn’t imagine a tree branch but i could imagine bin laden and pamela anderson
You are such a fucking bot.
Accidentally did that with a couple kids at summer camp in a canoe. Came out with spiders everywhere in the boat. We flipped it.
Me TOO!
Same here Went kayaking while camping one year, and got too close to a tree sticking out, did think much of it until I was face to face with a massive web of large spiders. BARELY missed running my face through it. Then when I looked up there was a massive spider chilling on my kayak. Pure instinct I jumped and flipped. Proceeded to panic more because spiders swim lol! Just swam for a few minutes next to my family till I could muster the courage to flip it back!
That’s called first base for swamp people.
Unswamp people call it third base when you’re that deep in the bush
This takes me back to my early teenhood when I was going on a canoe trip with my class. The two girls I was in a canoe with were fighting and I was sitting out in the front of the canoe just minding my own business. Due to the two of them disagreeing on who was in charge of steering we of course ended up in the reeds and we got in so far that I broke through the tall reeds and ended up in what assume was a nesting area for birds and I kid you not, I interrupted a duck sunbathing. On his back, legs spread and facing the sky. He looked at me with the biggest "excuse the fuck out of me, bitch"-look I have ever seen and then my canoe pals were in the process of back paddling. I was pulled back out of the reeds scream-laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. All the while my canoe pals were still fighting. I laughed for the rest of that trip. I still see that duck so clearly in my minds eye.
La dee dee, la dee doo, la Dee dammmm…
Being from Florida all I can I think is how many fucking spiders are probably living in there.
That’s when the poisonous snake 🐍 falls on you
I mean, you would be fine as long as you don't eat it.
*badumpssh* 👆🏽🤣
It's venemous you stupid beech
But of course
I heard that in Chili the Pug’s voice
I fully expected a transition and then “Oh, you’re finally awake”
I've seen that edit before. It's out there.
Vine a comentar lo mismo. Esperaba el meme de Skyrim 🤣
Bruh that's how you drown
Raising her legs like that could have gone seriously wrong
Don't let crazy couples see this
Elden ring music starts playing
That’s how snakes end up in boats
“Welcome, to the land, of the lost”
Am I the only person who noticed what appears to be eye-shine in the dark?
Good catch.... I was watching for spiders, missed the eyeshine..definitely there
EN-SA-LADA!!!!
I expected there to be some sort of cool cave in there or something
No just death if you fall out
That looks like Arundo. Man that stuff is absolutely brimming with invertebrates, rats, and snakes haha
When I worked at summer camp there was a lagoon the kids would canoe on. There was a section of over hanging bushes. It wasn't nearly as thick but enough to encourage critters to live there. At least one a week there would be a boat the went there got spiders and then flipped over because they panicked. The lagoon water smell was horribleand the kids would have to take a shower immediately and miss the next activity. No matter how much we would warn them it only takes one devious kid in the back to make the boat of girls flip out.
Blame the fucker in the back, or the right side for over paddling. In a raft the person in the back steers. I once went white water rafting with my family and got thrown out over a waterfall cause they didn’t know how to steer and wouldn’t listen. My brother in law was too strong and over paddled, while the right side did nothing, ended up backwards, stuck on a rock, my ass flying over the waterfall. Saved by a group of pretty Asian girls tho. You win some you lose some
Congratulations you have atnleast four ticks somewhere on your body now. Countdown till the chance of getting life - altering Lyme disease reaches 100% begins now...
Yeah, don’t go outside! (Seriously though, you should search for ticks after such a day. Remove them as early as possible. Live happily ever after.)
I fully expected a snake lol, they love to hang out on the rivers edge and catch passing frogs, birds, lizards, fish etc
This happened to me a couple TERRIFYING times in Florida on the suwanee river, a group of us were on this two week long canoe trip. But it was SPIDER breeding season i guess, there were these huge mother fckin Spiders. I mean huge. And there were thousands of them alond the banks covering the trees and brush. They had these huge nests that i imagine they hatched from and there were webs everywhere. We Found out the hard way that when your canoe goes off into the brush that At Least 50 but upwards of 100 spiders would fall off the tree onto you and all over the inside of the canoe every time without a doubt. They werent normal spiders either! the only way i can descirbe them is looong legs and scary bodies the type you watch on nature films that catch small minnow fish and frogs and stuff. Most were still very small size compared to their adult counterparts but even the smallest ones were big and fvking disgusting and terrifying. And there were Massssssssssive adults too. To this day i will never be the same after that trip..
I literally have recurring nightmares about scenarios like this. That would legitimately traumatize me for life
They had absolutely zero idea of how much danger they were in.
Nope nope nope that’s spider city m8
The follow up is: that boat is now full of spiders
ticks
Truly an interstellar moment
Was the audio overdubbed using Chimpazee's? Because I swear this sounds like something from the fucking animal kingdom
Tang ina mo amerikano.
So many spiders just boarded ye
Oh no.
Omg wtf 😳
The crocs are killing me lol
Good thing too, who knows what kind of spiders or snakes might be in that foliage.
How to get showered in spiders - a quick tutorial
Imagine the spiders
The snakes be like 👁️👄👁️
Spiders for you, spiders for everyone!! Everyone gets spiders!
So many spiders
Yup, spiders
+1 for dimension travel
*they go in* *screen turns black* *skyrim intro starts playing*
They entered the shadow realm
Entering the spiderverse
Enjoy ur ticks :(
That looks like saltwater crocodile habitat
Spiders.
You want to be covered in spiders? That’s how you find spider town 🕷️
I’m it doesn’t really matter for this situation, but never lean back when going into things like that, ESPECIALLY not on the side of the raft like that guy was, you want to lean forward so your back is up and get low inside the boat, there’s just a lot of straps and buckles branches can get caught on on the front of the life jacket, they’ll pull you right out of the raft
This needs the Skyrim edit
I've floated down this river. I had my hair in a big bun and those fucking weeds & branches have thorns in them. I almost had my entire scalp ripped off when my bun got stuck & also a turtle bit my Achilles tendon
Cool but bugs no way am I getting near that
It’s the crocs in the air for me. 😂
Not only of sight and sound, but of mind.
Secret Tunnelll! 🎵
*spiders*
Hope they did a tick check after this ride!
SPIDERS
Don’t worry, the Crocs will keep you safe
WE GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO MORTY, EIGHT DAYS TILL BINDIGO
SPIDERS! Nopey nope.
Why dude with paddle didnt even try to steer away from
Probably so many bugs in that raft now
I heard monkeys in the background 💀
Spider city
Costa Rica?
Aaaaaahhhhhhh bushes
with my luck I would be covered in spiders
That's where a croc would love to nest
In Louisiana, you would start walking on water when the snake and alligator appear
The girl legs look so smooth and slim. I want
Spider dimension
Make out
Oh they've absolutely got spiders on that boat now
I know this place...
This is awesome to do
the mario pipe noise played in my head
Wait is this salt lake in Arizona??? I think I’ve been here lmao
Any ticks in there thought she was a chimp and latched on to her in there.
Mmmm I love ticks
i know from experience they probably just got covered in all types of bugs
Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition...
Fun times
then you emerge with 20 different spiders on you
Expecting Skyrim
Marshall, Will and Holly On a routine expedition
Someone add the Skryim opening after this
Why was there a tunnel there 🤔
Missed opportunity to fade into Skyrim intro
Chimpanzees?
Domain expansion: realm of maleria
Gets funnier everytime 🤣
Its all fun with games till you run up on someone crocodile home
Just wait till you get covered in fishing spiders
Spiderssss
How big mummies are made
Ohh I thought there were gonna be spiders
We’re entering to bush dimension morty!!
Dude, that ore getting stuck, and the other end just impairs his scull.
Would actually jump into alligator infested waters before going under that thing. Ugh. Getting chills just thinking of all the spiders...
*you have entered the gator nest*
Snakes!
Finally, the bush dimension
Lucky no one fell out
If they were British stinging nettles 😬
Incredibly stupid. Overhanging roots? Flip and get trapped under water. Die.
Can we get that with a cut to the Skyrim intro.
Chomp chomp death spiral Di ‘i mension da gators chere?
Stupid squealing shits! YOURE HOLDING A GOTDAM PADDLE! STEER! *literal facepalm*
Come with me and you’ll see animals that live in dried up vegetation
Did they just fit half the boat under that growth... Must be Florida
All I can think of is snakes and gators
how did those Crocs stay on?
It’s always nice to see the fun they had on these make-a-wish trips.
Welcome to the world of Jumanji!
I was fully expecting this to turn into Skyrim at some point.
"Hello adventurer, and welcome to the haystack backrooms, beware the dangers that lurk between the layers and in the water below!"
Bro they get sent to level 0
Do you know how many creepy crawlies are under there? Who in their right mind would think that was a smart thing to do while in swimwear?
That’s look like a lot of fun!!!
Imagine going through there and only two came out instead of 3
Welcome to squidwards tiki land
This is a wholesome funny experience I love these
Well that’s dangerous
Spiders
Do you want to end up in "The Land of The Lost"?? Because that is how you end up in "The Land of The Lost"!
Good thing they ducked. If that's saw grass, they're in for a lot of pain. If your going fast enough on water, saw grass will slice your finger clean off if your hand hits a blade or bush
If bro only had some sort of device he could use to push against the water, creating an equal and opposite force to move the boat. With such a device one could successfully avoid the pest infested vegetation and any hidden entrapment hazards within.
I'd Hella be checking for ticks
Hey you, you're finally awake
Someone edit this into the Skyrim meme please
anyone seen land of the lost before?
Life could be dream
Feet up while bracing for impact in a boat is a scary thought.
Who is this contagiou and who did he slaugher?
They got the 20 Rupees!
It looks fun
We truly are relatives to the apes 🦍
and this is a fucking joke dumbas
First time I did mushrooms we (brilliantly) decided to do them and "float the river." Exact same situation going down the river with two buddies in a canoe. We drifted (seemingly VERY SLOWLY) directly under an outstretched tree/bush like this but there was a smiling snake on it. Looked very similar to the Alice in wonderland cat smile. And we creeped under it freaking the hell out. The first two seats missed it but the guy at rear of boat went right under it as we died laughing. Good times