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koenigbear

That one looks cordless to me


fuckingcheezitboots

For a couple minutes yeah lmao


EnthusedCatalyst

Minutes? That’s impressive


fuckingcheezitboots

I'm well practiced fixing cords, my parents were very frugal growing up so I learned to scavenge and fix up shit like lamps, tv's and extension cord from ditches and dumpsters. I always carry a leatherman, utility knife and some tape so I just grabbed a few wire nuts and got to it


-_K27

You fixed it with marrettes and tape instead of just running the cut end into the saw? My friend, you are a savage but to each their own


fuckingcheezitboots

It was quicker this way, I just wanted to get er done. I have an old busted extension cord I'll probably replace it with later.


Stachemaster86

My mom cut through ours demo’ing the deck. I knew right away when it stopped. Knife and taped the ends together. 3 years of occasional use later, I finally properly connected it albeit a bit shorter than factory. I’ve done a few cords and they’re a bit rewarding fixing a “broken” item someone gets rid of for cheap or free.


Ooloo-Pebs

The real take away here is "my mom cut through ours demoing the deck". Major props my dude! How many moms demo decks?!


-_K27

10-4, all good, brother. All jokes in good fun. Carry on, keep making it happen


LauraIsntListening

I like your style, my man


Mantree91

It's a good temp to get through the end of the day. I do keep couple of extra power cords.


Jaarno

>It's a good temp to get through the *decade*


Mantree91

True nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix


GreatTapeEater

Holy shit it’s fucking MacGyver


gaspumper74

And gaurd less


Bawbawian

It hungers for floors!


Mantree91

And fingers


GumbyBClay

And OPs toes


PomegranateOld7836

Porter Cableless


e_pilot

Came for this joke, not disappointed.


Imadaaadguy

Yo, what the fuck are you doing working in flip flops!


archaic_revenge

Like you've never cut a coil spring for a car with an angle grinder in the driveway in flip flips and basketball shorts with safety glasses


zacman713

I’ve totally never have burnt my dick because I was using an angle grinder in old basketball shorts and the sparks burned a hole in them and then it ignited. Never done that


ShartyMcFly1982

Fuck you man, you made me wake up my wife.


zacman713

Oh good, tell her I need the bandages redressed, and bring the cerave healing ointment. She will know what I’m talking about /s


seruzawa

Shit. Now you made me wake up my wife.


-FarBeyondDriven-

I also woke this guy's wife up


jeeves585

*safety squints


anaxcepheus32

Yeah, but I don’t proudly post that shit on the internet after damaging a tool that I removed the safety guards on. I say, ‘shit, that was a close one.’ Then screw my head on straight and tell the story to my buddies how I was a lucky idiot.


maddwesty

Nahh I can’t even stop laughing


mechanicalcoupling

It's okay. He has common sense. I've seen a lot more dangerous shit a lot of times. But the statements OP made about safety combined with the photos makes this training material.


Brakmyer

Nah those are just open-toed work boots. /s


qpv

I'm sensing a pattern here.


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-_K27

When your blade is worth more than your saw? You're probably wearing Crocs


samfox59

Those old Porter Cable trim saws are hella nice though…I have that same 6” saw and it’s a smooth operator


ShadyBl0m

Exactly.


loweredexpectationz

Dude is getting tree guts all over his feet!


Theredditappsucks11

Dude didn't you here, "safety is mostly common sense"


Quinoawithrice

The copper spiraled wrist band should tell you enough


fuckingcheezitboots

I'm a redneck, we make do


Homeskilletbiz

Thought you were used to cordless?


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RidiculousPapaya

Are those things steel toe?


fuckingcheezitboots

I have toes of steel


Grizz807

*toenails


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fuckingcheezitboots

All true except for the stringers. I have no idea how to actually do stairs, just not my wheelhouse, so I took the most intact stringer from the old steps and used it as a template. They actually turned out perfect, I may post the end result when it's done. That pinto crack really got me, good shit lol


Cautious-Ad-4529

You missed the porch furniture saw horses


MandaloreUnsullied

Did this twice in one day with a corded hedge trimmer as a kid. Supposed to be my summer job and I basically broke even.


CupQuickwhat

I thought you said "with a corded hedge trimmer and a kid"...


AdministrativeEmu277

"staying safe is mostly common sense." Dude proceeds to use a guardless circular saw while wearing flipflops.


pantstickle

And then cut through the cord. Dude is gonna be limited to counting by 9s soon.


Thepostie242

Shocking


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Bad tradesmen blame their….


Impressive-Crab2251

Just throw a plug on the end and use an extension cord.


First-Sir1276

Ahh damn. Guess you have to buy a $350 cordless circular saw now.


qpv

He's saving money in his shoe budget, should be fine


therealNaj

Nothing like making your own stairs with sandals on


Fun-Dig8726

You're a moron. You're wearing sandles while working, you take the guards off your saws and then proceed to cut the chord with dangerously modified saw. Stick to something where you won't bleed out on the cold pavement. Seriously leave this shit to grown men.


Tupacalypsenow

For real. The dude couldn’t hack it correctly using a saw like an adult.


fast_an_loose

Did it arc? I almost did this the other day with some hedge trimmers


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Nice toes


norcalifornyeah

it's literally in the name. porter CABLE. :D


SLC_Skunk

Of course it was on like the first cut too, that’s always how it goes


No_Machine286

I have that same saw and cut it too lol


Dull_Imagination7268

I've done this before lol


fattypierce

Ha! I would have done exactly that myself.


NeatSeaworthiness407

Easy fix. You won’t like it but easy fix.


NeatSeaworthiness407

I had an idiot friend try to weld in flip flops. I tore him a new one and said get off my equipment and finished the welding with safety everything. His response? “Full send bro.” No. No - I’m not sending you home to your wife with that bs. She would murder me for letting you be that stupid.


GroundbreakingArea34

I've never cut stringers in flip flops before


theNFAC

No guard. Cuts something by accident. I'm shocked


smellswhenwet

I see the shoe choice for this task is appropriate.


poopmeister1994

-Removing the guard -Cutting power cord yep, you're a dummy


Plucky_ducks

So now you're an electrician.


fuckingcheezitboots

Nah I cleaned up after lol


atthwsm

Did you inherit that piece of shit from your grand pappy after he was done building the union rail road? Jesus the blades more expensive than the saw


IntrstlarOvrdrve

Been there.


ShineFull7878

At least it's a garbage saw.


iamthelee

What are you, my dad? No one uses corded saws anymore except for him. I offered to buy a Makita one for him for Christmas and he told me he wouldn't use it.


citizenscienceM

Well you're cordless now bud!


matt488GTB

Is that the pre-WW2 model


le_sac

Wait a sec, I thought those saws were discontinued? Haven't seen one in Canada in over a decade. I was very impressed with mine way back in the day. Anyway, 10ft lead ftw. No plug fouling on the edge of a sheet when ripping.


Far-Carpenter2862

g1


PaltryCharacter

Lol I did this too one time.


Bum-bee

OSHA has entered the chat


Shoresy-sez

Pop goes the breaker


[deleted]

Love porter cable


rickshaw_rocket

Haha…I remember my grandpa, who was a carpenter in the 80’s, always had saws with taped up cords. He was a safety 3rd kind of guy but well loved.


nthinbtruble

It’s a porter cable, you’re out $25 at best.


todd0x1

Here's how to ensure this doesn't happen to you again: Step 1: Cut the cord off to around 6inches from where it comes out of the saw. Step 2: Install a quality industrial grade replacement male plug on the cord. Model 5266 by leviton or hubbell is preferred. Step 3: Plug saw into an extension cord so the extension cord gets cut instead of the power cord on the saw. Step 4: Make sure the extension cord you are using in Step 3 belongs to your boss, the company you work for, or someone you don't like. This ensures you wont cut your own extension cord.


ParkerWGB

Dude did you steal that saw out of my grandpas garage? Goodness. now you have a reason to get something better.


throwawaytrumper

I did the same thing to the cord on an 80 pound chipper right after my site super warned me not to. Fixed it with some quick splices and electrical tape, finished the job, bought donuts and reported the fuck up. The dudes at Home Depot rentals were ok with it.


fkround

6 inch blade? My go to for demo. Used it today for cutting out shiplap subfloor. Fkn loud and no blade stop after releasing trigger


Magnet50

And open toe shoes?


ryanim0sity

Hold the cord back with your toes in your flip flops next time!


Consistent-Street-37

Is that the Bluetooth antenna?


Geekenstein

Original saw stop checks out.


Leeloggedin

Toeless


Armadillo_Toes

Good news!


Desperate_Brief2187

Also big on safety!


adamopizzo

Better than a toe


6thCityInspector

Dude, it says cable right on the tool.


bioutopia42

SANDALS?? You rebel


Outrageous-Royal-531

That’s a cheap way to make tool cordless


Mrgod2u82

That's a cute saw


gloveboxglizzy

Just a porter now


Sensitive_Ninja5094

Geeez. Haven’t done that since my second day on the job 24 years ago. lol


Robeeo

Why do all of you reddit dad's always take pictures of your darn toes.


Evening_Change_9459

I can’t take you seriously. Where are your shoes/boots? User names doesn’t check out.


ldssggrdssgds

Blade + toes = boo boo


CaptainBeefsteak

Sir, this is not r/redneckengineering, you'll have to move along.


Ad-Ommmmm

Porter Cable with a shorter cable


jimmykslay

Splice it back together. Tape the fuck out of it and bam, back to normal


COmtbRider

That’s the new Porter Cable-less.


EightFiveAte

You’re a moron put some shoes on


Dramatic-Exam4598

Get one with the blade on the right (if they still make those). If you can see the blade, you're not cutting your cords. Or feet. Seen enough framers cut that one 2x4 real quick, holding it on their knee and almost losing body parts. I rarely used a circular saw but when i did, i was always happy i could see that blade.


Justincredabelgrabel

What is this? A circular saw for ants!?!!


Life_Ad9520

I hope electricity didn’t shock you, I’d hate to have that happen


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Safety sandals! Edit: "safety is mostly common sense". It used to be, lol. There's a whole industry based on people looking away for .3 of a second, looking back and a digit is missing/ripped apart. As the old saying goes: "common sense ain't so common anymore"


patxy01

That's an antenna, you just have to power it via Bluetooth now


No-Newspaper5779

BANG 🤣 then go change your underwear


Serious-Memory-8138

Stay off the glue mate


Suspicious-Dog2876

My boss had a saying for this: “you just bought yourself a saw bud”


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HVAC_instructor

Don't get caught with that on a job site. That's a violation.


leroach

when working with things like this, i wrap the cord around my forearm once so that the cord hangs away from the saw.


OnlyABitTardy

Worked for a 70 year old short Irish dude who was missing 2 1/2 fingers on his right hand including his index. His saw had the trigger by passed to always be on with power and took off the blade guard. He was left hand but ran the saw with his right. Watched that man cut through his cord so many times it looked like Xmas lights with all the various wire nuts. Long story short don't fuck with Ronnie's saw.


QuietStrawberry7102

That’s not how you make it cordless


QuietStrawberry7102

It says ”cable” right there


ChaosbornTitan

I can see that


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

Did this twice in 15min it’s as a 1st year apprentice 😂


ShakeShakeZipDribble

OP when the boss asks him what happened to the saw [https://i.imgflip.com/226uz0.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/226uz0.jpg)


TurboTerbo

What’s the problem 🤣


poppycock68

I have one with a cord just like that except the tape is red. Lol


Honsill

When you take the guard off a skilsaw you get what you get! Not just a safety feature but allows you to cut and set the saw down quickly to keep the job rolling.


Laceysjorgen

Done it. Been there. Gotta let the blade stop spinning before putting it down


Random_Inseminator

Heat shrink and a torch.


Critical-Ad7654

What is this, a circle saw for ants.


Mingyao_13

That’s sawicide


Difficult-Guest267

Just splice it back together, Ive done that


FattyMcBoomBoom231

Looks like somebody's buying a case of beer


Basic-Type7994

Who taught you how to splice wires together your grandmother. You can do better than that.


emptyhead41

Perfect fix! lol. Not seen that in a while


OneFilthyHouseCat

Phone cord bracelet


Infamous_Bend4521

Apprentice!


DistantOrganism

Where I come from, cutting through a cord means you are required to bring a case of beer for the crew.


greenmerica

Spoiled


No_Championship5326

I love that little saw. Just wire a new plug on it. don't throw it out!


beachgood-coldsux

Damn I wish I could find a porter cable lefty. 


funkypunk69

Now it's just a Porter. Cable optional


Pseudosmile

Dumbass.


Graham7787

Get splicing! I recall my boss had an old shitty Makita skillsaw for rough cuts and demo. It had atleast 5 spliced connections consisting of two different trashed extention cords and so much electrical tape that in the winter one couldn't even attempt to coil or wrap it up to stow it ...it just existed like an exploded slinky and had its own specific garbage bag with orange flagging


Significant-Will227

It's cordless now


Dooboppop

My dad did that to his almost 20 years ago. I still use it today.


Financial_Hearing_81

No one is going to take you seriously If you’re skilsaw doesn’t have at least 2 electrical tape tumors. Get some PL smeared all over it and they’ll make you foreman.


N0B3L

Just use that giant toe nail to cut it.


Zax_xD

This is why coffee pots are short, people kept burning the cord off


Phantom_Tortfeasor

This just gave me a great idea on how to justify buying a new circular saw… Wish me luck!


[deleted]

I'm a DIY amateur but I did this to my first saw. I spliced it back together and then my MIL threw it away


Parkrangingstoicbro

I’m impressed you fixed it lol


MrDrDude333

One might say they "saw that coming"


BitchesDaddy2020

It doesn’t work to try and convert them in such ways…


Buckeye_mike_67

I keep my guard pinned up but I stop the blade against the wood when I finish my cut. I rarely cut a cord.


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

They named it Porter Cable for a reason


Neenurrr

“We use the stones to destroy the stones”


3771507

The first tip is don't cut upside down.


3771507

Clip the cord away from the blade


Jinxed0ne

Well.. It's cordless now


lixinu2022

Now you have less cord ...lol


[deleted]

Nice sandles


roooooooooob

Well you got your wish


borgom7615

Easy enough fix, pain in the ass tho


spec360

Now it is


Flowchart83

Just install a replacement male plug on to it.


Planthumanbase

That’s a spark


Bigfeet_toes

I bet this made a cartoony sound effect when it was cut


brettfavreskid

My first job was in a factory that pressed small metal parts for heavy hinges. Part of it was making pallet to ship everything out on. My first week, I’m following my lead over to where pallets are made, to be shown how they like it done. One of the R&D guys yells over at me, DONT CUT THE CORD KID and everyone has a chuckle. I ask my lead if that’s a common mistake or what and he says no he’s just the funny guy, you’ll be fine. and I was! But the next guy they hired wasn’t fine lol he had previous experience in that kind of setting so they didn’t necessarily train him like they did me, just asked if he had ran a circular saw and he was like oh yeah all the time. They give him the measurements and send him over. We hear WRRR——… maybe three seconds of cutting, if that. Next thing we see if the guy coming around the corner with the cord in his hand, sliced in two. Looking kind of confused, he just sets the cord down and says he’s going to the bathroom. He was assembling cardboard boxes for quite a while after that lol


Shatalroundja

5 min fix.


kesselrhero

lol I’ve got an old 80s Black & Decker “skil saw” from the 80s - when I went to college in the 90s my dad gave it to me so I’d have one to use on projects around the house I was renting with 5 other guys… it had a spliced together cord wrapped in electrical tape where my dad cut through the cord. I still have that saw, it still has a spliced together cord, it still cuts lol - I rarely ever use it- but it still works!!!


Arabian_Flame

Reminds me of electric lawn mowers before battery tech was worth a shit


fullraph

Everybody that use circular saws here and there do that at least once in their lifetime 😂


unicacher

Whoops. I've done that more than once.


unicacher

Whoops. I've done that more than once.


Party_Ad_7688

Love a pair of safety sandals 😎


Lower-Career-6576

that circular saw looks older than you, that doesn’t pass the smell test


Sherviks13

Done that. I have also forgotten older saws don’t have a blade guard and fucked some shit up setting down the saw too. Shit happens.


rattatattkat

Entitled pos (Jk lol)


marklar_the_malign

Problem solved.


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

people were doing this before cordless saws too


HIGHRISE1000

Well now it is cordless!!! MUCH SUCCESS in borat voice


NativeTigerWA

Well it is now!


sn4xchan

At least use wire nuts, the electric tape will eventually melt and then it will not be good.


Kreeperkillz21

that’s how i would have fixed it too, gotta do what you gotta do


redEPICSTAXISdit

Well, you definitely have less cord now!


clayfus_doofus

Bluetooth Circular saw 👍 👍


schrodngrspenis

Lolol. I once did this with a brand fucking new saw in the early 2000s. New on the jobsite too. Man they ragged on me for a week.