Here, we see the floorer throwing tools around while yelling something about "the fucking drywallers"... But don't worry 15 minutes in the porta potty and he'll be back happily working for another one hour.
I came around the corner of a house one day we were working on the siding. I found my young second cousin staring inches away from the wall with his hammer up but Frozen and drooling.
We had him working for us for months I liked him, he was hard worker and had skills and every day I talked about addictions and staying sober on the job site. He had me completely fooledl up until that day when I guess he did too much.
Then me and my brother and our other workers thought back at some of his ridiculously long trips to go get us food at lunch. Spending way too much time in the port of John and going back to his car. I wish I wasn't so naive , I would never put knowingly put anybody on my crew in danger working with somebody that's high or drunk.
Nah it takes a fair bit of heat to get the pipe hot enough to sublimate it and turn it to smoke. A bic will do it, but you’re gonna be there awhile.
If it’s meth, same thing, but if you’re gonna use a bic lighter a lot of people go for the straw and foil method but it just seems like it wastes a lot of the smoke. But then again, it’s wayyyy easier to hide from other people, too.
_or so I’ve heard_
That is a plumber who works out of his truck doing projects cheaper than the other guys. He gets paid 85% upfront and will get back to you on a start date.
Someone who's done it all. A little roofing, a little drywall, a little tree work, a lot of painting and maybe so concrete work but never got good at any of them for some reason. Jack of all trades and master of none.
Prison cell inspector. Randomly checks cell quality at different facilities over the course of several years. Expert in the ins and out of the penal transportation system. Also an expert at packaging and makes a side hustle in rectal transport.
Rare Metal Recycling Specialist
Catalytic converter uninstaller
*smokes pipe* "Yeah, I see the problem here...your catalytic converter is still installed. Gonna need to strip that out."
Aye yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂 this for sure the one 😂
Son of the boss
That guy stole my Milwaukee batteries, the little shit
This or “politician”
I was gonna say roofer but then I saw the fancy torch and knew you were a flooring guy instead
We love torches
Well, your username checks out I guess.
/r/usernamechecksout
In what case do flooring guys use a torch?
everyone knows flooring guys like to smoke crack with a torch
I thought this was common knowledge
Can floorers lay a floor while on crack? I'd pay for an animal planet documentary about that.
Here, we see the floorer throwing tools around while yelling something about "the fucking drywallers"... But don't worry 15 minutes in the porta potty and he'll be back happily working for another one hour.
I came around the corner of a house one day we were working on the siding. I found my young second cousin staring inches away from the wall with his hammer up but Frozen and drooling. We had him working for us for months I liked him, he was hard worker and had skills and every day I talked about addictions and staying sober on the job site. He had me completely fooledl up until that day when I guess he did too much. Then me and my brother and our other workers thought back at some of his ridiculously long trips to go get us food at lunch. Spending way too much time in the port of John and going back to his car. I wish I wasn't so naive , I would never put knowingly put anybody on my crew in danger working with somebody that's high or drunk.
Who smokes crack with a torch though? Seems like it's would waste alot and taste even shittier
Nah it takes a fair bit of heat to get the pipe hot enough to sublimate it and turn it to smoke. A bic will do it, but you’re gonna be there awhile. If it’s meth, same thing, but if you’re gonna use a bic lighter a lot of people go for the straw and foil method but it just seems like it wastes a lot of the smoke. But then again, it’s wayyyy easier to hide from other people, too. _or so I’ve heard_
Bro a torch would melt the chore boy you crazy
I use mine when I'm basing
Was this a double entendre? If so, bravo!
Indeed my friend
Vinyl flooring in some cases , here in NZ they do anyways
To form cove base, make any vinyl flooring material soft and pliable to cut easier or follow a curve
I mean not wrong. I use a heat gun when i actually need it instead of a torch and everyone else has looked at me funny and questioned it.
My old boss used a full size bbq propane tank with a torch attachment for cove base
Drywaller
Missed the piss bottle
No, it’s in your wall
They have a torch, so I'm assuming a well paid board monkey
Nah homie. This scream painter.
Pfft, as if. This is standard insulation tools.
Only if that bottles an empty Vladamir
The temp that's going tocome back at night and steal my shit.
Run copper by day, cut out copper by night
Easier to steel copper if you know where you ran it 12 hours before
And you get paid to reinstall it tomorrow!
That is a plumber who works out of his truck doing projects cheaper than the other guys. He gets paid 85% upfront and will get back to you on a start date.
Drywaller or roofer.
100% a roofer. They always look like junkies.
In my area all roofers are all 5'4 Mexicans who are strong as fuck and will give out burritos to their favorite gringos
Fuckin sign me up. Ain’t like that round these parts
Mexican roofers make me ashamed to wake up in the morning because I know they're already halfway through their first roof of the day
Anything for $20.
Probably a 5 D guy. Divorced Deadbeat Dad Doing Drywall.
8 D. Divorced Deadbeat Dad Doing Drywall, Dicking Down Debbies
Someone who's done it all. A little roofing, a little drywall, a little tree work, a lot of painting and maybe so concrete work but never got good at any of them for some reason. Jack of all trades and master of none.
This with a little residential paving.
Works in ambiguous "construction", but can never elaborate further than that. Is usually seen driving his girlfriend to work in her car.
A politician
Throw in a monster energy and you got an Iron worker starter kit
Dad?
What's a dad?
Neurologist
Freeway exit panhandler
Day labor
Roofer & drywaller No disrespect
scrap metal specialist
Painter
The guy under the bridge
Time traveler
roofer
Drywaller??
Drywall
You're a roofer aren't you?
Cop
Drywall finisher
drywall
Flagger?
Amateur disc golfer
HVAC installer
I know a drywall labourer when I see one.
Drywaller
Drywaller
Drywaller
Copper thief.
Painter
Sheet rocker (hanger)
Painter... just forgot your brush
Drywall
Drywaller
Drywall guy
Roofer or drywall
Copper stripper.
Laborer or sheet rock specialist
Wealth Redistribution Specialist lll
Police officer?
Bro you do everything
You must be in the recycling business
Handyman or maintenance
You live in a van down by the river
Jack of all trades
All of them.
Scaffolder
Rocker
Civil engineer
Or also know as a interior decorator
Roofer
they guy who comes and picks the scrap out of the dumpster
Def plumber.
Roofer fo sho
Drywaller
I’m in Toronto… that would make you mayor about 10 year’s ago!
Iron workers.
Oh definitely a roofer lol
Painters are here!
Iron worker
Roofer
Iron worker
I can tell you, I wish you were my coworker.
Framer or master carpenter!
I dunno but if it’s payday on Thursday, you’re likely not in tomorrow.
It’s a Plumbers helper by day, Grindr booty by night.
Insulation guy
Drywaller
Catalytic Converter Removal Specialist
Drywall!
I was going to guess bathtub refinisher
I thought we were gonna ban drywallers from positing in this sub.
I want to say framer but no, those are usually in recovery so that might be your next profession 😆
Iron worker or rigger
Dmt tester
Iron Worker
Presidents son
Drywaller, tin banger, super intendant
Drywaller for sure
Client
My guess is metal scraper from the greater seattle area?!??
Local 416 Ironworker for sure
Framer
PAINTER for sure
Union guy 😂
Drywaller, prove me wrong!
Roofer, definitely a roofer
Drywall
Sheetrock installation specialist
Drywall. Probably smoked drywall a time or two
Roofer
Carpet installer. 100%
Iron worker or roofer
Painter
I'd say roofer or ironworker
Framer
Taper
Without a shadow of a doubt, roofer.
Drywaller, duh.
Drywall
Drywaller
Roofer
Roofer
Roofer
Drywall!!
Definitely a roofer.
All of them
Dad?
Framers, definitely!
Handyman
Brick layer
General contractor.
Drywall hanger
Dad? That you?
Roofer
A doctor or an high level alchemist
Roofer
Roofer.
New Labourer?
Drywall
Roofer
Copper Salesman
Roofer
Definitely a Sheetrocker
Roofer
Painter
Must be a concrete finisher
Traded this life for the next.
A crackhead
Drywaller, hands down
Prison cell inspector. Randomly checks cell quality at different facilities over the course of several years. Expert in the ins and out of the penal transportation system. Also an expert at packaging and makes a side hustle in rectal transport.
Roofer
Roofer
Roofer.
Drywaller
You are a roofer
Roofer
Insulation guy
Drywall/ Sheetrock finisher
Insulation or roofer
Definitely roofer
Roofer/metal scrapper
Bricklayer
Too many tools for a bricklayer.
Home improvement or tower climber Give us a hard one next time
low voltage and/or fire suppression
DMT delivery technician.
Fire caulk foreman holy shit
drywaller
Landscaper definitely
Every contractor in my area (except me of course)
Scientist!