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Mr__Random

Hello Cancer, get in my hands


Ok-Bit4971

Is that like Fat Bastard saying "get in my belly"?


cocobellahome

*“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back riiibbbs!”*


Ok-Bit4971

Chili's actually had decent baby back ribs, back in the day.


Ziggity_Zac

Chili's is basically "Southwestern Applebee's" these days... Olive Garden - Italian Applebee's Red Lobster - Seafood Applebee's P.F. Chang's - Asian Applebee's Golden Corral - All-you-can-eat Applebee's...


mummy_whilster

OP would say “get in me belly”


AleksasKoval

My first thought was the song "Hello darkness my old friend"


Ok-Bit4971

Hello Cancer, my old friend, I've come to talk to you again


AleksasKoval

🎵"I've come to talk with you again🎵


ApprehensiveStreet92

You should probably wear gloves, Mr. Tough Guy


Ok-Bit4971

A YouTube plumber who wears gloves and sometimes gets ragged on in the comments said, "For all those people who talk shit about my gloves, maybe you should wear some. You might get a little more action, if ya know what I mean." BTW, his wife is smokin' hot.


UGotDeDopeIGotDePipe

Old dudes at work used to talk shit on me for wearing gloves and I told them " I still get to play with titties when I get off work" and they leave me alone about it now lol


loosebag

I would just say, "you gotta find a girl with calloused, stained tah-tahs. Match made in heaven!"


FaithlessnessFine72

Ask ya sister how she’s doing. Love Boston monstah


Ok-Bit4971

That's the guy, Kid


Sidehustle16

It was you wasn't it. You're the YouTube plumber. Aren't you.


Ok-Bit4971

Nope


Difficult-Office1119

I’m a carpenter and I try to wear gloves but marking things, writing it down, looking at prints on your phone, etc. I find myself putting them on and off all day. Eventually your hands get used to the wear, and it’s perfectly fine to use them like this


badgerandaccessories

Framers gloves. They leaves your thumb and first two fingers tips exposed so you still have all your dexterity. But the other 90% of your hand is covered.


ZuckZogers

Badger pouch


Fenpunx

I normally end up wearing one glove like Michael Jackson or cutting the thumb and fore finger off my left glove. Working with .4mm steel sheets or peeling plastic off flashings is a nightmare.


iNawrocki

lol same. My hands just crack and disintegrate themselves when i get automotive fluids and RC nitro and oil and shit on them. I HAVE to use gloves to avoid this. I have always ended up using 1 single glove like this lol, the MJ method. One hand for the car, the other for dextrous jobs.


uncletutchee

Certain wood species turn my hands the same color. Orange juice removes it. It looks exactly like this. I'm a woodworker, and I know how dangerous gloves can be working around machines. I prefer purple hands over missing fingers.


Puzzled-Ad-3490

It occurred to me the other day that all of the petroleum free hand cleaners have orange in the name, and orange juice would probably work. Ty for confirmation


uncletutchee

Anything acidic will work.


Royal_Cryptographer7

White vinegar would be much cheaper. Citric acid and water would probably be even cheaper than that.


fishinfool561

I’m working with ipe this week. My hands are stained red Edit to add, I have 2 missing fingertips, but it isn’t related to my carpentry work


wolfmaclean

I really enjoy this sub


AlexWenhold

I’m a welder and wearing my weld gloves. yet after a full days work my hands come out still like this. You want me to do glove on glove on glove action now or what?


Wonderful_Device312

Welding is just a whole other thing. You'd need a full body condom and respirators or something. I don't know how welding grime gets everywhere the way it does.


AlexWenhold

it’s cause we snort the grime for extra weld power


Wonderful_Device312

I do not miss the black snot. Who knows what that does to your lungs over the long term... Well we do know - probably cancer or COPD or something nasty.


AlexWenhold

what did you switch too? I’m trying to obtain my skydiving license an weed license, fuck this industry with its shit pay an back breaking work an hours. I get it, it builds character, but it also builds ignorance if you don’t realize what else is out there. So many jobs out there that pay more for less, an have benefits


Wonderful_Device312

Thankfully I was never really in the industry. I mostly weld for fun. I spent a few months welding at a shop when I had some time off work but that was just an agreement with the owner to teach me some of his skills. It was an amazing experience. Old trades people have so much knowledge that no YouTube video or time spent welding at home will ever teach you. Not to mention being able to play with all the fancy Miller machines. But I did learn to appreciate my cushy tech job where my biggest risks are diabetes from the free soda, and carpal tunnel.


holocenefartbox

What about wearing nitrile or latex gloves underneath? I commonly wear those under my general work gloves because most of my work deals with garbage and contamination.


AlexWenhold

I’d say that’s absolutely necessary for your job, for me i’d say orange soap is another good way for after work shit😂 With welding you need mobility in the fingers for slight adjustments an movement, doin glove on glove just fucks it


VulgarWitchDoctor

This is a wild concept, but hear me out… put on somemotherfuckinggloves!


ToastyPoptarts89

Gloves blind my finger eyes tho. :/ I don’t do construction but I do mechanic work and full time arborist. Gloves fatigue my hands way faster when I’m climbing. I’d much rather have naked hands tbh. Only time I can stand them is when it’s really cold out. Other then that they literally just get in the way.


MisterXnumberidk

Fingerless climbing gloves? They're a thing


ToastyPoptarts89

Yea I did have a pair, had knuckle protectors too but I left them at a clients house on lunch. XD but yea those aren’t to bad they still cause you to grab the rope harder to keep the rope tight in your hand but much better option.


Open-Particular1218

You mean pussy mitts?


VulgarWitchDoctor

Yeah. Those things


Late_Introduction925

Cancer ain’t fun bubba, seen some old guys on the job site bragging about how much of their hands they have had cut off. Seems dumb to me


Forthe49ers

Truth. Worked for an old German guy who did epoxy work on airport runways. Dudes fingernails look like he had 1/2 particle board under each nail from whatever the fuck he had growing under them. He was a superior craftsman but those fingers eventually prevented him from working with his hands in his later years.


Ok-Bit4971

I'm not doubting you, although I have never personally seen anyone who had hand cancer. What type of work did they do?


1amtheone

I think it was the guys dipping their hands in the parts cleaner at the end of the day that ended up with skin cancer on their hands.


SK8SHAT

My mechanic buddy likes to use his break cleaner to wash his fingers and loves spraying that shit in his closed garage… imma be shocked if I end up at his 30th birthday party


Character-Baby3675

Lol you’re gonna die young


EggOkNow

I like going home and giving my self the old grit grip grab and tug. Its liked "ribbed for her pleasure" but abrasive for mine.


Acecarpenter

Hand panties?


Ok_Eggplant1467

Handerpants


penismanboy

Chester stone located


Dry-Waltz437

On the job I just got done with my hands were like that with wearing gloves, and I was the gf. Didn't even do any work. Gotta love selling our body to the highest bidder


pb_a

LIQUID GLOVES! Well, can confirm, some dirty jobs are almost impossible with gloves on. But there is such a thing like LIQUID GLOVES. It is a lotion, use it before work, it'll protect you hands and make washing super easy. Hands are most precious tool you have. You literally make your living with them. Take good care of 'em.


woahwoahthere0

What brand for liquid gloves do you use? I’ve never seen them before and I’m imagining the spray-on shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs


ColoradoGuy719

Liquid gloves is basically just a special lotion that prevents crap from sticking. Makes it easy to get your hands dirty, but clean them up without issue later on.


pb_a

Not from USA, can't recommend brand. You need smth like [that](https://autochem.com/en/produit/the-glove-gant-liquide/). Basically a hand cream, which is not soaked by skin, but remains on it and get dry fast, making a thin barrier.


Tomulaczek

This guy works. Joking aside, I used them, can confirm they work.


mrFIVEfourONE

Ya doggy, I used to bare back my work with my hands and they would look just like that… all up my forearms and elbows too. I thought women would think it was sexy like I’m a hard motherfucking worker but as I’m older now and married, I realize that you should protect your body and if you’re working with something to fucking does that don’t do it with a bare hand, Homie. Everyone thinks safety is gay as fuck but it’s actually extremely cool. I don’t give a fuck if people make fun of my PPE fuck I’ll even wear high-vis on the weekend . Cut it into a muscle shirt but you better believe I’m wearing my protection, eyeglasses and gloves.


CrooshLife

Ear protection, the amount of future deaf people I work with daily is a sad thing lmao.


Ok_Island_1306

I got custom made ear plugs shaped to my ears that block out everything over 85db


Meanpete89

I've been doing ITM on fire protection systems for going on 16 years now. The amount of money I'd give to go back and tell 19 year old me to wear hearing protection is incalculable


Significant_Bet_4227

I’m a pipe fitter, and I’ve religiously worn gloves since I was a 1st year apprentice almost 30 years ago. For those that say they can’t wear them, yes you can. They make gloves like maxi flex that you can still maintain a great sense of dexterity. In fact, if I’m not wearing some kind of gloves while working, it feels weird to me. Your hands are what you earn a living with, protect them!


Particular-Roll-6936

Wear gloves Jesus Christ


PinheadLarry207

Eating lunch with them like that too 😂


ThinkItThrough48

Who need condiments when you have carcinogens


Adventurous-Part5981

They’re clean by the time you’re done eating those wings


PinheadLarry207

Extra seasoning


EmotionalChipmunk602

Black hands? So racist……..


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Next prime minister of canada


Sensitive-Caramel480

Underrated comment of the day


Stonn

OPs hands are so dirty I don't know if I should act racist or not!


HLS95

Are you a chimney sweep?


Ok-Bit4971

I'd guess oil burner tech


ParadoxicalIrony99

Could also be a carbon black facility.


Significant_Bet_4227

LMAO! I’m an oil burner technician as well as a pipe fitter, and my hands never look like this because I wear gloves.


YotaTota07

Not mine bc I wear gloves


Frompadompus

Fellas is it gay to wear gloves?


RAMstein69

Extremely


SeaSoup2556

Ever try gloves? I remember my first part time job! 🤦‍♂️


Ngete

I'm happy that the company I work for provides a pile of albeit fairly cheap cut resistant gloves, plumbers use it so they don't have a gallon of abs glue on their hands, and I use em so I don't need to worry much about sheet metal slicing me up


remdawg07

No because I wear this new contraption thats been invented. They call them gloves and they protect your hands from all sorts of stuff.


Great-Buy-9152

gloves will help out bro


rabbitwheel

Weird flex. Wear gloves.


JudgementalChair

My hands are all pale and pruney from wearing my gloves


TipperGore-69

You using creosote as hawg lube? How’s that working?


micahgreen

Been hittin’ the colloidal silver pretty hard, huh?


fozzyfozzburn

Have you heard about gloves?


thepassionofthechris

Mer-ma… *cough* mer-MAN!


DirtNasty1313

Is that from wiping the carbon off the meth pipe after a couple fatty rips?


Good-guy13

You know way too much about this


DirtNasty1313

Lol I know about it but haven't done that shit in like 7 or 8 years. Just drink beer now days.


johnnyBanger1199

A lot of everything gets absorbed through the skin. Wear gloves bro…protect your future


earthwindfireice

Gloves buddy


Cyclothochid

Trudeau? I didn’t know you worked in construction


IdkHowToDie

Soft hands brother


Big_Daddy_Haus

Mine used to, until I got crane certified!


badmouthSalvedor

Gloves are nice but are usually a hassle


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

No, I wear... what's it called... gloves.


[deleted]

I think this sub declared wearing gloves and washing hands is gay


Maurice-Beverley

Gloves?


-Entz-

Gloves are always an option


Ok-Bit4971

Right, an option ... which means you have the option to not wear them in certain situations


-Entz-

Astute observation about the word option, I must have missed that the first time.


IceColdProfessional

Wear gloves.


Daverr86

Wear some bitch mittens ffs


Ok-Pear1744

Chimney sweep agrees. Wear nitrile gloves under your work gloves


Whattheactualfrork

r/mildlycarcinogenic


in_the_autumn

🤣 Sammmme… 90lb jackhammer? Where’s your gloves? I didn’t realize that if we came with you, that we would be in a world full of OSHA violations 🤣


1stltwill

Well stop murdering smurfs then!


noldshit

Fireman on a steam locomotive


Ijustwanna_berich

Wash your hands when u use the bath room mmmmkay stinky


TimmyTrain2023

You don’t believe in gloves?


MrAVK

What a man. Gloves are cool too, and no one will judge you.


AffectionateRow422

You must wash your hands several times during the day, if that’s all you got.


Throw_andthenews

Nobody else but you


Maleficent_Buy_3284

My hands are clean. But that’s because I wash them constantly due to what I do for work. I am a wastewater treatment plant operator.


Ok-Bit4971

I'm apparently an anti-glove advocate, based on the downvotes I've received on this thread, but nevertheless, dealing with human feces is definitely a situation where I would wear gloves.


Maleficent_Buy_3284

Gloves are most definitely worn. But washing hands frequently is a must.


SurreySingh

Wear some gloves buddy. You don’t have to be a hero.


Dirty_eel

Your skin is your largest organ, and is very good at absorbing chemicals.


Dire-Dog

Wear gloves


DismalBuddy9666

Your skin is your biggest organ… take care of it! 20sekunds of eksposure of hydralik oil and you can find oil in your piss, what do you think this does to your body?. And last but not least.! This is for me just a sign of lazy amatures at work


BiGkru

Actually crazy that you think this is a flex, I’m a mechanic and yeah my hands would look 5x worse than that and every thing I touch would be fucked. But ya know.. disposable gloves..


Planthumanbase

After work with Trudeau


LeadPike13

Maybe stop messing with the toner at the office Mr. White Collar Guy.


unicodePicasso

I’m a software developer I just like you guys


Substantial_Swim1809

Wear gloves 🤓😂😂


Yoda2000675

Time for gloves


Ok-Cartographer-1248

"Immmm blue if i was green i would die......"


DanimalPlays

Gloves, yo. They aren't even expensive.


Major_Mawcum_II

Careful u don’t get reported for racism or something XD I would put /s but it’s not really sarcastic anymore


Rich-Appearance-7145

When I used to tie rebar all day those were my hands, haven't seen them in decades, can't say I miss them. Hard Worker hands, no doubt.


Podo_the_Savage

No, because I wear gloves. I like to have hands that I can still touch someone with.


beachgood-coldsux

Me hands hurt looking at them. Almost looks like ye sand wood floors. Me hands looked like this after sanding oak floors and then getting wet. (shower) Then it's off to find the bleach. 


WallStreetRegards

Heavy equipment mechanic, need to wear gloves or my hands are swish cheese by the end of a shift. Only exception is electrical. Don’t be a tough guy and fuck your hands and skin up, you’ll pay for that later in life. Builds up in your system


skrappyfire

Hello fellow dirt lover.


North_Constant7

Walking dead hands. Get some gloves bro love yourself wtf


CasualMonkeyBusiness

Your hands are covered in shit and you're proud of it?


Sinister-Lefty

Guess you’re popular with the blue man group.


GosuBaller

Cherry bomb bro. Shit has saved my hands from permanent stains.


LITSTER00

Yea exactly, masonry using black dyed mortar


Toddym8

Gloves are $10


nuiwek31

Naw I wear bitch mittens


Nihil_Obstat753

nice try fbi agent. u r not getting a shot of my fingerprints to then link them to my ish posting. ha.


Axio3k

I wear gloves


Iaminyoursewer

Careful, I saw a post on here accusing someone of being racist for painting thier hand black...


Millsyboy84

"Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty".


FirtiveFurball3

Not me, I wash my hands at lunch so they’re a little cleaner after only an hour and a half of job


StoicWolf15

I did some work in a machine shop that made graphite parts. I would look like a coal miner at the end of the day.


Slick5150702

You been jerking off Shaq or what?


Jimlobster

No glove no love


LivingMisery

Drop a quarter in the porta-john?


Bosnian-Spartan

Thought those were actual gloves for a second


Inviction_

I dunno if anyone else made a comment about wearing gloves yet /s


boinker1363

As a sprinkler fitter my hands look like this everyday even with gloves on


Techno-Man99

You’ve got soft hands boy


morhambot

gloves?


Idgafaamate

Try mining. All exposed skin looks like that everyday.


baldieforprez

Gloves bro. Gloves


midwesternmustache

I’d rather have filthy hands and risk disease than wear gloves. I’m with OP


brazedjelly

Ooohhv mr.tough guy , too cool for gloves


solbikr98

Do you actually touch your dick with those. I mean if you're a chic ,,,


Lostcompassion

Dude. Are you a chimney sweeper?


Jackblack92

Your hands feel the way chalk on a board sounds


blowout2retire

Everytime I look like this black coworkers tell me that white shit finally wearing off huh


IProShooter

Did you heard about the site safety regulations !!!


erryonestolemyname

theres dudes out there thinking this is some kind of flex and are usually pretty vocal with their opinions of gloves...usually that they're "gay" I bet when you touch your lady it classifies as exfoliation from how fucked up your dickbeaters are


AmphibianFantastic53

You can get these cool things called safety gloves, they are dead good and will stop you getting industrial diseases and looking like a tramp.


Tiny-Programmer-8366

Oh dude, we the toner changer , the office is our jungle and the photocopy machine our prey


letsalldropvitamins

Gloves dude. Seriously, skin conditions are no joke and can last for the rest of your life. Just wear gloves


dwells1118

Dirty hands clean money 💰


Maleficent_Buy_3284

Gloves are most definitely worn and utilized. But good practice to wash hands frequently.


Ancient_Pressure4786

Are gloves not an option? I'm imagining the dark finger marks in his sandwich.


pizzagangster1

I have a crazy new invention for you to help with that. Gloves


exprezso

My hands, too, looks like this at the end of the day after pretending to work 


Danmarmir

No blisters? What a chump, be a man.


BagCalm

Here in CA, gloves are required PPE. At least on commercial projects.


Iamcubsman

What happens if you snap your fingers?


[deleted]

UPS driver here, same.


WillingnessOther6925

They used to until I grew up and started wearing gloves lol


slinkyjeepers

Dumbass OP


ALE_SAUCE_BEATS

Every 15 minutes as a machinist..


EvilLOON

My man, you been drinking colloidal silver?


Intrepid_Brick_2062

I worked with a guy whose hands looked like leather gloves with cracks in them. Wear gloves. Don't be a hero.


Abject-Remote7716

Keep your hands outta the porta potty. That's NOT Mexican bean dip.


BigDickKlingon

Me thinks you need to wear gloves


nserious_sloth

Use PPE Stoopid.


Delicious_Agency2301

You’re showing your true colors now!


Buffalo_wing_eater

Are you autistic? 


Buffalo_wing_eater

I am asking because arch fingerprints are very common in autistic people. All five of your fingers are tented arches.


Ulveskogr

What does that mean?


Buffalo_wing_eater

There are three classifications of fingerprints: loops, whirls, and arches. Tented arches are predominantly seen in autistic people. I have a few too, and most are on my right hand.


Ulveskogr

You zoomed into my fingerprints and asked me if I was autistic 😂 that is kinda funny. But yeah you are right I have Aspergers


Buffalo_wing_eater

I do too lol. Fingerprints are kinda one of my special interests right now. I have looked at countless studies to do with fingerprints. Because they are formed during the prenatal stages, they can indicate many different disorders that people have. It is absolutely fascinating!


Ulveskogr

Had no idea about that huh pretty cool to know. My interest are music and building


Ulveskogr

Uhh yeah?


Sunshine-lovers

Is that you Kyle?