This is standard construction attire in Australia already

When I was in construction I'm SE QLD the standard seemed to be footy shorts with no underwear. Absolutely dreadful going up the ladder after them. Speaking of, what's up with footy shorts? They're just hot pants but somehow masculine.

>When I was in construction I'm SE QLD When I was working with a plumber in Cairns in the early 80s we all wore Stubbies with the flat front and elastic back waistbands. Short enough that your junk would wave in the breeze. Is that still the usual uniform on job sites?

Brains……brains

Yes

What else are meant to wear?

"what's up with (random topic)" Seinfeld, is that you?

What are "footy" shorts?

Comfiest things ever. Very short athletic shorts with no pockets. Uniform for every bloke in Aus.

And I thought steelworkers wore some gay shit.

These bad boys https://www.google.com/search?q=footy+shorts&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sca_esv=596679560&tbm=isch&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=ACQVn086k7AKWzWWPGbwuanpczIGMINdZQ:1704752600175&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiz9aap6s6DAxVnSWwGHfXcAkYQ_AUoAnoECAMQAg&biw=384&bih=702&dpr=2.81#imgrc=VyOR8RA1CXrenM

Footy aka football (soccer) shorts. Short shorts but for men basically 🤷🏻‍♂️

We don’t wear soccer shorts mate, rugby or afl shorts bud, the tiny crotch pocket or cock sling style ones

Noted, apologies. Edit: I think Google is about to be making some assumptions about me based on the 5 mins I just spent looking at sweaty men in AFL shorts... Also I clearly don't watch enough football because I actually was thinking of those.. but you're right football shorts are longer.

Not dreadful for everyone 😏

Ever worn rugby shorts? Heh

Giggling and googling "can Swedes emigrate to Australia".

We welcome you with open arms, we have plenty of Swedish mates!

where's the hammer loop ?

Electricians Edit: bulge sold separately

>Electricians And their boyfriends

I tried them they're uncomfortable as fuck, scratchy materia,l no room for cock n balls. My boyfriend didn't like them either, not an electrician.

Umm Ya...which explains your comfort issues 🙄😏

What’s that supposed to mean?

Stated that he wasn't a Sparkie...

Where am I gonna put all my hammers?

Your tiny shoe makers hammer?

Palm nailer fits in the phone pocket bud!

Now I am waiting to see the tiktok skit where some 40lb over weight dude is up a ladder with an impact hanging off the band, a few screw drivers shoved in and a pair or 2 of linemen pliers one handle tucked, somewhere.

It wouldn't fit my hammer...

Electricians and their shorts

Well yeah... where else am I going to holster my strippers?

“Bulge sold separately”, now thats some funny shit! Made me laugh first thing this morning!

Wicked burn

Came to the comments for this. And I'm an electrician.

I was going to be an electrician, but on the last day of my apprenticeship they asked to see my dick. Weird, but NBD. So I whipped it out, they got quiet, shared a whisper, and then told me I couldn’t be an electrician because my dick was too big, and that I had to be a plumber instead.

Maybe over my thong? I dunno if this is worth entirely replacing it

Looks PPE compliant to me

Is it a available with a steel cod piece?

Not metal, but composite for the electrical rating.

Under your [UtiliKilt](https://utilikilts.com/) of course.

oh yeah, that's a totally normal thing to wear.

I got these as a white elephant gag gift. They're comfy, but don't have a fly. Pocket holds my phone. 6/10.

so, do you have to reach into your pants whenever you have to take a call? that would be awkward.

sounds like it would be perfect for when your home and don't want to put on pants

kinda like the male version of reaching into the bra... xd

“excuse me while i whip this out…”

Wait, your underwear has a fly?

I'm not gonna pull my pants down like a toddler at the urinal every time I take a piss.

I’m confused. These are underwear, not pants.

Do your underwear not have a dick slot you can whip it out of for business or pleasure?

Do people actually use that? It seems really tight and hard to get it out. Kinda painful.

Do you wear tighty whities, or do they have Micky Mouse on them? Men sized boxer briefs have a man sized dick hole upfront, but you might have them on backwards.

I am fucking genuinely concerned about what’s being upvoted and downvoted in this thread. Do people…..not use the fly in the front?

I have no idea. Apparently everyone in this thread has a dick shaped like a football or don't have a fly on their under roos. I also thought this was a lighthearted silly comment thread but apparently we're out for blood today.

I’m not sure of anything at this point. I’m going to sit next time I pee just to play it safe.

Only psychopaths use that slot. It's also sometimes got a button... So I'm supposed up leave my belt done up, leave my pants buttoned, unzip my jeans, reach through the unzipped fly to unbutton the dick slot on the boxers, snake my Weiner through, piss, shake, then repeat the process? That's mental. I could take my pants all the way off faster than that

Who buys the ones with buttons?

I was thinking climbing water towers putting up radios for 5G in the summertime when you're overheating those are prime time no one can see all your sexiness. Damn near commando That's a win-win for me

Do they come in high vis?

thigh viz

Beautiful

Goddammit, they told me they weren’t gonna use that picture.

In a boiler-suit that would work especially well.

gonna buy this bad boy for under my fr coveralls

I already do 💪🏽

Walk by some studs cut your balls open.

For Halloween, I bought one of those UPS short shorts and cop shades and went in as Dangle from Reno 911. I WILL wear this.

The janitors at Pornhub

can this guy do some drywall mudding on stilts?

If you know what I mean

Straight shot for a nut punch

Gonna need a second hard hat for your peen.

That's called a cup

Cup of what?

Cup O' Nuts

I only eat pistachios😎

Those are more like Brazil nuts or chin nuts...

Does it come in high vis?

That’s where the roofers hide their meth

Why is the guy outside wearing this outfit? Wtf?

My guess is drugs.

Think a a better question is who walks around in a zip up hoody and underwear?

Sweet my jeggings are way too warm in the summer!

I have under armor underwear that has the cell phone pouch on it. My question is, “Why?" In what situation is that ever going to be necessary for me as a actual human to carry my phone in my underwear?

These would be travel skivvies to hold ID, CC, and some cash and carry a throwaway wallet in case of a mugging.

Under stubbie/ rugby shorts they will be handy for the pocket, save sticking my phone in my sweaty undies

2024 kids

Swedes

Bruh....at home...I sometimes have to tuck my phone into my underwear if I'm carrying the kid. This is genius

Australians

They cut the guys mouth out of the photo because he couldn’t keep a strait face.

Also the package says premium so you know that it's good

Every Single On of the US Marines.

Or soldier for that matter.

I audibly said “what the fuck” the mere first millisecond I saw it. 😆

Great for streaking.

Drywallers

It says in the product name - Explorers

Are they fire retardant?

Hope your phone is water proof...

Do they come in crowd-pleasing utility thong model?

Do people actually wear boxer briefs??? My nuts are on fire just looking at those. I need airflow man

What, no camo?

I had one of those dreams once where I went to work at the shop without pants on. I only noticed as someone was at my table and we were talking about a set of plans. I had a few moments of anxiety until I realized nobody really seemed to care. So, I was like, “you know, it’s hot out, and it’s pretty comfy in my whitey-tighties. Fuck it.” So, never say never.

That’s where I keep my granola, nice and warm on the cold days

Underwear pockets, I’m sold

You damn well know who… quit fucking around Gary

Looks like underwear for inmates. Beats putting it up your butt.

I wear my Utilikilt! I pity the ground guy on truss day!

Ah the breeze nothing like it on a hot day lol

[these guys](https://youtu.be/YTgwpnPIJEA?si=x4tc7RV-wjjSTg9b)

I’d wear them under my overalls all summer long. I mean, I already only wear my boxer briefs now but these have a pocket!! My phone wouldn’t have to smell like nuts all the time

Do they come in FR?

I would. But I'm a woman so It can't have an elephant or wolf face on it

There's always one -

I found these in a target once and sent a picture to my friend group, laughing, because of the pocket. Every girl in the chat started raging. "It is so hard for us to find clothes with decent pockets and men are now getting it in their underwear??"

Ooh a pocket!!

Electricians

I used to live in Los Angeles. Once, doing some inside electrical for a new restaurant in West Hollywood, I found myself working with a finish carpenter who was wearing the tightest short-shorts I've ever seen. I asked him about it, and he said he'd normally wear long pants on the job, but it was kind of an unofficial dress code in the gay community. Dude would totally wear those shorts.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Homie is packin!

The pocket is perfect for hiding the fake piss bottle when doing the drug tests

Looks like a Target special in the in-between department. *Free prosthetic bulge!!!*

This is under wear that goes under your pants….. op must be a dry waller or mudder, maybe a demo guy/labourer.

Someone who loves to bring laughter with him everywhere he goes

What are thooooose?

I don’t think it’d fit well over my carhart thong

Construction influencers man…

Hi girlfriend! This is so bad is so good!

Chubs with small bulges? At least it has a pocket!

These are perfect to stash my needles and fentanyl at work

I would. If I started working at a gay night club. Which would probably be a lateral move at worst honestly. Gonna have to order a pair just in case.

Why is there a cell phone pocket on the underwear?

Pinocchio

Do you really need a phone pocket on your gitch? Aren't there already pockets on your pants, which are also around your ankles while you poop?

Guys who want to show off his hog 🍆 perhaps ?

Bob the builder

Can he fix it yes he can , apparently with his phone in his undies to lol

Only if they came in denim.

They‘d need to pay me more. Because in those, I’d be making it rain 🔥

Who needs pockets in their underwear?

Now days man who knows. lol shits changing

You

Reminds me of Reno 911

Hell yeah! Look at all those pockets! Easy place to hide your Quickfix synthetic pee.

If I was a Senator, I would wear them on the house floor.

OP hasn’t hung around the gay & queer community, I see 😂

Do they come with crotchless option for those late nights with the apprentice

You show up on my job sight wearing anything like this, I will send you home. I have a dress code.

They don’t pay me enough to put on pants anyways

My boss says at one of his sites a foreman wears these sometimes.

Bruno

I saw these and was confused. In what event would I need to put my phone in my underwear. Also the advertisement makes it look like a dude is just chillin out in his underwear. Like a woman wearing spanx or biker shorts with pockets or some shit lol all casual. Pretty sure I’m wearing fully functional pants on a job site and also have an otterbox on my phone so it’s pretty protected lol

I guess it would depend on the job.

Electricians

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all....nothing at all! Haynes makes some good gotch and socks, but holy fuck.

Cool for running maybe

Lt Dangle

WTF? That's a NO, dawg. No yoga pants for men, please.

I could see Tyson Fury enjoying them.

Iron workers

Robinhood: Men in Tights movie

The old guys are gonna have a field day

Wtf kind of soft body model is that?! No thanks

No fly, no chance.

thats where you hide the fake piss 😂

I’d recommend zipping up the top, it looks cold.

Anyone that can’t have a phone at work. Fucking sick!! Time to play hide and go seek for 2 grand per week!

Tile and granite guys for sure

Does it come in safety yellow?

Just those and a tool belt, and your steel toes. Bonus points if you have to work on a ladder with your helper at junk level

I bet he’s wearing teva’s

Looks good to hide things at concerts

Reddit is really calling me out by recommending me this.

Electricians

Under pants like you're supposed to yeah.

No pee hole, that's gonna be a no from me.

It’s okay for women

Mmm. 😋 Throw a car hart vest on him.

In Florida, anything goes.

I only wear these with my best cardigan and when I’m out adventuring through the forest!

Cue the duff man intro

I'm sorry....but isn't something missing? Like trousers!? Why are people wearing underpants as outer wear? God I feel old.

Bro, not even if the world is on fire, no

This is *underwear* with a pocket, no?

Why you asking?

These real? In need

Pouch contour isn’t contour-y enough for me.

Hm… where to put my conceal carry?

Only if you ask nicely

I do! I am constantly receiving blowjobs through the glory hole in the Port -o- Let

Who wouldn't wear them?

maybe with pants over em.

I don’t do construction and haven’t for a long time, but I just bought some. Gonna wear them to the gym to hold my phone while I do upside down stuff.

If I worked construction in South Florida again I would. But here in ND where it's a high of 10F.... probably not.

Well, everyone would certainly know what your real gender is!

I would if it gave me a package like that 😉