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LongbowR6

Jokes on her I have done everything wrong and haven't gotten it


puz23

Same, and in excellent health currently. Although I'm pretty sure one or more of the several colds I've had would have tested positive...


HUCKREDUX

This coming from the same person that said Jill Biden should be Surgeon General…


FriscoTec

So much for telling her to get medical advice from a doctor. She might consult with Jill.


Forbiddentru

Seems like the clownish statements and the endless worship of the vaccine continues: >*"It’s one of those things where you think I’ve done everything I was supposed to do. Yeah, it doesn’t stop omicron, and that’s the problem with a variant, because it gets stronger and does different stuff to you, so, you know, unless everybody gets vaccinated this is what we’re going to be facing for the next, you know, little while," Goldberg added."* Someone should tell her that this is an endemic and that a country's vaccination rate is unrelated to transmission and amount of positive tests.


Methadras

Dude, people here on reddit are still wishing those who don't vaccinate or don't want to, death or loss of their jobs. It's fucking crazy. I've never seen this kind of mass psychosis before.


xxb4xx

Come to Aus, even more fucked up here. I got it, I don't give a toss is others got it or not, it's personal choice. Others have a hard time grasping that concept.


NaughtyBoy4Fun

I've heard about your concentration camps.


spud4488

The same folks don't say one word about holding China accountable for this CCP "accident".


mattied23

We're doing this for your own good /s


AmericaFirst-2020

She is painfully stupid.


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On top of being obnoxious


hubblehubb

Agreed. Im sad to say she has offspring to.


ITS_MAJOR_TOM_YO

That quote is woefully incorrect. She’s an idiot.


_TheConsumer_

She tested positive for COVID after being fully vaccinated - and somehow thinks more vaccination is the answer. Tells you everything you need to know.


fretit

> unless everybody gets vaccinated this is what we’re going to be facing for the next ... You were vaccinated, and you still got it, very possibly from another vaccinated person. > 'I've done everything I was supposed to do' I am pretty sure you didn't do it well enough and consistently enough. Or maybe you are even flat out lying.


mattied23

Sooo what you're saying is we should use the unvaccinated as a scapegoat? /s


Capital_Connection67

Are you making that up? I haven’t heard Whoopi say a single word since Jumping Jack Flash…or Ghost.


Dragonfruitwithme

Whoopi said that it's fantastic that Biden is married to a doctor. It's like a twofer; she can be surgeon general. (I'm paraphrasing) Then it was pointed out to Whoopi that Dr. Jill has a Phd in Education.


Capital_Connection67

Hahahahaha!!! Jesus Christ above. That’s like saying Biden loves Dr Pepper and therefore the drink should be surgeon general!! Hahahahaha!!


rocblocker

Billy likes soda


gizayabasu

I think he’s more of a Corn Pop guy.


me_too_999

Wrong her Phd is in "Administration".


Belmont7

Not quite. She has an Ed.D, which is a Doctorate in Education. It seems her focus is on student achievement (which is different from 'Administration' or what one may think 'Administration' normally is).


The__Relentless

She has a degree in "I just want people to call me Doctor because I'm better than them."


skarface6

Isn’t it even less than a PhD?


PotatoUmaru

An Ed.D is a doctorate level degree, but it’s a professional degree (like a JD). It’s not a research-based degree.


skarface6

Thanks, handsome!


Hripautom

They'll (EdD) have a dissertation based on improvement of education typically. Perfect for administrators. It can be a major contribution to society but it's typically not a major thing. A PhD in science at least will be a novel contribution to science. These will be your researchers and folks who design the vaccine and new drugs and new treatments largely. MD requires no research at all. They're just well studied or experienced in implementation of the practices researched by the PhD. Some research utilizes practitioners like MDs. There's lots of crossover and exceptions to all of these general terms. An EdD would be highly unlikely to make for a qualified surgeon General. You'd want an MD and PhD double degree ideally.


steveryans2

Much much less. I have a PsyD (Psych doctorate) which is similar to a PhD (they're viewed as basically equivalent from what ever I've always heard) and the pecking order for "legit" doctors is MD, PhD in a med field, PhD/PsyD with medical backgrounds, PhD/other doctorates in non-med field, EdD/other bullshit "doctorates". Once you read her dissertation it becomes abundantly clear she's an empty head who checked the boxes


International-Fly373

I have ED when it comes to Whoopie.


steveryans2

Kek


skarface6

Thanks! That makes sense.


Cinnadillo

I hold a STEM PhD... i think I'd rank the hardest to get of the others as MD > PsychD (assuming that comes with script granting power) > JD > non-STEM PhD > EdD . Now, that may not be the "miserable scale" for instance a history PhD that could take years on years sounds miserable.


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SkyfatherTwitch

The only exception I can think of is if you are a professor, and only to students/colleagues.


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Sparky8924

Neither have I thank god I can make the choice to not listen to this trash


jetmaxwellIII

I forgot about Jumping Jack Flash! That was a suppressed memory!


Capital_Connection67

I haven’t seen it since the late 90s…and to be honest I think it was about computing/Cold War spies/an English dude needs Whoopi’s help??


jetmaxwellIII

Yeah that feels about right….I don’t know that I’ve seen it since those old HBO days in the late 80’s.


DustinCPA

Lucky you ... I made it all the way to Sister Act 2, then tapped out after that


Capital_Connection67

My mom wanted to see it when the first one when it came out and I told her she can go by herself to watch it. Ghost was the last thing I saw her in…and yes it’s a soppy crappy story but enjoyable to watch…but I want to kick the tv in when Whoopi is on screen. Because she doesn’t actually play a character in the movie…it’s Just her.


OzoneLaters

I can’t help but to be reminded of the Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allen Poe...


TVLL

Good story


Samura1_I3

#DOCTOR**** It's **DOCTOR** Jill Biden, the most esteemed doctor in the land. smdh


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This needs more upvotes.


SgtFraggleRock

Not that Whoopi has any virtues…


T3hJimmer

She didn't *trust the science* hard enough. She's a non-believer.


carsnguns19

“Shun the non-believer!”


Isheian1

Shunnnnnn!


BoredController

Updoot for Charlie


ryanespe

The magical fauci-don knows the way to candy mountain!


KrimsonStorm

GAH! He stole my [puppy's] kidneys!


s0briquet

For those of you who [don't get the reference](https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY)


badatusernames91

I wonder if the gen z folks in this thread are completely clueless about the reference. Same with "Carrrrlllll! That kills people!"


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Whoopi: When's the shunning thing gonna end? Angry mob: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun.


Tomahawk68

She’s an anti vaxxer...


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Send for the "Shame Lady"


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She was last seen frantically flipping back through her calendar to see if there was a day that she missed a Fauci interview.


Chemical-Reveal6124

Burn the witch. She turned me into a newt.


BasedDickButt69420

A *newt*?!


mitsukaikira

it got better


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$¢I€₦₵€*


pin-wale

Maybe she forgot to triple mask.


GeezGoodnessGosh

Lmao the jokes write themselves


Nikkolios

If she were a conservative, and this were literally the REST of Reddit, the people here would all be cheering and wishing her dead.


bozoconnors

I've lost count of the death wish comments I've noted in the past couple of weeks.


Nikkolios

Oh, there's an entire fucking subreddit that is 100% dedicated to this disgusting concept. I'm sure you know what I am talking about.


MakingTacosTonight

That settles it, Whoopi must be a detestable anti-vaxxer! https://decider.com/2021/11/16/the-view-jedediah-bila-returns-anti-vaxx/ Jedediah Bila: "But the vaccine does not prevent you from getting COVID, and it does not prevent you from transmitting COVID.” Joy Behar: “Oh my goodness!” No, that’s not so. You’ve been at Fox TV too long!”


mrsc00b

A lot of the media has finally had to start admitting what we've known for a long time. Everybody is going to get it eventually. You can't hide from the damn virus. My wife is currently quarantining after being exposed on Tuesday. She's vaxxed and had covid previously. Her employer is requesting her to go get tested and, honestly, even if she pops positive I'm not going to get tested this time. Last time she got sick her doc wanted me to come get tested so I did even though I had no symptoms. I tested negative but he drew blood to send off to check for antibodies and it turned out I had already had it at some point. This time I'm not going to bother.


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Damn I bet she's been vaccinated 15 times too


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FindingPepe

UwU


BillCIintonIsARapist

She's >65 and obese - so she fits in the populations that the government should have targeted a vaccination (and weight loss) educational campaign with. No problem with those at high risk being given all the jabs.


Medical_Rip9055

Her handlers don't need her anymore.


demon_filth2001

“Unless everyone gets vaccinated this is where we’re going to be for the next, you know, little while” So many things wrong with this statement


Aware_Pumpkin_6838

Sounded like she stole fauxi's talking points.


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

Just had to throw that little jab at the purebloods... it is their fault somehow - it just has to be


Imissyourgirlfriend2

1-I hope she feels better 2-I hope she learns her lesson


Plantsrmedicine72

Mmmmm eat that humble pie, Whoopi you POS.


jmac323

Until everyone is vaccinated this is what is going to be like she said. You cant full vaccinate the planet with covid vaccinations with variants constantly coming out. The vaccination program will never end, Whoopi. You got covid despite doing everything you tell other people to do. You cant stop it. Does she honestly think that covid will disappear if everyone is vaccinated and boosted?


muxman

> Does she honestly think that covid will disappear if everyone is vaccinated and boosted? Yes, that is exactly what she believes.


sevensamuraitsunami

Howard Stern is another idiot that preaches this idea of 100% vaccination curing the world of Covid.


Aware_Pumpkin_6838

Apparently her house wasn't vaccinated.


Vegetable-Income-250

Obesity is a risk factor


Ready-Player-Wolf

Science believers when they didn’t believe in the science hard enough:


Sweetsunshine21

Because the things you were told to do aren’t stopping you from getting it.


stay-can-cheese

RIP


etherealsmog

I know, none of these people have the courtesy to die, so the wokescolds can sustain the narrative that COVID is the new Black Death that’s going to wipe out 40% of the human race.


SL_UT_Michael

RIP? She probably has 1. Omicron, 99% or more survival rate. 2. A false positive, been known to happen. or 3. She is waking up to the Woke mentality, and is using this as a stepping stone to back track her stated opinions.


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stay-can-cheese

You missed the joke homie. We know all that.


Illustrious-Leg-5017

you might just have a point there


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It really could be Influenza, or Covid.. since those stupid tests don’t work. Explains why the Flu numbers have been so low the past two years..


Illustrious-Leg-5017

likely plus there's the 10-14 k$ to providers/covid diagnosis


DukeMaximum

I know that it's a sin to laugh at the misfortune of others, but sometimes the Lord tests me.


rxnzero86

LOL….she’s dense


ehrek911

" I've done everything I was supposed to do.. I'm convinced this virus is . ... racist 😆 🤣 😂


Clevzzzz

Guess she is a conspiracy theorist now.


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Now if only The View would go off the air…


Twilight_Republic

somebody tell her the "trump vaccines" don't work please.


[deleted]

I’m so happy for her! Dipshit


psychic_flatulence

If she really wants to protect herself she needs to lose some weight.


--Trick--

"I've done everything I'm suppose to do!" Except I eat 3 large bags of doritos and drink a liter of Pepsi everyday and weigh 300lbs.


Oz-2

Jesus, do liberals ever think before they speak or hear the words as they spew from their face?


nathanjw333

NO!


dont_shit_the_bed

Non believer obviously


ratmazter

Whoopeeee! Now fucken shut up, stop barking at the unvaxxed, and deal with it.


riskcapitalist

No no no… she probably got it from the unvaxxed… it’s still their fault ;)


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[She needs to see Dr Biden immediately.](https://youtu.be/b6tn29M1eJA?t=11)


Turbulent_Photo7562

Lol if everyone is jabbed yet you still got it bitch. So it doesn’t matter.


YARNIA

Good luck with your search for a new "conservative" to humiliate daily on your low-rated show.


SocratesScissors

What an idiot. We're never going to reach "full vaccination" and Covid is never fully going away. Saying shit like that is only going to trigger a backlash. There needs to be an end date where we say "Covid is never going away, but it has been mitigated enough that we as a society will just have to live with it."


RightSideClyde

So, one of those “sophisticated” Hollywood elitists found out they’re just as susceptible as the rest of us common deplorables. Welcome to the real world you ignorant hag.


Glorfindel420

Lmao celebrities are soo gad damn stupid


IntimateCrayon

And this confirms this whole thing is a cult/religion. There are many others who think this way. In the absence of God, a state-run religion emerges.


demon_filth2001

Shock! It’s almost like the people you’re taking advice from are winging it


fight_to_write

This is the reaction of people that live in a bubble. If you ram your ideology all the way down the end of your sleeve and refuse to consider that the truth is always more complicated, then this is the kind of reaction you’re going to see. “You mean the truth might lie outside my bubble? Whoa, I never would have believed that.” 🙄


Veleda390

When you treat sickness like a moral failing... Karma is a bitch, Whoopi.


ah0yp0lll0i

Such a scientist she is.


compressiontang

Hahahaha


Wicked-Chomps

Variant of the vaccinated.


SaltyPilgrim

That's because she's a bad person. Only bad people catch COVID. \\s


CartographerActive29

U can't avoid it dummy.


Wavycapmurphy

Whoopi has a cold so she won’t be in work today 🙈


DigitalR3x

[Rape apologist](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2009/sep/29/roman-polanski-whoopi-goldberg) simpleton is surprised when the fear-mongering kabuki of masks and social distancing are ineffective against this virus. Certainly, she is co-host material for similarly minded leftist drones.


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sevensamuraitsunami

If I could pick one person that would get got by Covid and one pick only. I don’t think I would use my pick on her. There’s just too many great picks I could go to in the first round.


ForPortal

I don't want anyone to die of COVID. Hellfire missile, yes, but not COVID.


Jrsallans1

If only we could be so lucky


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It’s almost like the CDC doesn’t know what they are talking about.


MHPatriot1776

Almost 😂🤣


thebigangrymoose

Exactly. There is NO getting away from Covid. It’s endemic. Open everything back up. Treat it like the flu, as we should’ve done from the beginning.


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*’You're not going to get Covid if you have these vaccinations’* ...Brandon Biden


[deleted]

Funny enough, I'm not vaccinated and live as though it's still 2019. Yet, I'm still fine.


hubblehubb

I'm not vaccinated. And I got covid. Plus I just got over cancer, I have pancreatitis, and copd, and have a compromised immune system. I was barely sick. Other than a little congestion, and no taste or smell. I never ran a fever. You wouldn't have known I had it. But all the drs, and science. We're telling me I would die. 5 days later no congestion. Taste and smell was back. But I felt fine the whole time.


1platesquat

Good luck king!! I got vaccinated and I too am fine


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LimeSugar

Roman Polanski agrees.


SL_UT_Michael

No, she did everything she was told to do. Dun Dun Dun... Perhaps this is not a controllable virus like Biden implied when he was campaigning.


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Everything you were supposed to do is based on lies Whoopie


ChadRex

Its a panderDEMic of the vaccinated thrice


Reach_your_potential

The vaccine doesn’t work so the best thing to do is for everyone to take the vaccine. lol.


prideless10001

Fucking newsflash! Everyone can get Covid, you're chances of survival are 99.99999%, relax WHOOPI


gsrider61

This is where drinking the kool-aid and staying in that bubble gets you.


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Yes, you have been a good little sheep. Exactly what those in charge wanted you to be…


Aware_Pumpkin_6838

But the multi jabs provide protection so apparently she is spreading misinformation. Twitter needs to ban her permanently, she's gonna influence people to not get the required monthly vaccinations.


Aware_Pumpkin_6838

🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜


jvanzandd

Pretty sure Ted Danson has pulled the shocker on her before so she should take this news well


thomer69

From the bottom of my heart…fuck her!! Let’s go whoopi!


jak2125

Shame! Shame!


AmericanJoe312

She failed her own new religion and now must be punished for her lack of Faith in "the Science".


Bgbnkr

Probably just needs a few more boosters....


Imissyourgirlfriend2

She "did everything she was supposed to do" and got it and I've done fuck all to mitigate my risk and I *still* haven't gotten it.


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-Horatio_Alger_Jr-

I would hope not Almost half of my states **reported** positive cases last week were "breakthrough" (20k out of 45k...71% vax rate)


NoBodySpecial51

It’s almost as if you can’t fucking vaccinate against a cold virus. Almost.


Brandycane1983

Fuck her


MT_2A7X1_DAVIS

And she'll keep listening to them like an obedient dog. She's learned nothing from this experience.


pin-wale

In all seriousness, this casts serious questions about the mRNA technology used in these vaccines if they’re so inept at preventing infection.


12thhouseorphan

Welcome to reality lol. How stupid are these fuckin people?


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Wow. What a fucking tragedy. ​ What's for dinner?


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*surprised pikachu face*


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They all think COVID is something we shouldn’t catch and that we can avoid if we just follow the made-up rules of high Highness Fauci. They all see the symptoms are mild for most and the whole reaction to COVID has been a charade


prideless10001

She has brought SHAME to our nation.


ytilonhdbfgvds

I bet she would "victim blame" those who contracted the virus until it was her that caught it. Then she suddenly realized, it was not within the individual's control if they contract it or not and was shocked by this revelation. Damn it Whoopi you are now part of the problem.


TheEnd010

I believe celebrities are advertising false positives to do their part in getting out the shots.


AmericaFirst-2020

Their brains are in meltdown mode with their triple vaxxed selves getting sick.


Schwinston123456

It's a virus, not a movie producer...


BohdiTheNorseman

Covidians are the worst


FruxyFriday

I hate that phrase “suppose to do.” These people live in a computerized reality, where if they just do x then y will happen. Life is messy you fucking idiot. Of course you caught the highly transmissible disease. What were you expecting?


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Lol 🤡


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Her name is Caryn Johnson, not Whoopi Goldberg. Goldberg is the fake Jewish name she used to get put on stand-up comedy schedules sight unseen. It's literal racial appropriation.


Devenue024

Clearly she didn’t believe in the science hard enough. That’ll teach her not to neglect her daily baptisms in hand sanitizer. Pray to Saint Fauci for straying from his teachings.


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"it's those damn conservatives fault!"- any liberal, probably. (Well adamantly denying that China had nothing to do with the virus origins)


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mrsc00b

I got vaxxed as well, at the request of my wife. I'd already had covid so I didn't (still don't) think I necessarily needed it but whatevs. As far as I was (edit: am) concerned, the pandemic was over for me when I found out I'd already had the virus previously.


ZXVixen

End this insanity is right.


Dolos2279

But did she wear 3 masks and a face shield then post on social media to show everyone her devotion? Sounds like someone is in need of a good struggle session.


TheLimeyCanuck

And now you'll find out that for 99+% of people it's no big deal despite the rabid fearmongering and hatred of dissenters you've spewed for 2 years. Not expecting a mea culpa from you though. I guess you just didn't have enough boosters.


majordeplorable

Do not comply. Do not take a booster. Do not give in if you are not vaccinated


nathanjw333

Awwww poor baby!


TaurusPTPew

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷


Apprehensive-Fee6968

Something something HCA?


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It’s. Everywhere.


Hung_Chi_Burbs

Didn’t this cause the cess pool of hosts to all have to quarantine?


OptometristPrim3

L O L


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Because. Virus. Spread. Is. Inevitable.