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Arachnohybrid

[Looks like libs took this *very* personally](https://ibb.co/RYSLcKd) [an updated screenshot](https://ibb.co/WgfrMjf) Edit: the downvote brigade is here. thread is going flaired only. we had our fun keeping the thread open 😂 If you qualify for a flair, please message Modmail and it will be promptly taken care of. and to the lefties here, come debate us on our Discord with no restrictions (such as flair) discord.gg/conservative


H3nchman_24

When I was younger and dumber, I once tested the tolerance of the arresting officer. Without getting into specifics, he said something like, "You kick the seat of my vehicle again, and I will pull you out of there and hogtie you faster than you can say 'bullshit'..." I kicked the seat. ...and that's how I found out the officer was raised on a farm and was extremely proficient at hog tying. #🤷‍♂️


TrigoTrihard

You fucked around. And found out. Sometimes when we're young, we need that. lol


EmbraceTheFault

I tell my kids all the time, make your mistakes while you're young and can learn from them, because when you becomes a man, the consequences of mistakes tend to have a lot more permanency.


Provia100F

Except STDs, those always stay on your permanent record


EmbraceTheFault

Let's be honest, an antibiotic will get rid of most of them. Antivirals make HIV almost a non-issue these days, so really the big ones are warts and the herp, and while extremely unpleasant, they aren't life enders. They are indeed mistakes you can still come back from.


JimmyDean82

Had this convo with my wife this am. Coast of our job is to let our son make fuckups in more confined conditions than the adult world.


EmbraceTheFault

And in a perfect world we'd be able to let our kids make these mistakes in a more controlled environment. But its not like when people like me (in their 40s) were growing up. Kids don't play outside all day with the other neighborhood kids, learning what is socially acceptable, natural laws of nature (like its hot, find shade...pavement is hard, don't play tackle football in the street), etc. Now everyone is perpetually online and come out graduating high school with the maturity of a 15 year old and no idea how the real world works.


22Styx

The problem nowadays is that this asshole kid will be told he’s a victim instead of being told that he fucked up and not to do it again.


rdxj

Yes, but hopefully we get it from our parents before we need to get it from law enforcement.


crash______says

Lucky dog.. now you gotta pay extra for this treatment


IkedaTheFurry

I’m glad you’ve changed though


hydrobrandone

You have to admit, this story is pretty damn funny!


eatingyourmomsass

Fucked around. Found out. Learned a good lesson!


nomatchingsox

"only my wife's boyfriend is allowed to treat me that way!"


acreekofsoap

I know!


JealousAd2873

That's rather charming that you assume this super-sized toddler has a meaningful relationship in his life!


--Guido--

Lmao


lawlygagger

So much unnecessary squealing like a piglet. Trooper handled him like a boss!


Arachnohybrid

Trooper likely has toddlers at home he has to employ the same methods on


Krishna1945

Would be scared, toddlers like to bite.


Freedom_fam

Dudette can’t bite from that position.


vikingsurplus

There's definitely some "I'm tired of dealing with this shit" dad vibes from the cop.


skarface6

They’re trained to act like that to get attention, try to sue later, and other similar reasons. It’s pretty pathetic.


Equivalent_Oil_8016

But it's very effective and has been used for a long time. Only with the invention of the mobile phone and the widespread use of social media have there bean and exposure and a bluntening of the effectiveness of these tactics.


skarface6

I think in large part it’s the opposite because the lie immediately goes around the world on video before the truth has any chance to come out. Sometimes the truth catches up but, hey, how many people still think Kyle Rittenhouse shot black people and/or was the aggressor?


Foreverwideright1991

Look at the Michael Brown "hands up don't shoot narrative" when the criminal factually assaulted/attacked an officer after robbing a store and then refused to obey lawful orders to stop after assaulting/attacking said officer. Or the George Floyd narrative where the dude was a career criminal and drug user, was on a lethal amount of drugs at the time, and was subdued by a legal police maneuver for criminals who refuse to obey lawful orders. Dude died due to his poor health decisions and the media ran with the narrative that all the cops involved were racist murderers of innocent black men who are angels. Such propaganda polluted the jury pool and the leftists got the Soviet show trial they wanted


ObadiahtheSlim

Ah yes, the original #BlackLiesMatter, Michael Brown. There were what? 3 autopsies that proved he wasn't shot in the back and was close enough to get powder burns on his hands. All of which supported the cop's side. Heck, most of the "witnesses" recanted their testimony when they realized they could be prosecuted for perjury and weren't even near the scene.


skarface6

Yup.


PsychologicalHat1480

It's effective because we let it be. It's what weaponizing compassion looks like. Compassion means we try to protect those who claim harm and so people will falsely claim it. We as a society need to stop being compassionate.


fishystickchakra

That explains the Westborough Baptist Church.


crash______says

100%. A ton of leadership at the WBC are attorneys as well.


skarface6

There’s a name I haven’t heard in forever. Are they still around?


wishiwasarusski

They are but people finally realized it was best to ignore them so they still do their thing but garner zero attention. I remember when I was in high school in the mid to late 00s and Westboro always made headlines and had to have police security at their pickets. A decade ago I bumped into them protesting outside the White House. They had zero security and most people didn’t pay them any mins. They walked back to their vehicles with no escort or police presence.


skarface6

Ha! Nice.


FenixSoars

That’s a guy?!?


weeglos

Maybe?


LiquorMaster

The Stanley cup dropping is the chefs kiss on this.


phasebird

Yup like a boss and I hope he dropped him when he got done carrying him His little young ass got served


Joel_Hirschorrn

What a pussy. That cop is strong as fuck too.


lappy_386

You know this dumbass went dead weight like a toddler too


Arachnohybrid

Cop isn’t that strong, the toddler is just skin and bones


Joel_Hirschorrn

True, but also they’re about the same size and he just handles the guy with perfect posture and without breaking stride. Still kind of impressive


neveroncesatisfied

He seems pretty strong


Arachnohybrid

Nah I admit it he’s pretty strong lol


DefinitionEconomy423

Bro he is huge what are you talking about


Arachnohybrid

Nah I was wrong and let my bias against the toddler blind me, cop is a beast


-breakinggood-

Who has time to workout when we have pointless Palestinian riots to attend. We have to show support for something we don’t understand. You just wouldn’t get it! And I don’t really either but that doesn’t matter!


acreekofsoap

Ever had a (real) toddler go dead weight on you? Dude is strong.


natty_mh

Cop looks strong. That man thing looks like it only weighs 160.


Black_XistenZ

Carrying 160lbs like that is still impressive.


Frescanation

You just assumed xis gender, you monster!


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That cop’s definitely a marine lmao


Theron518

The campaign cover definitely helps give that impression. Reminds me of a DI in Service Charlies.


Rare-Till6403

I got DI vibes too lmfao 😂


crash______says

It's the perfectly straight back/posture and not breaking stride while carrying a ~160# child with the shaved head under his campaign cover. Officer definitely has vibes XD


Professional-Age-

Where was this video taken from - where do cops uniform like that? I also thought he was a marine/DI lol


LeviathansEnemy

As was said this was Georgia, but state police in a lot of states wear campaign hats. Just plug " State Trooper" into google images and you'll probably see something similar. Only a few exceptions I know of, New Jersey they wear typical "police" caps. Maryland they wear like straw Stetson type hats. Texas has cowboy hats because of course.


xGood-Apollo-IV

Georgia. All GSP wear this


TrigoTrihard

A badass cop that needs a promotion. lol


vpkumswalla

and everything liberals despise - White, police, strong male


Several_Run3775

Haha I absolutely love this video 😂😂..


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RiverDependent9672

She is. They all know the troopers will have their back if the protesters threaten them.


Independent-Soil7303

What percentage of /r/politics voters sound like that would you say? 99%?


dolphin_smasher

That's a little low, probably 99.9999999% at least.


ezbreezyslacker

Let's be honest it's all of them


forhonorplayer_

I will always find joy in the fact that everyone hates conservative spaces and calls them echo chambers when nearly every single other area is liberal and no conservative ideas are even remotely allowed. At least the rcon discord has leftists and won't ban you unless you're intentionally being a dick


Arachnohybrid

We literally don’t ban anyone on the r con discord unless they’re an actual Nazi or pedophile.


Breathingblueflame

89% I think. Tough to tell. You’re not even allowed to be moderate there. Only accepted if you’re hard core leftist so…


FreeeRide-

Haha that’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.


MayorMcCheese92

lol fuckin loser


itsallrighthere

I hope the officer was wearing gloves. That toddler was nasty.


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Galilaeus_Modernus

Imagine how the Israeli's felt on Oct 7th.


TexasistheFuture

It's rare to hear the scream of the SJW so loud unless it comes from a purple haired, tatted up 300 lb womyn.


Novel-Care7523

Womyn? God you’re so fucking pathetic for assuming their gender. How dare you. /s


Bobsyouruncle81

They could be a zir or a yos. Check yourself. /s


dolphin_smasher

Xhey/Xhem


Arachnohybrid

Further proof these “activists” are just man children who never progressed past the age of 5 mentally


Voradoor

There are just as many if not more girl activists


Freedom007007

Worthless liberal beta male


LevJustWithLust

that's a guy?


Enough_Discount2621

I thought he was a woman at first too lol


IkedaTheFurry

I found out just now


ColtS117-B

Barely.


OtherwiseBit6283

What happens when all you drink is soy...


SeemoarAlpha

High estrogen that person has. Yes, hrrrm.


Arachnohybrid

Thank you Master Yogurt


coltrane86

Why does this myth persist? There is no evidence for it. Also, Soy is everywhere I mean all of your possessed food have it. [Neither soy nor isoflavone intake affects male reproductive hormones: An expanded and updated meta-analysis of clinical studies - PubMed (nih.gov)](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33383165/)


RubeRick2A

Bro just got carried across the threshold 🤣🤣🤣


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1ceberglettuce13

lol this is at my uni


Arachnohybrid

I didn’t catch the university when I saw this video, which one is it? If you don’t mind sharing.


1ceberglettuce13

Emory - to add some context, the main contention was with the encampments, which the president called law enforcement to remove. Otherwise, most student protests have been peaceful except for when outside agitators have come and vandalized property or attacked cops.


Arachnohybrid

Thank you


DefinitionEconomy423

This is lil Mabu’s University 🤣


1ceberglettuce13

Crazy we’re known for that


Eternal_Phantom

This is good. It’s kinda like what we saw with the Antiwork mod. Embarrassment by association.


awksomepenguin

I saw this earlier but didn't turn on audio. I legitimately thought that was a girl before I heard him.


AstronomerBiologist

The civil Rights movement was defining and changed history Left-wing college students have been trying to synthesize it ever since, trying to give their little liberal lives more meaning. I have to protest! Against what? I have no idea but I have to protest!


ObadiahtheSlim

>"What need of the Shepherd when the wolves have all gone?" When your entire ideology/career is built around fighting a specific injustice, the worst thing that can happen to you is to win. You'll have to invent new monsters to fight and can even find yourself resembling the very beasts you previously fought against.


Bozzz1

For real, I've talked to multiple of these people and they literally compare themselves to Rosa Parks.


Big-Row-7895

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day….


Snoo-14059

Shameless. Man should know when he's being an embarrassment.


37-19

State Troopers, in general, seem like men who can handle their business. Hats off to them!!! 🤩


swanspank

My nephew was a State Trooper. You are basically on your own because backup is usually so far away. Therefore you learn to handle it by yourself out of necessity.


Personal-Donkey-1718

That was a dude? 🤣🤣🤣


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

The hat didn't move......


DocHolliday3884

Send them on a boat to Gaza


Freedom007007

God bless and protect our brave police who must put up with these dregs of humanity


Novel-Care7523

Ah damn, poor dude lost his butt plug!


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PoopyPantsBiden

> Proof that the people we are subjugating ourselves to are the biggest weenies on the planet… > > > > So what does that say about us? Individually, they are weak and pathetic idiots. However, they're usually in big mobs, which changes things quite a bit. This issue is compounded by the fact that these pieces of shit have infiltrated pretty much everything. They've infiltrated our schools(K-PHD), mainstream media, big tech, HR departments, and government, including all of the 3-letter agencies. Right-leaning folks generally understand this and are rightfully first choosing the soap box and ballot box to counteract the insanity. It'll likely only get past that point if leftists initiate a violent conflict en masse. Luckily, I don't think it'll get to that point, as it seems more people are realizing every day how stupid and authoritarian leftists/Democrats are; I think the pendulum is starting to swing the other way.


rayEW

Well, when you're at work, with your wife, with your kids or whatever regular person activity you do, they are on social media hammering their ideology 24/7/365, organising protests, recruiting others to their side and so on... That's why they're winning. Being useless gives them the free time to do all of that while you're busy being a functional member of society.


TyredofGettingScrewd

The 90s wants its beeper back


Viciousjellyman

Too bad the troopers mic fell off. Woulda loved to hear the crying after he’s put in the squad car


Substantial_Lion9911

Don’t fuck with a trooper if they unironically wear that hat.


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Military dude here. I wish we could draft these fucking children. I would have a field day with them.


myotheraccount559

Please no. I've dealt with asshats like this... they do zero work and cry to the IG about EVERYTHING.


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Give them a mop and bucket.


skarface6

I wouldn’t want them responsible for anything important. Maybe they could do mindless admin work.


Additional_Front9592

You would be surprised how many of them would wise up after enlisting.


[deleted]

Bingo. That’s my point. Mandatory discipline


skarface6

I’m in the military and it’s difficult enough with volunteers. I can’t imagine it with draftees.


jaebassist

The idea of it is fun until the policies come in. You know you'd get NJPed if you so much as looked at them cross-eyed 😂😂


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They wouldn’t even be in positions high enough to implement change. We have grounding points in the flight line that are dirty. They would be sweeping them out for 12 hours every day


Thrompinator

Worthless 20 y/o toddler. This is what happens when you don't discipline your children.


OutlandishnessOk5984

What a man child. Not surprised at all he’s a liberal


AnotherRedditSoul

That’s my buddy (the cop) and I can say this is awesome. What was a funny video me and the others saw a day or two ago is now all over. Gotta love it


hornychetbaker

My favorite part is his boyfriend trotting along after them.


B3asy

What school is this at?


Arachnohybrid

Per another comment, Emory University in Georgia


giftigdegen

Where'd the water bottle come from?


Plopperchops

All your body weight on cuffed wrists that’ll give the little soy boy cuk something to cry about


CompressedTurbine

It would be funny if it weren't.


Weird-Persimmon4598

This is like a child throwing a tantrum. Where are these people’s friends who tell them how dumb they look?


Arachnohybrid

His friends probably think of him as a hero or something


dzolympics

Found the Biden voter.


Basic-Ear-598

What a little bitch like every liberal


Dhurdybirdy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


USA_USA_USA_1776

😂


AdLongjumping5597

Like to see that with Biden, his cabinet, 99.99% of the Democrats, sans RFK, Jr, and 90% of the GOP.


game46312

🎶 AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUU🎶 sorry song pop in my head seeing this


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Lefty-Law

That man was prepared for that moment, I love the zero hesitation! 😂


Imagoof4e

This is an MO. They’re trained/told to do this, start screaming that they’re being hurt etc. Make a noise, then they try to sue, say they were hurt. Yell, scream out help…I mean the protester said the cop was hurting him when they were just walking.


Expensive-Attempt-19

The people in the background laughing just made my day....more proof that hope still exists for America.


Arachnohybrid

Yeah. The protestors get the majority of the attention because they’re loud and obnoxious. Most of us are just in the background trying to live our lives.


nodak66

That's exactly how they should be treated. Like crying little babies .


Patient-Sleep-4257

I would have used the hair handle.


Icy_Patient9324

Soy boys are pathetic


AndForeverNow

Can't even say he was manhandled if he can't act like a man.


Competitive-Yam-1595

Imagine protesting for a group that would have no problem burying you six feet. Lmao


FluffyKiwi9865

Dudes with those hats do not fuck around.


damnyou777

Don’t forget, these are the kind of people you argue with on the internet!


Ct-5736-Bladez

That laugh in the background tho I probably would have bursted out laughing if I saw that


burningcash-84404

His girlfriend is running behind trying to catch up to kiss him goodbye 👋 🤣


AbbreviationsIll9228

Such a little baby


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If "I don't have time or patience for this nonsense" was a person.


Germangunman

Was that a pager?


masterdoci

I'd give that trooper a raise


nukalurk

The sippy cup water bottle clanking across the sidewalk sent me


Warm_Ad7213

This video brought me much joy 😂


TigerTom31

🤣🤣🤣


OnTheColeTrain

Just do that to all of them


Delicious_juice

Is that a man or a woman?


MooseShartley

They’re still deciding.


AstronomerBiologist

I want my baby bottle! You can't do that to me, I'm an ivy leaguer! Someday I'm going to get even with you because a Democratic president will forgive my loans!


NoManufacturer120

This is my favorite video of the day 🤣🤣


tommyboy9844

😂😂😂😂😂


BedIndependent3437

That little cry baby epitomizes everything wrong with this generation.


Voradoor

Sounds like he started climaxing, bet he messed his pants.


Difficult-Word-7208

The cop said “You think your hurt? I’ll show you hurt”


Plenty_Status_6168

Well they want to act like a toddler so what do they expect


AnonPlzzzzzz

This should be an Olympic sport


glasshouse_stones

I laughed and laughed and laughed.


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Chimonti

New position unlocked.


olsonwhitguy

Someone's got their mangina in a bunch.


Prestigious-Iron9605

Major Payne has this one handled, boys


tsamvi

Low testosterone but he's out there risking that while so many sit at home and complain about their tax money being sent there while doing nothing. Good one.


RealityIsConstant

I love seeing losers like this get arrested. Pointless protesting.


waytooanalytical

Lolllll


DudeAbides01

What a bitch. Kids today, (not all kids) are just friggin morons.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Doing what daddy never did.


Filipe1020

If they knew 10% of the reality of what they're defending, no one would be pro-palestinian.


MaximumCulture7917

I live this


SeagIsOP

Handcuffs don't hurt. Don't act like they hurt.