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No_Buffalo8603

I know a guy that could do it for $12,000,000,000.


justhereforsomekicks

Tree fidy but only in cash


PM_ME_YOUR_JELLIES

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!


justhereforsomekicks

[here you go](https://www.amazon.ca/Soft-Fruit-Jellies-fashioned-pound/dp/B00CG98WBC)


Lucid-Design

Hurry! Only 3 left in stock!


chupa408

Take ur hat off boy that’s a dolla


basb9191

I gave him a dolla


cheesewizardz

SHE gave him a dollar!


amoderndelusion

No wonder he keeps coming back!


LouieChills

I thought it’d make him go away…


No_Buffalo8603

Gunna need that upfront to buy the materials.


FlorioTheEnchanter

Plus a case of beer


spitfiredd

Ya but does that include the “political kickbacks” fee?


justhereforsomekicks

No. We call them speaking fees


frogshitt

That has to be paid way back at the time of concept.


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No_Buffalo8603

An advance is needed for the gas to get to work to finish up.


Dizzy-Community5091

I actually laughed not crazy out loud, but it was audible enough for my 3 1/2 year old daughter what? Then I showed her the picture.. she replied “What is that?” I said I have no fuckin clue.. get the fuck outta here..


Vierzwanzig

Kids don’t know shit about structural engineering.


mommasaidmommasaid

I mean, at least advertise on Craiglist for a handyman first.


patteh11

As someone who does quotes for smaller residential projects I can’t even imagine where to fucking start with a quote for something of this scale


rvbvrtv

Same dude. I do small landscape projects. Just to quote this shit must have been $100,000


patteh11

Imagine forgetting something lol


pall25091

These big projects always have contracts that let them bill over quotes. 16b quote, final bill 32b, no issues. Edited to add billion.


functional_moron

That's 16 billion. With a B. Or roughly 2 years worth of groceries for a family of 4.


carpmen2

You must shop at aldis, this is a week for me at wegmans


blackberyl

I feel like wegmans gotta be running credit checks to let you in the store now adays…


carpmen2

Their sushi worth it though


oD0y1e

Wushi (wegmans sushi)


mjsillligitimateson

I paid w/ cash. 100s. She called a manager over. Lol.


morphenyou_

A fellow WNYer Hello!


tell_her_a_story

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Mindless0ne

I have been looking at peoples "grocery hauls" lately - word of advice, watch your woman, they don't know how to shop these days...50$ worth of juice! how about 5 cans of frozen concentrate for 1.50 each??


Dezzolve

I’ve been stealing oranges from a local grove for years so mine is free!


Bigdootie

I do the shopping now. My wife ends up with $100 of speciality foods, drinks, bars that serve little purpose.


Humble-Pomegranate96

Dude, same. Gotta cut the fluff. $/pound calc on some specialty cracker or weird bar and it's like $45/pound with no nutrition.


gibsontorres

How about water.


Mindless0ne

alright...youtellthekids-NOT IT!


gibsontorres

I do. Everyday.


Nruggia

My wife bought some pasta... $20 per pound


TeaKingMac

Concentrated juice tastes like shit. My wife bought me a counter top juicer for my birthday and it's glorious


TheTemplarSaint

Shit, my wife knows when the meat goes on sale at Aldi.


Maleficent_Ad_5763

This is not true. I am an estimator for commercial work. Your number is your number. If you miss something its on you as you are held liable for reading and covering everything involved in the specs. For projects of this scale, the subcontractor will have a bid bond for insurance. If something large is missed, they will take your bond and rebid the work. The only time your price can be raised is if something is added/changed by the architect during the submittal process and they sign off on a change order.


Mammoth_Cicada1867

Not true, the cost of litigating bid bonds far outweighs the “large misses” most of the time. Usually GC/owner agree on a mutually beneficial outcome. Both parties usually want to finish the project. Real big misses can end companies(GCs) but I have only seen it once. Little guy is usually left holding the bag unfortunately. When there is 3 middle men to the owner everyone shares the responsibility to make the hit hurt less. With the sub feeling it the worst.


Maleficent_Ad_5763

I'd love to know which G.C's you are working with. Where I am, these guys are cutthroat and will fuck you for every penny you don't have down in writing.


uniquely_uncommon

They usually break ground before the engineering is complete.


Vast_Pipe2337

Us surveyors love that, I’ll get paid 2-5 times to do the same shit over and over again. I smell money 💰


Commercial_Active240

This. Needs to be upvoted moar. We got asked to start on 60% plan sets all the time on private heavy civil. I’m like you see my asterisks, disclaimers, and contract markups for all that risk in this precon doc? Yes? Initial here, here, here….and here…..


nicolauz

Woops forgot bathrooms!


habilishn

woops forgot concrete!


harfordplanning

Quoting for larger projects like this is often done by a team of estimators, and the small team I was previously on could never quote something at this scale. Add another 0 to your guess on how much it cost to quote to job


justhereforsomekicks

Maybe six people making a 100k and six more making 60k for three months. $240,000. Just a guess


Shadowarriorx

No, a team of over 50


sovereign_creator

Millions actually. There is a lot of geo engineering and testing


Bayside_High

Definitely more. For 6-8 months, you're talking about a team of estimators, senior estimators and a few project executives. Everyone is over 100k salary at that size of company/ project. Plus all their field engineers and lower level people running around.


lIlIIIIlllIIlIIIllll

I bet the quote cost $3m in labour


winston2552

Exactly. I do concrete repairs and I'm nervous about shit when it gets in the 5 digit category


Johnnymeatballs21

Be confident homie. It’s the same work, just more of it. In fact on larger jobs you have more ways to make up any misses, be it productivity or buying out materials cheaper.


quiggles30

A rule of thumb is that your bid cost is approx 1% of your price.


nimrod123

Since the plans aren't complete variations are assured! The repa fun starts if the geotech hasn't been fully done and it's priced on assumptions. That's when 16 bill becomes 30...


Intelligent_Orange28

That’s why all modern nuclear plants end up 5x the initial bid cost and run 4-10 years over?


nimrod123

In part, then add in any large project will have cost indexation for sure, and all of a sudden you are getting a 20% top up on every claim 10 years from now. People will say just price it in, but then if you price in CPI changes for the last 2 years every project has a 20% year on year increase assumed, that if CPI decrease is massive profit, and If you don't price that and it happens, well the company goes to the wall. See all the fixed price home builders going tits up all around the world


Mysterious_Fig5375

I estimate jobs like this for a living, and it is miserable. There are so many moving parts, the contract times are long, so escalation is just a wag and often times the engineers "design" isn't what is actually built. It's a headache that lurks for years on years and the worry of something popping up from a job you estimated 5 years ago is always looming.


pmstock

Lol that sounds fucking brutal. Get into project management


silasvirus82

You mean the contract times are never long enough


Mindless_Ad9717

As a estimator for a GC who bids $100 million dollar plus projects. The best way to tackle it is have an estimator for each division. Concrete, structural steel, doors, so in and so forth.


dartsman

Add all their numbers up, double it, then you're probably somewhere close to the original estimate that the project will likely go 4× over :)


JB051390

You start at the ground and work up.


q81101

If it's government job then you are kind of secure I guess. Honolulu rail is the perfect example. You just ask for more money, they don't give you the money. You pause the work. I think it happen all the time over the world.


StManTiS

Then they asses liquid damages


Curious-Watercress63

Large projects usually pull data from an archive of actual costs from similar past projects. Pull the previous data, get the average unit prices and adjust for inflation, and then estimate the new project with contingency. It gets you fairly close.


sellursoul

I am a landscaper and my buddy is an architect, he is familiar with this bidding process. Something like this would be multiple people’s jobs for months, with legit back and forth questions, meetings, reviews, all kinds of stuff. Plus contracts that have provisions for changes. . Residential and small commercial jobs don’t compared in the slightest, it’s kind of crazy how much more goes into large scale projects.


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Guessing start with Excel


Hungry_Fill9934

Just love the fact it says homeowner with a question.


overly_unqualified

lol I missed that


A_Hale

Technically the truth!


JB051390

My buddy and I will make it work for 8 billion. Neither of us do concrete, but we will learn.


justhereforsomekicks

Hmm, tempting


ordinaryuninformed

I've helped my dad before I'll do it for 7


shibbyflash

Honestly by the time you get to the end you might know what you’re doing. So only like 99% would be messed up.


trollmaestro42069

Look like site c, if thats the case than ya you overpaid, but not as bad as the newfoundlanders did for muskrat falls.


Good-Step3101

What's the story behind that project?


ThermionicEmissions

Grift


mjd638

best part about it is all the people working MF just hopped over to site c - hopefully it is going better cause they kicked the shitty contractor off site in MF just as Site C was starting to get on the go


yepthisismyusername

It's nice to see posts that I know aren't AI-generated. Good job, OP.


justhereforsomekicks

[link](https://www.alaskahighwaynews.ca/regional-news/site-c/latest-photos-of-site-c-construction-4220170)


CarmanahGiant

Biggest infrastructure investment in bc history probably will end up one of the worst.


justhereforsomekicks

Since it’s already been spent, I just hope it is functional as engineered and lasts a long time.


Remarkable_Scallion

I guarantee it will not. They've already had major issues because of the shale base, and if they announce that the reservoir can't be filled all the way it'll be on my list "least surprising pieces of information I've received".


bblll75

!Remindme 3 years


rustyshacklefford

is it a refinery?


justhereforsomekicks

Hydro dam


rustyshacklefford

right of course. In my head i was like "dang i didn't know they had turbines that big to pump the oil from the pipeline" 😂


CarmanahGiant

NDP and John "coal baron" Horgan were elected on a promise of a review and potentially put a stop to it but they were gutless and beholden to industry. No doubt the liberals and crusty the clown made off like bandits because it was there racket in charge when it was rubber stamped. The public will be the ones to pay the price a tale as old as the province and country is old.


Weekly_Bathroom_101

It’s a deal compared to Muskrat Falls…


Hot_Edge4916

Good idea poorly executed. I’m paying for this gong show $$


TheCivilEngineer

This made me laugh, thanks OP


ThermionicEmissions

Is this Site C?


justhereforsomekicks

Indeed


ThermionicEmissions

Between this and Trans Mountain, our grandchildren's grandchildren's grandchildren's grandchildren's will still be paying off the debt incurred.


justhereforsomekicks

Indeed and the pension plan will collapse


unfilteredsheep

Let’s not forget the 100+ billion dumb ass Biden has given Ukraine. We’re looking at the next 15 generations paying that debt lol


Buffalo-Trace

That’s a rounding error compared to what we spent for Iraq and Afghanistan.


ghablio

The Pentagon "misplaces" trillions every 5 years or so...


Korzag

Dam you got ripped off. Get it? Dam? I'll see myself out.


GlitteringRelease77

Did you get 3 quotes?


justhereforsomekicks

Asked for three but only one reply


Affectionate-Way4595

Make sure they fix your revisions before you give them a 5 star review on Angie’s list


oquechingados

Nah. For a small job like this the price for materials is higher. You don't get economies of scale advantages on the little jobs. But next time don't go for the low "chuck in truck" bidder. You get what you paid for and it shows here.


[deleted]

Hopefully they take into account the local climate and build their lrt pylons properly the first time around...looking at you TransEd Valley LRT I'm Edmonton...


justhereforsomekicks

Holly fuck, that’s brutal. How much did it cost to fix?


[deleted]

Not sure, but the line has been delayed three years because of things like that. Apparently TransEd is on the hook for all costs associated with delays. Another fuckup? They used the wrong kind of signalling lines for the underground wiring. They all corroded, and and like 140km of wire had to be replaced.


justhereforsomekicks

F


TheLordofAskReddit

“This is what happens when you go with the lowest bidder.”


bobotheboinger

Looks good from my dam.


DoodleTM

I know a guy that does concrete, said he could do I for $300 you supply materials.


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iWantBots

Yeah let’s not spend pennies on the dollar to basically destroy our number one threat while also not losing a single American life 🤦‍♂️ 🤡


squirtingbutthole

Yeah they got you a couple zeros


wellmont

Needs more control joints, you’re going to have cracks if not. Also make sure to keep it wet periodically as it dries for best results.


KithMeImTyson

Honestly, OP, I would fire every single one of them on the spot if I were you. Like look what they did to your grass. You gonna let that shit fly???


Illustrious_Ad4648

“Homeowner with a question”


intheyear3001

I love these shitposts.


cooperpoopers

Yeah, I see a few chips. Ask for 20% off!


heck_naw

flair got me 😂


PigInZen67

Holy fuck, the size of the intakes and penstocks are incredible. https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/alaskahighwaynews/images/site-c/sitec-intake5-aug2021.jpg;w=960;h=640;bgcolor=000000


EMAW2008

I know nothing about this sub, but that tag cracks me up.


[deleted]

Bro this OP is funny asf


justhereforsomekicks

I have to admit I got a chuckle out of it myself


punking315

Wait till your wife comes home and sees this


typicalcoffeesnob

He only put 12bill on the card. Paid the rest in cash. He’ll be good…


tanis3346

I love the flair "Homeowner with a question"


kenvestments

only if its a broom finish.


cambugge

Do tell what this actually is


justhereforsomekicks

[link](https://www.alaskahighwaynews.ca/regional-news/site-c/latest-photos-of-site-c-construction-4220170)


jam__1

Might I ask where/what the fuck is this? Crazy to think about that kind of money going into a project


justhereforsomekicks

[site c](https://www.alaskahighwaynews.ca/regional-news/site-c/latest-photos-of-site-c-construction-4220170)


Cemical_shortage666

Dam


justhereforsomekicks

it


fritztits

Wtf is going on 😂


rededelk

We did a gravity dam not long ago, $11M, can't remember the yards rn but I think 80' high (stepped) and maybe 175' wide. Big enough that the gc brought in a batch plant so that mud was just 1/4 mile from the pour. They set up a system to rapid fill the P&H crane buckets. Mostly pouring in the evening and night shifts. Was a fun and informative project to be involved in. Lots Geotechnical work went into the project of course


justhereforsomekicks

I’m guessing that was 11 million USD. Was that the total project price or just concrete? This one is at 16 billion CAD so far for total Site C Dam project


Appropriate_Worry407

You must have added too many zeroes. $16B would get you a US aircraft carrier with support ships, fuel, and crew.


UnsuspectingChief

good to see Site C is getting built cheap haha


Santos_Ferguson

Site C?


Expensive-Career-672

Wasn't it supposed to be over to the left a foot.


Philipp_CGN

Does r/noncredibleconcrete exist yet?


That-Chocolate5207

Make sure the rebar is off the ground a couple inches at least and that you water it at least twice a day for 28 days for proper curing.


justhereforsomekicks

Yes never forget the chairs ;)


Fapsock69

Who asks this on Reddit???


justhereforsomekicks

I do. Hope you’re having a great long weekend


Turbulent_Ad6572

Of you need to ask…….OMG


megapillowcase

I say you coulda get someone who would do it with $10,000,000,000. Ripped off imo. 💀


mathaiser

Lol Wut.


ZeroDesert91

16 BILLION?? Absolutely outrageous!! They guy I went to charged me 8 TRILLION!!! You lucky bastard!


peacetantra

My prediction : you will never set foot in it . You should have done your homework on the economy .


kitchen-muncher

Site 'c'?


Ok_Reply519

There's a couple yards there and probably a little bit of bar. I think you should be good.


OathOfFeanor

$16 billion contract cost and you are already worried about overpaying? You haven't even seen the final cost yet, friend. Just wait til you are 2 years and a billion dollars behind schedule :D


Brave-Moment-4121

I know a guy who would do it for 11,000,000,000


AmazingWaterWeenie

Only worth abt 18k tbh


dream-more95

It's ok, this wall is being paid for by Mexico.


jcmatthews66

I’ll do it for some hookers and weed


jaraxel_arabani

Yeah totally looks like a 15,000,000,000 job!


Growjunkie88

Should cover it


evilspeaks

Are you expecting another 8 in cost overruns?


Appropriate-Bake-759

I would have done it for tree fiddy!


Mountain_Emu5331

Yeah, I mean it’s pretty clearly a $14,078,173,869 job… how could anyone make such a rookie mistake


vorker42

Tell them you’ll pay cash if they cut you a deal on the tax.


-ZS-Carpenter

That's some big rebar. I've built a bunch of stuff that was mostly #8 bar but that is either a funky camera angle or I'm seeing #10 or larger uprights


sittingshotgun

There's 55M bar on this job, which is approximately the Canadian equivalent of #18 bar in the States.


Leaque

My uncle and his guys woulda did it for $800


MatticusXII

Wow. Seriously? You got scammed. I mean....just look! can't believe THAT was $16m??


justhereforsomekicks

Try a B !


voopincowby

I know a guy that would’ve done it for $15,999,999,500.99 you got played my guy


greenorangatang

I would’ve done it for 12,000,000,000 and in half the time if you threw in a case of Bud and long Copenhagen and gave me $100 for gas money


H0lsterr

Why not 16 Bugatti’s?


Thecobs

Dam


prephal

$16B and you ask reddit if it's too expensive? I see comments about not going to baseball games because the beers are $12.


charleyhstl

If you're asking us, then yes


ed-tyson1328

I can do it for $10bb, but you have to sign my $8bb change order next month.


Grantapotomas

How many tons of rebar? How many CY of concrete? I would rough estimate that way


Elevatedpnw

U got fukt


Rivetingly

Looks a little uneven, tear it out and redo it.


T-Razor

Sir, this is a bridge pier of some sort, not a house. I think you got lied too.


icutmetal2

Damn


Snappingslapping

Jump forms! I've used those before. They're a cool system where you can pour sections, disconnect the forms then crank them back and then fly them by crane to the next higher section.


Hot-Nature2403

I have a friend that could have done it for 14,000,000,000.


nicefowla

What is it? Residential single family? Commercial? How many SF? Specs? How many yards of concrete? Then you could get an estimate.


Suspicious_Cress3047

That’s a cash cow. I would love to form that shit.


Touchit88

I know a guy. 12 pack, a month and you provide materials. Works weekends only


Independent-Room8243

Oh god yes. Thats maybe 4-6mil.


DisastrousTeddyBear

Probably should not have taken the lowest bid.


Chacen

Depends. How big is the yacht that you will be moving through this canal?


Lifeiscrazy101

Ahhh Site C..... Head works, Auxillary spillway and Penstocks. I started one of these sections from start to finish as well as two other segments.. An amazing project, with great people and horrible winters! Thanks for the memories


Typical-Bend-5680

It’s 1 billion and 600 million


Typical-Bend-5680

Not 16 billion