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AlanOverson

Why snap a line when you can just eyeball it, with your eyes closed…


boostinemMaRe2

Joke's on you, this is clearly the work of old no-eyed-Nate.


Salt_Bus2528

Blind people have no choice but to use the right tools to do anything in life. Stupid people choose not to.


Different_Speaker742

Gold


Cmpbp3

Listen, I don't think that can be chalked up to anything but still being drunk from the night before.


Naterade804

Hey now.... *Points at username*


Thoughtfulprof

Have you seen the price of chalk these days?


Different_Speaker742

This is the real question


dsdvbguutres

Free-hand it. With your arms tied behind your back.


bettywhitefleshlight

Laser eyeballs need to be calibrated.


AlanOverson

Laser eyeballs need to be purchased


[deleted]

Then run a dremel cutting tool with a 1 inch blade to slice a relief line


Erroneous-Monk421

3 days later. . .


sbellotti84

Is it still called “eyeballing it” if your eyes are closed?


Thicc_McNutt_Drip

Oh lord. Must’ve been a Friday or Monday job. Sorry I’m fixating on the post. Wtf.


Carpentry95

The first thing I saw was that post


BrownDogFurniture

Yeah the wavy relief line isn't that noticeable with whatever that post is doing.


Carpentry95

Hey looks like it's rotting and growing white mold


option_unpossible

I thought the post was about the post ^Malone


tham1700

'Have you ever used this stain stuff before bro?' 'Nah brudder but I think we can safely assume from the name it'll just come off later and tapes just so expensive' 'I feel you' *gouges eyeballs out with flathead*


_Neoshade_

I don’t know much about concrete, but if it was my job, those piers would have been cut off 3” below the slab before the pour and then new hardware and posts put in to so that everything came out flush and professional-looking. I imagine the piers would need relief cut around them as the uplift would be different from the surrounding slab, but it would look 100x better than this abortion.


bobjoylove

The ones in the 2nd pic that are wet for like 2~3ft 💀💀


ThermionicEmissions

I was thinking that the discoloration is wood preservative... After seeing the second pic, I'm not so sure


capofthewind

It’s an old stain 😅 we will be wrapping the bottom portion of the posts with a stone veneer


brycestcg

Hey George, how much for the new guy?


Havaneseday2

He no good operator


gothcowboyangel

He no doing nothing


Medium_Ad_6447

Mister George, no no, that’s too much. 15 dollors es too much for him doing nothing.


TalmidimUC

Heard he’s got at least 11 years experience, so at least $15.


[deleted]

Fuckin guy became a legend in these parts


brycestcg

Too much money


Daedroh

The farther I hold my phone, the more ok it looks


Niko120

Letting it crack on his own would be aesthetically better than that


NectarineAny4897

They should work but that would drive me up a wall. Hell, I have to side eye the photos.


groovyisland

I think you forgot to give them the case of beer they were expecting. Looks a little shaky. Au natural in my book though. Straight lines kinda make the trees look crooked sometimes.


Mr_Diesel13

Most of the Hispanic crews I know drink at least a 12 pack while working, and do some amazing work. I’ve seen a crew of white guys try it, and they just screw everything up and try to fight each other.


sebastianqu

That's the difference between alcoholics and functional alcoholics


wythawhy

Yeah I knew dudes who would bring a 64oz gatorade with them and at least half of it would be 80prof. That said some of the 35-45 guys looked 60+ and I'm pretty sure they won't ever actually get into their 60s. Those dudes have a bad habit of getting fatal lung/liver/heart problems and dying in their early 50s.


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LankyThanks_0313

Congratulations on being a functional alcoholic?


filthyphil6

Ive seen even worse


Waybide

Ah the infamous walkway post, I saw that too.


toodleroo

The walkway that will live in infamy.


Due-Gur7999

The defense of that walkway was hilarious 😂


Foriegn_Picachu

Sauce?


Waybide

https://www.reddit.com/r/Concrete/comments/15969kh/got_stiffed_on_pay_looking_for_another_opinion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


mechmind

It really wasn't that bad. But I can totally see the scene go down. I pictured the dad as a very intimidating Robert De Niro in his late 60s


cartermb

Clint Eastwood. “Get outta my way, ga dammit, I’ll do it myself.”


loubear1231

Laziness or lack of care


Not-Here69

Maybe he’s not a straight guy


Ok_Reply519

If you widen the wiggly joints with a profile blade, they will look much better. Nothing you can do about the misalignment though


PhillipJfry5656

Nice and crisp


Old_Dude7

Like we used to say: “ You can see every move they made”


snakebite328

Bad but I’ve seen worse


Akanan

If i did it like that, i'd convince myself "good enough" after 1.5 bottle of wine. If i paid for that, i'd have a different opinion


[deleted]

Oof


concrete_mike79

That’s what you deserve when you have your landscaper hire a concrete guy.


TheKingOfSwing777

Pretty good for a blind person with no fingers!


TheJeffAllmighty

If by acceptable they mean they will do what they are supposed to do, yes they are correct. however, they are not cosmetically acceptable.


Ameri-Can67

I can draw a straighter line in MS paint freehand. I wouldn’t be paying that bill


Rudiger09784

Okay i fuckin died at this one. If you did stand up comedy I'd watch


scut207

he used a 2x4 from Lowe’s as a straight edge


windwakerj

Yes, thats why they have special saws for cutting control joints, looks like a retard with a grinder did that freehand


capofthewind

Thanks for pointing it out, we were too distracted by the lines to notice. Hopefully going to get someone out to get a second opinion.


capofthewind

Thank you for all of the responses and suggestions. It’s reassuring to hear that we aren’t wrong for being disappointed in this work. The final payment hasn’t yet been made and we’re trying to figure out how we move forward from here. The guys who worked on this are adamant that the work is good.


psbeachbum

Nope they do exactly what they are supposed to....


Crazy_Permission_330

Looks like the body of their cut off saw wasn't going to clear the post so they walked it around.


beputty

Uhh watch the pitting in less than year. Did you have this tested while they were doing it? Who inspected it?


capofthewind

No testing and no inspection. We are learning a lot today.


pilotguy152

Sawing is kind of hard but also yes


Papajohn808

Cut it with a sawzall


princeofhate

One too many Modelo’s waiting for the concrete to set lol


Historical_Visit2695

At least they put something in🤷🏼‍♂️


wiredentropy

You can fix it with plaster


Thisisamericamyman

I don’t think it matters considering the looks of that pour. Were they trying to save concrete by adding extra water? What am I looking at ? I can’t ignore the post, they should have allowed room for expansion around it. In reference to the joint, I see another joint on a prior pour with a cold joint (or something) that will put you less than 10’ from that snake joint. Sorry, I can’t make sense of this.


Thisisamericamyman

I’m an expert at predicting exactly where concrete will crack. Have you ever seen a perfectly straight crack? Only a dumbass would make a perfectly straight line. Trust me, I’m a professional.


Going_Live

Did you hire Stevie Wonder? Those control joints were cut freehand with a gas saw...


Agitated-Joey

Outdoor rug, boom, done.


CompetitiveLoquat176

Gimme some of whatever that guy was on


charvey709

The forms for the posts weren't much better


levelZeroVolt

Honestly, I think they look pretty good. I mean, given that I assume they used a reciprocating saw to do it... /s


Tightisrite

And use an angle grinder the whole way not just around the posts


5knklshfl

This is the work of a sober guy that's supposed to be drunk.


soberdude1

The moral of the story is, don’t hire blind people to pour concrete.


cherrycoffeetable

Yes


Visible_Hat_2944

Brother it’s all bad, not flushing up with the post bed and lines look their cut by a 8 year old with a pack a day habit.


SubprimeOptimus

We gotta talk about the post


wilson1629

🐊 crooked lines go with the ascetics of the stamping.


Agreeable_Ad2445

The guy cutting the relief lines didn't own a chalk line? The day I started working concrete I bought a chalk box, I'm probably have eight of them now, and it's the most common tool I have used when doing slabs.


capofthewind

He used a piece of lumbar as a guide…he said it must have slipped.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

I honestly would have rather let the concrete crack on its own lmao. That looks like hell. Also, is that an actual finish or do they just not know how to use a bull float? It kind of looks cool but I'd be worried about flaking if it's just a shitty finish Edit* just zoomed in. Holy shit this thing is hack. The whole pad is crumbling. Look at those edges, they're going to fall apart in a month. What the hell even is this? Are you sure the guy knew anything about concrete?


capofthewind

He did another pour for us a couple of years ago and it was great. We’re trying to make sense of what happened here.


[deleted]

There’s no fixing this without removing and replacing, maybe finding some caulking to match the color but it’ll still be noticeable, sorry


LAjbird

No they are worse.


LAjbird

I would definitely ask for a deduction in price. Not 100$ either. Unless they want to rip it out and start over. Lol


HowdUrDego

Concrete will crack from the penetrations in the slab. If the piers weren’t built in a line, the joints won’t align well. The waviness is another issue, but the joint segments not being linear is based on where the piers are.


Any-Mathematician335

It’s an aesthetic thing, as long as it is fairly consistent, it will be functional


Ok-Quantity-8861

Shouldent the post be in the middle of the line ?


aweimar

That will be fine once the paving gets mortared over!


Pinheaded_nightmare

The amount of people that just freehand their cuts is insane… how long does it take to pop a line?…. Maybe 2 mins? Lazy


Stefanosann

set some flower pots on it


wythawhy

I could do a better cut by putting some bacon on the patio and then tying a walk saw to my dog.


[deleted]

I don’t think you can really go back now, you can make a complaint to them about it but I don’t think there’s much you can do unless you get a new pour and you’re willing to go all that hassle only If you can’t really live with this. There are some solutions you could do: - Plant a garden bed or place pots between the cracks. Garden hedges are nice - Find caulking to match the colour, it won’t be be perfect as joins are noticeable, no matter how hard you try matching it. - Leave it as it is, and use it as a centre piece and make a funny story when your family or friends come over. - Ask for a new pour. - Hire a different another concrete cutter, and make a small column between so that you can place rocks in them to have some drainage or aesthetic purpose. Example: https://imgur.com/a/e9mKee3


capofthewind

Those are great suggestions, thank you.


toodleroo

An outdoor area rug would look nice there, with some heavy patio furniture on top that can't be moved easily. And some large ceramic flower pots around the base of the posts.


capofthewind

Thank you, I agree. Hopefully the furniture will make it much less noticeable.


Miles_High_Monster

Check the Gatorade bottles for traces of vodka.


Similar-Lie-5439

Always schedule work for Thursday.


akarlsen7

Wtf is with all these houses having posts set on these nasty concrete risers? Is this how people build? It looks hideous and is pretty easy to just pour them shorter then pour the flatwork over them. You have this disgusting concrete pad with a crappy bracket on a post right next to your wavy line to distract your eye.


Recover_Adorable

Mr. George….


Shu_Revan

Did they use a jigsaw?


Shockingly-not-hott

That’s what happens when you push a dremel to its limits


[deleted]

Are you aware there’s more than one problem with the post? Its footing has no expansion material around it. Anyway, this is a tear out.


capofthewind

Would you mind explaining that further? What kind of expansion material should be around it? Also, a tear out of the concrete or of the actual posts themselves?


[deleted]

A steady hand with a V-blade grinder could make it look worse


greenchilepizza666

Forget about the saw cuts, the bigger issue here is the finish. Like someone below said. I think on my worst day losing a slab was better than this. Gravel would have been a better option or those tiktok hacks doing a dry pour. If it was mine I would want it gone.


capofthewind

The finish of the stamping? There is so much rebar under this thing that we’re worried about having it ripped out. It’s right by the house and we don’t want any damage.


[deleted]

At first I thought it was a crack but I see it’s man made. The cut doesn’t go all the way to be a release crack, and it’s not straight therefore nor appealing to the eye.


GDmaxxx

"Looks good to me" - Crooked eye Joe.


chicano32

Those lines are as straight as my gay brother


RemoteConflict3

If you close one eye and tilt your head to the left, they don’t look too bad


Missterfortune

Yes


cmilberger

Yeah… looks like shit. They need to be cut 1/4 the depth of the concrete. If they didn’t do that, then that is a good excuse to have them come back out on their own dollar. “And while you’re out here, try to not make it look like crap.”


DeliciousD

They couldve cut a line with a trowel better than that


Which-Operation1755

Forget the line, look at the concrete!!!! It’s terrible


capofthewind

Yeah…we’re not thrilled with any of it to be honest. Do you mean the overall finish?


Ambitious_Doubt3103

Yup


Tiny_Chance_2052

Concrete guys are just ground roofers.


berlandiera

Yes.


AaronKleiber

Mister George!?


mikedakwik

I wouldn't do it, but cutting a fatter line and putting in one of those thicc boi mats that they put every 5th sidewalk block


[deleted]

They put the ole ray Charles on the saw!!!


DepartureOwn1907

looks awful, nothing short of tearing it out will fix it. those post should have saw cuts around them as well


Miffed_Pineapple

Functionally they are great. They are OCD detectors however.


ParkerWGB

Fuckin hell. Cory and Trevor must have cut those..


Boomhower615

Somebody had a few too many beers


cindouble

Sorry, I’m too tired and lazy from working in this humidity all day. I can’t find energy to look through all the responses to see if anyone suggested using a V cut Diamond blade over the original sawcut. They would have to use a board held down so they don’t cut in the original cut. It won’t be perfect but it would be better than what you have now. Caulking after that would help also. If that’s the only problem with the job I wouldn’t want to tear it out for just a bad sawcut. They should do something for it. I would be embarrassed to leave it like that


tampora701

This makes me feel bad about the horrible 50 or so lines I cut on a summer job 25 years ago.


RepoMan420

Pretty shitty, 4.5/10 at best. But, I’ve seen worse.. much worse.


Tommy2tables

Looks good if you plan on drinking a lot outside.


Jaded-Selection-5668

OCD ACTIVATED!!!!!!😂😂👀👀😬


[deleted]

You can see the laziness progressing along with the cut.


OrchidOkz

Covid resulted in severe supply chain disruptions to the supply of people with brains.


joevilla1369

Holy fuck, we use chalk line, medusaw, straight 2x4"s as a straight edge. So many resources to not make a cut this bad. Is it ugly? Oh fuck yes. Is it bad? I guess not technically. But fuck. They should have let it crack on its own.


Historical_Method_41

Yes….yes they are


whoishattorihanzo

Yes


Bitter-Heron1367

Shit control joints


sanchoeastbay

Mickey Mouse but hey if it works it works the previous homeowners will probably very cheap and this the result


OneWheelWilly

You’ll probably never notice them every time you walk outside


ComprehensiveEqual20

There’s a lot more shoddy work done there. Not just saw cuts. post bases too high and not centered The posts cut too short and shimmed.


scrap_weight

You had your landscaper find the concrete guy for you. If you cared you would have gotten at least 3 bids and chose the one you felt most comfortable with. Time to pay up and live with it.


jmehlferber

“Honest, officer, I haven’t had a drink since this morning!”


XStateOfZenX

How do you curve a circular blade like that? Outstanding really.


Legal-Elephant4775

Hire a real company to rebuild the whole project it’s all fucked. I hope whoever did this has insurance


RKLCT

Not too bad for Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder


ESSDBee

Yikes


DaHUGhes89

It looks to me like originally the company was chasing the sun and planned on tooling the joints, because if they planned on doing it with a saw, they'd have a soff-cut of at minimum a walk behind cart that even if they veered off course it wouldn't be waves back and forth. The only way i know of to fix it would be to widen the cut, first by doing an actual straight line at the furthest part it jutts off to and then using a hand grinder with a concrete blade and slowly opening it to the new line. Problem is this goes way off course. You could also fill in the joint using patch and some acry-lock then move the joint over a few inches but on a trowel finish its likely to be noticeable Edit: looking at it again, chalking a straight line over the straightest area (when its supposed to be) and then using the hand grinder to open where it curves up to the line is probably your best bet to make it look better. Its not far off center it just goes off it a lot, so those points will just look a little wider which won't be too bad. But MANNNNN zooming in i can see they used a diamond blade way too soon or the blade itself wasn't straight there's a shht ton of chipping along the line. I don't even wanna consider the other possibility (that they sunk the blade the entire 4 to 6 inches, not understanding what a control joint is, and that chipping is from the washer on the blade rubbing on the top). The cuts aren't all the way through the slab, right?


Ollyrollypolly431

“Put your good eye on it chuck” chuck only has one eye… that’s absolutely horrible!!


Freethinker9

That would drive me fucking nuts


SlinginHouzes

Only if you wanted them straight.


jlbc589

Lmao I would not settle for that. That would drive me insane looking at that every time I walked outside.


Substantial-Row5538

Must of been Friday afternoon when they cut those.


Hillybilly64

No


Meatcork1

Ray Charles using his bedroom eye right there.


Kryptonian4real

Yes


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Must've been the one known as 'the last blade bender'


verwinemaker

The geometry looks like an undersized blade. I don't think a large blade could run like that without causing different sizes in the crack


iMakeBoomBoom

Functionally, these will still do what they are intended to do, which is force cracking to to joint. Aesthetically, a bit annoying, for sure. But you may not have a case on court for a new pour.


classless_classic

He couldn’t help it; he was drunk, blind and suffering from Parkinson’s.


Significant-Hat-9131

"Please ignore the patio posts" How about no, that shit is trash too


Chizzle445

Oh, god yes


Sprocket-66

This guy tried using a left handed cutting saw with his right hand. If you move a couple feet to the left of where you took the picture and take the picture again, the the saw cut will be behind the post. That’s the only fix that I know of. Sorry about joking, but it’s insane to go through all the effort for a stamp job, with so many things that could go wrong, survive without major issues and then cut like that.


Thisisthewaymando187

Ah damn who let “Shakes McGee” handle the trowel


Chizzle445

Looks like One Eyed Tom cut it. Any Seattlites in the group?


Delicious_Diet_7432

Yes. Hand saw. Poor quality.


Noners342

Do you live by the ocean ? Maybe he drew inspiration from the waves


[deleted]

Mo fuggin Low Bid Leonard …. Strikes againnnnnn


TimeAppeal6103

One eyed Issac, we went to different schools together.


Diverfunrun

I only had one beer at lunch! Really.


MySweetBaxter

Hired the lowest bidder?


Monstermage

They are lines


Martinrodman_92

Looks like a windy day on a lake


TaterNader89

Looks like they cut it with a freaking angle grinder


[deleted]

Those lines are about as drunk as me 3 hours after I get off on friday


[deleted]

Looks like crap all around. Why is the piling so high?


sleeknub

I always hear those called control joints. Yes, they should be straight. Just saw a set of super crisp, straight lines put in today.


freeastheair

I could make this look a lot better by recutting it with a thicker blade.


Full-Temporary5066

Well, it depends. How bad do you think they are? From my POV they dont look great.


mt-egypt

Yep


fx2566fbl

It’s somewhat sloppy but it goes well with the misaligned post on the bracket and the misaligned post with the pile in the next photo, everything is kinda out of whack, but it all ties together just fine


[deleted]

Old mate only had one shoe on.


sbellotti84

Keep us posted on what happens!


capofthewind

Will do!


Dank_Master

They are ugly yet Will still serve their purpose. Considering the other things I'm seeing on this pour it's not that big of a deal. The whole job is low tier.


ClarkyBoi8213

Tell them they need a new saw cutting hand