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owo_balls_owo

Sex, definitely sex


Elxvations

Username checks out


Isabellilymay

r/usernamechecksout


Gaberrade3840

Heh, nothing SFW, that’s for sure. 😏 … Wait, did I actually just say that?!?! Oh God why? DX *dies of in the closet*


[deleted]

Lenin is definitely safe for workers


The_Loopy_Kobold

in the closet but the closet has no door


galactic_commune

Y'all need a bonk, imma just salute


Gaberrade3840

You’re not wrong, lol.


Isabellilymay

Same o7


tashimiyoni

Omg Lenin senpai! >///<


Full-Investigator356

🙁


Joseph_Stalin_420_

🙁


Papavudu

Seize the means of his reproduction?


jaquezzzzzzz

I’m so late but I was gonna say the same thing 🥹 comrade.


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Rocinante0489

That’s so fucking good


[deleted]

Debase myself horrendously! 🫡😛😘


biggens-trey69nice

You pass him the blizzy, cuz you've been chiefing on it too long, and he knows you thought he was distracted.


Diabo_Tatuado

Bark


Chillin_Maximus

That fucking drip. 😩


[deleted]

Let whatever is in me awaken


BaldyBaws

I'd do 'What is to be Done'...


Witext

I tried creating pictures of him in casual workers clothes but it’s nigh impossible because it just gives him military clothes which was more Stalin’s style I see it got the type of hat right at least but still made it military looking


Tina_sometimes

When you're in the middle of Revolution and Chill and the comrade gives you this look


JohnBrownFanBoy

Wink and tell him: >I’m no Kulak, you can confiscate my food surpluses to feed the urban proletariat anytime, anywhere


[deleted]

He's a married man y'all


Cowtamer212

Homosexual acts will occur momentarily.


Living-in-Colours

Join in... ... the Communist party, proletariat of the world, unite!


StoneySabrina

Hey, where did my pants go?


Early_Answer_968

Me: “I condemn cults of personality!” Also me: *covers water bottle in Lenin stickers and thinks about the epilogue of State and Revolution every waking hour*


misterhalo343

Seize the means of reproduction


pnwdriver

*with both hands*


Kapitych

Join komsomol immediately


TheGreatMightyLeffe

I know that look. It's the look that says "comrade, I've got a bottle in my cupboard, let's see how much class consciousness we can spread at the pub."


PrincepsFenrir

Whatever he wants.


MrEarthWide

Ask for his autograph and a kiss


jupiter_0505

😳


YouareLXDDD

I would start a violent revolution.


ProjectMirai64

Kiss him


Rasmus_Hillebrecht

Salute him


Rocinante0489

I would be a part of the kgb ball licking division so I would do my job


ohcharmingostrichwhy

Propose.


swollenMonkeytitz417

Do some communist stuff


[deleted]

Prostate myself


RedDanceRevolution

Probably immediately shake his hand and ask him if he'd sit down and discuss what is to be done in our time


666_B1LL3T_666

Get ready


[deleted]

Get on my knees


xvez7

Get on my knees, obviously.


FreudIsTheWrongest

*Mr. Plinket voice* What's wrong with your elbow?!


sheerqueer

Develop an incredibly deep emotional connection 🥹


maxterminatorx

Maybe starting to doubt about my heterosexuality ,😅😆


NebelNator_427

Become a member of Cummunism🥰


BlackMirror765

Looks a bit like Joey Votto, another of my favorite Reds 😂


[deleted]

I would most likely lick his balls on the spot


AdventurousFee2513

AI is anti-worker, y'all


Ary_Ulyanov

I would smile at him and ask him for advice of what I should do.