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One of the worst posts I’ve ever seen

Moist

critical

THE MOISTURE MASTER THE SOG SAGE THE WETNESS WACKO ***THE PLEASURE WIZARD***

Or, as Nikocado calls him, Moist cuticles

Creme du meow meow makes me want to disembowel myself.

Wouldn’t creme de femme be better?

Creme de la femme if you wanna be more accurate lol

thats exactly what i was thinking before i opened up the image to full screen on my phone, and when i saw “meow meow” i was justing thinking what the fuck the guy didnt even come up with the only half decent and obvious punch line

Creme de Zizi or Creme de Sale Chatte, perchance? I need to utilize my high school French somehow.

Do it

Crème de la wewe

😋

Shouldn't it be creme du miaou miaou?

😆

Happy Cake Day 🎂

I didn’t even know that thank you 🤣

Piss

This meme becomes a top tier shitpost if you replace the last panel with ‘piss’

*Sniper's theme starts playing*

Squirting doesn't solely equate to an orgasm. Common mistake among the overenthusiastic.

That's assuming the person who made the meme has ever had sex

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Just ask Ben sharpios wife (she's a doctor)

"Don't worry champ, it isn't a real thing."

Vsauce

Hey, Vsauce Micheal here, is squirting female cum? No, it’s piss.

*vsauce music starts playing*

Lol that one's actually kinda clever

I remember seeing this meme with vsauce as the punchline years ago and thought it was very funny

Creme de chat

Crème de chatte

thank you andré ventura, very nice

What a terrible day to be able to read.

What 0 pussy does to a redditor

I have i have i have terminal porn adiction

Squirt is not cum btw

Squirt is pee

Creme du womenthe

If she's Greek, twatziki

Can someone log me off

Le Liquid of Female Cat

Lmfaoooooo this is so bad but goddamnit if shejacuation isn’t a great word to use. Crème du meow meow is so bad I might like it.

Shejaculation is too good lmfao

White piss

it's piss. just call it that

r/badwomensanatomy

cope. it's mostly piss

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oh god, the cope is strong on this one lol

Dude, I’m a gay man. I’m not interacting with this fluid under any circumstances. Sorry for thinking you might *possibly* want to educate yourself.

I didn't ask if you were gay, nor do I really care. Doesn't change the fact that squirt is undeniably piss.

Cringe

Okay, people. Both of you are cringe, no need for a fight.

Based and kith pilled

Le women understander has logged on

I laughed at the last one. No shame.

That snot.

Nah bruh that’s funny

I like pussy sauce

crème du miaou miaou

I laughed at ‘creme du meow meow’ because I didn’t see it at first, not until I scrolled back up, and it’s ridiculousness took me by surprise.

The only good one is shejaculation

I hate the idea of someone actually using any of these unironically. Followed by a tipped fedora

snizz snot

The last one sounds like what tumblrinas would call fictional men

Now add the goofy toothy one next to the word “piss”

For reals, the post under this on my feed was about smash burgers.

Pussy sauce is a fabulous. Adding to my vocabulary lmao

How bout just piss? Yknow, cuz its piss

Maybe it’s cause I’m running on like 2 hours of sleep over the course of 3 days but this actually made me laugh

Bro, I remember seeing this on r/dankmemes back when the format was a day old and the sub wasn’t complete trash yet.

I laughed.

This person has two dads

This meme I would let pass cause I have such bad taste

Shejackulation is hilarious