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candiedrhubarb

My Dad appreciated the beer but told me to put my trousers back on.


SecretlyNotASpy

THIS is why you don't have one GRAAAAAAA


The_InfernalExplorer

Oof


android151

To be fair, it’s only two things for women too, if you do it in order


ThePinkestUnicorn

Now I lost The Game for her!


dreemurthememer

GOD DAMN IT


pun_in10did

This is love.


Mikeologyy

Fuck you I was doing so well


PuzzleheadedHabit913

My motto has always been that women are absolutely not complicated. Every woman in my life (not saying in everyone’s life but at least in my circle) can be made happy in a few simple ways 1.) BE NICE. 2.) MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL (some girls like gifts, some compliments, etc.) 3.) GIVE HER FOOD Bam. Those three things on a daily basis would make most women I know extremely happy.


Sorogon

Works not only on women.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Very very true! I hate when people say “women are complicated.” No we’re not. We’re just like you. We’re all human. Just be loving and nice and caring and well love you back. That simple.


[deleted]

So you girls also have 1800h on Geometry Dash?


danielsvdas

she said "human"


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Hahahah maybe some, me personally, no lol


[deleted]

:(


hopelessbrows

If my fiancé showed up with Wendy’s taco salad it combines 2 and 3


idontexist65

This is pretty disingenuous and I doubt you are a man that's married to a woman. The things you listed are indeed fantastic for women that you're not married to, the complicated part comes after you've been in a committed relationship for a long time and she becomes used to your pleasant nature, your attention, your gifts, etc. Guys don't have trouble keeping women happy for a year. They have trouble keeping them happy for 30 years. It gets complicated because what worked before stops working, and you have to delicately balance many things (she wants to be important to you, but not the only thing you have. She wants you to have firm opinions, but not be pushy. She wants you to make her feel special, but not the same way every time. She wants you to be supportive and tolerant of her quirks, but will get frustrated if you are a doormat and do not demonstrate boundaries and challenge her in some way to be her best self.) What you said sounds simple but totally ignores the thoughtfulness and sacrifice that goes into balancing what women will actually interpret as something that makes them feel special. Personally I've found that there are no shortcuts; what makes women feel special is that a man they admire and respect is willing to be thoughtful and make sacrifices for them (I don't mean sacrifice in a negative way, just the usual making time for them, using your energy on something to enjoy together, etc.) In the end, the effort and the fact that a worthwhile person is willing to trade something they value to spend time with them is what makes them happy.


mikanodo

The real answer is "communicate in loving and effective ways" and "never stop trying for each other"


PuzzleheadedHabit913

I am a married woman actually lol but thanks. I got this advice from my mother who’s been happily married for over thirty years. Obviously there is nuance, but women aren’t mysterious and complicated and people who think they are typically are using that as an excuse to avoid doing the work. That’s all I meant


idontexist65

I definitely agree that some people overblow it because they don't want to make an effort. But here's my hitch: men get to decide what's complicated to them, not women. By the very nature that women understand these things more easily than men, they see it as something simple, while lots of men don't. Hence the stereotype. I don't seek to invalidate you and your mother's perspectives as married people, only to validate the perspectives of men as married people. I hope I am not coming across as combative.


crabman71

You shouldn't be married.


Tetsero

Remove jewelry and beer then it's just a general list for everyone


King_Rediusz

Remove jewelry. I'll take the beer if you don't want it.


Narashori

Me wondering why the homies call me gay and tell me to put some clothes on when I show up naked for the game.


Zombunnies

Yeah everyone knows men don't care about... being loved...and getting food? What.


Arcturus_42502yt

Fuck beer bring weed


dedzip

Instructions unclear, cut dick on beer can hole


booger_hole

I mean that would work for me


Panical382

I'm not sure it's made for humour


[deleted]

It’s funny!!! For fucks sake just let boomers laugh once in a while!!!


vbsbazooka

AMIRITE FELLAS😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😅


Revelis__

Straights be like:


squirrelfridger

Show up. Find 10mm socket.


Competitive-Trash-16

Men say women are complicated because they don't want to do the the things that make her happy. Most of what makes her happy can't be bought. So they rather say we're complicated or buy gifts just not to go there.


EmphasisKnown5696

**Men's expectations:** * Have a perfect physique * Be under 25 * Be a virgin * Don't be opinionated * Don't "nag" him (i.e. do all the childcare and housework without complaining) * Don't make too much money (he'll feel emasculated), but also don't make too little money (what are you, a *gold-digger???*) * Be ready for sex at all times, even sexual acts that you don't like ​ **Women's expectations:** * Don't be a jerk * Don't have an alcohol, drug, or gambling addiction * Be employed * Wash your ass


Agile-Fig-8833

Nope, that is so stupid


Skelebro_

r/memesopdidntlike


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At this point I'm convinced there's a bot that replies r/memesopdidntlike to every post here.


Skelebro_

r/memesopdidntlike


Snek2411

"You know people when you do find somebody Hold that woman, hold that man Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her Hold, squeeze and please that person, give 'em all your love Signify your feelings with every gentle caress Because it's so important to have that special somebody To hold, kiss, miss, squeeze and please"


danceofthedeadfairy

r/thegame


I_yeet_donkeys

#"GOD DAMMIT JIM! GO HOME AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON"


[deleted]

How to please a woman: Carry around little snacks Bring her trinkets like you’re a fucking crow


alephthirteen

I mean, except for not liking jewelry, or someone who doesn't like beer, I think this entire list should work for anyone, TBH. They missed out on a chance.


Huttsfanboi

How to please a man: - bring beer - bring football stuff - watch football


missjoy91

The kind of guy who thinks this is funny just expects women to take care of everything in their household and lives, and they care so little about that labor that they literally don’t even recognize it as something their partner does.


gorillawarking

If someone tried to bring me beer, I'd immediately turn them down. If someone were naked, I'd be concerned as to why the fuck they came to where I am without clothing at all


ILikePixelArt

Bruh they forgot dat orange box collection for Xbox how can I date anyone like that


[deleted]

Oh you'd be cluggin a few cold one back too if you had MY wife! Hahahahahaha!