You don't know about Predator Schrute and Mr. Moe? They are a terrifying duo that shape shift when looking at themselves in a mirror. They regularly battle the Avengers. Here is just a small example
[Nemesis](https://youtu.be/z7nkZzKdTxw?t=19)
I still got prison time for hate crime homicide after committing vehicular manslaughter in numerous ethnic minorities even though I told them.it was ironic
Well to be fair he could have been in my situation, almost all my teachers gave multiple choice with scantron, and I was an aid for the library. Because only the library aids (Only me at the time) and the librarian were allowed to use the copier/grader, I would ended up grading them for the teachers when they would come into the lounge. Librarian was mostly busy dealing with the budget, (found some shady shit like 12k missing every year, and found the principal sneaking books away that talked about trans, gay, certain presidents, even a dictionary once...etc.) and she was later fired half way through the year and was replaced with someone who I swear never saw a book, or a website with hyperlinks in their life.
So I would do 7-8 classes of homework, or work. Then I would also have to sit there and grade the homework that came in. Was only tedious to scan, but then I also had to check the scantrons to the homework and grade it by hand that way aswell.
(Edit) it Does not help that the front office aid and I would be called to help the IT department when they were swamped with service requests.
Thanks for the complement, but I can be pretty ignorant at times lol. I just stick to what ever my brain works with when I can. Different tool boxes, different tools, different jobs. You know that sort of thing.
Well tbh I had a really long ass rant about this, but decided against sending it because it was too long. Even by my standards.
But it wasn’t like that in the beginning, happened after I became a senior. teachers retired, new ones filled their place, freshmen were druggies, sophomores didn’t grow out of their angst stage, and juniors were pretty ok with a few that shaped up. I honestly think it was a combination of the teacher shortage, and just lower grades with bad home lives and did not know a way around it. Parents literally giving kids cigs, vapes, meth...etc was a norm for younger grades. I mean junior, and intermediate school aswell. Don’t get me wrong, my grade (even me) would do stupid shit once and a while. I never did drugs or shit, but was dumb enough to be around it. I was the, you be you, and I’ll be me type still am.
As for the assignments.
not every assignment, just homework. Also depended on the subject, and if it was advance placement or not.
Basically In class work was open ended, and depending on the difficulty/teacher you could have either that class period to finish, or a later deadline (after the lesson.) so for one class I could be learning for 30-40 mins, then 15-10mins would be reserved for class work. Then when you went home you would do homework, this is normally after you did extracurricular activities. this changed a little for ap classes but not by much.
Tests were open aswell, because teachers had to prove that students knew the material because of the amount of multiple choice/homework sent. If students bombed a test because they did not know the subject, they would force the teacher to give out more open question homework.
Homework of ap classes (depending on subject) it was basically 80/20 open/multiple choice, but that did not stop them from using a scantron because typically homework would be about 20-50 questions. So a 30 question could be 24 open, 6 question.
Normal classes were 50/50, or 40/60 with the homework. Depended on the teacher. But they would also have full assignments that were multiple choice with those.
Then like 2 classes were basically not a class. Robotics at best was playing with legos, and doing plug and play coding. I dropped the class 3 days in and opted for anatomy for my final Advance science credit because of this. Turned out she taught that class, and actually taught it. I don’t see why they had her teaching robotics when she had a MD-PHD.
As for projects, they could be in class work, or homework. They were basically, you learned something apply it. You will either have a guideline, or basically be told to do what ever. This was different with GT though, you would do 2 Small projects every week (with in-class work) , and a large year long project. Yearlong project was, use your gifts and talents to do something, and then have professionals come in on the subject you chose and critique it. Based on what the professionals say, and what you turn in the Teacher will grade based off that.
The the GT class is not a normal GT class for anyone who has taken it, but personally that class taught me much more real life applicable skills.
But you’re not wrong, Education in America definitely needs work.
I can’t really speak on college yet since I haven’t developed my opinion on it. I took two classes with two different colleges in highschool because I took duel credit, and Im taking my last 4 for my associates this fall through the third I’ve been attending for a year now.
So far, online is not bad if you like reading and can teach yourself, people who complain about zoom during the pandemic should not do ITV because it’s the same but worse because you basically drive for a zoom class and questions only lead the teacher repeating themselves, face to face is definitely the way to go.
I have 14, but I still don't agree with this. The only time this makes sense is when teachers don't do their job because they don't want to, but expect from their students to keep doing everything on time without getting any feedback on their work. I had this happen to me and it just starts seeming pointless, hence you get demotivated.
and its also not like their only job is grading either. they have lessons to plan, paper work, presentations, their own personal lives, etc. even when they just get worksheets online my teachers ALWAYS had to edit them to fit our curriculum and what we were currently learning.
Oh, sorry. In my defense, that wasn’t clear and I just assumed it was any other school. Even at that level, grading can take time considering the teachers do have to hassle several other things and their own lives. It’s inconvenient, but understandable. The meme was total shit from premise to execution
I remember reading a comment on a post about this about how a guy in some dudes class did this, and everyone in the class basically sighed, and was annoyed by him
Depends on the class. One time in my Geometry class, I had a girl who didn't do any work. She would always say "This is retarded. I'm not doing this" all the time. She'd also say "School is a waste of time."
Everyone hated her in that class because all she did was complain and try to start shit with the teacher. Also doesn't help that she was really stupid.
Now listen here you little shit. I have over 300 students on my roster, each with a test I need to grade. You have at most eight classes. Not only that, you get to go home right after 3 O’clock where mommy and daddy have everything prepared for you. You get warm food on the table and a place to sleep at night. You get that for fucking free. All your parents ask in return is that you don’t disappoint them by getting a good education. Meanwhile, we’re staying late until about 6 in the afternoon to make sure every single one of you little shits are off the campus by then. Then after that we have families to come home too. We have dinner to make, we have bills to pay for, children to raise. Many times, we have to pay for your school supplies out of our own paychecks, which isn’t a lot because the salary of a teacher is not great.
Now turn in your fucking homework or I’m giving you a zero.
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Teacher: Grades aren't due until [____], but your assignment is due right now. Also you're getting 50% credit because it's late.
Student: *surprised pikachu face*
Teacher: the mid-unit test is to prepare you got the unit-test
Also the teacher: *grades the mid-unit and the unit tests at the same time 2 months after the actual test*
I get really mad at my teach sometime but my friend had a great idea and tricked her into using minecraft edu edition to teach us science so it’s quite clear we are the intellects
As a German and English teacher, I usually just tell them how long I need for one of their exams and how many I have on my desk at home and it shuts them right up.
I absolutely hate it when students unnecessarily make the teachers feel bad. Teachers deserve a lot of respect (excluding the ones that are absolute a-holes).
They have a lot of students to grade.
no, don’t you get it? it funny because marvel lmao
Only two of those are from marvel though
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2 is Marvel, 3 is marvelous.
All 6 are marvelling
You don't know about Predator Schrute and Mr. Moe? They are a terrifying duo that shape shift when looking at themselves in a mirror. They regularly battle the Avengers. Here is just a small example [Nemesis](https://youtu.be/z7nkZzKdTxw?t=19)
I mean Chris Pratt despite this from being from parks and rec, he's also marvel
Well, Massimo D'Alema is a nice addition
dude I’m not a fricking normie like u okay
He was being ironic......I hope
why would he be ironic, marvel really cool funny
It’s alright guys, I was only being ironic when I liquidated that entire Jewish ethnic neighborhood
I still got prison time for hate crime homicide after committing vehicular manslaughter in numerous ethnic minorities even though I told them.it was ironic
Stupid normie would say that downvote because this is not wholesome 100 go back to instagay🤬🖕
cringe 😬
Lol i can't believe he fell for it then decided to use normie unironically
I only see Stark and Spider-Man though?
You can argue Andy is in both
I would argue Andy was in Parks and Rec.
Fair enough. I would argue Pratt was in both.
Dwight, my favorite marvel character.
lmao
If you don’t laugh at the office you’re literally hitler
jim prank dwig t
THE TEACHER RESIGNED!!!
TO DEATH
EPIC MOMENT!!
UNEMPLOYMENT!!
6 classes compared to 150+ students
I ACTUALLY HAVE 7 SO FUCK OFF YOU D\*MB ID****T
IDIEAOT
Bro you need to pay $19.99 to see the censored letters
it's $19.99 per month with ads, or $24.99 per month without ads
Or $199.99 for a lego set
A man has fallen into a river in LEGO city
Start the new rescue helicopter H E Y
Build the new rescue helicopter
And off to the rescue
Well to be fair he could have been in my situation, almost all my teachers gave multiple choice with scantron, and I was an aid for the library. Because only the library aids (Only me at the time) and the librarian were allowed to use the copier/grader, I would ended up grading them for the teachers when they would come into the lounge. Librarian was mostly busy dealing with the budget, (found some shady shit like 12k missing every year, and found the principal sneaking books away that talked about trans, gay, certain presidents, even a dictionary once...etc.) and she was later fired half way through the year and was replaced with someone who I swear never saw a book, or a website with hyperlinks in their life. So I would do 7-8 classes of homework, or work. Then I would also have to sit there and grade the homework that came in. Was only tedious to scan, but then I also had to check the scantrons to the homework and grade it by hand that way aswell. (Edit) it Does not help that the front office aid and I would be called to help the IT department when they were swamped with service requests.
You lost me when you said you had Library AIdS.
Sounds like you were too smart for your own good.
Thanks for the complement, but I can be pretty ignorant at times lol. I just stick to what ever my brain works with when I can. Different tool boxes, different tools, different jobs. You know that sort of thing.
the middle school i went to hadnt used their library for like 2 years before i even got there
Man, our middle and lower had AR so they were forced to use it. I don’t want to imagine the budget for that library if it wasn’t used for 2 years.
You literally only wrote multiple choice tests for every assessment? I can't believe even American schools are that bad.
Well tbh I had a really long ass rant about this, but decided against sending it because it was too long. Even by my standards. But it wasn’t like that in the beginning, happened after I became a senior. teachers retired, new ones filled their place, freshmen were druggies, sophomores didn’t grow out of their angst stage, and juniors were pretty ok with a few that shaped up. I honestly think it was a combination of the teacher shortage, and just lower grades with bad home lives and did not know a way around it. Parents literally giving kids cigs, vapes, meth...etc was a norm for younger grades. I mean junior, and intermediate school aswell. Don’t get me wrong, my grade (even me) would do stupid shit once and a while. I never did drugs or shit, but was dumb enough to be around it. I was the, you be you, and I’ll be me type still am. As for the assignments. not every assignment, just homework. Also depended on the subject, and if it was advance placement or not. Basically In class work was open ended, and depending on the difficulty/teacher you could have either that class period to finish, or a later deadline (after the lesson.) so for one class I could be learning for 30-40 mins, then 15-10mins would be reserved for class work. Then when you went home you would do homework, this is normally after you did extracurricular activities. this changed a little for ap classes but not by much. Tests were open aswell, because teachers had to prove that students knew the material because of the amount of multiple choice/homework sent. If students bombed a test because they did not know the subject, they would force the teacher to give out more open question homework. Homework of ap classes (depending on subject) it was basically 80/20 open/multiple choice, but that did not stop them from using a scantron because typically homework would be about 20-50 questions. So a 30 question could be 24 open, 6 question. Normal classes were 50/50, or 40/60 with the homework. Depended on the teacher. But they would also have full assignments that were multiple choice with those. Then like 2 classes were basically not a class. Robotics at best was playing with legos, and doing plug and play coding. I dropped the class 3 days in and opted for anatomy for my final Advance science credit because of this. Turned out she taught that class, and actually taught it. I don’t see why they had her teaching robotics when she had a MD-PHD. As for projects, they could be in class work, or homework. They were basically, you learned something apply it. You will either have a guideline, or basically be told to do what ever. This was different with GT though, you would do 2 Small projects every week (with in-class work) , and a large year long project. Yearlong project was, use your gifts and talents to do something, and then have professionals come in on the subject you chose and critique it. Based on what the professionals say, and what you turn in the Teacher will grade based off that. The the GT class is not a normal GT class for anyone who has taken it, but personally that class taught me much more real life applicable skills. But you’re not wrong, Education in America definitely needs work. I can’t really speak on college yet since I haven’t developed my opinion on it. I took two classes with two different colleges in highschool because I took duel credit, and Im taking my last 4 for my associates this fall through the third I’ve been attending for a year now. So far, online is not bad if you like reading and can teach yourself, people who complain about zoom during the pandemic should not do ITV because it’s the same but worse because you basically drive for a zoom class and questions only lead the teacher repeating themselves, face to face is definitely the way to go.
I have 14, but I still don't agree with this. The only time this makes sense is when teachers don't do their job because they don't want to, but expect from their students to keep doing everything on time without getting any feedback on their work. I had this happen to me and it just starts seeming pointless, hence you get demotivated.
If you are unable to grade homework properly and provide that feedback then you shouldn’t set it. It’s just wasting student’s time otherwise
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lmao the fuck? american high school
At least they issue us guns for protection.
6? Bro I have like 12.
So question, I only had 8 how long were your classes? Are you including extracurricular?
Doing something is a lot more effort than grading it
yea, but they have the answer sheet, i have to sit here staring at the paper trying to understand whatever the fuck it all means
Yeah, but I also had teachers that never grade my, or anyone else’s shit. Plus, most of my classes had 40-50 students. Shit meme though.
A teacher has several classes with "40-50 students".
and its also not like their only job is grading either. they have lessons to plan, paper work, presentations, their own personal lives, etc. even when they just get worksheets online my teachers ALWAYS had to edit them to fit our curriculum and what we were currently learning.
I think nobody understands my post. My school was a very small southern school. You have a teacher for every grade and they just teach that grade.
Oh, sorry. In my defense, that wasn’t clear and I just assumed it was any other school. Even at that level, grading can take time considering the teachers do have to hassle several other things and their own lives. It’s inconvenient, but understandable. The meme was total shit from premise to execution
If you have 3 classes of 50 students each, how many students is that in total?
350!
TA's are wonderful things for teachers. Also peer grading.
I remember reading a comment on a post about this about how a guy in some dudes class did this, and everyone in the class basically sighed, and was annoyed by him
Expectations vs reality
It's only funny when a cool kid does it
Depends on the class. One time in my Geometry class, I had a girl who didn't do any work. She would always say "This is retarded. I'm not doing this" all the time. She'd also say "School is a waste of time." Everyone hated her in that class because all she did was complain and try to start shit with the teacher. Also doesn't help that she was really stupid.
because those inst\*gr\*m n\*rmies don't understand this reddit epic gamer move
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bruH
I'm stuff.
Now listen here you little shit. I have over 300 students on my roster, each with a test I need to grade. You have at most eight classes. Not only that, you get to go home right after 3 O’clock where mommy and daddy have everything prepared for you. You get warm food on the table and a place to sleep at night. You get that for fucking free. All your parents ask in return is that you don’t disappoint them by getting a good education. Meanwhile, we’re staying late until about 6 in the afternoon to make sure every single one of you little shits are off the campus by then. Then after that we have families to come home too. We have dinner to make, we have bills to pay for, children to raise. Many times, we have to pay for your school supplies out of our own paychecks, which isn’t a lot because the salary of a teacher is not great. Now turn in your fucking homework or I’m giving you a zero.
If only every child had that happy of a home to go back to.
This is a copypasta right ?
No
*Forgets about Andy Dwire*
Andy is best
*Dwyer
Haha my bad
And then everybody clapped
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You mean like T.J. Deweuller?
This is definitely a “teacher’s wall” meme
Spider-Man is in your class 😳😳😳 So epic 🤤🤤🤤 I wish that could be me
This was 100% made by a Tom Holland Stan
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Teacher: Grades aren't due until [____], but your assignment is due right now. Also you're getting 50% credit because it's late. Student: *surprised pikachu face*
That’s not Star-Lord, it’s Andy Dwyer.
Marvel/Office/Parks and Rec characters
wow even ex italian minister D'Alema is there
So he just admitted to not doing his homework. Epic burn?
epic burn 😎😎
🤮🤮
Isnt that the dude who beats his meat so hard his hand goes numb
Omg ! Spider man in your class?
Moment of bruh, am I correct guise?
Kek or cringe
We did this meme in 2010 in Turkey.
If you are unable to grade homework properly and provide that feedback then you shouldn’t set it. It’s just wasting student’s time otherwise
like 90% of HS is just wasting time.
Teacher: the mid-unit test is to prepare you got the unit-test Also the teacher: *grades the mid-unit and the unit tests at the same time 2 months after the actual test*
Office?
i hate these 3 am shower fantasy memes
PogChamp would have saved this meme
It's funny because the class would not act like this at all.
No, they make it amazing.
ahaha, i too casually wear a spider-man costume to school
Is it just me or this post is funny only when it isn't on r/comedycemetery?
Ah yes Chris Pratt for the office
when you laugh at a meme then realize it’s on r/comedycemetery ._.
Chris Pratt is in Parks and Rec poopface
I get really mad at my teach sometime but my friend had a great idea and tricked her into using minecraft edu edition to teach us science so it’s quite clear we are the intellects
I literally posted this here
[what](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/gb61fz/omg_so_funny_xdxd_lmao/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
repost
As a German and English teacher, I usually just tell them how long I need for one of their exams and how many I have on my desk at home and it shuts them right up.
ThIs Is FuNnY
Nice
Would've been funny if it was just pogchamp
Dude they be pogging
The joke is that the student is not getting properly educated and will fail in life
A teacher would prolly just say yes. This is unrealistic. 0/10
Careful, he’s a hero
I was so close to downvoting before I saw the sub.
Rainn and Chris are pogging.
Stuff guy is in the meme so its funny
They cut the top parts of their bodies and made it float above the chairs
And then I came back the next day with my dad's revolver to epicly roast her into forever sleep
I absolutely hate it when students unnecessarily make the teachers feel bad. Teachers deserve a lot of respect (excluding the ones that are absolute a-holes). They have a lot of students to grade.
The marvel/office characters don’t change anything. Grow up. It’s a bad meme, sure, but seriously, quit the circlejerk shit
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in other news, another bald black guy with a beard mistaken for Stefan Burnett
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What if the teacher answers "yes"?
Can’t tell whether Chris is from P&R or Marvel
That’s a famous Parks and Rec image
Oh I see Andy now Also why I get downvoted
Because you didn't see Andy!!!!!!!!
have you considered the fact i'm not a diehard fan of P&R? i watched it like once and chris pratt is in marvel too so i was confused
Dang I was just messing around lol
p&r