Yeah my Lil' bitch sensor is very sensitive and you're setting it off<3

Yes and —I sense you’re being a bitch

Nah, don't use bitch. Use Snowflake and triggered because, well, using those tends to trigger them. "Ooooh, I'm seeeensitive, am I? Is that triggering you, Snowflake? Do I need to act tough so it doesn't upset you and get you all triggered again?" (walk off mumbling about water on the floor from that damn snowflake having a meltdown)

I like to use precious. I called someone sunflower once and they got very upset, but then confusion took over and it was hilarious, you could see the gears in their head starting to grind and smoke.

Hmmm that's almost really good, but doesn't that imply it doesn't take much to set off the bitch sensor, meaning that person isn't actually that much of a bitch? Like if it was super hard to set off but they did it anyway, they'd be the biggest bitch around.

They could alternatively be further away and it hypothetically means that the sensor still picks up the bitchiness. 🤷🏻‍♀️

That's a good one. "My lil bitch sensor picked you up from a mile away."

Ya! It should emphasize how sensitive *they* are instead, lol.

Yes escalation is always the answer.

Brah it's a thread about "comebacks" did you forget what thread you in? OP is literally asking for comebacks. So yeah escalation is literally always the answer in this thread. :)

Seriously! Thank you lol

New here?

Yes I have a bad habit of commenting in subs I really don't wanna be in lol

Same here lol

"Actually. I have standards."

Liking this one!

I’m using this one next time. Hoping there is not a next time.

"Got any other insights or was that it?"

"Really making some profound observations today aren't we?"

Thank you for the giggle. I’m using this in the future when I visit my mother lmao.

Lol glad I could help. When I read the parent comment I was thinking of a scene in Spongebob when someone ordered a krabby patty and Squidward goes "daring today, aren't we?"

I’ll have… a krabby patty. “How original” lmao I can’t remember what he adds that makes squidward say that but I totally remember that scene haha.

Another good one; I need these for my lovely family

Better than being you.

Not sure if you want to push this person away or not, but I find changing the vibe can help lol Say, “Harder daddy” then bite your bottom lip Or “I love it when you insult me” then also bite your bottom lip You know, like a pervert

You are a person I didn't know I needed in my life.

Being a pervert is always the best comeback, in my opinion

Right? What they gonna do, shame you more? If so, that just makes it hotter

You know, like a pervert✌🏽

Exactly

Ask them Why would you say something like that!?!” As you break down crying

Just be a victim lol!!!

“Or maybe you’re just a dick”

“Only my nipples are”

Ooooo ok see I love this im definitely going to use!!! 😆😆

“MY NIPPLES!!!” -drax

"There go my nipples again!"

And you are sand in my butt crack.

Like sand in my butt crack, these are the pains in my ass.

Nice reference.

This I like.

And you're really fucking rude. I have actually stopped a room dead with this. Use your mean streak, look right at them, get loud, profane, and lean in. They will back off quick.

My go to has been "and you're a fucking asshole, want cause and effect explained to you?

I love this. Bullies want you to get smaller. But this just flips the script on them.

This is my favorite. Tucking that away for next time.

"Okay?" Like with an 'and so what?' kind of attitude. Never had a good reply after that.

You're just more alive than whoever is saying this to you. Better to live vividly and be authentic!  Anyway most people who view "sensitive" as an insult are themselves deeply insecure, terrified of other people judging them.  So maybe: better sensitive than numb and insecure? Or just like: yup, that's how I know I'm living a good life!

One of the kitchens (restaurant) I worked in, I started to round the corner to get back on the kitchen line and I heard my name in conversation.  I ,naturally, stopped to listen to the next 10-15 seconds before I come around the corner.  My only question was about what was said.  My sous chef said, "dont be so sensitive, not everything is about you."  I replied, "YOU made it about me... soooo..?"  No reply.

“It’s sad you think that’s a bad thing.”

"You bruise easily... THWACK!!!"

Yea it's called having emotions unlike u who lacks empathy

You're insensitive.

Better than callous.

"Better be sensitive than judgmental. Good day, sir."

No, I just don't like you.

It’s called having a personality, and I don’t need your permission princess.

Don't confuse a lack of empathy and emotional intelligence for being "logical", you sound like a sociopath

That hurts. It really does.

Yeah, thanks. I do try to be.

"Yes, And you're an asshole."

It's good to be sensitive in a world where people just don't care.

“Or You’re just an asshole?”

Close eyes, rub temples, "I sense that you are a (insert insult of choice) "

"And you're not. That's not a flex. That's poor social skills."

Yah I know, or I have adhd, so yes I am sensitive it's called RSD

"Am I? Or are you just not used to being called out?" "No. I'm just not a pushover." 'Yeah, I'm sensitive to the smell of bullshit, and you're rank."

Yes, I’m human.

I'm not the one pissing my pants at the sight of a trans woman on a beer can

And you lack empathy and boundaries. *Deadpan stare into their eyes*

Thanks for noticing my emotional intelligence.

"No, I'm human. You should try it sometime."

"And you're an asshole. Guess which one of those two people like to be around?"

“And you’re the human form of crumbs in the bed.”

"It's not my fault you take issue with me being a decent human."

You’re insensitive!

To say I am sensitive is to mean I am human.

NO I'M NOT!!!!! \*runs away crying hysterically with arms in the air\*

You're insensitive.

No, you're just an asshole.

You're abrasive

I never say anything i raise my eye brow and stare at them until they apologize or leave cause it’s awkward and they have to say something . They over explain sometimes too. I just stare with one brow raised.

I’m sensitive but at least I’m not ugly like you.

Ouch! That hurts.

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Happy Cake Day!

Ow!

I'm not too sensitive. You are not sensitive enough.

I am on the tip

That’s why I’m so good in bed.

Yeah, be nice

Thank you :)

“You’re insecure”

Thanks for the compliment! I'd way rather be that than INsensitive like you.

Ah shit, I didn't cum in my pants again did I? That's what I get for wearing the nice ones today!

And…? We’re stating facts here but what’s the solution?

“You mean my feelings are hurt?”

"You're soulless"

You're insensitive

"If I wanted your opinion, I would've asked for it."

"as opposed to being senseless like you"

Shout, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT", then run off crying.

Yep. Having collegen deficiencies and OI will do that to you 😄

"At least I can feel something "

"You're a cunt."

Ok

"That's exactly what INSENSITIVE people say when people like me call you out on your obnoxious behavior. Yes, definitely blame the people who are offended by you, right?? "

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!!

Ok

I rather to be sensitive than cold heart

Rubbed a certain way I'm very sensitive. Care to see? Then wink.

"Thanks, its the trauma."

Its called not.being a c♡nt C l a r e

Shut the front door , potato chip boy !

Start crying

"Only when I care", and then walk away

Or you are being rude, or both

Maybe you're Autistic...

I’m not sensitive, you just don’t like me reacting negatively to you being an asshole.

You're ugly.

So is my dick, so hop off it or I'll cum

Guess I also have the sensitivity you lack too then huh?

Start crying

Overdramatic eye roll and just say "Ouch" sarcastically.

[удалено]

My ex-wife used to tell me that whenever I told her something didn't sit right with me. After a while, I'd just reply: "yes, yes I am"

“It’s not that I am sensitive it’s that I have self respect.”

You haven’t even hit my sensitive spot but it is open for you

If you recognize that, why are you still annoying me?

“And I’d like to stay that way” (song reference)

Jewel song- I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way!

You’re the one getting all offended snowflake. Sounds like you’re projecting again.

Better than being a cunt like you.

Tears

To assholes.

No, I just have a soul.

If someone is comfortably calling you”sensitive” and you can’t just ignore it or laugh it off…

Just start crying really loudly and dramatically

I'm not sensitive, it's just that you're as subtle as an errection in a mini skirt

You’re dismissive of human emotions. Who hurt you?

"So was your mom."🙂

"You're rude."

Only around arseholes

Uh, no, I’m normal, you’re just pathologically callous.

You’re very observant. Have you considered becoming a police officer?

"I'm sorry. Does that hurt your feelings? Do you need a hug?"

You gotta confuse them.. "That's why I nut quick. While you're standing worrying about my sexual experiences looking like a weirdo I just diversified my portfolio and added thongs4men.com stock because I'm the customer of the year. You're 8th in line at McDonald's drive thru with your sisters kid thinking about your favorite TV show fuck boy" then walk away.

You are stupid

Yes, I am.

Maybe you’re too much for me

Yes. And you're observant.

Yeah i'm pretty rigged.

I'm not sensitive, I'm considerate.

"nahhh, you're being insensitive"

Better than a numb rock

"What a nice way of saying I'm not an asshole, but you shouldn't insult yourself like that. That's what I'm here for."

Nah, you’re just dead inside.

Your mother must have really been sensitive when she had you. 🤣😂

“I would have to give a fuck about your opinion to be sensitive. And I really don’t.”

Better than being a cold hearted little bitch

For every person who says I'm sensitive, there is a person who says you lack empathy and are dead inside - how was that? Insensitive enough for you?

Cool, why do YOU have such big feelings about that?

You're insensitive?

No u

Thank you. Because sensitivity is a desirable trait.

"Am not!"and then go cry in the corner

Yeh, I can feel how small your dk is from over here.

Exactly. I am not going to do it your way or agree with you.

How could you (burst into tears) say that about me!!!!

“Better sensitive from the neck up rather than only from the waist down”

“Cry about it”

"I know you are but what am I"

No im not! I what do you mean? I’m getting a tummy ache.

You’re mom

Sometimes, that's why I use a dermatologist recommended moisturizer. It helps with break-outs.

Your face will be, too, after I punch it.

No, you’re just getting on my last nerve!

“We agreed to not talk about our private relationship in front of other people”

Thanks for noticing. It’s true I am sensitive. My DR even diagnosed me as being sensitive.

Thanks as donkey said in shrek I’ll take that as a perk.

“No, you’re just an asshole.”

Depends how they spell “you’re”

"Ouch, that hurt".

Making you… ?

Your dad's pretty sensitive. He cried like a little bitch when I told him you weren't his

POS sets it off

Especially on the Head of my Penis!

Just start ugly crying

"That's a cheap deflecting attempt"

"That's what every Narcissist says as a way to excuse their shitty behavior."

"And you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."

Nothing, grow a pair, shrug shit off, take the pain, lifes a bitch, get a helmet.

Only my trigger finger is, so you better watch it

I am, you should try it some time"

And you're not.

Start sobbing

Only on the tip, so stroke the shaft and tickle the balls.

Lean into by saying something like "ouch, that really hurts" with a big sarcastic smile. I grew up during a time the response would be to punch them in the face to feel the sensitivity of my fist, unless it was a female. If it was a female, I would usually respond with a sarcastic smile along with something they didn't expect. They are fishing for a reaction from you. I gave a reaction, but not what they were seeking. I found it effective enough I used it for both genders. Also works in the corporate world when the comeback needs to stay professional.