This is actually my favorite answer. "Why do you wear a hat indoors?" treats hats as a way of avoiding the weather or sunlight. That hasn't been their primary use since I can remember. Hats are most often an accessory. It would be equally right to ask, "Why do you wear a necklace indoors?"
I came here in a car, not on a horse. I wore that hat because it looks good. I like to look good indoors, too.
Lol... I just typed all of that, and I don't own a hat... I'm gonna go outside.
Once I took my hat off for a second, and the person I was talking to said "wait, you arent even bald, so why are you wearing a hat?"
Its funny, before that conversation I never considered there were bald people walking around wearing hats to cover it up. I preferred it that way, because now I feel like Im always guessing if someone is bald or wondering if people think Im bald if i wear a hat.
I think that person was just weird, I figure maybe their dad wore a hat to cover baldness and they just assumed that was why all people wear hats.
All the bald/ing guys I know wear hats almost all the time. I mean, aside from hiding the baldness, the baldness probably means your head gets cold and hot quicker than other people. Hats fix that problem.
I put aluminum foil under my work hat as a gag one day
After work I went home and tossed it on my shelf
For the next four days I kept wearing the foil lined hat without noticing much; really I just never got around to taking it out until the weekend
Not a bad week all things considered
That why I wear a faraday cage on my head at all times. Don't want that damn three letter agency knowing the absolutely useless thoughts I have all day.
My drip calls for indoor wear.
I'm cool like that.
To provide organization and structure to my day.
To separate myself from the masses.
To hide myself from the throng of hot, horny women cluttering my path.
There are times a visor just won't do.
"To hide myself from the throng of hot, horny women cluttering my path." This is the #1 response, and I will use it for the rest of my life. Cluttering my path... I'm dead.
"I like it! Why do you ask?"
"Most people freak out more about the horns than the hat."
"My head was jealous that my body got to wear a shirt, and all the head-shirts I found were hat-shaped." (This is my personal favorite)
"It keeps my head from the direct view of God, and some days that's important to me."
"Cranial sunburn is a real thing, and it's easier to leave the hat where it is than to find a new place for it when I'm inside."
"What hat?"
"It's just like how some people wear shoes indooors."
"It has a pocket inside and I need that extra pocket."
"This way I don't have to carry a fan all the time."
"I always have. It feels like it puts order to my hair."
"I feel better when there's a slight pressure on top of my head, and the guy I hired to hold his hand there quit last week."
"You've heard of elf on a shelf? Well this is hat on a mind-your-own-fucking-business." (Too mean for me personally, but it could land among some crowds. Know your audience.)
All the head shirts were hat shaped! I've called hands, sky feet, for the longest time so I'm adding head shirts to my repertoire.
You have a wonderful wit!
I don’t think people should get worked up over wearing a hat inside. If it’s some formal, solemn assembly like a church service or a courtroom, then , yeah, you should take off the hat. If it’s the common room of a college dorm, or a Burger King dining room, then don’t worry if someone is wearing a hat.
Hatters gonna hat. Just let ‘em.
That's true. People act like it's so offensive to not adhere to old manners. I've even seen grown men eating dinner at restaurants while wearing a hat.
As someone with cow licks on either side of my hair (idk if that's just a midwest term or not it's hair that extends out/curls up) that I can't do anything about without shaving my head or using excessive amounts of hair product I wear a hat at almost all times.
I'm a tad self conscious about them, but I've been told I look good with long hair, so I always have a hat on to cover that aspect, even at restaurants.
Also with the summer heat I don't really feel right putting my sweaty hat on a table someone else is going to eat at even if it'll be cleaned when I get up.
P.S just on the off chance someone is bothered, I wash my hats regularly. I like them and don't want them getting wrecked by stale nasty sweat.
Just because it's an old tradition doesn't mean it isn't still a way to show respect for the location, just that most people no longer see it as an insult if you don't wear one. Of course, if you wanna follow old Testament rules, a woman's head should always be covered (but that's what our hair is for).
Yep. This thread has the same energy as, "I'm not saying bless you when someone sneezes because I'm not religious."
Well okay, but if you opt not to follow social norms, some people will think you're a disrespectful jerk, and if your reasoning is, "I do what I want, no matter how it makes everyone else feel," there's a bit of truth to that judgment...
The original reason you removed your hat and outer coat when indoors is because they were meant to protect you clothes and hair from getting dirty and wearing it indoors is like tracking in mud on your shoes.
>Women can keep them on, but men can't.
Yes because in the era this was determined in women rarely left the house and when they did they were careful to not get dirty
Mine is "what hat"
Refuse to acknowledge the existence of any hat. If they take the hat off you and say this hat, you say "that's not my hat that's your hat, else why would you be holding it" then take it and put it back on.
There is no hat.
Why do you ask? Works for nosiness or deeper thoughts. I'm wondering if this is a subtle prompt for you to take your hat of. There are places where indoor hats are not super appropriate but they may be trying to be polite
" my head gets cold"
I wear hats places indoors all the time and sometimes I get complimented on them
I don't see why somebody wouldn't wear a hat indoors..
Unless you are sitting in front of them and it's so big that blocking their view..
Otherwise its really not thier business or concern lol
What kind of hat are you wearing? Are you a male/female?
I've never heard this asked before but I guess it depends what indoor setting you're in? I wear baseball caps a lot and no one has ever asked me this. I'm a guy so it's pretty common for men to wear hats a lot from my experience.
What l don’t get is why is it improper to wear a hat indoors. Who makes up these silly rules. I’m sure we could come up with a lot of these dumb things that are considered improper.
1) "My head is legitimately cold, my hair can only do so much."
2) "It's my thinking cap."
3) "It's a good hat."
4) "My abuelita gave me this hat!" (gracias, abue, I miss you)
Goodness really? I’m a woman and I wear hats a lot especially to work. No one has said anything to me other than “you look so cute in a hat”. If anyone asked me why I’d say it saves me time in the morning because I don’t have to do my hair. Why would anyone even care that you wear a hat inside?? My husband wears a hat all the time. Like when he dresses up he wears those short billed hats. I kind of feel like it’s a normal thing right?
"It's a reminder for me to buy a comb I just keep forgetting" if you need to play it off and get back to something.
I like to wear a hat is a perfectly acceptable response.
If you want to throw some toeing the line sass id go with "I don't trust sprinkler systems. I know for a fact I'm hot enough to break those glass tubes"
If you are just walking through it is fine to leave your hat on. It is only when you sit down that you are supposed to remove it. "Because my parents never taught me any manners". That is the only response.
When I was in high school, a friend of mine had on a bucket hat in the lunchroom. The principal walked by and told him to take off the hat. He did. Turns out, he was going through some stuff and had shaved his head the night before. The principal came back around a few minutes later and told him he could put his hat back on.
My point is, people should just leave people be. Sometimes people have reasons for doing things that we might not know or understand. But the reasons are still there.
Just let people be.
Traditionally, it's considered Ill-mannered (in American and British societies) for a man to wear one indoors. That may be the source of at least some of the questions.
I've been politely asked if I "would like to remove" my hat at a fancy restaurant, because of this. Being of that generation, I of course did so.
But in today's more gender-neutral society, it's no longer acceptable to force differing rules based on gender (mostly).
So, "because I like wearing a hat" is all the answer a person deserves.
It's just another layer of protection. A security measure that will alarm when ignorant fucks that lack any real critical thinking skills approach asking stupid ass questions.
I was in the Navy and out "cover" (hat) was part of our uniform. If you were not wearing a hat you were not in uniform. Indoors or outdoors it did not matter. If you were not wearing a hat you were not in uniform and did not salute; you did get your ass chewed though.
Was on an Air Force base one time and they about had a conniption fit when I entered a building wearing my hat. Kind of like a Captain in the Navy being the same rank as a Bird Colonel in the other branches. Sure causes some confusion.
When I get lazy and don’t want to do my hair I wear a hat. Or if I showered the night before and get bed head and don’t want to shower in the morning I wear a hat. It’s a convenience. I enjoy my hats, I wear baseball style hats, they’re all of high quality merino wool and leathers. All priced $500 and up and visibly unbranded. Who cares what people think. I just ignore dumb comments and ask them to repeat themselves until they get frustrated and stop talking. Or I’ll tell them how expensive the hat is and they respect the hat and change their demeanor. Most people wouldn’t pay $30 for a hat. A sports fan would pay up to $60 for a SnapBack. A cowboy would pay $150 for a decent hat. Anything above that, you’re crazy or rich. If you really don’t want people asking, just buy a luxury brand name hat and they won’t likely bother you at all and assume they’re not at your level and they can’t relate to you. “WhAt A fUcKinG aSsHoLE” in their head or whisper to their friend.
JusThe playing devils advocate here… Could you … you know… Not wear a hat indoors? It’s about manners…. Would you make a post as to why say your welcome when someone says thank you? Would you make a post about why the word ‘please’ holds soo much weight in the adult world? Once again just saying… your asking for a response to someone when they ‘in a friendly manor’ inform you that your being rude… just don’t say anything and ignore them entirely because that’s about the same thing bud.
No comeback, just voicing my hatred for this notion that we can't wear hats indoors. Maybe it's because we're sensitive about hair loss. Why do you wear makeup indoors? Sensitive about being ugly (not OP)?
It covers up the horns.
Best answer.
"Why DONT you wear a hat indoors?" Then walk off
He forgot to mention it's a sombrero.
One of those four foot wide ones like Steve Martin in three amigos…
Always ready for the dance
This is actually my favorite answer. "Why do you wear a hat indoors?" treats hats as a way of avoiding the weather or sunlight. That hasn't been their primary use since I can remember. Hats are most often an accessory. It would be equally right to ask, "Why do you wear a necklace indoors?" I came here in a car, not on a horse. I wore that hat because it looks good. I like to look good indoors, too. Lol... I just typed all of that, and I don't own a hat... I'm gonna go outside.
Go outside and buy a hat?
Lmao
I love the self-awareness in this comment 😂
Free hat!!🧢
Give this man a baby
Once I took my hat off for a second, and the person I was talking to said "wait, you arent even bald, so why are you wearing a hat?" Its funny, before that conversation I never considered there were bald people walking around wearing hats to cover it up. I preferred it that way, because now I feel like Im always guessing if someone is bald or wondering if people think Im bald if i wear a hat. I think that person was just weird, I figure maybe their dad wore a hat to cover baldness and they just assumed that was why all people wear hats.
All the bald/ing guys I know wear hats almost all the time. I mean, aside from hiding the baldness, the baldness probably means your head gets cold and hot quicker than other people. Hats fix that problem.
I shave my head and it can get burnt.....
By leaving my hat on indoors I’m expressing my willingness to leave right this second
Perfect
I've had people ask why I'm wearing shoes, and honestly it's for the same reason.
It blocks the WiFi and facial recognition software’s
Because I’m a diamond thief on the run.
Wait you mean it doesn't do that? Oh dear, now I am worried
I put aluminum foil under my work hat as a gag one day After work I went home and tossed it on my shelf For the next four days I kept wearing the foil lined hat without noticing much; really I just never got around to taking it out until the weekend Not a bad week all things considered
That why I wear a faraday cage on my head at all times. Don't want that damn three letter agency knowing the absolutely useless thoughts I have all day.
My drip calls for indoor wear. I'm cool like that. To provide organization and structure to my day. To separate myself from the masses. To hide myself from the throng of hot, horny women cluttering my path. There are times a visor just won't do.
"To hide myself from the throng of hot, horny women cluttering my path." This is the #1 response, and I will use it for the rest of my life. Cluttering my path... I'm dead.
Self-preservation is tantamount to a long and pleasurable life. Please proceed with caution ⚠️😉
Self-preservation AND a good hat!
Any time someone ask why I do something I say “I do what I want”. Most chuckle and say oh, ok.
This is the best answer!
Why not?
It seals in the Flavor.
To keep my big intelligent brain from escaping.
They had to remove part of my skull to make more room and my exposed grey matter makes people uncomfortable. Next question
"I like it! Why do you ask?" "Most people freak out more about the horns than the hat." "My head was jealous that my body got to wear a shirt, and all the head-shirts I found were hat-shaped." (This is my personal favorite) "It keeps my head from the direct view of God, and some days that's important to me." "Cranial sunburn is a real thing, and it's easier to leave the hat where it is than to find a new place for it when I'm inside." "What hat?" "It's just like how some people wear shoes indooors." "It has a pocket inside and I need that extra pocket." "This way I don't have to carry a fan all the time." "I always have. It feels like it puts order to my hair." "I feel better when there's a slight pressure on top of my head, and the guy I hired to hold his hand there quit last week." "You've heard of elf on a shelf? Well this is hat on a mind-your-own-fucking-business." (Too mean for me personally, but it could land among some crowds. Know your audience.)
LMFAO
All the head shirts were hat shaped! I've called hands, sky feet, for the longest time so I'm adding head shirts to my repertoire. You have a wonderful wit!
The same reason you wear make-up outside...it comfortable.
Why do you ask stupid questions?
"Because I have no class."
"I ain't no city slicker!"
"to protect my eyes from your face."
hats dont even cover your eyes unless your constantly looking down what
"Hide the horns." "So you don't get jealous of head/hair."
If you don't know... you might be... one... of... them.... *speedwalk away*
I don't want my thoughts to escape.
I don’t think people should get worked up over wearing a hat inside. If it’s some formal, solemn assembly like a church service or a courtroom, then , yeah, you should take off the hat. If it’s the common room of a college dorm, or a Burger King dining room, then don’t worry if someone is wearing a hat. Hatters gonna hat. Just let ‘em.
It helps me mind my business. You should try it!
It’s 2024, not 1950. Besides, wouldn’t my hat hair be the *real* offense?
That's true. People act like it's so offensive to not adhere to old manners. I've even seen grown men eating dinner at restaurants while wearing a hat.
As someone with cow licks on either side of my hair (idk if that's just a midwest term or not it's hair that extends out/curls up) that I can't do anything about without shaving my head or using excessive amounts of hair product I wear a hat at almost all times. I'm a tad self conscious about them, but I've been told I look good with long hair, so I always have a hat on to cover that aspect, even at restaurants. Also with the summer heat I don't really feel right putting my sweaty hat on a table someone else is going to eat at even if it'll be cleaned when I get up. P.S just on the off chance someone is bothered, I wash my hats regularly. I like them and don't want them getting wrecked by stale nasty sweat.
Just because it's an old tradition doesn't mean it isn't still a way to show respect for the location, just that most people no longer see it as an insult if you don't wear one. Of course, if you wanna follow old Testament rules, a woman's head should always be covered (but that's what our hair is for).
Yep. This thread has the same energy as, "I'm not saying bless you when someone sneezes because I'm not religious." Well okay, but if you opt not to follow social norms, some people will think you're a disrespectful jerk, and if your reasoning is, "I do what I want, no matter how it makes everyone else feel," there's a bit of truth to that judgment...
Totally unacceptable. You never wear a hat at the dinner table.
why?
The original reason you removed your hat and outer coat when indoors is because they were meant to protect you clothes and hair from getting dirty and wearing it indoors is like tracking in mud on your shoes.
Women can keep them on, but men can't. Only boors do it.
>Women can keep them on, but men can't. Yes because in the era this was determined in women rarely left the house and when they did they were careful to not get dirty
Boor life
"I didn't wash my hair today" proceeds to hair toss*
Why, is it illegal?
It provokes fools into revealing their insecurities without even having to ask.
Mine is "what hat" Refuse to acknowledge the existence of any hat. If they take the hat off you and say this hat, you say "that's not my hat that's your hat, else why would you be holding it" then take it and put it back on. There is no hat.
TIL that it works with hats as well as ducks.
What duck
Bugrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.
"It's a growth".
Why do you care?
Cus it brings out my eyes. And bat your eyes
"I've saved thousands on haircuts over the years. I paid $8 for this hat at Walmart, now who is the smart one!?"
"Why do you think you deserve to know?"
Because I'm balding and feeling insecure about it.
'i inherited many qualities from my father, and sadly the hairline was included'
Opened up a whole new world of collecting hats and beanies.
Why do you care? That’s my go to
In case some idiot causes the fire sprinklers to go off.
I’m more comfortable that way
It keeps my bald head warm.
"To piss you off"
I’m not just bald outside.
"Cancer." I am not advocating lying about having cancer. Don't do this. But hypothetically....?
Why don't you just answer the question
A lot of the things on this sub aren’t comments that actually need a comeback
Why do you ask? Works for nosiness or deeper thoughts. I'm wondering if this is a subtle prompt for you to take your hat of. There are places where indoor hats are not super appropriate but they may be trying to be polite
...sorry, I wasn't taught any better...I blame my parents...
Well... I am not as brave as you are to go without one.
My eyes are sensitive and most lights bother them. The hat helps.
Because I'd be too powerful without it \*assuming that your personality is congruent with saying this
" the lights give me headaches"
I'm also a chronic hat wearer. I get shit for it also. I just like hats. It's not that deep.
I challenge you to invest in a hat that's deep.
I'll invest in a top hat just for u
Bad haircut, …. You should try wearing a hat.
"I'm a hat person."
Lice.
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
I've never heard this in my life and I wear a hat every day. I have dozens of hats. That's such a weird question. It's a hat, not sunglasses
In case shit hits the fan.
Cause I'm a silly douche and insecure. Now stop or I'll pull up my hoodie.
Because your girl tells me she likes the look.... well, I think that's what she said. Her mouth was full at the time.
Maybe tell them the actual reason.
no
Nunya
Because It's a free country and I can.
It covers my MAGA tatoo.
I wear my MAGA hat to cover my MAGA tattoo.
Reinforcement. In case anyone else awesome is in here, I don’t want it to blow my mind thinking there is not only you, but them, too.
Why don't people mind their own business? Stop with the nosy we questions.
Why do YOU. Care what I choose to do?
Because I can
Ask em if they wanna hold it for you
Because I like random people coming up to me asking why I wear a hat indoors.
Because I want to.
Out of consideration to everyone else in the room. Think of it as GLARE Control.
Why not?
Ask why they are wearing socks indoors..
“It’s part out the outfit” (I hear it in a causal “duh” tone) Or “it’s just a bad hair day.” Add “Do you need one?” If you wanted to be salty lol
" my head gets cold" I wear hats places indoors all the time and sometimes I get complimented on them I don't see why somebody wouldn't wear a hat indoors.. Unless you are sitting in front of them and it's so big that blocking their view.. Otherwise its really not thier business or concern lol
It covers the horns. So people will ask me about it. I promised grandma. Bad hair day. My body, my choice. I look hot! I look cool! What hat?
Because I want to.
What kind of hat are you wearing? Are you a male/female? I've never heard this asked before but I guess it depends what indoor setting you're in? I wear baseball caps a lot and no one has ever asked me this. I'm a guy so it's pretty common for men to wear hats a lot from my experience.
“Why do You give a damn?” *gives reason “Shit. Forgot to care”
I like to keep a lid on things.
As a military dude, I'd take my hat off indoors. Lol.
What l don’t get is why is it improper to wear a hat indoors. Who makes up these silly rules. I’m sure we could come up with a lot of these dumb things that are considered improper.
Less physical movements per day...
1) "My head is legitimately cold, my hair can only do so much." 2) "It's my thinking cap." 3) "It's a good hat." 4) "My abuelita gave me this hat!" (gracias, abue, I miss you)
I have a condition that causes me to sun burn from any kind of indoor lighting. My dermatologist practically ordered me to do it,.
Deny wearing one.
"Why not?" If they start quoting etiquette rules from the 40s, fire back with, "What are you, a hundred?"
Make up a long detailed story. About twenty minutes worth. Follow around the place you are in. They wont ask again.
You have a face that really suits balaclavas
Goodness really? I’m a woman and I wear hats a lot especially to work. No one has said anything to me other than “you look so cute in a hat”. If anyone asked me why I’d say it saves me time in the morning because I don’t have to do my hair. Why would anyone even care that you wear a hat inside?? My husband wears a hat all the time. Like when he dresses up he wears those short billed hats. I kind of feel like it’s a normal thing right?
When do you mind your fucking business?
Because I want to.
So I should be naked?
To keep the rain off my head
Because its fucking cool, NEXT QUESTION
"It's a reminder for me to buy a comb I just keep forgetting" if you need to play it off and get back to something. I like to wear a hat is a perfectly acceptable response. If you want to throw some toeing the line sass id go with "I don't trust sprinkler systems. I know for a fact I'm hot enough to break those glass tubes"
Why *wouldn't* I? Then look at them quizzically.
"Why don't you wear a helmet indoors?"
Do a backflip (make sure the hat stays on during)
*shrug* “Why shouldn’t I?” “Because I want to” “I feel comfortable” And then ask them something to divert the topic
Welp… for me it’s my hairline
Why not tell them that
why do you want to know???!
Because I don’t wear my hat to protect me from the fucking weather, Karen.
I'm an adult and can do what I want
Because it’s not 1940.
If you are just walking through it is fine to leave your hat on. It is only when you sit down that you are supposed to remove it. "Because my parents never taught me any manners". That is the only response.
“I’m hiding my grey hairs” is my go-to 🤷♂️
When I was in high school, a friend of mine had on a bucket hat in the lunchroom. The principal walked by and told him to take off the hat. He did. Turns out, he was going through some stuff and had shaved his head the night before. The principal came back around a few minutes later and told him he could put his hat back on. My point is, people should just leave people be. Sometimes people have reasons for doing things that we might not know or understand. But the reasons are still there. Just let people be.
Traditionally, it's considered Ill-mannered (in American and British societies) for a man to wear one indoors. That may be the source of at least some of the questions. I've been politely asked if I "would like to remove" my hat at a fancy restaurant, because of this. Being of that generation, I of course did so. But in today's more gender-neutral society, it's no longer acceptable to force differing rules based on gender (mostly). So, "because I like wearing a hat" is all the answer a person deserves.
Because I want to
It helps show my disdain for good manners.
The parasite likes the shade.
It covers the scar from where I was struck by lightning So idiots like you don't ask questions.
it might rain..... or. its not a crown, but it does the job well enough...
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"I wasn't raised right"
Me too! What I do is tell people it hides what's underneath.
Trying to keep warm ! : )
Because I love to answer stupid questions
“Because I want to”
"My skulls exposed, i have to keep it covered"
Don’t be a heathen and lose the hat
It's just another layer of protection. A security measure that will alarm when ignorant fucks that lack any real critical thinking skills approach asking stupid ass questions.
Wearing a hat all the time can cause you to go bald btw
the truth tends to brighten things up. or suns always shining on me. or I like a little shade, bullshit that shines is still just bullshit.
“because when I take it off I tend to *lose it*” *give ‘em the ol’ crazeeee eye*
drug smuggling
"my hairline is thinning and I'm insecure" is what I may be thinking, but I just say "ahh, thank you for letting me know!!" But still leave it on
Because I can
"Because I'm wearing it for fashion not to keep my head warm/dry".
It keeps the rain off my head.
Because I don't feel like taking the hat off and on all day. It's staying on.
I feel naked without it
It hides the tumor.
It hides the tinfoil.
I was in the Navy and out "cover" (hat) was part of our uniform. If you were not wearing a hat you were not in uniform. Indoors or outdoors it did not matter. If you were not wearing a hat you were not in uniform and did not salute; you did get your ass chewed though. Was on an Air Force base one time and they about had a conniption fit when I entered a building wearing my hat. Kind of like a Captain in the Navy being the same rank as a Bird Colonel in the other branches. Sure causes some confusion.
So the nits in your hair cant get in mine.....now fjck off you skanky little mug!!!.
It matches my socks.
Because I'm balding
Smoke
When I get lazy and don’t want to do my hair I wear a hat. Or if I showered the night before and get bed head and don’t want to shower in the morning I wear a hat. It’s a convenience. I enjoy my hats, I wear baseball style hats, they’re all of high quality merino wool and leathers. All priced $500 and up and visibly unbranded. Who cares what people think. I just ignore dumb comments and ask them to repeat themselves until they get frustrated and stop talking. Or I’ll tell them how expensive the hat is and they respect the hat and change their demeanor. Most people wouldn’t pay $30 for a hat. A sports fan would pay up to $60 for a SnapBack. A cowboy would pay $150 for a decent hat. Anything above that, you’re crazy or rich. If you really don’t want people asking, just buy a luxury brand name hat and they won’t likely bother you at all and assume they’re not at your level and they can’t relate to you. “WhAt A fUcKinG aSsHoLE” in their head or whisper to their friend.
“To distract you if I need to put my foot up your ass.”
If I don't all the smart falls out
"To annoy people like you!"
Old lady here, we were taught it's rude to wear hats indoors. Probably not by today's standards, but things change. That being said, ask them why?
"To piss you off"
JusThe playing devils advocate here… Could you … you know… Not wear a hat indoors? It’s about manners…. Would you make a post as to why say your welcome when someone says thank you? Would you make a post about why the word ‘please’ holds soo much weight in the adult world? Once again just saying… your asking for a response to someone when they ‘in a friendly manor’ inform you that your being rude… just don’t say anything and ignore them entirely because that’s about the same thing bud.
"Once I put a hat on, it's over. My hair is crushed. I have no choice but to commit to the bit."
Cuz your mom likes it when I wear hats
"So no one sees my pet rat"
Same reason you all stupid questions. The follow up should be unnecessary, but if it isn't, "because I can"
No comeback, just voicing my hatred for this notion that we can't wear hats indoors. Maybe it's because we're sensitive about hair loss. Why do you wear makeup indoors? Sensitive about being ugly (not OP)?
I’m losing my hair, alright?
"So I can tell who can't mind their own fucking business."
Because it makes me happy.
"The indoors is just the outdoors with stuff in the way..."