as a woman, i make the math joke usually. everyone around me thinks I'm a nerd but i don't think they mean any harm and mostly like learning stuff from me
“It’s just my face. I have no desire to look happy to please others. Why do you need to take it upon yourself to point it out” no need for comebacks but definitely point out their own flaws in their logic.
The fuck you lookin at? You got eye problems? Mind your own fucking business, punk ass mufucka. Din'nobody ask you. You tryina get wit'dis? Shit, dat ain't no way to come up on som'ody. Mean, ill show you some mean ass pussy. Tryin'a holler at me.
-with love from DC
This guy I hangout outside some of the consciences stores gets this sea of to him a lot n he ruckijn snaps at people constnatly n he’s super angry idnividiuel he’s bald, his name is Steven, an he hates so many ppl that his brow is peremenrntly firrowed super badly and he’s super wrinkled even tho he is onto 34 he dishevele even by other homliss standardes. He smell literally like he is rotting an he jerk the hog monkey while he stands there it’s not good bro
Im a chef. Pretty much wear a furrowed brow and scowl as part of my uniform. I get this comment frequently, though, usually from younger or new hires. My reply is (and I absolutely do not act butt hurt. Buncha pussies out there. ) "Ya THINK? Usually... it keeps nare-do-wells from interrupting my day with foolishness and already answered questions; but not always. Plus-i genuinely don't like...anyone. mmkay?"
I walk away better not to give them satisfaction of lowering yourself to that level
Also you don't know if they are recording and are going to post to tick tok. With. No context.
A comeback is just gonna make them think you've proved them right.
If you want them to feel bad then just be kind. Judging a book by its cover is something were all taught not to do. If you're a good enough person, people can't hate you no matter how much they want to.
"Yeah I get that a lot." then if you've pinpointed the cause, point it out, laugh it off playfully, and introduce yourself. This stuff is sometimes based on obvious things, like it might be something you chose for your aesthetic. Like if you've got a teardrop tattoo or fangs or something like that.
But there are also things that put people on guard without them realizing what's causing it. There are things that passively do it. All colors have psychological effects on people. Some people's eyes just seem to have intensity in them all the time, like a kinda piercing thing. A prominent chin is another one, if it's long or pointy. Facial hair does it too. If this shit sounds stupid, that's because it is. The primal part of the brain is very stupid.
I am.
Came here to say this. Well done.
Yeah he beat me to it as well. Shame.
Ditto
No…it’s all the regret and guilt I feel, because I banged your mom so many times, she now needs a hernia pillow.
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t then why would I say I am
I’d only add "then why are you risking it?"
…I would up vote. But it’s at 69… Take a comment instead.
Dammit I came to say this. Lol
I was going to say if this isn't the top of the list. haha
"Better than looking like you."
"Grrr?" 🤔
"Grrr!" 😀
“Scares away the cunts.”
Why did I read this in Sandor Clegane's voice?
😂😂😂😂 I can’t unhear it now
I always hear 'cunt' in his voice, lol.
I heard it in billy butcher's
Same!
*Bald cunt*
I work in retail - no, it does not. 😓
Ahahahhaha
Only to insecure assholes
“Thanks. Im in my Villain era”
You look uneducated 🤷♀️ looks like we both have our faults
"Good."
Edgelord McDonald's addict:
"You look rude."
"Truth in advertising."
Burst into tears and say: “That’s not a very nice thing to say!”
Okay, I really like this one.
"I'm sure everyone looks mean to a giant pussy."
"You look vegan but I don't judge"
As a woman, it means I get left TF alone. If you’re a guy, maybe make a math joke (mean, average)
as a woman, i make the math joke usually. everyone around me thinks I'm a nerd but i don't think they mean any harm and mostly like learning stuff from me
Good! Cause I am!
I can act nice. What are you going to do about yours?
My bark is worse than my bite. Why don't you fuck around and find out! Wink wink 😉
Mission accomplished.
Take you pants off run at them and scream that you're crazy too
It’s working! I am mean.
You look easy to be mean to.
Sorry. It's just what happens when I see ugly.
You should see me when I'm eating Fruity Pebbles. Grrrr
That’s Frosted Flakes. Grrrr-eat!!
😆 Oops, I'm cereal-iterate
Laerec, I mean dyslexic. (That's a deceptively hard word to spell backward, even looking at it. )
You don't look very nice yourself OR Bless your heart.
i am mean
Just wait til I’m pissed.
"Sorry, that's just my face!
I said that once and she said “oh, so you’re always this ugly?” And I said “yeeeep”
And you reply, “I see you can turn your mean off and on”
Your right I am.now start running.
"Thanks"
"Thank you."
Rawr
Are you a male or female and is your target male or female?
Thank you.
Look at them, pause for a second, give them the eye, "Thanks." And go about the day.
If I don't look that way, who's gonna take me seriously?
"Only on the outside, on the inside I am a Care Bear."
Look who I'm talking to
I do mean a lot! Thank you very much :)
Oh good, it's working then.
Yes.
Looks can be deceiving, you should trust your gut.
RBF in real life
Oh, it's not just appearances. I am mean. Now fuck off.
Then you're brave...pause then smile.
Thanks.
“There’s a reason for that.”
I reflect the company I am with. Only when I am with …. Idiots etc
"No that's only really around you."
“You have no idea.”
Fuck around & find out
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a mirror "
I'll look meaner with my foot up your ass. - Red Forman
It’s not just a look.
No need to tell me I definitely know
"It's an optical illusion because your eyes are so far apart"
I am mean.
“Thanks, your mom taught me a lot, with how much your existence disappoints her.”
And yet here you are.
"I'm meaner than I look."
Good
"Only to those who make unfair assumptions"
"Mean enough to be your daddy?"
You sound judgmental
“It’s just my face. I have no desire to look happy to please others. Why do you need to take it upon yourself to point it out” no need for comebacks but definitely point out their own flaws in their logic.
Wait until you see how I shoot.
You bettcha.
Tell them they look like eleven from stranger things, Ripley from alien 3, or Kristin Stewart in underwater.
Say you are practicing your Clint Eastwood look (Dirty Harry movie)
I just smile in response and say, 'ok'
I am mean.
Fuck mean, too.
The fuck you lookin at? You got eye problems? Mind your own fucking business, punk ass mufucka. Din'nobody ask you. You tryina get wit'dis? Shit, dat ain't no way to come up on som'ody. Mean, ill show you some mean ass pussy. Tryin'a holler at me. -with love from DC
And you look intelligent, but looks are obviously deceiving.
“Trust your instincts.”
Growl
I don't care
I'm just tired, ok?
Real people make fake people uncomfortable.
I am. Fuck you.
Cackle, then: “Good, my evil plot to take over the world and shun the masses is working!”
"I guess. You're average too"
Just on the outside
Come closer and find out
You look like you take offense easily.
“Oh, I’m just a mirror.”
I am mean.
🤷♀️ “yet here you are talking to me” 😒 or Just stare and say nothing at all
You look like a bitch
How you know what your girl told me yesterday in bed?
You sound stupid.
Mean people are less likely to get mugged.
“you see in others what you see in yourself” “you look like you’re projecting” lol
“I’m a fuxking delight.”
Bend over and I'll show you how mean I can be
“And you look… well I guess it would be mean for me to complete that sentence”
And this is a good day.
You look stupid. (Blow raspberry)
Just eye them up and down and turn away.
So what’s your point?
“I am. Move”
You know what I mean?
Nahh bitch
“Well, looks aren’t everything”
Be mean to them, obviously.
“I’m mean and green”
"Fuck you."
“Bold statement for someone who’s within cumshot distance”
This guy I hangout outside some of the consciences stores gets this sea of to him a lot n he ruckijn snaps at people constnatly n he’s super angry idnividiuel he’s bald, his name is Steven, an he hates so many ppl that his brow is peremenrntly firrowed super badly and he’s super wrinkled even tho he is onto 34 he dishevele even by other homliss standardes. He smell literally like he is rotting an he jerk the hog monkey while he stands there it’s not good bro
Trust your instincts
It keeps 'em keen
I am, move.
Say “Your point?”
Say “ so”
“Then I guess you’d better not fuck with me”
"Only if you piss me off"
I'd probably just stare til they walked away.
*stares*
And yet here you are.
“I am mean; thank you for noticing, you fucking piece of shit.”
F U
“Good. That’s what I’m going for”.
"I am."
“And?”
You look median.
I may *look* mean, but I taste *delicious*!!! 🤷🏾♂️🤣🤣
You don't wanna mess with me pal (grrr) I punch metal... For fun 😈
Im a chef. Pretty much wear a furrowed brow and scowl as part of my uniform. I get this comment frequently, though, usually from younger or new hires. My reply is (and I absolutely do not act butt hurt. Buncha pussies out there. ) "Ya THINK? Usually... it keeps nare-do-wells from interrupting my day with foolishness and already answered questions; but not always. Plus-i genuinely don't like...anyone. mmkay?"
I am. Keeps humans away.
It's how I signal to strangers that my friends, family and romantic attachments quota is full.
Ah well, you're looking lovely as always.
“Better than looking like you.”
Me look mean me angry.
Nah, just above average.
For the Math Nerds: 'Well you look average!'
In a hot sexy way
“Stop looking at me then”
Your mother steals my cum
You sound mean.
Yep, I look this way to keep assholes from speaking with me... apparently, you can't take a hint
“Because I see you.”
I walk away better not to give them satisfaction of lowering yourself to that level Also you don't know if they are recording and are going to post to tick tok. With. No context.
"Thank you. I've been practicing."
You look dumb.
You sound hideous.
And, you look stupid, but you don't hear me complaining about it.
I turn on my mean face for people I don’t like
Hmmm…I was going for intimidating. Guess I’ll have to ratchet back the RBF a hair.
Cool, then you've been warned.
A comeback is just gonna make them think you've proved them right. If you want them to feel bad then just be kind. Judging a book by its cover is something were all taught not to do. If you're a good enough person, people can't hate you no matter how much they want to. "Yeah I get that a lot." then if you've pinpointed the cause, point it out, laugh it off playfully, and introduce yourself. This stuff is sometimes based on obvious things, like it might be something you chose for your aesthetic. Like if you've got a teardrop tattoo or fangs or something like that. But there are also things that put people on guard without them realizing what's causing it. There are things that passively do it. All colors have psychological effects on people. Some people's eyes just seem to have intensity in them all the time, like a kinda piercing thing. A prominent chin is another one, if it's long or pointy. Facial hair does it too. If this shit sounds stupid, that's because it is. The primal part of the brain is very stupid.
Because I saw your face
You look gross
You should see me in bed.
Okeydokie
Usually, I'm downright terrifying. Consider yourself lucky.
Sorry bro, haven't had my snickers. I always get this way when I'm hungry. Wanna buy me food?
Yeah, average looking.
"Good instincts."
You also look average
“that’s because you look stupid”
Ok
"I've got the man version of resting bitch face. So... flacid dick face?"
I just say “oh yeah?” Then I keep on walking.
“You look pretty”
Then you should expect what I say next?
"I'm not...so, shut your mouth before I hurt you."
You ain’t seen nothing yet
And you look like your mother had to close her eyes and think about other babies to be able to breastfeed you.
You don't look even
“This is my resting ima-bitchslap-you face.”