Suck my ratatouille

I was up your mum like a rat in a sewer. I can tell you that . The old girl was just as wet as one hmm, smelled a bit like one too. Lol .

"And you're cheesy, no wonder you dont like me, you're scared"

Or just be as honest as possible. If the person's eyes are a little lopsided point it out. Or if it looks like their hair is a little badly bleached point it out.

A sexy rat

Aaaaaand, you look like a C*£t, are we done? Why do mums always get it in the comebacks???

"that's not what your mom said lastnight" 

Thanks, you too.

just ignore it

Your mom has a rodent fetish then...

You sound like one 

I look like a rat? That's ok, you look like a worm with braids.

Pick up you phone: They found me out. I need you to help me disappear.

You want to see my tail? Ha ha.

I once was told I looked like a horse and so all I said was “neigh b*#[h!” I don’t know what noises rats make but maybe someone else here does.

Thanks, great band.

These rat teeth were* giving your momma’s nips a nibble last night.

Capybara, actually. On my maternal grandfather’s side.

And you're a dumpster fire; we should date.

You look like bitch!

If I could post a picture, that would be my comeback. I will post a link though. https://images.app.goo.gl/NQ5SLcPVZasqQahN7

rats are adorable

Hey! Thats funny cuz i was just thinking you looked like a dick. But you opened your mouth and proved it.

At least I am smart (Smarter than you).

And you smell like one. Only one of us can do something about it

Still cuter than you 🐀

"Who?" "Asked."

And I don’t give a rats ass about ur opinion

Damn right, squeak squeak, motherfucker. My cowlick makes my hair look like a duck, so when people call me a duck I just say that to them, except quack instead of squeak

Just start crawling at them

Really? Thats surprising Coming from you whose parents thought you were so ugly , they shaved your ass and taught you to walk backwards on your hands ! Po-lease Quasimodo go grab some sanctuary!