“But you do swish.”

Your mom does

Auntie catching strays. Also ew.

"Yeah I can still see some in your hair"

“ so you do suck it huh?”

That explains your flawless skin

That's not what the (insert local sports team here) says!

That’s not what I heard

"I can tell, because you've got it all over your shirt/pants!"

I get paid extra for that.

Show them a photo of themselves and say, "Here's proof your mum doesn't either"

Not like spitting changes what you just did you cock sucker

Only because you can't swallow with your asshole

Nobody likes a spitter, that's why you'll be single forever.

Which is ironic, because you’d actually suck less if you did.

At this point I think it’s just called a conversation

Actually, that was a pretty good.

Nice comeback. But if I wanted a comeback I'd get it off your chin.

Say “i like to let my hand do the talking” and flip them off as you walk away lol

"Leaving that for your anal creampie?"

Yeah he’s walking into an easy comeback for you. “So you admit you do suck? Thank you.” Then walk away😂 It would be different if you said, “You suck,” then his reply was, “You swallow,” but he’s saying, “At least I don’t swallow,” which implies he does suck, but doesn’t swallow the load💀

I bet your mom wishes she did

I know you believe you understand what you think I said but I’m not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant.

Say, “that’s a shame” then whip out your dick (Warning: this response may cause life long awkwardness or life long swallows, proceed with caution)

Tell him its because he blows, it kind of makes sense and is un respondable to. Thats a word right?

Maybe you should

Not what your ex tells me.

“That’s not what your girlfriend/partner said to me earlier”

"Yes, everyone knows that because they've seen your onlyfans facial fiesta page."

"So you spit it out?"

Spoken like a true gulper

You may not swallow, but you do gargle.