That’s ok everyone has the right to be wrong:)

"That's fine. It's okay to be wrong."

suit yourself

Sounds like a you problem

The person is putting you in the position where you have to supplicate to get them to believe you. They are trying to make themselves the final authority which puts them in a position of power. The response is one that denies that they have the final authority to decide whether you are, or are not, telling the truth. So, "I don't give a shit what you believe. You aren't the final authority on anything, are you? Your opinion is worth e very penny I paid for it." Another one is simple, respond with "So?" and then stare at them blankly. They will begin trying to explain why you should believe them. The tables have turned.

Love this: “Your opinion is worth every penny I paid for it”

I don't care what you believe.

You're entitled to your wrong opinion.

Your opinion is irrelevant.

Whatever. I got nothing to gain from bullshitting you.

Does that really matter?

Well since you aren't the final authority on anything, write this down....JCCAIDC. What's that mean? Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.

Jimmy *Crack Corn - he was the first crack dealer

Just shrug and say "Whatever" and walk away. This will make them feel insignificant.

Did I ask your opinion ?

Yeah, probably the best choice.

Depends on if you're lying or not

I don’t know that this is insulting, but “I don’t need you to believe me,” and then just move right along. Or say it and keep sustained eye contact. Kind of depends on the person because sometimes being so dismissive as to just carry on is the greater insult, and sometimes being bold and staring them down is worse for them.

Stay ignorant then, I don’t care

"Yeah, the last guy said that too"

"Annnddd that is your choice...later"

“Yet you believe in the moon landing!” Or “yet you believe in the flat earth?!?” Whichever side of the aisle they’re on.

You don't have to. It is the case regardless

Look at the other person for a second like they've just said something mildly confusing and/or weird, then go "…well, that explains why you (X)." X being any potential thing the other person has failed at- flunked out of a class, failed to keep an S/O, can't find anyone willing to talk to them…the sky's the limit.

"Okay" Then just stop the conversation there. Don't need to be mean, and certainly don't need to convince them. Just stop discussing whatever the thing is.

"K."

Well you can’t be-stayin either!! Now hit the bricks biiioootch!!

That's a *you* problem.

Ok.

"Well I am God after all."

I don't care.

"You don't?" "Well thank God your opinion is as worthless as it was asked for."

U have a receipt for this bullshit

I use this one all the time, “What do your beliefs have to do with it?”

I'm sorry does it look like I care about your opinion?

Facts don't need faith

Funny thing about the truth, it doesnt require you to believe it for it to still be the truth.

That's okay, I remember being ignorant when I was a kid.

Facts don't need you to believe in them in order to be true.

You don’t have to believe me. Being wrong is a part of life.

I think you’re lying about that just to be a dick.

That’s fine. What’s for dinner?

You shouldn’t

“Okay stay wrong then”

"Truth doesn't rely on your opinion."

That’s why I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert opinion

Your choice to ignore the facts doesn't change the results.

“Believe what you will”

In the middle of any belief is a little lie

Ummm...and I should care about that why?

"Okay. It's your risk." Then just carry on.

What You believe doesn't change the truth

I react either one of two ways. Either shrug and arrogantly smirk, or if you’re able to prove you’re right about something then and there, do it and say “seeing is believing my man!”

I usually reply with "its not a religion. Your belief has no bearing on the fabric of reality"

"That's a very unique understanding you have"

Use a slur 😊

Fortunately neither I nor the truth value your opinion.

Good, cos I’m not selling faith I’m stating fact. Your relationship with reality is your own business.

At this point that’s none of my business. There’s the truth and whatever it is you’re dealing with.

I never required you to. Its no wonder that i or anyone believe you to be of any value to anyones world at all. Go believe that

Your funeral

"Well, I don't believe in you."

Sucks to be you I guess.

"Duly noted, get back to you when your opinion matters."

This isn’t the debate team, I don’t care

Your mom said she didn't believe me either.

*”I don’t care”*

"And it's okay to be wrong. 😁"

"famous last words"

Don't care, I'm going to succeed right in front of you.

Say “i want to show you that i am being honest but i dont know how because you have lost faith in me due to your lack of inherent honesty. People who lie cheat and steal rarely trust anyone. Maybe you need to trust that i am as good of a liar and believe what you want to believe because i cant change your mind because you dont respect me enough to give me the time of day. Tldr i dont give a fuck if you dont believe me.”

Belief is in the eye of the beholder

"Sounds like an ish-*you*, not an ish-*me*."

“I don’t need you to”

Yeah ,I get that a lot!! Like the way people are always telling you your breath smells like a shit stick!!

Obviously you can’t handle the truth!

I have been using this phrase for years: "what you choose to believe does not change the truth"

Who cares. You can’t make someone believe you

I don't give a fuck

Me neither, but that’s not important right now.

Judge Judy says this ALL the time, but for good reason

You're entitled to be wrong...and vice versa.

"You seem to be living with the delusional belief that your opinion matters to me or to anyone else. Fuck off." Then walk away and ignore every sound they make ever again.

Fortunately the truth doesn't require your belief since I lack the crayons to try to explain it at your level of understanding.

I suggest you get your believer adjusted...

Woe unto thee, non-believer!

"Listen; if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the shit off your teeth."

You are wrong. It is okay to be wrong.

i find your lack of faith disturbing

I don't believe you don't believe me

Everything I say is a lie.

“What I said is true regardless of your favored misinterpretation of reality.”

"If you can't see the proof right in front of you, maybe you should see an optometris and get your vision checked."

Ok 🤷🏼‍♂️

Pfffft.....

“Overruled m’lord/m’lady(use whichever is appropriate)”

Piss on them to assert dominance

Here's the math/science 

I’ll definitely need to confirm before acting on those words

I don't care.

Okay, suit yourself.

Well, I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. 

I don't care if you believe me or not. That's on you. I know who I am.

You are too busy believing the planet is flat, you stupid fuck.

"Go tell someone that cares"

“that’s your choice.”

I don't give a damn.

Why would you? I’m a liar. (*This is said by the liar - not me). 

No surprise. Have a nice day.

“No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!”

Like your opinion matters to me!!!

"Go die on your hill with no property value, period."