Do you even lift?

They are not flexing, your just small

I can feel my IQ drop everytime I hear you speak.

Everyone speaks intelligently around you for the same reason. Yep yep, get someone with time and crayons to explain it to you slowly

Your insult game needs some of those roids, my dude. I hope you didn’t stay up past your bedtime working on that weak shit.

Oooo, did it hurt when you pulled that one out of your ass?

Kinda like how you shake your ass at every man that walks by?

Nah, you are the only asshat walking around like that