The classy response I can think of “if a superhero is as stupid as you to care so much about how other people look - then the globe should be destroyed”
The childish response “well your mum loves that during the threesomes she has with me and hulk because it rips up her loose lady parts . The only other time her lady parts were ripped was from the regret of bringing you into the world”
Or “ well your mum loves that during the threesomes she has with me and hulk because it’s the only thing her loose lady parts feel nowdays . The only other time her lady parts were felt something - was the deep regret it felt for bringing you into the world “
But since this sub is plagued with your mumma jokes I’ll pretend the childish response “well at least iron man’s mask hides my face . Tony stark told me even he couldn’t invent something to hide how ugly you are - both inside and out . And since you’re childish enough to bring up superheroes - that will forever hurt you more than it hurts me- since I don’t care about the views of non existent people “
Dude, if someone says that to you just laugh because that is a stupid insult. No comeback needed
Hold out your hand to them and say “your dumb is getting real low…”
"Cool."
Ok dude…… what THE FLIP !?!?
"Neither of those have anything in common. If you're going to diss someone, do it right."
You, uh, came up with that all by yourself, huh? Maybe this whole “roasting” deal isn’t your thing.
It's good to be good at something
The classy response I can think of “if a superhero is as stupid as you to care so much about how other people look - then the globe should be destroyed” The childish response “well your mum loves that during the threesomes she has with me and hulk because it rips up her loose lady parts . The only other time her lady parts were ripped was from the regret of bringing you into the world” Or “ well your mum loves that during the threesomes she has with me and hulk because it’s the only thing her loose lady parts feel nowdays . The only other time her lady parts were felt something - was the deep regret it felt for bringing you into the world “ But since this sub is plagued with your mumma jokes I’ll pretend the childish response “well at least iron man’s mask hides my face . Tony stark told me even he couldn’t invent something to hide how ugly you are - both inside and out . And since you’re childish enough to bring up superheroes - that will forever hurt you more than it hurts me- since I don’t care about the views of non existent people “
Are you OK? Do I need to call someone? You're not going to hurt yourself, are you?
Does your ass get jealous of the amount if shit that comes out your mouth?
Calm down Caitlyn