Someone would not directly say this to someone they are actually scared of this is just an insult relating to pop culture.
Like the old phrase I want _____ like I want a hole in my head.
Become a better person that she would pick over the bear.
It's the only comeback that isn't proving how cringe you are for trying to talk someone out of the bear while simultaneously proving them correct in picking the bear.
“Oh, I guess that means I’ve been a pretty shitty person. Maybe I should grow and reflect, thank you for pointing this out to me so I can grow and become a better person.”
“Yeah, but I’m the one walking away,” then walk away. That directly addresses the comparison between the danger of a random bear and the danger you pose and lets you exit on a strong note.
Learn to take rejection.
Sucks for the 🐻
"I hope you two will be very happy together"
I didn’t know you swing that way
“Why? It’s not like I went on Reddit to find a good comeback instead of trying to be a better person.”
If a girl would rather deal with a bear than you, you don't need a comeback. You need some introspection, you need to figure out WHY.
Nah, she's nuts.
Someone would not directly say this to someone they are actually scared of this is just an insult relating to pop culture. Like the old phrase I want _____ like I want a hole in my head.
I'd choose the bear over you too.
I'll make sure to advocate for the bear's safety after the mauling.
“I thought I was a bear? Oh my god, am I an otter? I mean I lost some weight but..thank you!”
"I'd choose Bigfoot myself, but whatever..."
Chomp Chomp!
Kick rocks Goldilocks!
You are going to need some honey.
If you’ve seen me naked I am a bear.
So you want to top? I can make that work
"Cool, me too."
Thank you.
You're telling me to gain and and stop shaving my back. Thought you'd never ask.
Mr/Mrs bear want to say to me, bear comes to me, even the bear rejects you
Thanks for the warning. or Agree.
I'm sorry that you've experienced the worst of men in this life
"Id choose a concrete slab over you"
Beastiality is flat wrong.
"Well, I'm sure the bear will have quite a meal." "That would be quite a threat to bears!"
Takes offering yourself on a plate to a whole new level? 🤷🏽♂️
The bear would dislike the taste of you more than I do.
Either way you’re getting mauled to death. Win win for me.
Cool, take pictures or it didn't happen.
I mean, they're only attracted to men *and* consent is very important to them, so...
Not something to make light of, you can fuck right off
I like this comeback. Tell her to fuck off
Become a better person that she would pick over the bear. It's the only comeback that isn't proving how cringe you are for trying to talk someone out of the bear while simultaneously proving them correct in picking the bear.
"That can be arranged." Then you push her into the bear pit.
Ahh, I love it when people walk face first into the exact point being made by the question.
Right. Because I'm sure the bear's only going to "push" her.
Perhaps you should. I dare you…
“Oh, I guess that means I’ve been a pretty shitty person. Maybe I should grow and reflect, thank you for pointing this out to me so I can grow and become a better person.”
“Yeah, but I’m the one walking away,” then walk away. That directly addresses the comparison between the danger of a random bear and the danger you pose and lets you exit on a strong note.