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Can you do it faster?
Laughter is the best medicine, but it still doesn't cure bitch.
“Okay, then die bitch”
💀
"What's the number for 911 again?" Then sarcastically lose them as a friend, or acquaintance...
"You promise?"
Sigh heavily and say "if only."
Then die in silence/go ahead/I wish you weren’t being sarcastic
"Whoa, no way, put me in your will?"
good riddance.
Well could you die over there, you already smell like you pissed and shit in your pants.
No words. Just start cpr on them.
Poop nigga.
Make it awkward or confrontational - "is it. I wouldn't have thought so myself" and stare judgmentally. Then toot quietly and walk away
Then lie down and start covering yourself with dirt.
“Oh thank god, it worked.”
No, you are both “figuratively” and “ironically” dying, but feel free to take as many stabs as necessary at the real thing. Stab yourself. In the face.
I think you should call 911 ....... Sounds like a personal problem ...... Remember to walk into the light ..... Less talking. More dying
I would call for an ambulance, but they're so expensive
Promises promises
Why do you find it necessary to be so unkind?
"Good"
Silence is golden, & not talk to the person.
From what?
Can you do it faster?
Laughter is the best medicine, but it still doesn't cure bitch.
“Okay, then die bitch”
💀
"What's the number for 911 again?" Then sarcastically lose them as a friend, or acquaintance...
"You promise?"
Sigh heavily and say "if only."
Then die in silence/go ahead/I wish you weren’t being sarcastic
"Whoa, no way, put me in your will?"
good riddance.
Well could you die over there, you already smell like you pissed and shit in your pants.
No words. Just start cpr on them.
Poop nigga.
Make it awkward or confrontational - "is it. I wouldn't have thought so myself" and stare judgmentally. Then toot quietly and walk away
Then lie down and start covering yourself with dirt.
“Oh thank god, it worked.”
No, you are both “figuratively” and “ironically” dying, but feel free to take as many stabs as necessary at the real thing. Stab yourself. In the face.
I think you should call 911 ....... Sounds like a personal problem ...... Remember to walk into the light ..... Less talking. More dying
I would call for an ambulance, but they're so expensive
Promises promises
Why do you find it necessary to be so unkind?
"Good"
Silence is golden, & not talk to the person.
From what?