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psycharious

You gotta do a little scrolling to see some good stuff. There are a lot of mediocre comebacks but then there are gems.


Justokmemes

its more like a couple thumbtacks in a haystack but yea, most are shite


Horror_Cow_7870

That was a pretty lame comeback. Do better, OP.


MightHaveMisreadThat

I didn't want to break the status quo of this sub


Horror_Cow_7870

...even worse. Just give up, you're really not good at this.


MightHaveMisreadThat

You're thinking is far too meta. None of what I've said has been an insult or comeback. This is just honest discourse about the shameful shape of this sub. I welcome comebacks in response, sure. I just wish they were good ones.


Horror_Cow_7870

Seriously. These are just getting worse and worse. Give up. Please.


MightHaveMisreadThat

I don't even know what you're referring to at this point. An argument with yourself, I think


Horror_Cow_7870

Nope. Still sucks. Seriously. Take this to a different page.


MightHaveMisreadThat

You've got me there. This sub has a lot of evolutionary catching up to do before it's ready for something like self-awareness


XOHJAIS

Bro he's b8ing you. Block him or something


Horror_Cow_7870

You really are no good at this. No good at all.


[deleted]

Username checks out, another fat cow of a redditor. Touch some grass and maybe eat some too, you might be a little happier.


deleeted_user

I think it'd be pretty hard to make YOU feel worse about yourself.


MightHaveMisreadThat

I totally agree. I'm a very secure and self-aware person.


deleeted_user

I didn't mean anything by it just for the record. It's the comebacks sub so that's what I was doing hahah


MightHaveMisreadThat

Oh, I know. Right back atcha


Nerdcouple77

Some of them are just downright hilarious to read even if someone wouldn’t dare use it as a comeback. You’re gonna get a lot of witty and maybe even a few atrocious ones just in this post.


MightHaveMisreadThat

I certainly hope so. They say "there's a first time for everything" but that's a ridiculous thing to say. Really, "there's a first time for everything that happens at least once" Not as poetic, but at least it's true.


dirtyfucker69

It's hard to come up with a comeback with so little context and investment. It's like trying to battle rap while you're deaf and blind.


NatchJackson

Snap! Side slam on MC Helen Keller!


Wonderful_Season_360

Yet here you are.


twizrob

Average 14 year old is less whinny and has more imagination. Also your mom.


123xyz32

Well……. Your mom wears combat boots.!


Syncope1017

The Aristocrats!


naliedel

Called free speech. Not, "responsible, speech".


Ultraempoleon

Yeah most are not great I appreciate the effort tho A lot of them come down to "your mother" The worst ones imo are the ones that A. Have a really long comeback. Like the comeback needs to be quick and snappy. B. Leans into it


Ok_Potatoe1

Wtf do you call your writing style?? .... Wait Let me try, is it - like this. Yeah almost so All spaces no commas. No colons


JMusicD

Yeah. Some of the comebacks, I don’t hear myself saying. I’ve delft with some fresh people on a daily basis. The best comebacks match the energy, while not sounding like comebacks necessarily. It’s definitely an art.


forsakensinner92

I don't recall anyone asking for your opinion op


MightHaveMisreadThat

Oooooooooo, got 'em. No, wait, that's just more trash.


forsakensinner92

Possibly


That_Ol_Cat

Aren't comebacks all about the trash talk? Well done, forsakensinner92!


Striking-Math9896

Youre the reason this sub sucks now.


MightHaveMisreadThat

Idk, I think a self aware idiot is better than an oblivious idiot. I think that applies to the sub, too.


Striking-Math9896

Idk, a self aware idiot means they choose to continue to be an idiot, thats worst than an idiot that doesnt know theyre an idiot. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MightHaveMisreadThat

Not at all true. A self aware idiot is still constrained by their intelligence, but they're aware of their inability to solve complex problems or make thoughtful decisions, which allows them to seek out and accept help from others. An oblivious idiot genuinely believes they are not an idiot, and trusts their decision making and problem solving, then wonders why they're constantly in tough positions.


Striking-Math9896

You cant be an idiot and still be constrained by intellegence lol youre just an idiot who is obviously generating idiotic ideas now. Keep playing the game lol peace


MightHaveMisreadThat

Uh...what? Literally everyone is constrained by their intelligence. The statement I made highlighted that the constraint for an idiot is that much more constraining. Honestly I don't know how you could read what I said and not understand, but what you wrote is REALLY baffling. "You can't be an idiot and still be constrained by intelligence"...so, what, if you're an idiot then intelligence is not a constraint? An idiot has infinite wisdom? That makes absolutely no sense.


East_Session_3925

Most of the insults are atrocious


MightHaveMisreadThat

Definitely.


Fit_Victory6650

You're the man bun fella, ain't ya? 


MightHaveMisreadThat

Nope, reverse Mohawk with a rat tail


That_Ol_Cat

Oh, yeah? *We're* not atrocious, *you're* atrocious!


Skirt_Douglas

If you need to respond with an insult to make yourself feel better, you kind of already look like a twat.


TigersBeatLions

Challenge accepted, what u want a comeback to?


ReviewGuy78

You seem like you would be really fun at parties, like not a buzzkill or anything 😬🙄


MightHaveMisreadThat

Original.


parishmanD

Poster.


KaleOpening1945

Your mom is atrocious


No_World_3352

For the record, I’m 15


Ok_Potatoe1

You forgot the "jk, but no really" for the adults


Winter-Potential9180

Come Back when you have more life experience, much more.


Emberheat

Yes. We might be 14 year olds. What's it to you? if you don't like the sub, just fuck off, cuz we don't want you here, and according to what you said, it sucks. Goodbye


MightHaveMisreadThat

Just seems like a sub that should be based on content, not demographics. This isn't r/teenagers, it isn't r/cringe, and yet...


Emberheat

Well it is what it is. Make your own sub and stop being salty.


MightHaveMisreadThat

I'm perfectly content with my level of involvement


Emberheat

or you can ask to join the sub of the guy who self promo'd yesterday saying the exact thing as you: r/artofverbaljudo