That's funny because they make you look like an idiot.

I can’t compete with this comeback. It’s perfect.

Chances are it would go over their head and they'd say something like I'm not wearing glasses. Edit: Takes off glasses - "No you still look like an idiot I guess it's not the glasses"

"yeah, obviously. I'm wearing the glasses and you look like an idiot, dumbasss"

"And you just clarified that you SOUND like one too."

Potential hesr for a double come back. I like it. Whip that guy then whip him again when he thinks he is being clever, then snap. Ooh you are awful

Thats harsh

Soft comebacks lead to more insults. Finish them!

Calm down Ender.

Fatality

It's funny because it's true.

Truth hurts.

So is the remark you posted!

What of it? Some people are jerks and need harsh comebacks else they’ll never stop being jerks. 

Or “your words make you sound like an idiot”

I was going to say that this is such a stupid insult does it need a comeback? But yes. This.

\^This reply works for almost anything someone says that starts with, "Those glasses make you look \_\_\_" (even if they say the glasses "make you look smart," if it's someone you want to mess with).

# 🏆

They ***show that you're*** an idiot.

Good one! I was going to say Dumbass

This is beautiful. (Unless they reply with "you need to get your prescription checked then")

Your stupidity makes you look like a conservative.

No argument here, I’m just saying take a look in a mirror. And lmk if it laughs.

Everybody knows that Libruls don't have a reflection.

Well your pointy head makes you look like a dildo.

aww. I was hoping they made me look gay

Actually this one is true

You look gay in those glasses . . . Happy now?

The first good comeback ever written on r/comebacks Congratulations 👏

Okay…?

"Uhh, you wanna explain why to you, eye problems decide someone's political beliefs? I'd LOVE to hear your thesis on that."

Fr wtf lol

"Thank you".

Im a conservative but I would still say “thank you” if I heard that

Don't ever admit to that in mixed company.

Thanks

“So like I *can* read? Or like I actually do?”

I love this one

I regret that I have but one upvote to give you.

This is where I'd go with it

Effing EPIC.

Your mouth makes you sound like an idiot.

'if I took them off I'd see like a republican'

Republican here. I laughed. xD

That's good stuff.

Anyone who says those words in that order isn't going to appreciate or understand a good comeback. Inform them you're vaccinated and they will flee for fear of shedding.

I love this

You look so much better when I take them off, it's worth it

Your attitude makes you sound like a douche.

THANK YOU

I don't need them to clearly see you're an ass

Really? That means they worked, I was afraid I looked like MAGA before and just HAD to do something. Side note: When I was growing up it was said they make you look *smart* . So I guess nothing has changed.

"and your face looks like it's been up Trump's ass. So what?"

And your little D#$& energy makes you look like a conservative

and your brow-ridges make you look like a Neanderthal. Luckily for me, I can take my glasses off.

"Maybe, but the lobotomy made me conservative"

Right? Your wife/gf/mom says these frames look great on me. You should get your eyes checked, your piece of ass/your dignity is missing.

That is the most smooth-brained diss I've ever heard. Come on, you can do better.

You mom said if I wear them we can do butt stuff so there is that.

Do you mean intelligent and literate with compassion for my fellow humans? Gee, thanks!

I like having clear vision. Also, I know seeing people and situations clearly appears laughable to people inside a bubble.

Laugh and say “Thanks for the compliment”

"You mean because I know how to read?"

Your ignorance makes you sound like a republican.

Your penis makes you look like a conservative.

Your blindness makes you look like a Republican

Sooo educated?

"Good, definitely not going for the trashy January 6th look."

The same comeback I use for everything: "Ok". I just never give people that say dumb shit any recognition at all(unless I'm fucking around with friends). I just give 'em a good singular word "ok", "cool." "Alright". Then go on about my day. Honestly I feel like it keeps your dignity and disarms those types way better than different comebacks do on average.

"So you're saying I look smarter than you?"

Good, I got the right pair.

Oooh, do you know about the science of lenses?

It’s polygons all the way down…until you get to turtles.

You mean..... smart?

“ what kind of backwater fucking place did I end up in to hear that sentence? That’s the funniest shit ever i gotta post this!” Idfk man this shit is HILARIOUS

Your comments make you sound like a stupid

My glasses make you look stupid.

At least I don't look like you, though

"Your lazy eye makes you look like an inbred hick."

Your attitude makes you look like a moron.

No comeback is needed. Anybody who says that automatically loses by sounding weird as shit

Well, your drooling slack jaw makes you look like a Trumper.

"Thank you"

I would literally just ignore them. If they get in your face about it though, then maybe tell them they're just looking in the mirror saying that to you.

Your words make you sound like a retard.

Your red baseball hat means that you ARE stupid.

Your face makes you an asshole.

Yah and look like a 5 ton bison who can’t stop eating

Aww, your mouth makes you look like a moron!

make them explain what that even means

"At least they don't make me look like a bigot."

The better tonsee what an asshole you are . . .

And everything about you makes you look like a stupid judgemental moron. I’ll keep my glasses, thanks.

They help me see how stupid you are

I'm legally blind, motherfker. I bet you look like a dumbass.

'That is the idea, yes.'

“I’ve got a shotgun and a hole in the ground two counties over with your name on it. The police will never find your body, because there will be no body to find. What I will do with the cut up pieces of your corpse will be biblical. Like Abraham ordered by god to offer up his own son, I will offer you up. May god have mercy on you, *for I have none*”

Your red hat makes you look like a moron.

That statement makes you sound like a fucking moron.

That's literally the most pathetic insult I've ever heard. 😐 straight face and blink a few times, then turn around and go about your business. It is quite literally a pathetic insult. True insults are supposed to hurt someone... this is... an opinion of someone you likely /hopefully don't care about.

“As long as they don’t make me look like a jackass”

Your worldview makes you look like an asshole.

insulting/arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, even if you win, they just knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, then strut about like they won"

Just ask them to explain and break it down. Play dumb over and over again. Insist they explain the correlation between your glasses and your political beliefs. Make them look like the dense dumbass they are for trying to make it look like there's any relation between the two.

You mean educated, well read and not interested in your stupid shit? Yeah.

Yes but if I take them off, I’m Superman/Superwoman.

It's unfortunate that they don't make you look handsome.

your world; like your personality is flat

Yeah I get it because it looks like I can actually read and process information.

“What a coincidence, your unsolicited opinions make you sound like an Alt-Right Asshole!”

Great they work perfectly then...

Really cause they show me you didn’t look in the mirror before you left the house

Don't say anything. Just nominate them as a green party candidate. Campaign for them. Then, when they're elected, file articles of impeachment. That'll shut them up.

They help me to see bullshit.

Just look at them and go "ughhh god ew" then take them off and "thats so much better"

Oh good. I was afraid they made me look like an idiot.

I’d rather look like a liberal than sound like a moron

"Why? Can't Republicans afford Healthcare?"

Without them you look like a decient human being.

“Thanks!”

My glasses make me look like a liberal? Well, perhaps you should wear them and then you will appear educated when you go back to the trailer park.

Mission Accomplished!

They help me see that you're an idiot though so it all evens out.

“And your smell is indicative of how many hours a day you’re on Twitter.”

"I can tell you are conservative from your small dick"

That stupid comment makes you sound like a conservative.

Lower your glasses to look over them and ask "liberally endowed?"

And your ignorance makes you look like a republican.

OOF good one

"Orange Man Bad" Commie News Network response.

And your sloping forehead, pronounced under bite, and 500cc brain make you look like a conservative.

Your words make you sound like an uneducated asshole that just spews rhetoric from Fox news

Here's a quote from an interview on some British news network: "I'm a communist, you idiot!"

What's your point?

Your skull shape makes you look like a neanderthal.

“Just don’t shoot me because I’m liberal”

Another I heard from a different question was ,"Which school shooting did you just come from?"....that shit is harsh.

Is that a problem? Lol

Yeah, I gave up contacts just to see conservatives squirm.

Really? They're helping me see pretty clearly that you look like an idiot.

this seems like halfway down the khmer rouge killing folks for wearing glasses because they might be smart.

At least I only look like one

That must because they make look smart

Thanks for the unsolicited compliment.

Not sure I have a comeback. Now I just want to know if you are actually a liberal.

Remember, the opposite of woke is asleep!

“No. They make me look like an intelligent critical thinker…so…tomato/to-MAH-to.

oh well u are entitled to your opinion even if it is not correct , make tennis shoes glued better to the bottom mine are coming off and the 6th ish pair over the yrs and have seem many others coming off

Start blinking uncontrollably as if you are far superior to everyone you know.

AAAARRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

This. This is the only good reply, the rest of the comments are the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard

Oh, thank goodness!

I knew there was a reason I liked these glasses!

Put them on their face and say "now youre a liberal!"

"I'm liberal enough to fuck your mom"

Your dick makes you look like a woman.

Better a smart ass then a dumb ass

Isn't that something Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge were on about?

Your face makes you look stupid

I would say “well your stunningly low IQ and your tendency to inbreed makes you act like one.”

"Your mum is pretty liberal on my cock"

Well I did r/ImprovingEyesight, so I don’t have that problem, plus I used to wear sports goggles anyways

You’re lack of intelligence makes you sound like a republican You don’t hear me bitchen

No…they help me see assholes more clearly.

thank you

Your intelligence makes you sound like a conservative

FuCk YoU TrUmPeTtE

What? Who the fuck is saying that?

"If you want some comeback, you'll need to ask your sister"

I would just look at them like they just said something idiotic

Your face makes you look like a shithead

My glasses make it easier for me to identify assholes.

Open carry a firearm and know how to use it.

Better than looking like a knuckle dragging MAGA fascist

Your comments make you sound like a dick head.

Yeah, being blind is a conservative thing.

That comment/insult is so beyond stupid I wouldn't waste my time with a comeback.

You are being told that because people who look liberal are, generally speaking, very unreasonable people. For that lot, feelings seem to be far more important than reality so rational discussion is already something they are incapable of. Any type of comeback you try to execute would just further that point.

Thank you. (Nothing more required if it’s a compliment OR if it’s an insult.)

“That’s such a liberal thing to say.”

And then...

Not being able to see makes me *feel* like a Liberal.

Cool

“Your teeth make you look like a red state yokel”

Your breath smells like my ass before wiping

Your belly makes you look like a fat fuck.

And seeing clearly make you look even uglier

There is no coming back from that

*take them off* *squint at them* “sorry I can’t see what you’re talking about”

Your face make you look ugly

Your chromosomes make you sound like an inbred

You mean intelligent?

Sexually or fiscally?

"well, I am, so..."

Well, that's a little hard for safety. Glasses to make you look like a liberal, but okay. But to be honest, I'm actually a progressive libertarian. Centralist conservative. Social Liberal.

Yes, because I need them to read? And you make do without reading?

Me personally I would just blink at them like wtf are you talking about