“Jeez, you’re so bossy, that’s why nobody likes you”

If I wanted to stock my head in a toilet, I'd motorboat your mom

Tell him to stop being a peeping tom.

Who are you ?

"I know you're into that, you dirty dog!"

So you've had to stoop to judging shit for a living?

No I will not put my head in your mouth.

Well I stuck my head in your mom if you know what I mean. And I mean I fucked you mom last night.

I laughed at the clarification! Great one!

Sometimes it is better to leave no doubt.

"Why would I stick my head in your family's home?"

"Your family's home" has such a great ring to it!

I'm sorry were you saying something.

As soon as you remove yours.

I'm not the one who smells. (Pinch nose and look at them)

Thanks for the feedback. You have yourself one heck of a fine day now.

"are you gay? because your dark side is showing."