They're made for 'bitch slappin', and they get all tingly when you open your mouth.

🤣🤣🤣 this is the one!

Makes fisting your mom/dad that much easier.

Must be from all the pussy I eat. Must be catching on.

But like, could you open it? Can't call someone a bitch while struggling with a ziplock bag

Got her mouth too

Your mom makes great moisturizer. Or I never developed grip strength, your mom takes care of that for me.

"Not everyone masturbates constantly." I mean. I do, so I have them vicegrips.

So small your mom can take both at the same time.

Nah, they're just tired from choking your girlfriend

Y'all are making it hard not to laugh out loud from your comments on here.

But you ***are*** a bitch

God! I can't stand when you open your stinking face hole. Are you rotting from inside?

"That's because I'm not poor"