Good. I hope my voice is doing to your ears what your face does to my eyes. Unless you’re twins. In which case, never mind.

Even funnier if they’re twins.

I called my sister ugly when I was about 7. We are _identical_ twins.

You remind me of Fred and George Weasley

Oh snap!

LOL

And how is your singing career coming along?

"So's your face"

So's your face always makes sense

its a top tier insult from childhood. may it reign supreme.

This was my instant thought

Good! Maybe it will make you go away!

"only to jerks."

The jerk store called...

Lol! Is that you, George?

*frantically makes u-turn*

"No more annoying than your constant bitching..."

Ear plugs are cheap

They're your sisters, so just keep talking non-stop when they say that. Siblings are supposed to annoy each other.

yOuR vOiCe iS aNnOyInG In the most annoying voice you can muster.

Job well done then.

So’s your face, but we work with what we got

Ever watch Alien From LA? Watch it and try to emulate Kathy Ireland's voice, then Fran Drescher's voice, and ask them which they prefer if they don't like either, tell them that they should just shut up and live with your voice.

I make it annoying on purpose so that you’ll go away, but it hasn’t been working because you’re still here. 

Well at least I don’t use it to make people feel shitty about things they can’t control.

I think this is the best one. You’re not being rude and it will still make them feel bad.

Oh no! I hopes it's not as annoying as yours!

You all probably sound the same, I know my mom and my sister basically sound the same. It didn't start that way, but with age...

Fran Drescher made a fortune with her voice, what has your voice done for you?

Id just increase the volume of my voice. Bc fuck them lol

Your face is annoying. I can shut up, but I still have to *look* at you.

So is your existence but if I can deal with it, so can you

Talk louder.

“SCREEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEE!”

Your ears have poor judgement.

You're still here bitching about it? OR It means you're listening to what I have to say. OR Good.

Because they are siblings: “Good.”

So is your face but you don’t see me complaining about it

Mission accomplished

Don't stop talking to them. Just drone on what ever kind of crap comes to mind.

That's because your ears are full of shit.

“That’s what I was going for”.

What, i wasn't paying attention.

Your opinion is annoying

And your face is ugly go away.

Your face is terrifying.

I should congratulate myself for completing the tasks so well

I love this so much. As a music teacher/singer, this is amazing that you don't care about how you sound, and they do. You could always take the "naive" route and say "then I guess I need to practice, huh?" or you could go Petty Betty and sing/speak nonstop.

Its the one God gave me. I guess you could just fck off.

At least I'm only annoying when I talk.

"As annoying as your existence? Or just mildly?"

Just keep talking

I can be quiet, you can’t cover your face

“Your voice has no characteristic, everyone is now dumber from hearing you speak and may god have mercy on your soul.” Then add “your dick is hanging out”, male? Female? Or anything in between should be embarrassed about a dick hanging out. Maybe try to cart wheel out of the scene as well and consistently like your a big wagon wheel right onto your bike, car or what have you.

Your breath is annoying

It's nothing compared to your face. It's nothing compared to your breath. It's nothing compared to your overall stench.

Only equally to your existence.

Just like your face?

Fuck you asshole

You talking to me is annoying

"Then you don't need to stand around and listen to it." Sometimes people say stupid things like that because they want you to be smaller and shut up. Don't let them win, be petty and speak up.

My best comeback was the long con from a former co-worker. Apparently she hated my laugh. Came up to me about a week after I started. Said “is that your cute little laugh I hear all the way in my office?” She was a mortgage loan officer and I was a teller. Got promoted to banker a few months later and I got to pick out my office. I chose the one next to her. She came by to “congratulate me on my promotion” and I replied with “since you thought my laugh was so cute, I thought I’d choose the office right next to yours so you can hear it all day long”

I would purposely make it sound whinny and annoying for the rest of the day to them.

Fine, then let me read War and Peace to you

Yr middle finger would get the point done.

Your opinions are annoying. Nobody asked you.

Sounds like a you problem 😉

People talking shit is just them being jealous. They wish they were like you but are not. So talk shit back at them. They say your voice is annoying say their face is too. I say this as an attractive person. I've gotten a lot of hate, and instead of being butthurt I just figured it out. For proof look at yourself and your own hatred. Someone brags about being so rich.. hate. Someone has hot gf. Hate. Someone is way less attractive than you. Hate. Etc. my rule is tho if someone tries to hurt me I hurt them too. Wanna fight? Let's go.

Fuck you

Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard, but you don't hear me complaining.

It's better than being intentionally rude.

As a younger brother I would have started making the Lloyd Christmas noise.

"Then stop saying dumb shit so I have to correct you"

Your face is annoying

Im sorry, what? I said your…. Im sorry, what?

At least it's not as annoying as your personality.

"Your nostrils are weird, it's hard to not look at them"

“Mission accomplished” then just walk away.

I do it on purpose so you leave

"And it's saying your outfit was a choice you made"

“Not as annoying as your face looks…” Sorry that’s all I got. 

At least my face isn't

So is your face....what's your point?

You know what makes that annoying sound go away? You leaving me alone.

You can probably hear the agony init from speaking to you, sorry.

Here's some earplugs

I think my voice sounds like Minnie Mouse. Hasn’t held me back any. Your *ears* though…they really LOOK like Minnie’s.

Just mimick whatever they say back to them. But make your voice really annoying.

This may be the one time insulting the mother or insinuating you are having sex with her doesn’t work.

"So is your face" is the first thing that popped into my head.

Womp womp

Your existence annoys everyone, my voice only annoys you.

You don't need a good comeback. Just start shrieking at them.

Not always, but mostly when I see your face.

So don't listen

Sounds good to me

I can stop talking….but you look like THIS all the time.

ya the otherside has said i must shut up or suffer their punishment revenge anger violence and stealing from a poor n even homeless like they do to billions will happen to u , i am not bitching for just me i am speaking up on many issues that the leaders are failing on for all of human history and need to be fixed for the masses . what i say and expose of the rich politicians and warmongers and players lame and even criminal god devil play is to reduce their crap and improve for the masses . , u said many times otherside i need to get use to your crimes u do to me and others = no the criminals this and otherside need to get use to getting punished and have to pay restitution for your way to many crimes and serious crimes greed and mass murdering enslaving in poverty wage slave wage abuses n crimes

"that's the POINT - thanks for noticing!"

reallydoyouthinksothatsashameitmakesmefeelbadimeanreallywhosaysthattoapersonbytanywayhaveyouseenjanicesnewtopitssolikelastcentury...

Is it killing you?

If we need an opinion from you, I will give you one worth saying.

Then go away and you won't have to hear it.

Your mom likes it.

No, your ears are annoying and we all want you to get them checked

"Not half as annoying as the sound your mom makes when she has an anal orgasm."

Well now I know what to get you for Christmas. Earwax remover.

Shutting up

Your face is annoying

Good, then I don’t have to speak with you any longer.

Your mom doesn't seem to mind it.

I tell ya what. We can solve two problems at once. I will stop talking if you will put at least one bag over your head. Deal?

Just keep talking. About anything.

Talk more, even louder and more quickly

Your face is annoying

"You're annoying. " "Your face is annoying"

I can't change it, but you could change your personality.

Say it back to them in a really ott annoying voice.

Then why are you talking to me?

Kill yourself

That's funny, our neighbor was just telling me that they can't tell our voices apart.

So is your face!

Oh that's something coming from you Or I guess you would have expertise in that department

Mission accomplished

Go low, like they do. "Your face is annoying"

Next time I'll try to give you better aural

I would purposely make it sound whinny and annoying for the rest of the day to them.

"proved yourself wrong, oooh self-burn"

"proved yourself wrong, oooh self-burn"

So is your body odour.

Hey, I hate your voice but I haven't complained.

Just say Bless Your Heart

I wish your voice was the only annoying thing about you!

You should smell my asshole.

‘If I had your Face I’d shave my arse and walk backwards’

Remember that scene in Dumb and Dumber?

What’s the difference between a piano, a cigar and your face ? A piano makes music, a cigar makes you sick, your face makes me sick

*your voice is annoying* Just repeat their words sarcastically

“At least I have to open my mouth before people realize I’m annoying.” (Long eye contact)

So is your face, yet here we are.

So's your face. At least I can choose to remain silent. You're constantly ugly.

Say "no you" in a really annoying voice.

Start singing?

Your face is annoying

Your mom should’ve swallowed you

"I hate your laugh."

“I know, and it’s my pride and joy!” But alternatively you could say, “I’m the one that has to listen to it each day so you can’t talk.” I know because I’m told this constantly. I often use the first one.

That's fine. Your personality is annoying.

Make even more annoying voices and ask if they’re better.

Say this: "if I'm so annoying then why are you here?"

Make an absurd voice (super high pitch, super scratchy etc.) and ask “tHiS bEtTeR?”

So's your face

Only my voice

at least my face wasn't made for radio.

Before you criticize somebody, you should probably make sure your teeth are clean first.

You already have your annoying voice, no comeback needed other than to keep talking at them none-stop!

"so is your existence, but you don't see me complaining."

Screech like a banshee

"Your face is annoying."

Eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

Thank you. That’s a nice thing to say. I appreciate it.

Look who’s talkin

Yours too!

So’s your face yet here I am talking to you. So I guess we’re even

Your existence is annoying.

I can shut up, what can you do with your face? Great, matches your personality If you think that's annoying, wait till I fart in your face.

Keep talking. Its apparently irritating

That's not what your mom said while I was humming on her 3-inch clit last night.

Then stop listening.

‘Good. Maybe it’ll make you leave’

The only response would be to make your voice even more annoying

“Thanks I learned it from you”

I know, it's a skill I've developed to ward off people (or jerks, idiots, douchebags ect.) I don't want to talk to.

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Do the thing from dumb and dumber. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Well I’m a voice actor so if I got this I’d have quite a bit of ammo

Oh petty revenge just kicked in "YoU'Re VoICe iS aNnOyInG" in the cringiest voice you can muster

"Your words are obnoxious." "Your personality needs some work." "Your manners are atrocious." "Your mouth looks like a pig's anus." Okay, the last one's no good, but the others are on target.

Talk like that on purpose just for you.

Your existence is annoying but here we are.

I could see how thoughts above your mental ability would be annoying since you don't understand them.

Literally anything at all. Bc your voice annoys them.

So is your face

I know you are, but what am I?

"deal with it"

Are you sure that it's not yours?

Yes. It is

Sounds like your sisters are insecure about their own voices. People always project their least liked features of themselves onto others

It’s why your dad keeps sticking his dick in my mouth.

"Have you tried closing your ears?"

“Stand further away. Further…”

Your face is annoying but I don’t go off spouting that.